silly wife

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Zifang only saw Aku on the third day. Early in the morning, when Zifang rubbed his eyes and led Xiong Dandan out of the room in a daze, he saw Aku standing in the yard chopping firewood. After rolling his eyes a few times, he suddenly cried out.

Aku suddenly turned around. Before he knew what was going on, Zifang suddenly rushed towards him. He jumped up and hugged Aku: "Brother, brother, brother! My brother is back!"

Everyone who was frightened by Zifang's scream rushed over and saw Zifang hanging on Aku's body like a bear. Aku was also very strong, and it was easy to hold Zifang with both hands.

Mangosteen at the side disliked the ovary: "Uncle is ashamed, he is so big and still clings to second uncle, ashamed"

Zifang tightly hugged Aku with both hands, and stared at Mangzhu: "I want you to care! This is my brother! My brother didn't say anything and I want you to talk!"

Aku rarely smiled lightly: "Brother, long time no see"

"It's not like one, two, three... almost four years!" Zi Fang counted with his hands.

Aku sighed: "Yeah, almost four years"

Zifang let go and stood looking at him: "Didn't you say before that you would not come back until the Chinese New Year? Why did you come back suddenly?"

Aku said: "The border war ended early, the general allowed me to come back and stay longer"

Zifang's eyes lit up immediately: "Really? Then how long can you stay?"

Aku asked him: "Is it okay to stay with you until the end of the year?"

"Okay, okay!" Zifang was happy, he suddenly frowned, and pushed Aku to sit on the chair under the eaves: "You sit here obediently, and I will cook you something to eat! You wait for me!" Without waiting for Aku's response, he turned around and ran away.

Bao looked at it, stepped forward and sighed: "Look how happy he is when you come back?"

Aku nodded: "My eldest brother and I have not seen each other for a long time, so it's hard for him to remember me." He used to think that after being separated for a long time with the current appearance of his ovary, he might not remember his own appearance. Unexpectedly...Aku shook his head, and in a blink of an eye At that time, he saw a child standing behind the pillar. Seeing him looking at him, he simply hid behind the pillar, then tilted his head and looked at him secretly: "Is it Eggy?" Aku asked.

Xiong Dandan immediately shrank back in fright.

Zhang Dan stepped forward and pulled him: "Eggy, second uncle is talking to you, why did you hide?"

Xiongdandan hides and refuses to come out.

Aku simply stepped forward and hugged him: "It's a lot stronger."

Xiong Dandan blinked at him, but didn't speak.

Zhang Yi also said from the side: "He is considered thin. In the village, there is no other family who is the same age as him, and no one is older than him."

Xiongdandan hummed: "Who told you to name me Eggy? I'm so small. If you name me Daddy, I will definitely grow strong!"

Zhao Fei was a little confused: "What is Da Da?"

Bao explained: "It means to grow taller"

Zhao Fei was startled, then smiled.

When Aku came home, Zifang was happy to stick with Aku. He made food for Aku, chatted with Aku and asked if Aku was happy. When he turned his head, he saw Zhao Fei following Aku. , Zifang blinked, and blurted out: "Is he a younger brother?"

Zhao Fei was taken aback for a moment, and didn't dare to speak nonsense this time.

Bao Shi and Uncle Shu were stunned and laughed a little.Ah Chou glanced at Zhao Fei, turned around and entered the kitchen with his head down.

Aku pondered and didn't rush to answer.He didn't know what he was thinking.

Zhang Yi first said: "Brother Zhao is just a friend of the second brother and the second brother came to play."

Zhao Fei listened, but looked at Aku.

Aku hummed.

Zifang nodded: "Oh, that's good, he won't be able to give birth at first glance." Zhao Fei's face turned red instantly.

Zhang Dan couldn't hold back, turned his head and laughed muffledly.

The Bao family was a little embarrassed with Uncle Shu.

Zifang didn't feel that he was wrong, he took Aku's hand, and imitated Bao's tone: "Aku, you have to be good, and you will be obedient when you get married early. Okay, this unfilial piety is the biggest after three afternoons."

