After teasing my apprentice, I ran away

???? The wind and sand roared, and the sky was vast.

???? Ghost world, Huang Quan.

????The endless sand is blown up by the wind and the sharp gravel is blown up. Some of the wandering souls of the past held their lamps, and some lost their ropes, outlining a desolate scene.Not far away, two small black dots were faintly seen moving extremely fast at the entrance of the underworld.In the blink of an eye, it disappeared in the vast yellow sand.

???? "Xu Liangde! Young master, I really owe you in my previous life! I really fucking went to hell with you!"

????A black and shiny bald face suddenly emerged from the pile of yellow sand, the cheeks were reddened by oil paint, but the whole face was smeared black.Zhou Shangzhuo opened his mouth and spit out a big mouthful of sand, cursing:

???? "If you have the guts, come up with a good idea! Look! My handsome face, my lord, what kind of hell was forced by you!"

????When Zhou Shangzhuo thought of this, he became very angry.Thinking of his imposing generation of immortal disciples, not to mention rushing to the underworld in pursuit of a little water monster, he had to collect all his life and pretend to be a ghost.If this spread out, wouldn't it be a big joke in the world!

???? At this moment, a head appeared from the sand beside Zhou Shangzhuo.Xu Wende had ghost talismans painted all over his face, and the bright red lines looked quite strange.Even though he had met him once before, under the circumstances, Zhou Shangzhuo was still so frightened that he wanted to call his mother.

???? "Woo woo woo! (Xu Liangde! Damn you! You're playing tricks on me again!)"

???? Xu Liangde frowned, brushed the dust off his body in disgust and said, "Brother Yiqing, sometimes, it's better for you not to talk."

???? After saying that, he turned his head slightly and blinked, and smiled: "Anyway, you are also my senior brother, why are you so frightened when you see a ghost talisman?"

???? Zhou Shangzhuo was annoyed when he heard the words, he wanted to open his mouth to distinguish, but when he knew the words, he remembered that he had been cursed by Xu Liangde again.Zhou Shangzhuo ate Coptis chinensis dumbly, and was thinking how to refute it, when suddenly his eyes rolled and he smiled smirk silently.

???? Violently!He specially put a big face in front of Xu Liangde's eyes, winked his eyebrows, and said in a secret voice as if he was about to stick to Xu Liangde's body:

???? "Hey! Xu Liangde, you can't do anything to me even if you cast a sealing spell!"

????Xu Liangde was taken aback when he got so close, and then hit him without even thinking for a second.Slap——slapped against Zhou Shangzhuo's face with a loud bang, leaving five bright red fingerprints.

????Xu Liangde: ""

???? Zhou Shangzhuo: ""

????The next moment, Zhou Shangzhuo gritted his teeth and said in a secret voice: "Xu! Liang! Got it!"

???? Xu Liangde raised his hand in a daze, and said innocently, "You didn't dodge yourself!"

???? "Woo woo woo! (Xu Liang made me rub your uncle! How dare you slap my handsome face! I can't stop talking to you!)"

???? Zhou Shangzhuo's neck was red like a defeated rooster, and he was about to pounce on Xu Liangde and beat him for a while. It's over, let's stop for a while", suddenly there was an old voice behind him:

???? "You two little friends, what are you doing here?"

???? The voice was somewhat hoarse, and when Xu Liang had to turn around, he bumped into an old concubine whose hair was already pale.The wrinkles on her face were like deep grooves, her back was severely twisted, and her body was slightly fatter. She was leaning on a crutch in her right hand, and she was knocking on the ground one by one, making a "thumb tom" sound.

????Xu Liangde quickly exchanged a glance with Zhou Shangzhuo, then nodded and said, "I'm here for the first time in Huangquan, and I want to find old friends."

???? As soon as the voice fell, the old concubine burst out laughing and said, "Hahaha!"

????Xu Liang's heart sank, Zhou Shangzhuo saw that he was about to act recklessly, he shook his head lightly, then looked at the old concubine and said, "Senior?"

???? Xu Liangde squinted his eyes and carefully sized up the old concubine.She laughed, her whole face was twisted like dead wood, and there was a bit of playfulness in her cloudy eyes.Xu Liang didn't dare to move rashly, and stood quietly on one side, only waiting for the old concubine to speak again:

???? "Young people, you are born with a clever mouth, why don't you tell the truth?"

