silly wife

Originally, I didn’t plan to do this, but the stepmother was targeted this time, and there were a lot of locks, so I was pushed out, so I continued to pull hatred, hard work, okay, no nonsense, the following Just continue...?

1. A question: Please tell me your name.

Xie Wen: Xie Wen.

Qi Ye: ...

A: Why are you silent.

Qiye: I...don't have a name yet...

certain:……

2. A question: What is your age?

Xie Wen: Can age be kept secret?

A: It is said that generally only women are taboo to be asked his age.

Xie Wen: ... 27.

A: What about Seventh Master?

Seventh Master: There is a small generation gap in three years, and a big generation gap in six years. There is a gap between Xiao Xie and me. Let's figure it out.

certain:……………………

3. A question: What is your gender?

Xie Wen: Are those eyeballs decorations?

A: ...Okay, skip it.

4. Someone asked: What is your personality?

Xie Wen: Offensive character.

Qi Ye: Gentle and aggressive character.

certain:………………

5. A question: What is the character of the other party?

Xie Wen: Gentle and aggressive personality.

Qi Ye: Attack character.

A: ………… Angry fall!

6. Someone asked: When did the two meet?Where?

Xie Wen: It's been too long, I don't remember, it's best not to ask me!

A: ...How can you continue to be self-willed?

Seventh Master: It is unethical to expose people's scars.

A: ... Well, I remembered.

7. A question: what is your first impression of each other?

Xie Wen: Very good.

Qi Ye: Poor child.

Xie Wen: ...

A: Pfft, the price of the gap.

Xie Wen: Get out!

8. Someone asked: What do you like about the other party?

Xie Wen: I like the whole person.

Qiye: Well, everyone likes it.

9. Xie Wen: What do you hate about each other?

Xie Wen: How old are you?

Qi Ye: ...

A: Where is Seventh Master?

Qiye: Too young?

A: Yo~ Does this feel like a father and son?

Xie Wen: ...

Qi Ye: ...

10. A question: How do you feel about the compatibility between you and the other party?

Xie Wen: Very good.

Qiye: Well, not bad.

Xie Wen: ...

11. Someone asked: How do you call the other party?

Xie Wen: Seventh Master.

Seventh Master: Thank you.

A: Are you really a couple?

Seventh Master: Aifei.

A: Pfft.

Xie Wen: ...

12. Xie Wen: What do you want the other party to call you?

Xie Wen: No, this is fine.

Seventh Master: Mr. Mr.?

Xie Wen: ... Get lost.

13. A question: If you compare the other party to an animal, what would it be?

Seventh Master: A turtle?

Qi Ye: ...

A: (covering his face) Why?

Xie Wen: He is always slow, and I have never seen him anxious.

Qi Ye: ...

A: (Secretly speaking) I feel that Master Qi is disgusted, heck, what about Master Qi?

Seventh Lord: Water duck.

Xie Wen: ...! ! !

A: Seventh Master, aren't you afraid to go back and kneel on the washboard!

Qiye: Why are you afraid of the washboard?What did you think of?

A: Duck...a duck or something?

Seventh Master: Well, the water duck has a hard mouth and a soft heart.

A: Pfft... I was wrong.

Xie Wen: ...

14. A question: If you give the other party a gift, what will you give?

Xie Wen: He has everything, so there is no need to give it away.

Qi Ye: ...

A: Instantly felt that Master Qi was a little pitiful, so what would Master Qi give as a gift?

Qi Ye: Ancient medical books.

A: Sure enough... the old will hurt people.

Xie Wen: Uh huh.

15. A question: What gift do you hope to get?

Xie Wen: There is no need for gifts, he just needs to go back and lie down.

certain:! ! !Immediately made up for that lens!

Seventh Master: Cough, ride-ride

Xie Wen: ...shut up!

A: Pfft...

16. A: Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, what is it?

Xie Wen: No dissatisfaction.

Qiye: He's fine.

A: ...this dog food...

17. A: What's wrong with you?

Xie Wen: I have nothing wrong with me.

Qiye: Me neither.

certain:……

18. Someone asked: Does the other party have any bad habits?

Xie Wen: ...

A: Silence is...what's the situation?

Xie Wen: It's okay.

A: Why is it...?

Xie Wen: Humph!

A: ... Seventh Lord.

Qi Ye: Xiao Xie is very good, but his bad problem is that he is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, which makes people misunderstand him.

A: Master Qi is indeed gentle!

19. A certain question: What do you hate the other party for?

Xie Wen: There is nothing to hate (angry in my heart) I hate the paintings in his study!

certain:……

Seventh Master: He is very obedient, not annoying.

