rainbow fart fight

"Rainbow Fart Battle" Author: - He Rong

Introduction

I was also forced to blow my opponent's rainbow fart today

If you talk so hard, you have to face the attack of x clingy man talking tuberculosis

Yu Xing gritted his teeth: "My brother's beauty is also open today."

Huo Yang's face was full of joy: "What kind of peerless treasure is a star?"

Yu Xing still can't figure out how he was tricked into participating in this kind of sand sculpture variety show:

Why do I have to brag about my opponent every day!

What kind of sand sculpture variety show is this?

Yu Xing is a second-tier singer who relies on his face to attract fans, and his singing skills are just like that. From time to time, he worries that he will pass the time. When his manager said to him, "Xing Xing, you can't do this, you should participate in variety shows to keep the popularity." , Yu Xing felt that what the manager said was right.

But as a very self-aware idol, he is burdened with a heavy idol burden. He has a hundred rejections for variety shows that are becoming more and more limitless, so his manager Xu Qiuyi picked and picked more than one for him. Months, did not come across the right one.

Yu Xing was woken up this morning by Xu Qiuyi's slamming on the door. She was in a hurry and started packing Yu Xing's luggage as soon as she entered the door. She said with a happy face that there was a travel variety show that invited him.

So Yu Xing, who was sleeping in a daze, was half pushed and half dragged by Xu Qiuyi to the nanny car. In the end, Xu Qiuyi stood downstairs and waved goodbye to him, telling him to get along with other artists, smiling, and It's like sending your own son to a class outing.

Yu Xing's bewilderment lasted from waking up to the time the car drove on the high speed. At this moment, when he just came back to his senses, Yu Xing looked at the outline of the program in his hand and felt that his still-conscious head was aching.

"Battle of the Rainbow Farts", are the names of variety shows so casual and sand sculpture now?

Invite guests who are different from the Internet to go on a trip in pairs. Is the program group sure that they will not be hunted down by fans?

What kind of weird travel program is this! ! ! !

Yu Xing glanced at it briefly, his head hurt even more, he put down the notebook in his hand, and called his manager Xu Qiuyi.

"Oh, Xing Xing is on the highway now."

As soon as the phone was connected, there was Xu Qiuyi's flattering voice. His manager could do anything, he was the best at tricking him. Hearing her flattery at this moment, Yu Xing felt alarm bells ringing in his heart. He felt that the show he was going to participate in this time should not be The most cheating is only more cheating.

"Sister Yi, have you signed the contract yet?"

As long as the contract has not been signed, he can still turn around and go home and continue to sleep.

"I signed it. I just signed it yesterday. The program team has given me a first-tier price. Stars, we are sure to make money."

Yu Xing: ...It's obviously going to be bad luck.

"Sister Yi," Yu Xing pursed his lips unconsciously, a little nervous, and asked hopefully, "Who is the guest in my group?"

"Huo Yang."

Huo, Yang, ah...

"You didn't make your debut as a duo with him. Although the group disbanded after less than four years, oh no, you're solo, but at least you're a brother who worked together. Look at Huo Yang, he's always booing you every now and then. , and I often inquire about your itinerary with me, and people always tell you that the relationship between the two of you is not compatible..."

Xu Qiuyi talked endlessly, and Yu Xing lost his mind when he heard this.

It’s really right to invite the two of them for this show. The disagreement between other artists is mostly due to resource competition and fan fights. The master has no deep hatred, but he and Huo Yang really don’t get along, although Huo Yang doesn’t think so. They don't get along...

Yu Xing sighed with a sad face, and interrupted Xu Qiuyi's rambling, "Sister Yi, is breach of contract expensive?"

"Don't even think about it!" Xu Qiuyi cut off his words mercilessly, "What's the difference between you two? Even if there was a conflict before, you two have been flying solo for half a year, and Huo Yang has nothing to worry about. Looking at you, sticking to your cold ass with a hot face every day, Xing Xing, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, and there is no such thing as deep hatred. Besides, do you know how difficult it is to find a variety show for you who don’t want this or that? With Huo Yang, he can still take care of you..."

Yu Xing chooses to keep his mouth shut. He really can't say that Xu Qiuyi's mouth is suspected of having early menopause, and he really doesn't have any deep hatred with Huo Yang, and he is even a little bit wrong.

"...It's nothing. I'll hang up. It's almost here." Yu Xing sighed again, looking listless.

After hanging up the phone and squinting for a while, I arrived at the studio. Although it was a traveling variety show, we had to meet up first.

Yu Xing got out of the car dejectedly, reluctantly bid farewell to the driver brother, and dragged the suitcase to the building.

"Long time no see, Xiao Xing."

After walking a few steps, someone picked up the suitcase in his hand. Yu Xing turned his head and saw Huo Yang's enlarged smiling face. He was so frightened that he jumped half a meter away.