???? The old concubine's eyes suddenly became sharp, and she aimed directly at Xu Liangde and the two of them.Xu Liangde was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, then he smiled and said: "Senior has already seen it, why do you ask so much?"

???? Hearing this, the old concubine seemed to be irritated. She waved her cane in her hand and sneered: "Why? Listening to you, it seems that the old man is at fault!"

???? Taking advantage of Xu Liangde's inattention, Zhou Shangzhuo used a yellow talisman on Xu Liangde's waist to undo the sealing spell in a panic.Once untied, he moved his mouth first, then raised his eyebrows, and rubbed his hands together:

???? "Hey, let me tell you. What you say, old man, is so strange. You were the one who hid and eavesdropped at first, but now you are the one who punished others. Why do you just—"

????"Well!"

????Before Zhou Shangzhuo finished complaining, he frowned, and looked at Xu Liangde with a stern expression on his face.Zhou Shangzhuo couldn't help but bent down, stretched out his hand and rubbed the place where Xu Liangde punched him, feeling quite confused.

???? Xu Liangde ignored Zhou Shangzhuo's miserable appearance, but looked at the old concubine with a calm gaze, and said in a gentle voice: "It's always a dangerous thing for a stranger to enter the underworld. Can seniors forgive me for the sake of this?" The offense I waited for just now?"

???? His tone is modest, and his pair of bright peach blossom eyes are like a bright mirror.Hearing the words, the old concubine's originally solemn face gradually softened, and immediately her eyes narrowed into slits.In the next moment, as if changing his face, he hurriedly grinned and said:

???? "Ouch! This little friend can talk! That's all, since that's the case, hehe, we're all family. I don't want to pursue it."

???? Xu Liangde nodded with a smile on his face.The snow-white robe was stained with light yellow dust, as if carrying a bit of human fireworks.At this time, Zhou Shang Zhuofang relaxed his vitality and straightened up.With big eyes and small eyes, he skipped the old concubine angrily, and said in a secret voice to Xu Liang:

???? "What are you dawdling in here?! This old woman looks weird, I said she just knocked her out and—"

???? Xu Liangde: "Hey! You idiot! Look carefully! She is not a wandering soul."

???? Zhou Shangzhuo cut his voice: "Tsk, isn't it a wandering soul? Could it be a ghost?"

???? That is to say, when Zhou Shangzhuo's brain caught up with the speed of his mouth, he realized that he looked at the silly smiling old concubine in front of him with a look of astonishment.

???? Not a wandering soul? !

????Zhou Shangzhuo suddenly felt a chill on his back, as if bitten by a cold poisonous snake.He said rather panickedly: "Xu, Xu Xu Daochang, you can't talk nonsense. Look, why is she not moving now?"

???? At this time, the old concubine seemed to have been immobilized, turning into a wooden stake.It seems that the moodiness a while ago was just their illusion.At this moment, her eyeballs blinked from time to time, and the sandalwood crutch in her hand was still the same as when she first saw it, knocking on and off.

???? It looks like she just saw her for the first time.

???? Zhou Shangzhuo's Adam's apple slid almost imperceptibly, and he swallowed with difficulty, "Xu Liangde, she, she, she, is—"

???? Xu Liang nodded, but he was not as dignified as Zhou Shangzhuo: "She is Lingren."

???? These two words, Xu Liangde said neither light nor heavy, but it fell on Zhou Shangzhuo's heart like a heavy weight.

???? The so-called Lingren are a type of water monster.But its habits are more eccentric.

????Generally speaking, Lingren's skills are not high, even if he maintains a human appearance, he still can't hide some of the characteristics of the original water monster.They died of water during their lifetime, but unlike ordinary water monsters, they gathered a lot of resentment.On the way to his death, he stayed on the road to Huangquan, and lost most of his sanity during his lifetime.

????Usually relying on the obsession in life, or turned into the appearance of a girl, or turned into a child.The Ling people in the underworld can neither be called harmless nor dangerous.Their code of conduct is formed by that obsession.In some cases, wandering souls would come up to beg for food when they met Lingren who were in distress during their lifetime, and sometimes they would meet Lingren who had few children during their lifetime and come up to forcefully recognize their son.

???? But there is another kind of cool person, which is the strangest.They seem to have a much stronger mind than ordinary Lingren.You can talk to wandering spirits, or you can control your behavior.

