G soldier diary

Xiaoyu's half eyelids and thick sword eyebrows looked at me very closely and shook his head.

"Give that to me." Xiaoyu said to Xiaoyouwei.

"it is good."

Xiaoyu took away the cold ice pillow and left. It wasn't until his back disappeared into the dormitory that I remembered Xiaoyouwei in black underwear sitting on my buttocks. He was sweating all over his body just now, and his muscles were swollen and shiny. basketball captain.

"Senior, are you and that handsome senior acting weird?" Wei Yu's voice said.

"No, why do you think so? 』

"I don't know, let's intuit it."

"It's okay, it's okay, I know where it is, ouch. 』I touched my waist.

"Senior, your left side is more serious." Xiao Youwei returned to his bed and immediately started to practice abdominal muscles, and the whole bed began to shake again.I only felt a burst of coolness and emptiness behind my buttocks, but it seemed that my junior's slouch was too warm and too big, and it just filled up my lower body on the back.Tsk tsk, I almost got bent. (Break into zero?)

I picked up the icy ice pillow and put it on my waist.This feeling came again, the feeling of being caught and raped in bed.

Xiaoyu, what is going on with you?

The next day, I stood at the whistle for four hours. After the assembly time in the afternoon, I put on civilian clothes and wrote a fake form.

"Let's go~" Squad leader Ada pursed his lips and handed me the helmet on the locomotive.

As soon as the accelerator was pressed, the iron gate of hell opened, and we left the camp and rode on the path in the clear autumn air.

"I'll drive you to your train station later, and you can go and see for yourself." The squad leader was waiting for the red light. There was still a small piece of Sanskrit on his neck, and his head was sticking out from the white T-shirt.

"Okay... well, what is the tattoo on the monitor's back?" 』

"Mr. Li, what are you doing?" He pointed to the neck.

"Yup. 』

"You can watch it! One hundred at a time!"

"That's fine. 』

"I'm just kidding." The class leader with raised lips turned his head back and asked me to open its collar.

I opened the collar and saw a row of Sanskrit characters on the monitor's naked back, surrounded by circles, lines, crosses and mantras. I seemed to see something like the door of truth, full of divine power.

"Damn it, monitor, you're too badass." 』My blood boiled when I saw it.

"I like to roar~" the squad leader was very proud.

"like. 』

"Send! There's more below!" The squad leader opened his underwear, revealing his groin.

Hey, this kind of superior and simple man has the same attributes as the underworld senior. (Who cares to repeat?)

In the small camp, there are three people covered in tattoos.

The underworld senior of Asura Demon, the senior Xiangya of Dragon Fish and Phoenix, and the class leader of the Sacred Fullmetal Alchemist series.The entire Keelung sub-library actually came out of a comic, right?Do Keelung tattoos cost nothing?

"It's here, be careful yourself, and call me after you finish watching." The squad leader took out the vibrating cell phone, and his voice suddenly became very gentle. "I'm almost there, you said it was [-]:[-]? Okay!"

I waved to the squad leader and walked towards a certain X'antang Chinese medicine practitioner.

He actually took Xiaobing out for referral and went to the movies by himself.

I must be the squad leader in the future, I must have a picture of Qingming Riverside tattooed on my back, I don't care! (what are you angry about)

The doctor looked at my waist, and said that it was up to my waist, don't move things like this.

"Excuse me, doctor, is there any pose you should not do?" "I asked.

The doctor thought for a while and said, "Don't do poses that hurt." (Just to listen to these nonsense?)

"Huang Xiaofei?" The nurse held the medicine bag.

"have! 』My whole body tensed and raised my right hand, with my fist facing forward and my left hand clinging to the seam of my trousers.

My voice echoed throughout the small hall, and the nearby grandma trembled from my fright.

"Excuse me. 』I put my hands down in embarrassment, and went to the counter to get the medicine.

Tsk, I have to call out some occupational diseases when my name is called. When will it be cured?It doesn't matter, my main purpose is to let the officers know the seriousness of the back injury, I'm not acting, I'm really fucking bad.Then, I went to Uni-President Supermarket and looked at the books and magazines on the shelves.The world outside the camp is always so wonderful and indescribable, it is a dreamland 50 years ahead of the camp.

After the monitor watched the movie, I bought a magazine for learning English, stuffed it into my trousers, and headed back.

It's so cool to have your phone slide until it dies. (Is that cool too?)

When I got back to the camp, I was called to the small office by the company commander. There was an Indian lady officer and other squad leaders. Everyone looked solemn. I don’t know why, but I knew I was going to be fucked.

"Xiaofei, do you know that I didn't approve your leave form completely, and you went out. Does this count as leaving the camp without authorization? Do you know how serious it is?" The company commander turned his chair to me.

"kindness. 』I pretended to look scared.

"So do you know the procedures for asking for leave?" The company commander sat on the black office chair, shaking his chin.

"should know…? ’ I said timidly.

"Don't be afraid! Tell what you know, don't be there!" Sergeant Nidalee was still throwing a javelin aside.

The company commander continued to speak:

"Then since you know..."

"???!!!"

In an instant, the fixing mechanism of his office chair was not fixed properly, and it automatically turned into a rocking chair.

The company commander leaned back, looking at the ceiling instead of me for an instant.

As if being electrocuted, he widened his eyes and raised his feet to sit up desperately!His jaw was still shaking from the shock.

He held the table with one hand and adjusted the office chair with the other.

"...Do you know that the fake slip is for the guards to see?" He looked at me with a straight face.

Hey.

It's too late ahhhhh!

You were a variety show guy just now!

The picture of the whole person leaning back is constantly replaying in his mind!

But I'm being lectured, and I can't laugh at anything.

I have never worked so hard in my life, trying to use all my strength to prevent the corners of my mouth from rising.

"So you know?" the captain continued to ask gravely.

"I know..." I held my breath, and I told myself that I couldn't die here.

I kept forcing the release of negative energy in my mind.

(I can't even hold back a smile, I might as well die, laugh! I deserve the ban!)

(Die, let me die! Waste!)

But it was useless, the panicked appearance of the company commander made my nostrils constantly dilated.

"Then since you know, you know that you can be punished for not leaving the camp..."

The company commander suddenly looked at the ceiling.

The office chair leans back again!

big. .collapse. .crash

For a moment, the company commander seemed to be washing his hair in a barbershop.

Instantly lean back and wash your hair!

I can't hold it anymore, my tears have come out.

Company commander, please punish me quickly!Stop leaning back over there!

I clenched my fists with tense muscles, and replaced the happy scene with the pain of nails inserted into my palms.He kept cursing swear words and angry words in his heart, just to resist the company commander who kept playing tricks.My eyes were filled with tears, I was holding my breath, my brain lacked oxygen, and my consciousness began to blur.

I almost forgot what the company commander said to me later, I vaguely remember that the company commander asked me to write a 500-word letter of repentance, and as a college student, writing a letter of repentance is as simple as ejaculation.

So I passed it safely, but this battle cost me at least ten years of life.

Can I ask the barracks to buy better chairs?

It really bothers me that the company commander keeps pretending to wash his hair.