silly wife

Chapter 82: Competing with Dog Heads and Eating Randomly

The matter of Zhang Xuanye's engagement was transferred to the uncle's house within a few days. When Bao heard about it, her heart immediately responded. She glanced at Zhang Dan who was sitting quietly on the steps in the garden and was a female celebrity, and sighed: "Now Zhang Xuanye is getting married, but our little Dan..."

"What's the hurry?" Uncle Shu persuaded her: "You don't even look at who is engaged to Zhang Xuanye, what is there to envy? Besides, our Xiaodan is so good, if she is wronged and married in the village, in fact, I still have to I'm a bit reluctant, I always feel wronged by this child."

Bao smiled: "If you don't marry in the village, where else do you want Xiaodan to marry?"

The uncle said: "Our little Dan, even if he is not worthy of a prince, he should be worthy of a rich young master."

Bao spit at him: "What's so good about being a rich man? Look at how Zifang is now. I'd rather Xiaodan marry a poorer man than a rich man."

Uncle Shu hastily admitted his mistake: "I'm just joking to tease you, besides, I'm not happy if a rich man really likes Xiao Dan."

"No one in shape"

Zhang Dan doesn't know what her parents are talking about, she just concentrates on the work in her hand, which is she made clothes for the ovary and Xiong Dandan, and the pattern on it is embroidered by her stitch by stitch, the stitching is delicate However, the embroidered pattern is still double-sided, and the pattern on both sides is different. This stitch method is the most difficult to embroider. This is what Boss Jin mentioned occasionally, and Zhang Dan took the time to find it and study it.

Zifang, Xiong Dandan, and Mangosteen were holding tree forks in the yard, beeping, beeping, humming, and making gestures to each other.

Zifang people's congress, Xiong Dandan and Mangosteen are in the same camp, the two children attack Zifang one after another, Zifang is terrified by the figures of his two loach, whether to hit the front or the back, he is in a hurry, Ovary shouted.

"Lionhead!!"

Wang Wang Wang!

Seeing this, Lionhead ran out of the kennel and rushed towards them.

When Mangzhu saw it, he exploded immediately: "You actually called a helper!"

"Why can't you bark?" Zifang patted the head of the lion's head: "You two hit me one, what's wrong with me calling me a dog-headed military division!"

Xiongdandan hummed: "Daddy is lying!"

Mangzhu's face was very serious: "Then I'll call a dog-headed military advisor!" He turned around and ran away.

Zhang Dan, Uncle Shu and Mrs. Bao all looked at the mangosteen curiously, but the mangosteen... pulled Zhang Yi out.

"What's going on?" Zhang Yi was at a loss.

A Chou also came out to watch.

Xiong Dandan said: "Daddy cheated and called the lion head to be a dog-headed army advisor, aunt, you will be our dog-headed army advisor!"

Zhang Yi obviously choked.

Bao and the others couldn't help laughing.

Zifang only looked at Zhang Yi and said, "No, she is too stupid to be a dog-headed military advisor!"

Zhang Yi: ...

Mangzhu is sure: "My mother is not stupid at all! She is better than a dog-headed military division!!"

"Yes" Xiongdandan also said, "Auntie has three dog heads!"

Zhang Yi herself was amused by them: "Where do I have three dog heads?"

Xiong Dandan stretched out his hand and pointed: "You have one on your shoulder, two on your chest, aren't you three?"

Zhang Dan burst out laughing when he heard it, the uncle sat far away, he didn't understand what he heard, Bao's face was dumbfounded, Zhang Yi recalled it, and stretched out her hand to hit Xiongdandan: "Little brat! You're talking nonsense."

Zifang looked at them and glanced at Zhang Yi's chest. He didn't speak, but stopped and looked at the lion's head.

"lion head"

"Wow!" Lionhead looked at him, wagging its tail.

Ovary said: "Sit down"

The lion's head and buttocks are short...sit.

Zifang looked at Zhang Yi and Xiong Dandan.

Zhang Yi suddenly felt a little hairy.

"Mother" Mangosteen called her: "Sit down"

Zhang Yi: ...

Another moth appeared in the ovary: "Lion head, roll around and have a look"

The lion head cried out and rolled over.

Ovary touched the head of the lion's head and continued: "Call twice"

"Wang Wang!"

Zhang Yi wants to leave!

However, Mangzhu pulled her and stared at her together with Xiongdandan.

"Mom, sit down"

"Auntie, get lost"

"Mom, can you call twice to listen?"

Zhang Yi saw that they didn't move, but Bao Shi and Zhang Dan laughed happily.

Zifang looked at it, pointed at Zhang Yi suddenly, and laughed: "A three-headed dog-headed army division is useless, not as smart as my one-headed lion-headed one!"