A: ...This half bowl of dog food...

20. Someone asked: What did you do to make the other party angry?Bad bugs or something.

Xie Wen: No?

A: Speaking of Zhang Heng?

Qi Ye: ...

A: Understood.

21. To what extent is the relationship between the two of you?

Xie Wen: One is the regent king, the regent princess, what do you think?

A: All right.

22. Someone asked: Where did the two meet for the first time?

Xie Wen: ...

Seventh Master: Never dated.

A: No wonder Xiao Xie is silent.

Xie Wen: ...Go away...

23. A certain question: What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Xie Wen: Skip.

certain:……

Qiye: Let’s skip it.

A: ...so skip the next two questions and go straight to 26.

26. A: How will you celebrate the other party's birthday?

Xie Wen: I haven't thought about it.

certain:……

Qi Ye: As long as he is happy.

certain:…………

27. Someone asked: Who is the one who confessed?

Xie Wen: It's not me anyway.

Seventh Master: I have never confessed.

Xie Wen: ...

A: So you... are you going to fight among yourself?

Qiye: But there is a painting in my study.

Xie Wen: ...

Qiye: I put it away and hung it on the bedside.

Xie Wen: Get out!

certain:……

28. A question: How much do you like each other?

Xie Wen: Not much, just make do with it.

Seventh Master: Make do with it.

Xie Wen: ...

certain:…………

29. Someone asked: So, is it love?

Xie Wen: No love.

Seventh Master: ...I fell in love later.

Xie Wen: ...

A: I blushed.

Xie Wen: Get out!

30. A: What if the other party said that there is nothing to do?

Xie Wen: Not yet.

Qiye: A lot.

Xie Wen: ...

A: Give me the most representative one?

Qi Ye: There is a small generation gap in three years, and a big generation gap in six years, and there is a gap between me and him.

A: ... Poof.

31. A: I suspect that the other party is different and wants to change!what to do?

Xie Wen: He has always been thinking about changing, but the person who thought about it is no longer there, so cold salad.

Qi Ye: ...

32. Is it allowed to be different?

Xie Wen: The answer is the same as above.

Qi Ye: ...

A: I feel that Qi Ye is a bit bitter, so... Where is Qi Ye?

Seventh Master: Not allowed.

Xie Wen: ...

33. Someone asked: What should I do if the other party is one hour late for a date?

Xie Wen: Wait.

Seventh Master: Go find him.

34. A question: What is your favorite part of the other person's body?

Xie Wen: I have everything he has, so there is no favorite.

Seventh Master: Mouth.

Xie Wen: ...

35. Someone asked: What is the most coquettish appearance of the other party (□□)?

Xie Wen: I never saw him being coquettish.

Qi Ye: When wearing the dress of the regent princess.

Xie Wen: ...

36. A question: When do two people feel nervous when they are together?

Xie Wen: I don't feel nervous now.

A: What about the first time you felt nervous?

Xie Wen... hum.

certain:……

Qiye: When he was pregnant.

Xie Wen: ...

A: Seventh Master, you... can't you just drive the car QAQ

37. A question: Did you lie to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Xie Wen: Good at it, but there is no need to lie.

Qi Ye: Good at it, but never lie to him.

A: My stomach... has been filled with dog food.

38. A question: When do you feel the happiest?

Xie Wen: When he promised to stay with me, and stayed with me all the time...

Qi Ye: When I found out that there was an extra painting in the study.

39. A question: Have you ever quarreled?

Xie Wen: No.

Qi Ye: No.

A: Yuanmu... Since there is no quarrel, skip the next two questions.

42. A question: Do you want to be lovers even if you reincarnate?

Xie Wen: There is a sudden change in the style of writing, and the idea of ​​supernatural transformation is due to this idea.

Seventh Master: Heh.

A: ...So after that.

Seventh Master: Hehe.

certain:……

Xie Wen: ...

43. A question: When did you feel that "I am loved"?

Xie Wen: When he was by my side.

Qi Ye: When he is jealous.

Xie Wen: ...

44. Xie Wen: When did you feel "Don't you love me..."?

Xie Wen: ...

A: I guess it was when I saw Lin Yuan's portrait?

Xie Wen: Humph!

A: Where is Seventh Master?

Qi Ye: When he went to see Zhang Heng.

45. A question: How do you express your love?

Xie Wen: Be nice to him.

Seventh Master: Treat him well.

46. ​​Someone asked: What is the flower that resembles the other party?

Xie Wen: Camellia.

