I'm fighting with my boyfriend every day

In the dim morning light, I stepped on the horizontal points of the yard, walked out of the corridor, passed the flower trellis, went down the small bridge, and passed through the moon cave gate covered by a waterfall of vines.

Birds chirped one after another, accompanied by the rustling of leaves, and flew towards the high wall in the distance.In half an hour, there will be loud singing on the other side of the wall, calling for fresh head flowers and various fruits that I still don't know what they look like.

A half-sized boy with a double bun behind me yawned long one after another: "Why is it still so dark today? Lord, do you think it's time to light a lantern?"

Grandpa think?

What Grandpa wants most now is to be able to find a mobile phone.

As far as the time travel texts I have read—like Nobita being beaten by a fat tiger and crying to find Doraemon—the standard opening is usually that the protagonist is a lone star with nothing to worry about, so it is good to arrange them to pat their ass Forget that I am a human from Earth.

I don’t know whether it’s luck or misfortune. I’m both wearing and wearing. Not only are my parents Kangtai, but my relatives have so many New Year’s Eve dinners that we need five tables to sit. There’s also a girl who just went to college and would hug me around my neck and scream when she pestered me to buy her a game console. Nissan's cute little sister.

I don't know how to forget such worries?

Not only that, the small house that I just paid the down payment but didn't pick up the house, the driver's license that I just got, the guild group in the online game, and the entire splendid modern civilization are holding my heart, liver, spleen, stomach and lungs.

We must not think about this matter deeply, because thinking about it deeply hurts our hearts.

I stopped abruptly and gave myself a mouth with my backhand.

The half-child who was following behind couldn't stop the car and bumped into my back.

He complained and called out: "Grandpa~!"

I ignored him and slapped him on the other side of the face before continuing to walk forward.

The half-grown man grabbed my skirt.

I was taken aback and shouted, "Zhuan'er! What are you doing!"

Unexpectedly, he was stronger than me, so he yelled: "Slow down!" I turned my head and saw Zhuan'er's eyes sparkling with excitement, and he lowered his voice: "See? There's a big farting bug in the grass over there! Lord, I'll catch you back!"

I couldn't laugh or cry: "Fuck you!"

Only then did Zhuan'er wake up, and she laughed too: "By the way, I forgot that I don't like bugs anymore." But she was still reluctant to let go, and made a big split at me: "Such a big one! Don't you really want to catch it? "

I slapped him on the back of the head: "Is it annoying?"

He raised his arm to block it, and muttered: "Grandpa, you are not as interesting as before!"

My surname is Qin and my name is Zhan. The land I'm stepping on now is called Liuxu Sect. Qin Zhan is the son of Qin Heng, the head of Liuxu Sect.

Qin Zhan doesn't look bad.After being picked up by me, he has sword eyebrows and star eyes, a righteous face, a height of 1.9 meters, and a body with strong muscles like Captain America.It is especially worth mentioning that the thing under the crotch, which was in the bathhouse of my university back then, will definitely become a legend of a generation.As far as the protagonist looks, he really doesn't look like someone who would betray the revolution.

Who would have expected that when I first wore it ten days ago, I was almost scared to pee in front of the mirror. ——Although I felt a little itchy on my face, I never expected that Qin Zhan had a big beard that was about to explode.

For the time being, I only think of Li Kui and Zhang Jizhong when they are celebrities with beards. Dressed like this, the plot is too confusing. From now on, should I use two axes to vote for my brother, or to direct Jin Yong's drama?

What was even more frightening was that such a big bearded man was wearing a bright red robe.Green trousers, green belt, bumped with tender purple piping.The dark bag in my arms was bulging, and I took it out, and a long string of dead bugs, ranging from spiders to grasshoppers, fell out and hit the upper with a snap.

At that time, I only felt that my hands and feet were exhausted, and I stepped back three steps, and sat down on the stool with my head in my arms.My heart said that this man has a body like a gladiator, aesthetics like Yang Erche Namu, maybe he is from the Five Poisons Sect, what kind of expert is he?