Zhang Yi almost made him laugh angrily, she grabbed the mangosteen and Xiongdandan, and slapped each other.

Seeing that she suddenly looked at him coldly, Zifang hurriedly turned around and ran away, hiding behind Mrs. Bao.

Bao looked at her, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, she touched her ovary: "How can you say that, Xiaoyi is a dog-headed military commander, so what are you?"

Zi Fang blurted out: "General Dog Head"

Bao Shi was taken aback, and was immediately amused.

In the yard, Zifang played with Xiongdandan and mangosteen. The two little ones were tired from playing, and they began to feel drowsy when they lay on the bed. Feeling that it felt good, he simply rubbed the faces of the two children. Mangosteen was too sleepy and didn't wake up. Xiongdandan opened his eyes in a daze, and muttered: "Daddy dog...Dandan sleepy... ..."

Zifang stopped immediately, not daring to make trouble anymore.

Ovary's birthday is coming soon, and once Ovary's birthday is over, it will be Xiong Dandan's birthday. In the past two days, the Zhang family's old house is also making preparations. Zhang Xuanye's marriage has been very busy. Ovary has improved a lot in the past few days. Having nothing to do, he ran towards the school again, but he came late, Cui Nanguan was already teaching the children, Zifang stood outside the window, waved and smiled at him, then hugged a wooden box in his hand, greatly Fang Fang walked into the school.

Cui Nanguan hadn't seen him for a long time, but now seeing him coming, he felt relieved and had a smile on his face.

Zifang walked to the last row and sat down. He was holding the wooden box in his hand, his eyes were shining, as if he was about to present a treasure, his expression warmed Cui Nanguan's heart.

After class, the children rushed out of the school happily, and Zifang sat on a chair and looked at Cui Nanguan with a smile.

Cui Nanguan stepped forward: "Is there anything good today?"

"New Master, I invite you to eat!" Zifang pushed the wooden box forward: "I have prepared this for a long time."

"What is it?" Cui Nanguan opened it, and then... froze.

In the box, there are red thorn lemons, prickly pears, and chicken feet that Cui Nanguan has eaten, and some things that Cui Nanguan can't tell, but they don't look edible...

Ovary pointed to the things in the wooden box and said: "You have eaten red prickly lemons and prickly pears, you have eaten this chicken feet last time, and this time I brought you grape fruit, oh, this one It is the root of kohlrabi. It is round like a radish, but it is crispier and sweeter than a radish. The same is true for this grape fruit, which has a lot of gravy. By the way, there is this one, but this one is called bitter garlic. It has to be taken back and mixed with chili and stink beans Beans are delicious!"

Cui Nan watched, his eyes softened: "Have you been making these things for a long time?"

"Yeah! I've worked hard! So you have to eat all of these!"

"Okay" Cui Nanguan lifted his clothes, sat down beside Zifang, and began to eat the food that Zifang specially prepared for him.

Cui Nanguan was eating the special meals that Zifang prepared for him, and Zifang told him that during the process of preparing these special meals, the kohlrabi root was taken by Zifang from home, and the grapes were picked by him and Xiong Dandan in the morning Yes, the red thorn lemons were picked by Zhang Yi on the way home, and the burly pears were picked by A Chou, so what the ovary did was...collect these things, put them in a box and bring them here...

Where is he working hard?

Of course it was hard work for him to run!

Cui Nan watched him look like I was working hard, smiled, and raised his hand to touch the head of the ovary.

Zifang was taken aback, and tilted his head to look at him: "I often touch the lion's head like this."

that dog...

Cui Nanguan put down his hands and looked at him: "How have you been all these years?"

"Very good." Zifang said: "It is very good to have a father, a mother, a younger sister and two meat buns!" Zifang smiled: "It will be better in the future!"

Cui Nan nodded his head, feeling bored in his heart because of these words.

Zifang saw that he had finished eating the special meal in the wooden box, leaving only the bitter garlic, and said: "You take this box back, wash it clean and bring it next time, I will have more."

"Okay." Cui Nanguan smiled: "I will definitely bring it."

The children left, Cui Nanguan finished the special meal, and after leaving the school, Cui Nanguan walked with Zifang on the path, and Zifang told him about the fight between himself and the mangosteens before.

Cui Nanguan listened with a smile in his eyes.

On the trail, some villagers were still busy in the fields beside the road. When Zifang and Cui Nanguan passed by, they would look up, and when Zifang caught their gaze, he waved to them.

The villagers watched and responded with a smile, and then continued to work with their heads down. Zifang looked back at Cui Nanguan with a smile: "Uncles are working hard."

Cui Nan nodded, and he looked at the villagers in the distance.