Seventh Master: Calendula.

certain:……

Xie Wen: ...

47. Someone asked: Is there anything hidden between the two of you?

Xie Wen: Probably not.

Seventh Master: I have nothing to hide from him.

A: But what's better?

Xie Wen: You are delusional!

48. A question: What is your complex?

Xie Wen: What the hell?

Qi Ye: What is it?

A: ...Okay.

49. A question: Is the relationship between the two recognized by the people around?Or extremely secretive?

Xie Wen: Open.

Qi Ye: Open.

50. A question: Do you think the love between the two will last forever?

Xie Wen: As long as he doesn't leave, it will continue.

Qiye: It will continue.

A: Master Qi, is this a confession?

51. Someone asked: Are you Gong?by?

Xie Wen: ... Accepted.

Seventh Master: Attack.

52. A question: How did you decide?

Xie Wen: ...

Qiye: I decided.

A: Well, Xiao Xie is not in good health, so he doesn't pick up his scars.

53. A question: Are you satisfied with this situation?

Xie Wen: Satisfied.

Qi Ye: Satisfied.

54. A question: Where was the first time?

Xie Wen: Taohua Village, Zifang's family?

Qiye: Yes.

55. A question: What was my feeling at that time...

Xie Wen: I'm crazy, and Master Qi is crazy too.

Qiye: I feel sorry for him.

Xie Wen: ...

A: My face is red again.

56. A question: At that time, what did the other party look like?

Xie Wen: ...

Seventh Master: His face was flushed.

A: (Secretly speaking) Xie Wen may be enjoying herself, but she didn't see it, so she kept silent.

57. A question: the morning after the first night.What was the first thing said?

Xie Wen: I don't remember.

Qiye: Well, I don’t remember.

certain:……

58. A question: how many times a week?

Xie Wen: The best time.

Qi Ye: Look at his body.

A: Sure enough, it will hurt people,

59 A question: How many times a week do you think is the most ideal situation?

Xie Wen: ...

Qiye: Let's see how he is.

A: Suddenly want to break up you swollen!

60. A question: What kind of H is it?

Xie Wen: Normal H.

certain:……

Seventh Master: Well, normal H.

61. A question: Where do you feel the most?

Xie Wen: Nothing to feel.

Seventh Master: My heart.

certain:! ! !

Xie Wen: ...

62. A question: What is the most emotional part of the other party?

Xie Wen: ... my heart.

Qi Ye: Chest.

Xie Wen: ...!

A: ... Poof.

A certain question asked: Describe the other party at H in one sentence?

Xie Wen: ...

Seventh Master: The lotus that comes out of the water is full of red makeup.

A certain: ... with a confused look.

64 A question: Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Xie Wen: So-so.

Qi Ye: It is natural to adjust the relationship between the two.

65 A question: In general, where is H?

Xie Wen: At home.

Qiye: At home.

A: Sure enough, he is a good man, and he has no tricks.

Xie Wen: ...

66 A question: Which H location do you want to try?

Xie Wen: The Zhang family?

Qi Ye: ...

A: ... How bad are you?Aren't you afraid of being blackmailed?

Xie Wen: Cough, just kidding.

Qiye: I don’t want to try places that are too weird.

A: For example?

Qiye: In the wild, in the grass, on the side of the road, where there are people...

A: ...Suddenly envious and jealous of Xie Wen.

Xie Wen: Uh huh.

67 A question: Should I take a shower before or after H?

Xie Wen: It must be the last.

Qi Ye: Whatever he likes is fine.

68 A question: Is there any agreement at H?

Xie Wen: ...

Qiye: Keep it secret.

A: ...Is Jiang Zi okay?

Qi Ye: It is a despicable act to expose people's scars.

certain:……

69 A question: Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Xie Wen: ...just a little bit, but not.

Qiye: Yes.

A: So frank!Aren't you afraid to kneel on the washboard?

Qiye: What's so scary?Xiao Xie knows.

certain:……

70 A question: Do you agree with or against the idea that "if you don't get the heart, even the body is good"?

Xie Wen: Strongly disagree!

Qi Ye: Objection attitude.

71 A question: What would you do if the other party was raped?

Xie Wen: As Qi Ye, this problem does not exist, so I don't know, but I will not let the other party go.

Qiye: An eye for an eye, an eye for an eye.

72 A question: Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Xie Wen: ...No.

Qiye: No.

A: So Xie Wen will still be a little awkward, I understand.

Xie Wen: ...

73 A question: If a good friend said to you: "I'm lonely, so only tonight..." and asked for H, would you?

Xie Wen: Beat me up and throw it out.

