G soldier diary

"No! I think it's good to sleep with the senior." Xiao Youwei's voice was the basketball captain.

"I'm afraid my senior will wake me up just by turning over!"

"Yes, but I think my senior is okay."

"Then try to get some sleep first. Tell me if you have any questions." The voice of the lady officer.

"Clam~~~Okay."

I sneaked out of the small office, and the butterflies and flowers on my chest spewed out like Kamehae qigong.

What did Xiao Youwei say, about my senior, who sleeps well with the senior, is it true that being a captain is a good man?

"start!"

In the restaurant, we lined up with bowls to order dishes, only to see Xiao Youwei filled the bowls with dishes, then went to the water dispenser to fill up hot water.

"Yu... Wei Yu, what are you doing?" ’ I remembered he had a name.

"Oh, senior, overwater the vegetables if they are too salty, so you won't gain weight."

"You said it was too salty before you even ate it? 』I took a look at the swollen muscles on his hands, and several blue veins had naturally emerged from them.He must be No.1 in the camp in terms of muscle mass, surpassing Xiaoyu in the water boy route. "Where are you getting fat? 』

"Really, my body fat is not low, you can tell it by touching it." He smiled and poured out the water that soaked the tannla and rice blood cakes. The water contained ointment and invisible salt.

"How can it be? 』I held the chopsticks in my left hand and squeezed his stomach with the other.

All kinds of block super hard.

"are you kidding me?Where is the body fat? 』

"Really, senior! You'll know if you touch it again."

I walked all the way back and touched Wei Yu's buttocks, which were simply perfect two big buttocks. This can only be done by a lot of ball games for the actual combat school. I still remember that when he changed his clothes, his thick thighs and calves burst out. ribs.

"I want to touch too!" Senior Ding Xiaoyu suddenly jumped out.

"Sister...not good..." Xiao Youwei smiled awkwardly.

I shrugged and took the bowl to my seat.

"Please~" I heard Ding Xiaoyu coquettish all the time.

"Senior..." Wei Yu looked at me with a wry smile, as if asking for help.

"Okay, come and sit here. 』I gave Sekai the seat facing the TV for him first.

"Roar~~~" the senior sister stomped her feet.

"You are so self-cultivating, I want to try it too. 』I also go to the water dispenser to fill up hot water, and put all the dishes in hot water.

"Senior, don't need it! Your body fat is very low!" Wei Yu looked at me.

"But I'm not as muscular as you. 』

"Ok……"

Then I started to live a healthy diet, and I didn't understand why I had to be like Jolin Tsai when I was a soldier.

Today it was time to wash the dishes. For some reason, the volunteers also came to wash the dishes.

"By the way, you have guards at night. If you are hungry, you can go to the Zhongshan Room to get a night snack." Senior Xiangya.

"Oh, so those milk tea buns are for midnight snack." Sai Kai.

"You can only eat it if you have a night watch." The senior with smelly feet added.

"Then you can also save it, and drink it when you feel better, right?" 』

"It's all fine."

"Oh shit, before you had a milk tea brother Tianbing, super fat and evil with acne all over his face, he drank milk tea every day, and kept a whole box of wheat-flavored milk tea under the bed!" said the senior with smelly feet.

"Brother Milk Tea, he doesn't just focus on milk tea, does he? He's gay at all, and keeps pestering the class monitor of Bunraku. He's super evil." Senior Juying said.

"Ah, he owes it, right Xiaofei? Don't you think gays who drink milk tea every day are evil?" The mafia senior threw the ball to me.

"Haha, have you ever heard the gay fart joke? 』I decided to tell a joke and change the subject.

"Tell me, I haven't heard of it."

"That's right, the sound of normal people farting is, puff puff puff! ’ I made fart noises with my mouth.

"But the sound of gay farting, there is only one sound. 』

"What sound?"

"ha! 』I exhaled with my mouth.

"Clam?"

"what! 』

"Hahahahaha! Is it too loose? Fuck Beiqi! Ha!"

"Hahaha, you're fucking laughing at me."

Everyone laughed so hard that Junior Toad even knocked on the pot with laughter.Looking at the dimples, I found myself regretting telling the joke.Originally this was a self-mockery, but it was just a joke about being gay when no one knew I was gay.

I turned around and saw Junior Youwei, he was just washing the dishes expressionlessly.

"You... don't you think it's funny? 』

"I don't think it's funny." He shook his head with a stiff face.

"I feel fine too. 』

"Well, and the number zero is not the only gay." He added indifferently.

I stared wide-eyed at the burly basketball captain in front of me, to be so accurate about this joke?

"Yes Yes. 』The feeling of being taught by a different man is very special.

"Oh senior, I don't mean anything else. Maybe it's because my brother is gay. I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay."

"Your brother?Brother? 』

"Yeah." Xiao Youwei smiled wryly, rolled up his sleeves delicately, and handed me a bowl.

I never expected to catch a straight gay (friendly hetero) for telling a bad joke.All I saw was Wei Yu wrinkling his thick eyebrows, concentrating on washing the dishes, shining in the dark crowd.

"Senior, many gays are very handsome, don't be misled by those seniors." Xiao Youwei followed me with a wry smile, putting a stack of bowls into the dish dryer.

"Yeah, I think so, I think your brother should be as handsome as you." ’ I shook my head and looked at his face.

"Senior, you praise me too much, I will be shy." Wei Yu tried to block my sight with one hand in embarrassment.

"I can't stop it!Ha ha. 』I move.

"Don't look at the sheep!"

It's strange that the basketball captain is so unconfident, but where can I find such a friendly junior.