silly wife

For a small interview on New Year's Day, Bo Jun smiled, and suggested not to enter for fear of character collapse hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Host: On New Year's Day, it seems a bit wrong not to have some entertainment, so I'm here today, but...is this post for three or four people?

Moufeng: Go ahead, I'll just watch from the audience.

Host: Okay, then there are three people, Cui Nanguan, Zifang, and Xiongdandan.

Bear Dandan: No balls are allowed on New Year's Day!

host:……

Ovary: do not eat eggs, eat, play with balls.

host:…………

Cui Nanguan: Heck, what are you going to do today?

Moderator: Nothing to do, just ask a few questions.

Cui Nanguan: What's the matter?

Moderator: Do you think you are weak?Are you incompetent and useless?Did you almost have a miscarriage?

Cui Nanguan: ………?

Bear Dandan: What is miscarriage?

Ovary: it is hush hush.

host:……

Xiongdandan: Then we are booing every day.

Cui Nanguan: ...Can I ask your Excellency...to speak humanly?

Host: Well, okay, let me answer first, do you think you are weak or incompetent?

Cui Nanguan: Although I am the grandson of Cui’s parents, I was suppressed and married a male wife. It would be stupid not to take the secrets of the backyard to heart, I have nothing to say.

Moderator: ...This answer is somewhat beyond my expectations (according to normal development. Shouldn't this blame be pushed to the author?)

Cui Nanguan: Tell the truth.

Host fee: I suddenly don't know how to ask, Eggy, what do you think of Cui Nanguan?

Xiongdandan: It would be great if I could give birth to a younger brother!

Cui Nanguan: ...!

Host: Pfft!

Ovary: Do you want to have a ball?

Bear Dandan: Don't lay eggs, lay-egg-egg!

host:! ! !

Cui Nanguan: ...What is that?

Xiongdandan: Dandan is the elder brother, the older one, and the younger brother is younger than me, the younger one, so it is, egg, egg.

Ovary: What if it is a younger sister?

Xiongdandan: That's bear, egg, sister!

Moderator: Good... powerful theory.

Cui Nanguan: ...

Host: Come, come, let's talk seriously, Cui Nanguan, do you know that you were almost replaced?It is said that your mother is engaged in voting, what do you think of this matter?

Cui Nanguan: May I ask, what was the result of the vote?

Moderator: There are 21 people who want to replace you, but those who don't want to replace you narrowly win by four votes.

Zifang: So in everyone's mind, he is still not qualified enough.

Bear Dandan: Can I vote now?

Moderator: Which vote do you want to vote for?

Xiongdandan: What options do you have for this?

Moderator: There are four choices, namely, change the attack, don't change, make do with it or not, don't double-line and double-development, four choices.

Xiongdandan: Is there nothing else?

Cui Nanguan: ...

Moderator: What kind of vote do you want?

Bear Dandan: Almighty!

Moderator: What do you mean?

Xiongdandan: (pointing with fingers sternly): To be powerful, to be powerful, to be gentle, to be strong, to be good at writing, to be good at martial arts, to be able to cook, to be good at housework, to be able to fly to the sky, to be able to escape from the ground, to be coaxed Mother-in-law, if you can fool your father-in-law, the most important thing is that he must be able to handle me!

Cui Nanguan: ...

Zifang: Such a powerful person really exists?

Bear Dandan: He must exist!

Moderator: Hehe, what expression should I have?

Cui Nanguan: I can only say that as a father, I am the more down-to-earth kind.

Moderator: Oh, you are so humble.

Xiongdandan: Why is it for father?Did I admit you?The key is do I know you?

Zifang: Yes, who is your son?

Cui Nanguan: ...

Host: This kind of sense of sight of the current newspaper... By the way, the topic is wrong.Cui Nanguan quickly replied, what do you think about being replaced.

Cui Nanguan: I have no opinion.

Supporter: If I really want to change it, I guess it will wait for my mother to open another line after a hundred years. At that time, I will be turned into a bone.

Supporter: You...win. (Unreconciled) Aren't you afraid that your mother will obey the will of the people and replace you?This is not without lessons learned!In South Africa, his ex-husband was too scumbag, and everyone asked for a change of attack, so he just packed lunch.

Cui Nanguan: I married Zifang, but I forced Zifang?

Moderator: No, it seems that you are not too willing?

Cui Nanguan: The ovary was born, but it was me who killed it?

Host: No, it was killed by your best relatives.

Cui Nanguan: During the confinement period of the ovary, I took him to move into Meizhuang, but did I do something wrong?

Moderator: This is the best you can do!

Cui Nanguan: Zifangluozi, I really have nothing to do with Xu Danting and the others?

Host: No, you conspired with Sima to bump into Xu Danting's carriage, and let someone beat Cui Jinzhi's leg...

Cui Nanguan: Zifang contradicts the second elder in a rage, should I help Zifang contradict the second elder, or should I help the second elder suppress Zifang?

Moderator: It seems that no matter how you do it, you are not human inside and out...

Cui Nanguan: But I suppressed this matter and saved Cui Ping and others from taking care of the ovary, right?Is it easy to restrain the feet, or is it easy to be served by the family law, kneeling in the ancestral hall, and being punished by the stick?

Host: ...the ground is relaxed, I lie on the bed all day, and have sex at night, so the days go by...

Cui Nanguan: ...

Bear Dandan: What is hey?

Ovary: Take a hoe to dig coal.

host:……

Cui Nanguan: So what heinous crime did I do to be replaced?

Host: ...you are weak...you can't protect the ovary...

Cui Nanguan: Hehe.

host:……

Xiongdandan: Why do you have to haha, it feels so cold!

Moderator: I think so too.

Bear Dandan: I think so...

host:?

Cui Nanguan: Huh?

Xiongdandan: You'd better go to cultivate immortality, then you will have the wind and the rain.

Moderator: Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Choi Nam Kwon:——

Host: Actually, New Year’s Day is really not suitable for such a serious atmosphere, but it’s still a bit of a thing, Cui San, what do you think about everyone’s dissatisfaction with you?What do you want to say?

Cui Nanguan: I have nothing to say. Everyone has their own way of seeing it. I can understand it. After all, I am just a mortal, and I am more down-to-earth.

Supporter: ...Your mentality.What do you say ovary?

Ovary: Pumpkin pie is delicious.

Moderator: Does this have something to do with pumpkin pie?

Ovary: Pumpkin lean meat and egg porridge seems to be good too.

Bear Dandan: I hate egg porridge!

Host: You hate everything that is about the egg, don't you? Do you like it on New Year's Day?

Bear Dandan: I like it!Then I look fat!

Moderator: How about your face?

Bear Dandan: Lost.

Ovary: The balls have a shell and no face, and they don’t want them.

Eggy Bear: ...

Cui Nanguan: ...

Host: ...Pfft!