I found out later that the truth is actually very simple.

But because Qin Zhan is a fool.

Based on the piecemeal information I have obtained during this period of time, Qin Zhan's IQ in the past was about 60. By the way, according to Tianya Zhanjian, the IQ of the giant hero Guo Jing was about 80.This is the one I lived downstairs in my house. Although I saw him violently imitating Ultraman at the owner's meeting and trying to kill the representative of the real estate company with cross rays, it is still no problem to do some repetitive work.

For Qin Zhan, this repetitive work is to practice martial arts.

That's right, the best thing about this world is that although it has no Nascent Soul, no force, no system, and no stand-in messenger, it has martial arts.

martial arts!

I know Xiaoliang Gu Jinwen by heart, secretly contributed to "Legends of the Ancient Times" in high school, and resolutely enrolled in Tai Chi as an elective course in college physical education, but I don't know what Holy Grail twisted my wish into this.

There was the sound of gurgling water, and the wall was fluffy white in the morning mist.

Zhuan'er said: "I'll go over the bridge by myself." Without waiting for my answer, he turned right on the familiar road and left me at the fork.

In front of us is a living canal, and at the corner of the opposite bank is a large loess dam, which is the school ground of Liuxumen.

This living canal is more than three meters wide, and I don't know how deep it is.After Zhuan'er walked away, I took a run-up, soared into the air, and jumped over the lush vegetation with the bank to my chest.Landing on the ground and posing in Huang Feihong's pose, seeing from a distance the blue clothes of Zhuan'er protruding from the cracks of the small bridge railing, I felt that he was very weak.

Now I am sleepy at ten o'clock in the evening and wake up at four o'clock in the morning.At first I thought it was because I was in a bad mood, and then I blamed that there was no computer to play at night. It was not until the end that I realized that it was Qin Zhan's own biological clock.

Qin Zhan lives a very healthy life. Going to bed early is to get up early, and getting up early is to go to the school to practice.

The first time I left the school field, it was because I couldn't compete with his old habits.For the next ten days or so, I reported on time every day, because the exercise was so fucking fun.

This flesh is taller, faster and stronger.Now I can run five kilometers without panting, and stone locks of dozens of kilograms can fly seven or eight meters into the sky. Although they can’t fly flowers and pick leaves, they can hurt people, but when I hit the wall with small stones, it crackles like setting off firecrackers. ring.The most interesting thing is that when I do enough warm-up exercises and relax physically and mentally, the boxing routines pre-installed in this body will automatically emerge-in Siniang's words, it is "the memory engraved in the bottom of my heart emerges lightly" ——Following the subconscious routine, I was really refreshed, my arms relaxed and my body fast.

Today was no exception. I was so full of sand and dust in the yard, I felt that the choking smoke was also very beneficial. This kind of selfless happiness was only felt when I was a child when I rolled the rims.

Seeing that the sun had already climbed over the treetops, I was about to take a rest and go back to have breakfast, but I saw a middle-aged woman with two maidservants walking on the bridge--women's voice is a bit impolite, this aunt is the master The Xu family, the concubine of the door Qinheng.Qin Zhan's mother died early, and Qin Heng didn't reunite. Xu is actually the real mistress of Liuxu Sect.This story should not be a house fight, so Aunt Xu is a good person who treats fools as her own, and my own mother is no different than this. I couldn't figure out the situation when I came here, and I called her mom several times.

I rushed up to meet her and called out sweetly, "Auntie, I'm going back right now."

Aunt Xu smiled and said, "Your father is back! Why don't you wipe off your sweat and see him?" While wiping my face with a towel, I hurriedly took it and wiped it myself, saying, "Then I'll change my clothes. "

Aunt Xu said: "What are you going to change? Your Uncle Shen is here with you. First meet your father, then change clothes and go to see your Uncle."