rainbow fart fight

"Who knows what evil he committed again, he insisted on coming to see me off today."

Yu Xing didn't plan to tell Xu Qiuyi about their relationship, he had taken a big step if he could accept Huo Yang, and he couldn't tell others yet.

The two chatted one after another, and the topic quickly jumped over Huo Yang.After getting off the plane, Xu Qiuyi opened Weibo, and the topic was related to Huo Yang again.

"Huo Yang is in love??"

Yu Xing:? ? ? ?

"No. [-] in the hot search, and it exploded."

Yu Xing leaned over to look at Xu Qiuyi's cell phone, and the four big characters "Huo Yang Love" were lying there.

Yu Xing frowned, turned his eyes back, opened his mobile phone and poked into this topic.

The first Weibo was posted by Huo Yang himself:

@Light-Huo Yang: Falling in love is so difficult QAQ

This Weibo was posted at 100 o'clock this morning. It should be that Huo Yang was on the way to send him back. Now it has been retweeted more than [-] million times.

Yu Xing cut the page, and went to ask Mr. Huo Yangxing on WeChat to question him.

"What are you doing?"

"Hey, people just sigh."

Yu Xing didn't want to talk to him.

Usually Huo Yang likes to chatter a little, but when he goes online, he becomes talkative and disgusting.

Yes, although Huo Yang argued countless times that calling it cute is cute, but Yu Xing still insisted that it was disgusting.

"Don't be angry, Xiaoxing, I deleted Weibo?"

"No, I want to forward your Weibo."

Yu Xing had a plan and smiled.

"Are you going to make it public with others⊙ω⊙"

Yu Xing didn't reply, and switched back to the Weibo page.

Reposted Huo Yang's Weibo with the following text:

Why are you still awake?single dog.

Huo Yang was still immersed in his obsession, when he received a reminder from Weibo, seeing the expected forwarding, he just smiled, not feeling disappointed at all, instead, he commented on Yu Xing Weibo in a happy mood:

Even in a dream, I would be woken up by you when I fell in love, and now I have to hurt me a second time, why are my teammates so cruel.

So it didn't take long for Yu Xing and Huo Yang to become popular searches.

"Huo Yang Broken Dreams"

"Fatal rebuttal from teammates"

"I dream of falling in love"

Because of Light's solo flight, there has been almost no popularity in the past six months. These days, they have been frequently searched, as if they want to make up for the lost popularity in one go.

Xu Qiuyi looked at Yu Xing who was sitting next to him playing with his mobile phone, and felt more and more that he might have an affair with Huo Yang.

[-]. Rainbow fart from high altitude

Yu Xing has been staying in Shanghai for the past few days as an endorsement platform for an advertisement. Huo Yang just started harassing Yu Xing 24 hours from time to time, but later found that Yu Xing only paid attention to him after work at night.So I obediently sent messages to Yu Xing every night.

The two of them are like engaging in online dating every day, typing for a while, and then chatting by voice for a while, the basic pattern is that Huo Yang is talking, Yu Xing is impatient but listens hard, and finally he can't bear it anymore and hangs up the voice.

It was not easy for Yu Xing to go back, and Huo Yang just joined the group, so the two of them insisted on not seeing each other. Huo Yang talked about it for a long time, until Yu Xing promised to visit his class, he stopped complaining.

As it turned out, the class hadn't been visited yet, and the two met directly at Han Yimin's sand sculpture variety show.

As soon as Huo Yang met Yu Xing, he started to babble, and Yu Xing knew he was wrong, so he let him babble.

"I didn't wait for the class visit, but I waited for the announcement that we need to go together, Xiao Xing, I'm so sad."

They came early this time, Han Yimin hadn't come yet, Huo Yang wished he could put his whole body on Yu Xing's body and talk to him.

Yu Xing glanced at Qi Yue and the others who had just entered with a guilty conscience, pushed Huo Yang away slightly, and greeted the others, Huo Yang was also very knowledgeable about current affairs and did not continue to be a clingy person

"You still won this vote, you never told me where you decided to go, did you want to take me to a museum, you tell me, let me be mentally prepared, a museum is a museum, I really don't panic. "

Yu Xing smiled mysteriously and triumphantly, as if he didn't tell you.

"You'll know where you're going when you get your ticket."

Huo Yang's eyes lit up, at least he didn't need to go to Suzhou, Suzhou was very close to them, it was more convenient to drive there or take the high-speed rail, at least it was not a nearby place by plane.

"Everyone, long time no see."

Han Yimin's voice came from outside the door, Yu Xing saw him walk in, and felt that this middle-aged fat man seemed more mellow than half a month ago.

"This is our second trip. The places everyone picked this time are very interesting. There are two groups of picks that overlap, so I look forward to meeting you."

When Yu Xing raised his head when he heard this, he happened to meet Han Yimin's gaze. Han Yimin just smiled and looked away.

He suddenly had a bad feeling.

