silly wife

Yesterday, Zifang and Xiong Dandan were arguing about going to the market together. Bao Shi didn't worry about it at first, but he didn't expect that the next day when the uncle came together, he saw Zifang with two little ones, sitting in a well-behaved manner. In the main room, the three people looked at Uncle Shu with the same excited expressions, which inexplicably made Uncle Shu feel a chill down his back.

"What are you doing?"

Zifang smiled and said, "Go to the market with you."

"Nonsense!" Uncle Shu's face turned cold: "There are so many people there, why are you going to join in the fun?"

Zifang was wronged immediately: "But mother agreed yesterday."

"That's right." Xiong Dandan nodded: "If you don't speak well, you will be hacked by Lei Gonggong."

Uncle Shu has a big head.

Mangosteen acted like a baby: "Grandpa, just take us there, if you don't take us there, uncle and Dandan will make trouble and won't take medicine"

Zifang turned around and left: "I'll go and throw away the medicine!"

"Come back!" Uncle Shu looked at them helplessly.

Zifang turned around and tilted her head to look at him.

The uncle looked at him, then at the two younger ones, and sighed: "You can go out if you want, but you have to be obedient and don't run around, otherwise I won't take you next time."

When the three heard that there will be a next time, they were all happy.

When going out, Uncle Shu slapped Mangosteen on the buttocks: "You must be playing tricks on me!"

Mangzhu exclaimed: "I am wronged!"

Uncle Shu had his own horse at home, and it was Liu Bo who settled down at the beginning, and then put the carriage board on the saddle, and it became a simple model carriage.The uncle was riding the horse, and Zifang sat on the carriage with the two younger ones. The three of them played together and chanted some country tunes.

The passing villagers looked at them and greeted the uncle with a smile. When Zifang heard the movement, they also raised their heads and called for people.

The two dolls are pale and blushing, with grape eyes, looking very painful, just like the blessing dolls in that New Year's picture, with sweet mouths, and the people who shouted laughed, and the ovary followed suit, the two The child seemed more fussy.

The uncle sat in front, looked back at them, and looked at Zifang again, quarreling with the two children, his eyes were a little moist, but thinking back to the beginning, the uncle only felt that it was actually good...

After entering the town, the streets were full of people going to the market, the crowds were so lively, the uncle was afraid that the three of them would be scattered and lost, so he found a rope, tied the hands of the three of them together, and pulled the three of them together by himself. end of the rope.

Zifang looked at it, and even shook it: "It's not good-looking." He disliked it.

Xiong Dandan also shook his hand: "It's not good-looking."

Mangzhu looked at the two of them speechlessly: "You two think it's a decoration and it's more beautiful?"

The uncle smiled: "Be patient, I will untie it for you when I return to the village, so that you won't get separated later, ah, good boy."

Zifang reluctantly nodded, and Xiong Dandan stretched out his hand towards Zifang: "Daddy hug me! I'm tired"

Mangzhu turned his head to look, and stretched out his hand to Uncle Shu: "Grandpa hug me!"

The uncle smiled, carried the mangosteen on his back, and pulled them in together.

There were a lot of people in the market, selling everything, the uncle pulled them to look over one by one, as if they were looking for something, Xiongdandan was lying in the arms of the ovary, looking at the chickens in the cage excitedly Call: "Chicken Goo Goo! Chicken Goo Goo! Daddy, look, Chicken Goo Goo!"

Zifang then stretched his head to look, blinked, and suddenly cried out.

"What's wrong?" Uncle Shu looked back at him.

Zifang said: "The pheasant I hunted last time fell into the mountains!"

"Last time?" Uncle Shu asked suspiciously, "When?"

"When I went to catch little rabbits," Zifang was displeased: "My pheasant is so fat! I even caught two! They are all gone."

Xiong Dandan pinched his ears: "Daddy idiot!"

Zifang glared at him: "You idiot!"

What Zifang said was already a few days ago, but he just remembered it now. Uncle Shu didn't want to respond to this matter anymore, but seeing Zifang's displeasure, Uncle Shu hesitated and coaxed him: "Why don't we buy two when we come back later?"