"Why are you so excited to see me? Did Xiaoxing miss me recently?"

Huo Yang stuck to it again, dragged the suitcase with one hand, put his hand on Yu Xing's shoulder, and led him to the elevator.

"Huo Yang!" Yu Xing's ears were red, and he couldn't open it after twisting it for a long time. He is also a thin-skinned man, and he is not easy to get angry in public, so he followed Huo into the elevator awkwardly.

There were only the two of them in the elevator. As soon as Yu Xing waited for the elevator door to close, he waved Huo Yang away unceremoniously. Huo Yang was not angry, he was still smiling, and he didn't go to pick him up again to make him unhappy.

"The program team really knows how to pick people," Huo Yang looked at Yu Xing who turned his face away and didn't look at him, and said cheerfully in his voice, he didn't mind at all that Yu Xing only looked at him from the back of his head.

"Look, there are quite a few singers who have disagreed with you, and there are quite a few actors who compete with me for resources. The program crew is so discerning that they know they are all fake. Little Star just needs me to mediate this." I don't agree', I have to thank the program team, but Xiao Xing hasn't hung out with me for a long time..."

"You can't die if you talk less." When the elevator arrived, Yu Xing angrily interrupted the conversation, grabbed his own box, and stepped out in a swift stride. With a polite smile.

"Brother Qi, Sister Jiajia."

Yu Xing greeted another group of guests with a smile, Huo Yang chased after him as soon as he sat down, pulled away the chair beside him, and put his arms around Yu Xing's shoulders, looking like two good brothers.

"I didn't expect it to be Brother Qi and Jiajia. The program team is really serious. They insist on making a mystery, and they don't even tell the other guests." When Huo Yang opened his mouth, he was endlessly provocative.

"Yeah, I didn't expect the two of you to come." Wang Jiajia stroked her hair, pursed her lips and smiled, but Qi Yue didn't answer, and kept smiling, without losing her amiability.

Yu Xing frowned a little. This program group is really not afraid of death. Qi Yue and Wang Jiajia both dared to invite them. Since they co-starred in a drama and both became popular, fans on both sides have been pinching each other. In the past five or six years, the fans are still pinching each other every three days, one small and five days. They broke the news and almost stripped the underwear of these two protagonists. They have never been in the same frame since that drama, Yu Xing has already felt the scolding of angry fans after the show aired.

"I really want to thank the program team for giving Xiaoxing and me this opportunity to prove ourselves. There's nothing wrong with it. Xiaoxing and I were formed together, so we shouldn't be like brothers, right Xiaoxing."

Do you believe Huo Yang said this? Resisting the urge to knock off the hand on the neck, Yu Xing looked at Wang Jiajia's curious and probing eyes, forced a smile, and nodded slowly: "yes."

"Oh, let me just say, otherwise, why are you two flying solo instead of disbanding the group?"

Wang Jiajia's little gossip was satisfied, and she smiled even sweeter.

"Is that Ji Zihan and Zhao Yuan?"

Qi Yue, who had been silent all this time, pushed his glasses and looked at the two women slowly approaching outside the door. Yu Xing followed Qi Yue's gaze and saw that it was indeed Ji Zihan and Zhao Yuan, and he couldn't help but sigh again, This program group is the program group he has seen with the least desire to survive.

"Okay, everyone is here." Qi Yue pushed his glasses, looked at the director who had been pretending not to exist in the corner from the beginning, and raised his eyebrows.

"Hi everyone, I'm Han Yimin, the director of this show."

Han Yimin walked over, looking quite honest and honest.

"We traveled three times in total, ranging from three to five days each time. The rules of the game are," Han Yimin paused after speaking, and smiled maliciously in Yu Xing's eyes, "every time Before the trip, two or two groups will confess their rainbow farts to each other’s teammates, such as posting on Weibo, and the program group will initiate a vote. Whoever gets the most votes within 24 hours can arrange the next trip and get votes With a small number of guests, not only must obey the other party's arrangements throughout the trip, but also praise the other party in the form of rainbow farts from time to time."

What kind of sand sculpture variety show is this...

Yu Xing couldn't help but hold his forehead, looking at Huo Yang who was smiling brightly, he wanted to cry without tears.

I beg the star brother

Han Yimin chattered for another half an hour, and finally finished his explanation of the sand sculpture variety show process.

"This is the room card for everyone. Except for Teacher Qi Yue and Teacher Wang Jiajia who have two rooms, the rest of you have double rooms. You don't mind."

? ? ? ?

Yu Xing's eyes widened instantly, do you mind? ? ?How could he not mind!

"Director I..."

"Of course we don't mind, Xiaoxing and I have been brothers for so many years, we can just share the same bed." Huo Yang cut him off and winked at him.

Yu Xing opened his mouth again, and after a while, he was discouraged, and echoed, "Yes, I definitely don't mind."

"Yuanyuan and I can do it too."