Aku seemed stunned for a moment.

The two sisters Zhang Yi and the uncle were all amused by you and laughed.

Filled with helplessness, Bao poked Zifang's head: "Bastard, did you learn this from that?"

Zifang didn't smile either, he scratched his head, a little shy: "I learned from my mother"

"Nonsense." Bao stared at him deliberately: "When did I say that?"

"I don't remember, but it seems that I have said before"

The family was joking, Zhao Fei was sitting on the sidelines, but he was a little absent-minded. He looked at Aku, and seeing Aku looking at the ovary with gentle eyes, Zhao Fei immediately lowered his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.

They were talking, and Xiong Dandan was watching, suddenly: "Hmph!" He sat down heavily on the chair.

"What's wrong?" Zifang looked at him suspiciously, and everyone also stared at Xiongdandan.

Xiong Dandan's small face was wrinkled, his expression was serious, his small mouth was slightly pouted, and he still held his chest with his two small hands, looking like a little grown-up.

Everyone watched and laughed for a while.

Aku reached out and touched his head: "Why are you suddenly unhappy?"

"Hmph!" Xiong Dandan tilted his head, ignoring Aku.

Zifang directly hugged Xiong Dandan and bit on Xiong Dandan's face!

"Daddy! My face!"

The ovary changed sides and took another bite!

Xiong Dandan exploded: "Silly Daddy! I still have to face!"

"I thought you didn't want it anymore, and planned to eat it." Zi Fang said seriously: "Eat the egg white! Just leave the egg yolk!"

Xiong Dandan exclaimed: "Then I have no clothes to wear!"

"Just right" Zifang smiled: "It's hot, don't wear clothes, cool down"

Xiong Dandan was blocked by him and couldn't speak, so he snorted again, Xiong Dandan slapped him away: "Silly daddy! I don't want to talk to you anymore!"

Aku looked at them with a smile in his eyes.

Zhao Fei endured it for a while, and finally couldn't help asking: "Why is your elder brother like this? How did he do it?"

Aku glanced at him and said, "I was murdered."

Zhao Fei stopped talking.

Because Zifang was clinging to Aku all day and bullying herself, Xiong Dandan was so sullen that she was angry all day.

In the evening, Xiong Dandan was sitting in the yard soaking his feet, when Ovary came over to take a look, he took off his shoes and socks and stretched his feet in, and when Xiong Dandan saw it, Ovary stepped on his instep!

"Take your feet out!" Xiongdandan's cheeks bulged, "You annoying daddy!"

"I don't hate it, I'm good"

"Hmph!" Xiong Dandan's eyes turned red, "If you have a younger brother, you don't want me!"

"I want it!" Zifang said: "Aku hasn't come back for a long time, I miss him, but I can't sleep with him, but I sleep with you every day!"

Xiong Dandan glared at him: "Say it! You kick the quilt! I'm so cold at night!"

"I'll hold you so you won't be cold"

Xiongdandan was still full of anger.

Zifang chuckled, scratching Dandan's little feet with his toes.

Xiong Dandan's feet are small and white and tender, and they itch when the quilt scratches them. He also stepped on the insteps of the ovaries, but the ovaries didn't know how to give in, so they also lifted their feet to step on him, and the two of them quarreled With a bang, the wooden basin overturned, and the water in it spilled all over the floor.

Xiongdandan let out a cry of surprise.Then he ran away, and Zifang was still sitting on the chair without reacting, when Baoshi heard the sound and came.

"How come you can trample over the wooden tub just by soaking your feet? What are you thinking?"

"I didn't step on it." Zifang hurriedly defended: "It was Eggy, he stepped on my foot, when I stepped back, Eggy kicked over"

Bao laughed at him: "You're talking nonsense, how can you step on that little Eggy foot?"

"real!"

"Okay, okay, I didn't say anything, you change the basin of water, re-soak it before going to sleep, ah"

Zifang looked sullenly at Bao's departure, frowned and soaked his feet again before returning to the house.