Finally, when it was time to collect the air ticket at night, Huo Yang looked at "Yunnan" at the destination, and his smile gradually expanded on his face.

"Come on, don't stop giggling, it's so stupid."

Yu Xing had disgust on his lips, but he couldn't hide the smile in his eyes.

A good night's dream. A group of people took an early flight and went straight to Yunnan. The skydiving project has been booked early, and they can jump in the afternoon. Yu Xing was actually quite scared, but since he decided to be with Huo Yang, he took this step After one step, he wanted to try more things that he didn't dare to try.

The editor director from last time was still with them this time, and Huo Yanglu kept encouraging her to dance once, and he paid for it. The editor director was so scared that his face turned pale, and he refused in various ways.

Yu Xing also laughed, and it wasn't until the editor remembered that skydiving required an appointment that he realized that Huo Yang was teasing her.

"Don't even think about bullying me, you two have game missions for skydiving later."

After the editor's IQ returned, he smiled calmly again.

"What kind of mission, you can't report your personal revenge publicly."

Huo Yang continued to act rashly, but Yu Xing became slightly nervous. Judging from the experience of being tricked by this little girl several times last time, this mission should also be tricky.

"Back to the theme of our show, Battle of the Rainbow Farts!" The editor raised his head a little excitedly, "During the skydiving, the two of you should praise each other, and at the end, whoever has the least number of effective words will go bungee jumping."

? ? ? ?

Bungee jumping? ? ?

For a moment, Yu Xing felt that the sky was falling. He had spent more than a week building his heart for this skydiving, and now he suddenly told him that he had to jump a jump for buying one and getting one free. He felt that he was going to die young here. up.

Yes, Yu Xing never thought that he could win this kind of mutual bragging.

Yu Xing was still complaining, lamenting the bad luck, Huo Yang had already started the pre-match rainbow fart practice for Yu Xing.

"I was a little tired today, but as soon as I saw Xiaoxing in the morning, I immediately had 100% full battery."

Yu Xing:? ?

"Has Xiaoxing insured her face?"

Yu Xing: ...

Huo Yang: "Xiao Xing's handsomeness cannot be damaged by any risk."

Yu Xing: Can you shut up?

Yu Xing didn't reply to Huo Yang, but Huo Yang still persisted:

"Xiao Xing, don't bow your head anymore, don't you know that you are handsome with 360 degrees and no dead ends?"

Yu Xing finally couldn't bear it anymore, took two steps back, and gave Huo Yang a disgusted look.

"Okay, I know you have a lot of skill, you're on the plane, let's save the rest for skydiving."

"There is one last sentence, one last sentence!"

Huo Yang successfully made Yu Xing stop. Yu Xing kept turning his body and looked at him. Huo Yang cleared his throat and continued to laugh.

"Xiaoxing, you should lie in my Taobao shopping cart, because you are my baby."

Yu Xing blushed instantly, and followed the coach onto the plane without looking back. Not long after, Huo Yang followed.

The plane flew to the designated altitude of 4000 meters in a short while, the coach asked them who would jump first, Yu Xingmo hesitated, Huo Yang directly dragged his coach and jumped down, Yu Xing and his coach stared wide-eyed Small eyes.

"It's time to jump." The coach said dryly.

Yu Xing swallowed, closed his eyes, and jumped down like a helpless little chick being picked up by the coach.

Feeling the crazy falling speed, in order to maintain his idol face, Yu Xing tried his best to control his face not to be hideous, and at the same time, he closed his mouth tightly to hold back his screaming.

It wasn't until the time of opening the umbrella that Yu Xing remembered that he was going to say rainbow fart. He quickly and quietly opened a slit, looked at it twice, closed his eyes in a daze, and started talking nonsense:

"Color is justice, so even if Huo Yang is a gossip who talks nonsense every day, I can forgive him in the face of his beautiful face."

Yu Xing held back for a long time, then uttered a sentence, and began to recall what Huo Yang had said about rainbow farts.

"Huo Yang is really handsome from head to toe."

Successful plagiarism × 1

"Huo Yang's handsomeness cannot be carried by the camera."

Plagiarism success x2

"Huo Yang..."

"It's about to land, open your eyes and see."

The coach who has been serving as the background board behind Yu Xing interrupted Yu Xing's rainbow fart memory scene.

Yu Xing blushed with embarrassment, and opened his eyes tremblingly.

The endless grassland spread out under him like this. He looked at the blue waves rolling, and he could even imagine the fragrance of the green grass.

Just as he was immersed in this somewhat poetic imagination, he landed successfully.

Yu Xing looked at the coach who started to explain the safety equipment to him, he was a little confused, he didn't finish his rainbow fart.

Huo Yang jumped several minutes before him, and was already sitting in the rest area waiting for him. Yu Xing walked over, and the editor surrounded him.

The editor looked at Yu Xing with a strange expression, as if he was looking at a lucky goose.

"Congratulations, the statistics show that Huo Yang lost,