Zifang, Zifang blinked, and suddenly asked him: "New Master, don't you need to work in the fields?"

"Need not"

"Why?" Zifang said: "In my family, Eggy and I have to work, new wife, you are so lazy"

Hearing him mention Eggy again, Cui Nanguan's heart bounced again.He asked: "Ovary...do you remember anything?"

"Huh?" Zifang looked at him confusedly.

Cui Nanguan waited for him to answer, his heart tensed up, but Zifang's eyes lit up: "Dawn of Morning!" He walked past Cui Nanguan.

There are flowers blooming in the grass by the roadside.

The kind of flower is small and brightly colored.The flower shape is like a suona, simple but very beautiful.

Ovary picked one, carefully snapped off the root of the flower, and handed the flower to Cui Nanguan: "This, sweet, you have a taste"

Cui Nan glanced at him, took the morning glory, and put it in his mouth...

Zifang was surprised: "Oh, why did you eat it? What's so delicious about this morning glory? You can't eat flowers even when you are hungry and thirsty."

Cui Nanguan was stunned for a moment: "Didn't you let me eat it?"What is hunger and thirst!

Zifang groaned in disgust: "Why are you so stupid, I didn't let you eat morning glory, I let you taste its flower root, the flower root is sweet, how can you not understand human speech?"

Cui Nanguan was stunned when he heard that, but when he looked at Zifang again, he smiled again: "So that's how it is."

Zifang muttered: "So you are stupid, stupid master" Zifang picked another morning glory and handed it to him: "Don't eat flowers this time, it's not a cow, cows love flowers"

"it is good"

This time Cui Nanguan didn't eat it, but sipped the flower root lightly with his mouth in his mouth, and immediately there was a faint sweet taste on the tip of his tongue, the sweet taste was dry and pure.

"That's right, it's really special." Cui Nan watched with a smile.

Zifang also laughed: "This flower root, you can pick it back and make tea. In fact, making tea is quite delicious, but everyone likes to pick it back and chop it up and feed it to pigs."

Cui Nanguan: ...

Zifang looked up at him: "Would you like to take it back and try making tea?"

"Have you ever soaked?"

"No" Ovary was a little displeased: "Mother, don't allow it, say that the flowers are not clean and will cause diarrhea"

Cui Nanguan's expression changed instantly.

Zifang suddenly patted him on the shoulder: "However, new wife, you are so tall and big, you shouldn't have diarrhea."

Cui Nanguan could only nod: "No..."

Ovary smiled, turned and ran.

Cui Nanguan followed behind him unhurriedly.

In the fields on both sides of the path, the villagers watched and sighed: "I didn't realize that this little brother of the Cui family looks cold, but he is actually not bad, and he is also very patient with the ovary."

"That's not it." A aunt answered: "This Zifang has become like this since he came back, and it's too pitiful. It's rare for someone to treat him, otherwise I don't know what Zifang will do in the future."

"Aunt Gou, why don't I hear what you said?"

"What's wrong?"

"What you said sounds like Mrs. Cui's family, it's like getting well with the ovary"

Aunt Gou laughed loudly: "If that's the case, will your daughter die of grief?"

"Fuck you! How old is my daughter? You have the nerve to joke about a ten-year-old girl."

Simple farmers are like this, joking with each other, no one takes it seriously, unlike those big families in the city, they will damage their reputation at every turn, and even the two families do not communicate with each other because of this.

Cui Nanguan listened to their vague laughter, looked at Zifang who was walking ahead, and suddenly had a thought in his heart.

In fact, such a day is not bad.

Life should be chai, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea.

The two walked in front of Merlin, Zifang suddenly stopped to look at him.

"what happened?"

Cui Nanguan was dressed in white, he stood under the plum grove, his face was handsome, unique like a picture scroll, but Zifang didn't understand, he just looked at Cui Nanguan, blinked, and then Zifang said: "It's so beautiful."

"Huh?" Cui Nanguan was suspicious.

Zifang looked at him directly: "New Master, you should wear a mask when you go out in the future."

"Why?"

"I'm afraid that if you hook everyone's souls, there will be no one to work in the village."

Zifang said seriously, Cui Nanguan smiled lightly: "Then you like it?"

"I don't like it." The ovary looked serious: "It's easy for the red apricot to get out of the wall"

Cui Nanguan was obviously taken aback.

Zifang laughed and turned around and ran away: "New Master, goodbye, I'm home, do you remember to clean the wooden box?" His figure was brisk, and he disappeared behind Merlin in a while.

Cui Nan watched, his eyes softened a little, and then looked down at the wooden box he was holding in his hand, Cui Nanguan chuckled lightly, turned and turned back.

And that night...

Cui Nanguan successfully... got diarrhea...

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