G soldier diary

"I have observed the camp. The way we can bring it is to stuff it in from the side of the ditch, where the camera outside can't take pictures." Xiaoyu and I sat down in a unified supermarket in Keelung and began to discuss tactics, showing college students intelligence.

"There are two other ways. There is a flower garden on the way from the guard sentry to the security table. We can pack it into a bag and throw it there first, and then come to pick it up after going through the security check." 』I thought of the easiest way

"You said there, it's a bit risky, why don't you just throw it in the toilet?" Xiaoyu said.

『It’s a good idea, just in case it’s better to wrap it in a drink can. 』

"Good!" Xiaoyu's eyes lit up.

"Go! ’ We clap hands.

There is still half an hour left.We bought a can of pure tea in the store. After drinking it in turn, we opened it and washed the inside. It was so clean that no matter how we picked it with our fingers, there would be no dirt. It was very comfortable. (Hello)

Then we put the two mobile phones in to prevent the vibration and stuffed toilet paper, and finally we used a stapler to seal the outer box with the clerk, and it was just like real pure tea.

"If it is not done well, it will be banned if it is found out..." I was suddenly a little nervous.

"It's fine! Just don't tell anyone."

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom." The gate of hell opened again, and the dark camp was filled with TOP female squad leaders, TOP male squad leaders, TOP volunteers, and Sekai and Youyouhong who were fucked.In addition, we are about to go in and be fucked, we are the Gang of Four, number zero! (Proud point?)

"Finally come back, I've been waiting for you for a long time! Hehe!" The one standing guard was actually Sekai.

"How about it?Is there anything new in the camp this week? 』

"It's very tiring, dude! When you called a few days ago, I happened to be handing over the guard post! The phone rang loudly! The squad leader with raised lips said that I would be banned for the second time." Se Kai was fully armed and grabbed with my collar.

"Boyu also said that he can call you, don't blame me. 』

"What, what, you brought your phone to the whistle?" Xiaoyu smiled.

"Okay, that's a digression. You guys are going to stand guard later. The Master Chief doesn't mean to make it easier for you. Let's check the guard watch at the security officer's side later, huh huh."

"It's okay! No matter how difficult it is, there are only five days left before the holiday!" Xiaoyu clenched his fists, full of positive energy.

Hey, there seems to be something wrong with this positive energy.Is it right to say "It's okay, no matter how hard it is, I'll die in 50 years" when life is very painful?

"GO!" We went to the security desk.

The moment I arrived at the door, I quickly walked to the toilet next door, and threw the bag of dinner boxes (washed) and pure tea (filled with iphones) we had just eaten into the trash can, even if I turned the entire trash can Come out, that looks like just plain trash, too.

"Ah, the other one?" the thick-lipped squad leader's voice reminded me of how stinky her face was.

"He went to pee." Xiaoyu's voice.

"Hello, monitor! 』Then, I made my grand debut and completed a series of actions to bring drugs through the customs.

"Open the bag by yourself." The squad leader with thick lips held the huge massage stick and began to caress the bodies of the two of us.

To be honest, if I hear a boy say to a girl, "Turn Bob on himself", I think I can definitely sue him for sexual harassment, right?

"Fuck~force~" Occasionally some small change will offend the vibrator, but we are totally worthy.

Five minutes later, after having a good time with the massage stick, the squad leader asked us to look at the watch posted on the bulletin board.

Eleventh ([-]:[-]pm to [-]:[-]pm), Seventh Nine ([-]:[-]am to [-]:[-]am), Seventh Nine ([-]:[-]pm to [-]:[-]pm)

"Is this the meaning of the third shift post?" 』I feel incredible.

And Xiaoyu is my next shift, that is, from one to three in the evening and so on.

"Didn't it mean to start with the first class at first, and then gradually increase after getting used to it?" Xiaoyu said my doubts.

"Who told you that? 』Squad leader with thick lips.

Of course it was what the seniors said. Sure enough, these people are all liars?

"No, maybe we heard it wrong, thank you monitor!" We remembered the sentry time and didn't want to chat with the monitor.

Everything about being surprised here is acting, and our minds are full of mobile phone phone phone phone phone phones.After leaving the security desk, I immediately went to the toilet to open the fake garbage and took out the pure tea, which was worth about 5 yuan.

Walking back to the dormitory, Xiaoyu and I had a peerless and ambiguous look in our eyes. The excitement and excitement in our hearts made Xiaoyu and I hold each other tightly.

(Everything is purely fictitious) (Conan also keeps shooting people with an anesthesia gun) (G film also keeps shooting inside out)

"Tsk tsk, the two of you must finally come back." You Hong frowned and shook his head constantly. "You don't even know what kind of life I live with Sekai."

"You guys have to start standing guard~" the senior with smelly feet insisted on interjecting on the bed.

"yes. 』

"I'll do the internal affairs first, and I'll let you go first." Xiaoyu said with his lips.

"OK. 』I gestured and started changing clothes.

Turn around and leave, you have nothing to say.It was just an accident that seabirds and fish fell in love.We keep our phones together, but the messages are not mature enough to be frank.

At [-]:[-] in the evening, I put on my steel helmet, put on my long-lost S belt, picked up my own Manabe steel water bottle, and walked to the security officer's table fully armed.After leaving the unit, the water bottle on the belt has never been filled with water.

"You're here! It's your first time shouting." It was Shouya-senpai who stood safely, and he who was the boy next door put on his cap. "It's okay, I'll be gentle, just don't exaggerate."

For the first time in his life, he stood guard and gave it to Xiangya.There is only one sentry post and one security guard.

I heard that our unit was still joint logistics last year, and it will become more and more difficult after it is merged into the army.But who cares?Everyone likes the harder the better. (Isn't that hard?)

"Can you use a lottery stick?"

"No. 』

"Come on, press this one, and pick it up."

Senior Xiangya led me through the checkpoints where the sentry was sent to patrol, it was nothing more than a circle around the camp area, and took the stick-shaped leisure card to the camp area. "If you're afraid, please ask An An to accompany you for a few times." Senior Xiangya looked very reliable next to the remote, dark and dilapidated house.

It was You Yuhong who came down from the whistle.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I'm so happy to see you." The smile on his dark face was completely black-bellied.

"Are you happy that I got into the trap? 』