"No!" Zifang frowned, with a willful face: "I want to fight back myself!"

"Okay, okay." Uncle Shu coaxed him: "Then when we buy something, I will go to the mountain to accompany you when we go back."

"Okay!" Zifang immediately changed his face and smiled.

Uncle Shu couldn't help him, so he just led them around the market, and bought a lot of things, including some daily necessities and some seeds. When he was about to leave, Xiongdandan pointed at the cage. The chicken was cooing, and the chicken was cooing again. Zifang was thinking about the two pheasants last time, and didn't care at all, but when he turned his head, he saw an old man walking around with a few soft-shelled turtles. Alley, Zifang's eyes lit up, and he shouted: "Turtle! It's so big!" He hurriedly followed!

Zifang followed others to run, but the rope tied around his wrist pulled hard, almost tore off the mangosteen from Uncle Shu's back, the frightened mangosteen hurriedly hugged Uncle Shu's neck tightly with both hands, with a look of fear on his face.

Zifang called a big turtle and wanted to chase after it, but the uncle hurriedly turned to look at him: "Zifang, what's the matter? What's the matter?"

"Turtle, tortoise, big tortoise!" Zifang pointed to the distance with a look of excitement.

Uncle Shu turned his head to see where there was a big turtle, and felt a little helpless.

Zifang said: "Yesterday, Xiaoyi promised to buy a turtle and make soup!"

Seeing his excitement, Uncle Shu nodded, "Okay, okay, let's buy a turtle and cook soup." Uncle Shu led the ovary to the front, stopped the uncle who was carrying the soft-shelled turtle, and began to ask him the price.

Mangosteen climbed on Uncle Shu's back, turned to look at Zifang: "Uncle is so stupid, this is not a turtle, this is clearly a turtle!"

"This is a tortoise!" Xiong Dandan choked on him: "My dad said it's a tortoise, it's a tortoise, don't drink it if you can!"

Mangosteen choked and stopped talking.

Zifang smiled and didn't care about the two of them. After the uncle and the other party bought the turtle, Zifang smiled, abandoned Xiongdandan, and only held the turtle in his arms.

When standing beside Zifang, Xiong Dandan looked at Zifang like that, and suddenly sighed, and looked pitifully at Uncle Shu: "Grandpa, I was abandoned!"

Uncle Shu touched Xiongdandan, and seeing Zifang's happy face, he turned around and bought a piece of tofu fruit for each of them, and then led them home.

On the car board, three people were eating tofu fruit with smiles on their faces. As for the soft-shelled turtle, it was thrown at the feet. Xiong Dandan looked at it, and felt a little resentment against the thing that robbed his father's love, so he poked it with his hand. When Zifang saw it, he immediately reached out and snatched it: "Turtles can't be played with! Go back and get something to eat!"

Xiongdandan blinked, hummed twice, and stopped talking.

When Uncle Shu went out, it was just dawn, so when he came back, he arrived in the village just after Shen Shi.This is the time when the busy villagers pack their things and go home, so there are still many people on the trail.

The carriage swayed all the way, mangosteen had already climbed on it and fell asleep, and Zifang sat on it for almost a day, and it seemed that he had already entered the village.

After returning home, Zifang didn't even bother to hug the tortoise and went straight to the kitchen. Xiong Dandan seemed to be standing on the car board in a daze.Uncle Shu saw how pitiful he was, so he couldn't help reaching out to hug him: "Come on Eggy, Grandpa hugs you"

Xiong Dandan stretched out his hand to the uncle who was wronged and wronged: "Daddy doesn't love me anymore"

Uncle Shu was taken aback for a moment, feeling distressed and funny at the same time.

Mangzhu listened, and couldn't help adding: "You are stupid, uncle is just greedy, after he eats the tortoise, he will still love you, do you want to be eaten by uncle as a turtle or do you want uncle to eat you like a turtle?" hurt you all the time?"

The uncle was immediately speechless.