Seventh Master: Get drunk and lose the brothel.

A: Awesome...

74 A question: Do you think you are good at H?

Xie Wen: Make do.

Qi Ye: Good at it.

75 A question: What about the other party?

Xie Wen: Very good.

Qi Ye: A little stupid.

Xie Wen: ...

76 A question: What do you want the other party to say during H?

Xie Wen: There is no hope.

Qi Ye: Say it’s comfortable.

Xie Wen: You!Walk!

A: Pfft!

77 A question: What is the appearance of the other party that you like to see during H?

Xie Wen: Whatever.

Seventh Master: The winking eyes are hazy.

Xie Wen: ...

78 A question: Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Xie Wen: Must not!

Qiye: No way.

79 A question: Are you interested in □□?

Xie Wen: Not interested.

Qi Ye: No.

80 A question: If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?

Xie Wen: It's time for him to make up.

Qi Ye: ...

A: Pfft.

Qi Ye: He is sick.

Xie Wen: ...

A: Xie Wen feels guilty.

Xie Wen: Get out!

81 A person asked: What do you think about rape?

Xie Wen: I hate it!

Seventh Master: Shameful.

82 A question: What is the most painful thing in H?

Xie Wen: ...

Seventh Master: I haven't.

A: I don't expose my scars.

83 A question: Where is the most thrilling H so far?

Xie Wen: Ovary family?

Qiye: Ovary family.

84 A question: Has the recipient ever asked for H?

Xie Wen: ... Yes.

Qiye: Yes.

85 A question: What was the attacker's expression at that time?

Xie Wen: Cold!

Qiye: Actually, I was shocked.

86 A certain question: Has the attacker committed violence?

Xie Wen: Not at all.

Qi Ye: No.

A: Then why does Xie Wen lack confidence?

Xie Wen: ...

Qi Ye: Because although he was forced by me, he felt pretty good at that time.

Xie Wen: ...how cheap!

certain:……

87 A question: What was the respondent's reaction at that time?

Xie Wen: Damn it.

Qi Ye: ...

A: Seventh Master, you are so personable...

Qi Ye: I ate eggs.

Xie Wen: ...

A: Pfft.

88 A question: For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Xie Wen: My love.

Qiye: The one who loves me.

A: This is dog food.

89 A question: The other party is in line with your ideal?

Xie Wen: Yes.

Qi Ye: Yes.

90 A question: Have you ever used small props in H?

Xie Wen: No.

Qi Ye: No.

91 A question: When did it happen to you for the first time?

Xie Wen: The Zifang family...

Qiye: A long time ago.

92 A question: Is the object at that time your current lover?

Xie Wen: Yes.

Qiye: No.

93 A question: Where do you like to be kissed the most?

Xie Wen: ...can you refuse to answer?

Seventh Master: It’s all right.

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Xie Wen: ... Heart?

Qi Ye: Chest, mouth.

Xie Wen: ...

95 A question: What is the thing that pleases the other party the most during H?

Xie Wen: Don't know?Did not notice……

Qiye: Satisfy him.

Xie Wen: ...

96 A person asked: What were you thinking at the time of H?

Xie Wen: No idea.

Qiye: Did you hurt him?

97 A question: What is the number of H times in one night?

Xie Wen: ...

Qi Ye: Look at his physical condition.

98 A person asked: At H, did you take off your clothes?Still need help?

Xie Wen: ...it depends on the situation.

Seventh Master: Take it off yourself.

99 A question: What is H to you?

Xie Wen: Uh huh.

Qiye: Enjoy.

Xie Wen: ...

100 A certain question: If you say a word to the other party, what will you say?

Xie Wen: In the next life, it is best to meet you earlier.

Seventh Master: Shall we have another couple?

Xie Wen: ...you better go away.

(catch insects)

The author has something to say: I was really caught by that tonight. I will not update the episodes of Xie Wen, Qi Ye and others. I poked my Weibo privately, the sandstorm has locked the group and no longer opens the group. The last point, I want to say, reading the article is a pleasure, and writing an article is also a pleasure. If you really don’t like it, you can leave it alone or give it a zero. I I don’t owe anyone to write articles. I write articles to make myself happy. If I think it’s not good, I can say it clearly. It’s not that I haven’t asked readers for advice. Sometimes I will ask readers to help me study the articles, but maliciously give negative points It's been a while since I left malicious messages, especially when I stayed up late at night and was about to update after writing, but suddenly found that this kind of thing is really disgusting and affects my mood, so I will be willful this time.