rainbow fart fight

Lu suddenly remembered that work had not started today.So he did morning exercises in this ravine for almost an hour before waiting for the program team to ask them to have breakfast.

During this run, those messy thoughts flew away, and when they were eating, they sat at the table with Huo Yang, and they were calm, and they didn't change face when facing Huo Yang's rainbow fart.

"Xiao Xing went to practice in the morning."

Huo Yang took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun, and happily chatted with Yu Xing. Yu Xing nodded lightly, without opening his mouth. After talking, he can chat with you for a long time.

"I haven't even wiped off the sweat," Huo Yang pulled the paper to wipe Yu Xing's sweat after saying this, but Yu Xing didn't know where Huo Yang was coming from, and felt a chill, so he hurried to escape.

"Can you have a good meal?"

Yu Xing felt that when this variety show was aired, his personality of being a gentle male god was definitely going to collapse, so it was better to completely collapse, so as to save himself from getting angry, so he opened Huo Yang's hand mercilessly, and squeezed A steamed stuffed bun slammed into Huo Yang's plate viciously.

"Eat can't keep your mouth shut."

Huo Yang didn't expect that Yu Xing, who had been putting up with him and pretending to be a good brother, suddenly said that he would stop pretending if he didn't pretend, he was stunned, and then put on an aggrieved expression.

"I was disgusted by Xiaoxing again. I shouldn't have helped Xiaoxing wipe off my sweat. How can I say it's sweat? It's the dew on the roses."

... Where did Huo Yang learn these ghost things every day?

"Are you two eating well?"

The editor came over just in time.

"Today's activities are very simple, you two can relax."

The director of the editor is still a little guilty about yesterday's house incident, with a flattering smile on his face. Fortunately, Yu Xing is not a fussy one. As for Huo Yang, he is probably an idiot, let alone care about it.

Today's event doesn't sound too difficult, it's just that you have to prepare lunch and dinner by yourself, three dishes and one soup, Yu Xing can barely be regarded as a cook, and egg fried rice can be regarded as a cook.

A group of people turned into a small farmyard with a lot of turns and turns. The director of the editor smiled and showed them the kitchen that did not know how old it was, looking at the big iron pot with a diameter of nearly one meter, looking at the mud Yu Xing felt that the editor-in-chief had lost his talent, that she should not be an on-site director of a variety show, but should go to the cultural management office to be responsible for discovering ancient cultural relics.

It's 2018, and there are courier collection points in the countryside. This is not really a remote area. Every household has wifi, let alone gas. She can still find a stove that Yu Xing has only seen in costume dramas. Not to mention really awesome.

"Us? Cook with this?"

Huo Yang was also startled, pointing tremblingly at the big iron pot, wanting to cry but not crying.

The editor's guide smiled purely and harmlessly: "Experience the life of a farmer. This stove is hard to find. You two should cherish it."

After she finished speaking, she gave Yu Xing and Huo Yang 50 yuan each, and exited the shooting range.

Huo Yang and Yu Xing held the 50 yuan in his hand, with a dazed expression on his face, the editor slapped his forehead and hurried back.

"This is your start-up capital for today's lunch and dinner. There is nothing in this kitchen except pots and pans and firewood, but it is clean."

"Then, let's go buy some food?" Huo Yang felt a little helpless, touched Yu Xing who was still immersed in this great sadness, and shook his entire net worth - a 50 bill.

The two of them left the small courtyard like headless chickens, walking around indiscriminately.

"Spend my [-] at noon today, and spend yours at night. There are quite a lot of seasonal vegetables this season, but there seems to be no vegetable sellers here. Let's go to the fields and buy some directly from others." .You can’t just eat vegetarian food. How about fish or chicken..."

Huo Yang hadn't walked a few steps before he started babbling again. Yu Xing was overwhelmed by what he heard, and turned his head and stuffed his 50 yuan into Huo Yang's hand.

"You have the final say, you just buy it."

The implication is that what you eat is up to you, please don't say a few words if you have nothing to do, please.

Huo Yang shut his mouth knowingly, and touched his nose a little aggrieved, what to do if the person he likes always wants to suppress his talkative nature, he really wants to talk.

However, dealing with people and selling vegetables is really right to leave it to Huo Yang. After a round of effort, Huo Yang bought a lot of things with his sweet and honey-smeared mouth. There was even a woman who saw that it was not convenient for them to hold it, so she gave them a bamboo basket.

At this moment, Huo Yang was walking happily with that extremely unsuitable bamboo basket on his shoulders, muttering to himself.Yu Xing was only curious for a second, then held back. If he went up to ask Huo Yang what he was talking about, Huo Yang would be able to pull him to talk nonsense for an hour.

