G soldier diary

A handsome guy who said he smelled like sweat put the original underwear in front of my eyes.

I think in this life, I can't find anything more extreme than this.No, I already have a boyfriend, stop thinking about it.

I began to smell the combination of faint musk and sweat in the air, irritating my forehead.Is this called experiential marketing?Would it be nice to have every passerby struggling to pass the chicken chop shop?

"You go!" I changed seats with Dagen, I want to stay away from the evil underwear that smells like chicken chops, I must!

"What are you doing, I haven't rushed yet. 』Dagen turned around and changed positions.

"in spite of."

I didn't look carefully, Dagen Linbing has a lot of hair, and Lanpa probably looks like some kind of white hot pot ingredients.If you want to describe it, it's probably like a cute animal zone, with a little white rabbit with black hair.

"I won't turn this around." I turned the shower head.

"Tsk, you eat explosives." 』

Suddenly, a roar resounded through the bathroom.

"What's the noise!"

This one is a bit cute, but it has a murderous voice... It's the cute monitor of our class!The cute squad leader born in the physical class.

This class leader is short, looks like Jay Chou, and has a very good figure, but his voice sounds like someone pinching his nose.

You try it, pinch your nose and talk, no matter what you say, you will become cute, and your whole person will become cute.

"Turn off the water for everyone!"

Gradually, the sound of water became less and less, and it seemed that everyone was chatting happily.

"Don't force me to count the time, wait until I hear the sound, you will be in bad luck!" "Yes, monitor!" 』Everyone answered in the bathroom.

"I'm wasting your time now! Don't make it difficult for me to keep scolding you all the time? Is that all you owe?"

I saw Dagen half bent over, with a painful expression on his face.

"What’s wrong with you? 』I spoke in a breathy voice.

"Soap on cock for too long, it hurts..."

I glanced down, and his black-haired little white rabbit was covered with soap bubbles, but they couldn't be washed away.He tried hard to get the soap off the head of his penis.

"Be patient..." I responded with a breathy voice.

Don't bother me with your little white rabbit, will you?I will pick too, okay?

In this way, there was no sound in the bathroom afterwards, and the mandarin duck's erotic comic dialogue by the man next door was much more low-key.As long as I don't get close to the pair of panties, I'll be fine.Thanks to the class monitor for saving me, otherwise, no matter how cool the water is, it would not be able to quench my lust.

Sleeping at night, I remembered what Jiu Dao said, life is a constant battle!

The head of the shift sleeps in the upper bunk, the second in the shift sleeps in the lower bunk, and usually the furthest to the side is where the squad leader sleeps.That's right, Dagen is sleeping next to me, and the squad leader Mengmeng is on the other.

That's not very good, because the squad leader stipulates that everyone should sleep head to tail.In other words, everyone faces the feet of the person next to them.I don't know if it's a system that prohibits everyone from sleeping and chatting, or a system born out of fear of catching a cold.

But what happened to the monitor himself being disobedient?What is it like for the monitor to sleep with his head against the window like me?

As soon as I turned around to sleep on my side, I would see the cute little face of class leader Jielun with his eyes closed.Although separated by two mosquito nets, the squad leader's roaring face during the day is so peaceful and lovely at night.

The world is full of temptations.

How much incense did I burn in my previous life!Twenty barrels?

I'm like a mother on the child's bed, who is messed up by the child during the day, and sees the cute sleeping face of the child at night, and what I think in my heart is, these little devils will become little angels at night! (I apologize again to my boyfriend)

Do it, no, I can't watch it anymore, I can't sleep at all like this!

Usually, there is a man sleeping next to him facing him, which means "come on, come on".

But that's not the case here at all!Lying next to you here means "wake me up and you will die".

I took a breath and turned around.Before going to sleep, I think this is the mood of Hua Mulan as a soldier, right?

Hua Mulan, you must be a perverted girl, right?

From then on, what woke me up in the morning was usually the monitor's alarm clock. They would wake up about half an hour earlier than us to plan how to fuck us. In fact, it was really hard work for them to go to bed late and wake up early, even though you guys are naughty.

"Deng~denden~" The chord sound of the squad leader's mobile phone woke me up.

I was bleary-eyed, watching the class leader Mengmeng get up to fold the quilt obediently, fold the mosquito net in a magical way, and feel that I am really lucky to be able to directly observe these magical methods.

After exercising, it's time to eat.

During cooking time, we took our plates and passed through the cooking area.

"Thank you brother!"

"Thank you brother!" We shouted every time we got a dish.

Got to the seat.

"Lift the bench!" "Shift!" "Sit down!" One command, one action.

We all had to sit and stare blankly into each other's faces before we started.Facing Dagen's face, all I thought about was his little white rabbit. I thought he must be a kind person.

After the meal, the squad leader who looked like his first love boyfriend came to the front.

"Wait, you can serve the second round of dishes by yourself, but you don't have to run! Did you hear that?" "Yes! 』

"Start moving."

I immediately picked up the bowl and got up, and walked to the eating area with the biggest stride, just like a race in the park.

"What are you doing!!!!" The class leader of the first love yelled at me, the entire restaurant with hundreds of people echoed, and everyone stopped moving.

"I'm telling you to walk away so you don't understand, do you?"

His eyes looked like he was eager to insert his hand directly into my chest, dig out my heart and squeeze it to burst.For the first time in my life, I was insulted in public.

"I just strode..." I tried to explain.

"Still talking!" He made everyone look here, hundreds of people.

I consider race walking to be considered walking, but he considers it to be running.It seems that we have different definitions of walking and running, no wonder we broke up in the first place.

But the way he scolds people is simply like Queen S.As expected of her first boyfriend, that dark face and deep aborigine-like eyes are really attractive.Back then you told me not to leave, but now you are the squad leader, you tell me not to leave?

The squad leader sat back at the squad leader's table, angrily complaining to the other squad leaders.

"You can't be beaten, scolded, fucked, and you can't bask in the sun. What the hell is a pig?" He was very upset.It felt like I was being targeted by my first love, the black-faced class monitor.

I ate a lot of meals, and with the feeling of wanting to die, I remembered how my first love got along with me.

Indeed, you are the most durable, you are awesome.