Xiong Dandan hid in the quilt, and quickly shrank back when Zifang came in.

Zifang was stunned for a moment, grinning, and blew out the oil lamp in the room, then he walked to the bed and began to scare Xiong Dandan: "Ah... I am a ghost... I am here to catch Xiong Dandan... ...Bear Dandan...Eggy...follow me..."

Xiong Dandan huddled in the quilt and did not move, so Zifang deliberately grabbed his quilt, but Xiongdandan jumped up suddenly, uncovered the quilt and covered Zifang's body, Xiong Dandan took the opportunity to push the ovary down on the bed, and the father and son immediately Make a fuss.

It was just a happy time, and suddenly something flew past the window with a whoosh.

Both Zifang and Xiong Dandan were shocked, they lifted the quilt and looked at the window together.

"Just now...did I hear wrong?" Zifang was suspicious.

"But I seem to have heard it too"

Zifang frowned, he got out of bed and walked to the window, pushed the window open, there was nothing outside, Zifang was relieved, but when he turned around, his face turned pale.

"Ghost!!!" Zifang yelled, crouching under the window with her head in her arms.

Xiong Dandan was frightened by him, so he cried too: "Daddy is afraid! Daddy is afraid! Daddy is afraid!" Xiongdandan cried loudly and did not dare to move.

Zifang heard the sound, and suddenly rushed up and hugged Xiong Dandan. Just as he was about to run out of the room, Bao Shi and others rushed over when they heard the sound: "What's the matter? What's the matter? What happened?"

"Mother..." Zifang was taken aback, blinking her eyes full of fear: "There are ghosts..."

"Grandma... afraid..." Xiong Dandan cried, and when he saw them coming, he cried even harder, as if he had been wronged by the sky.

Zhang Yi immediately went forward and hugged Xiong Dandan to coax him.

Bao stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong? Where did this come from? Don't scare yourself."

"Really!" Zifang's face turned pale, and he pointed out the window: "There was a sound outside just now. I opened the window and saw no one, but there were a lot of footprints on the bed. I'm afraid..." At the end of his speech, his voice Some choked up.

Bao sighed, and patted him on the back: "It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid, where are the ghosts in this world?"

The ovary does not move, and the eye sockets are red.

Aku was suspicious, stepped forward and lifted the quilt to take a closer look, and suddenly... froze.

"Isn't this the footprint of Eggy? It's so dirty, did you step in a mud pit?" Uncle Shu saw it and immediately laughed.

"Did you step on Eggy?" Ovary was stunned.

When Bao heard this, he grabbed Xiongdandan's feet to see, and sure enough...it was so dirty!

Zhang Yiman was helpless: "I'm holding my balls to wash my feet"

Zhang Dan looked at her and left with a sigh.

A Chou smiled and patted Zifang's forehead, Zifang shook his head, a bit like a dog shaking his fur.

Bao said: "Hey, there are no ghosts here, sleep well at night, don't make trouble anymore"

"But..." Zifang pointed out the window: "There is really movement outside..."

Ah Chou patted his head and gestured with both hands.

Mrs. Bao understood, and said, "That's Ah Chou hanging clothes outside."

Zifang tilted her head: "Could it be that the sun is out? But why is it still dark?"

Uncle Shu smiled: "Silly! The moon comes out at night, but Ah Chou forgot about it before, so he thought of taking it out, hanging it in the yard, blowing it at night, and it will dry faster."

"Oh..." Zifang scratched her head and stopped talking.

Bao advised him: "It's getting late, go to bed early, don't make trouble anymore"

"Oh……"

When Xiongdandan was delivered, he stood on the bed with his head up, staring at Zifang, neither of them spoke.

finally--

These two got into the bed together as if they had changed faces, Xiong Dandan kept pushing towards the ovary, but he didn't notice, the little foot kicked something...

Zifang shrank all over, strangled Xiong Dandan tightly, and said in pain: "You... kicked my balls."

Xiong Dandan's face darkened: "Bad daddy!" He slapped Ovary's face with a small slap.