The two finally bought almost everything. When they returned to the small courtyard, an unknown object rushed towards them screaming "Googoo". When Yu Xing got excited, he picked up the basket and threw it over. For a while, the vegetable leaves fell There was a faint sound of something breaking.

"I think," Huo Yang's faint voice came from behind, "It seems that our lunch today is all on me."

Yu Xing turned around, and there were a few vegetable leaves hanging on Huo Yang's body, and there was a broken egg on his head, and the egg liquid was not smooth sliding along his gelled hair.

Yu Xing felt that this variety show might contradict him, not only let him collapse the personality, but also let him accidentally ruin the image of the nation's first love new actor.

In fact, he felt very guilty seeing Huo Yang in such a mess, but he wanted to laugh inexplicably. After the editor came back to his senses, he hurriedly dragged someone to clean up Huo Yang's mess. Yu Xing also saw clearly that he just flew over It's something.

emmm a rooster?

What, what is this scene?Chicken and egg fight?

The culprit was pacing proudly in the small courtyard. It was just an instinctive reaction to being attacked by an unknown object, but after seeing Yu Xing clearly, he was a little scared. He was afraid of this flying and long-haired thing since he was a child. , swallowed, took two steps back, and went to help Huo Yang clean up the mess.

It's okay to pick up the vegetable leaves, but the egg that had to die and bloom on Huo Yang's head now has nothing to do but wash his head.

"Why don't you stop for a while and let him go back and take a bath?"

Yu Xing threw an eggshell just off Huo Yang's head, and discussed with the editor.

The director of the editor was a little hesitant. Yu Xing's unintentional reaction just now and Huo Yang's experience are quite interesting, but if Huo Yang is really allowed to continue recording the program like this, she is not sure whether the audience thinks it is more interesting or will think Their program group is inhumane.

"It's okay, it's okay, get me some water when I cook later, and I can simply wash my hair."

Although Yu Xing was thinking of him, hearing Huo Yang's beauty in his ears, but he also saw the editor's hesitation, and became magnanimous about the possession of the Holy Father.

"Let him take a bath. I'll just cook for myself. If he lets his fans know what their male god looks like and continues to record the show, the blade sent the next day will bury you."

...Where did the gentle and gentle god who was quiet and agreed to everything two days ago go? The director of the editor was stunned by Yu Xing for a while. Didn't everyone say that Yu Xing is super gentle? Why did he suddenly become vicious today?

Huo Yang is happier now, especially when he sees Yu Xing's protective appearance, his heart is full of happiness.

"Then I'll hurry up, I'll be back soon, Xiaoxing wait for me to come back and help you cook."

Huo Yang grinned almost to the ears, seeing him running away three times at a step, Yu Xing rolled up his sleeves and prepared to cook, but the chicken attracted his attention again at a glance.

"Where did this chicken come from..."

Yu Xing wouldn't say that he didn't dare to go in because the chicken was at the door of the kitchen.

"Probably because the one next door was unlocked and escaped?"

The editor is also puzzled, where did this chicken come from.

"Then you arrested and went to the next door to ask?"

"I, I catch?" The editor's eyes widened. Although she is a staff member, she is a girl after all. Hey, is it really appropriate for her to catch chickens? ?

"No," Yu Xing blinked a little embarrassedly, "Well, can the camera capture it? Or drive it out"

The editor looked suddenly enlightened: "Could it be that you are afraid of **?"

Let’s not talk about the chicken, civilized you and me.

Almost opening his mouth to reply, Yu Xing quickly shook his head, is this the black man who is close to ink? Huo Yang led his head full of obscenities.

[-]. Candlelight dinner

Several people have never been in the countryside since they were young. They spent a long time trying to catch this chicken, especially Yu Xing, who only dared to direct by the side. When the camera finally threw the chicken out of the yard, Huo Yang also came back after taking a shower and changing clothes.

"Have you started cooking yet?"

Huo Yang looked at what the stove was like when he left, and was a little puzzled.

"It's not too late now."

Yu Xing said and handed the packed vegetable basket to Huo Yang, and motioned him to wash and choose vegetables with his eyes.

Huo Yang looked at Yu Xing suspiciously, and said it without holding back.

"Xiaoxing, do you want to be in charge of cooking? Can you do it... You don't know how to cook."

"Then you come here!"

When it comes to cooking, the two of them are really better than the other. Huo Yang's cooking skills are limited to adding an egg when cooking instant noodles, and Yu Xing can still fry a few times.

Huo Yang shut his mouth obediently, and quietly fetched water to wash the vegetables.

Yu Xing walked around the stove several times, and didn't know what to do.