Zifang hugged the tortoise and went to the kitchen in a hurry. Even Bao Shi, Ah Chou and others were startled, and they all surrounded them one by one. Bao asked him: "Zifang, what are you doing?"

"I want to drink turtle soup!" Zifang roared, rolled up his sleeves and started to work.

Zhang Dan was a little worried, and said, "Brother, let Brother Ah Chou cook, Brother A Chou..."

"No... I want it!" Zifang prolonged his voice on purpose, sounding very capricious: "I want to do it myself, I don't need any help, you guys go out!"

Everyone didn't leave because they were afraid that something would happen to him in the kitchen, but Zifang was displeased. He pouted, frowned, and slammed the kitchen door shut!

Everyone stood outside the door, looking at each other.

"Brother is like this now, is it... okay?" Zhang Dan was worried, the key is that Zifang hasn't cooked since she came back!It's been more than five years!

Ah Chou blinked, looked at this and that, and finally he looked directly at Bao.

Bao frowned: "Wait here, he will call if something happens."

As a result, one afternoon, there was no sound in the kitchen.

Xiongdandan rubbed her belly and tugged at Bao's hand: "Grandma, when can I eat, Dandan is so hungry, Dandan wants to eat"

Bao picked him up and said, "Good boy, Daddy is inside, I think he can eat it in a while."

Mangzhu ran over and said, "Why don't we eat sweet potatoes first?"

"No!" Eggy shook her head, showing no discussion: "Eggy wants to eat!"

Several people laughed, Ah Chou patted Xiong Dandan's head.

After a while, the door of the kitchen finally opened, but Zifang stood inside, like a cat, looking at everyone with a smile: "It's time to eat!"

At the dinner table, Ovary had already changed her clothes and washed her face, but tonight everyone had only one pot of...soup for dinner, not even rice! ! !

Holding an empty bowl, Zifang was at a loss for a while before saying, "I seem to have forgotten to cook."

Xiong Dandan pursed her mouth, feeling wronged: "Dandan still has nothing to eat."

Bao shook his head helplessly: "I remember that at noon, I cooked a little bit, and I still had some left. Let's heat it up and eat it first. I'll cook a little bit more. It'll be fine in a while."

As a result, the rice left in the pot was only enough for one person. Bao looked at it and simply poured out the rice in his own bowl to the ovary, but the ovary ran away holding the bowl: "I don't want to eat, I want to eat a turtle! Eat it!" turtle!"

"Okay, okay, then you eat the turtle first." Bao followed him.

Ah Chou took the pot and smiled at Bao Shi, which meant that he was going to cook some more.

Bao Shi let go with a smile and let him go.

When sitting down again, Zifang took a small bowl, poured some soup, and passed it to Xiong Dandan first, Xiong Dandan looked at him with surprise, but heard Zifang say: "Eat turtle eggs, make up eggs Egg"

Xiong Dan's face darkened, and he almost wanted to smash the bowl, and everyone at the table was holding back their laughter.

Zifang poured out another bowl and handed it to the uncle.

Uncle Shu smiled: "Okay, you can eat quickly too"

Zifang giggled and said, "The tortoise nourishes the yang!"

Uncle Shu took a mouthful of soup and almost spit it out.

Afraid that he would say anything childish, Bao hurriedly pulled him to sit down: "You have been tired all afternoon, leave them alone, you should eat quickly."

"Okay!" Excited, Zifang took the chopsticks and started.

Although Zifang hasn't cooked for a long time, her cooking skills are still very good. Xiongdandan was not happy at first that she wanted to eat turtle eggs, but after eating two mouthfuls of soup, she also forgot about the matter of tortoise eggs supplementing eggs. My stomach is full of food.

Uncle Shu also had a good taste, of course, it would be even better if he could forget the phrase that the turtle nourishes the yang.

Zifang licked the bottom of the pot and buried his head in it. Mangzhu looked at it and said, "Uncle looks like a lion's head when he is eating."

Everyone looked at it and laughed a little.

Ovary cleaned the bottom of the pot, and when he raised his head, he burped loudly. He licked his lips and said with a smile: "Next time we will stew!"