????Meeting such a cool person, it is a big bad luck.Zhou Shangzhuo still remembered that when he was not returning to the sect, a famous elder made a special trip to hold Ling Ren for three full lessons.It can be said that he has a deep memory!

???? The elder said: "This Ling person is very intelligent, and his temperament is even weirder. If he gets entangled with a wandering spirit, he will entangle him to the end. There have been some people with bad luck who entered the underworld and were caught by this Waiting for Lingren to get entangled, I missed the chance of reincarnation in vain."

????Thinking of this, Zhou Shangzhuo felt his scalp tingling even more when he saw the smiling old concubine in front of him.He tremblingly said: "Xu Liangde, has this Ling man been with us for a long time?"

???? Swish, Swish, as soon as Zhou Shangzhuo finished speaking, a little sand was slowly flowing out of the old concubine's ears!He took a closer look, not only the ears, but also the hair and sleeves were all sand falling slowly!And the old concubine, still smiling at this time, looked at them quietly.

????Zhou Shangzhuo only felt that he was going to be seen by that creepy gaze, and immediately said: "Now she is not moving, can we go? Hurry up! Hurry up! How did this thing entangle us? of!"

????Lingren is originally a ghost, but his grievances are not high, and ordinary tricks can't hurt him.Because of this, Zhou Shangzhuo's heart became more and more frightened.

???? Xu Liangde slowly shook his head, narrowed his eyes and looked at the old concubine carefully: "No rush. It will be useful to keep her."

???? When Zhou Shangzhuo heard it, he wanted to jump up and down: "Useful? There is a use for a fart! Xu Liangde, you fucking wake me up! We are in the underworld now! We are here to get rid of the water Damn it! I don't get along with such a cold person!"

????Xu Liangde said: "Have you ever thought that we went to hell to save people?"

???? Zhou Shangzhuo snorted: "What nonsense are you talking about?! If you don't hold back, let alone the enchantment you broke in, it's only strange that those wandering spirits and ghosts didn't come to look for you after entering!"

???? Xu Liang agreed, and continued: "If that's the case, then why did this Ling person recognize us?"

????Zhou Shangzhuo froze in place, his pupils suddenly shrank.

???? Yes, if this is the case, why did this Lingren recognize them as living people?Zhou Shangzhuo's voice was a little hoarse, and he lost his voice: "Could it be——"

???? Xu Liangde's eyes were stained with sharpness: "It's what you think. This Lingren's obsession is probably related to the water monster we are looking for."

???? Xu Liang frowned, he still remembered what the old concubine said, "Hee hee, we are all one family."

????Lingren belonged to the water spirit, lacked sanity, and didn't know that it was actually a human being in life.But just now this old concubine has been following them, but it seems to be out of instinct.

???? The most important point is that she can see that they are not wandering souls.

???? If this is the case, it can only show that the "family" that Lingren said actually refers to "the same kind of water monster." Xu Liangde lowered his eyes to make Lingren feel the same kind of atmosphere. Looking at the heart willow on the right wrist——

???? It's time!Zhou Shangzhuo suddenly grabbed Xu Liangde's sleeve and shouted in a secret voice, "Look!"

????Xu Liangde raised his eyes, just when he saw the old concubine rolled her eyes with a smile, then pulled her mouth and made a big laugh, and asked them:

???? "Little friend, why don't you see baby eyes today? Are there any fresh ones? I want girl's eyes this time. Girl's eyeballs are delicious!"

???? The author has something to say: cover your face jpg. I will post four, after the next chapter, return to reality! !

????snort!I knew today was another day of silence for the little angels [Pouting up and spitting bubbles on hips jpg.]

???? Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution

????Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: Yong Hong Yin Green, 1 king dog egg;

???? Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]:

???? Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

????Small theater: "Lost Show" qq group

???? Boiled fish: [Today is another day of laying dead bodies, everyone can call me old altar pickled cabbage fish...]

????Xiao Jiujiu: [xxxxxxxx]

????[……Yes, it’s me, I’ll take it easy…]

???? System: [Well, little angels, let me ask weakly: If I'm properly off for two or three days... cough cough, do you mind? (Don't ask me why, cover your face, that's right, I was the one who wasted the manuscript.)]

???? If you really don't mind, then let's go... If you mind,... no!I believe that everyone is a little angel, right! !