After teasing my apprentice, I ran away

????In the first year of Shangsi, Yi'an City.

???? "Good news, good news! Daoist Xu is coming back!"

???? As soon as these words came out, the tavern was blown upside down like a thunderbolt.

???? "Really? Brother, if you're talking nonsense, be careful—"

???? "Bah! What are you talking about? Of course it is true. The disciples of the non-returning sect have already prepared a banquet, and they are just waiting for their big brothers to return!"

???? "Wow, wow. Daoist Xu is finally back, otherwise my little sister will have something to look forward to every day!"

???? "Hahaha—that's not true! Daoist Xu will not be here for a few days, and those sisters in my family will be heartbroken!"

???? "Shhh—shut up, both of you! Look over there!"

???? "Oh? Who is that?"

???? Hearing this, countless eyes in the teahouse all cast their gazes outside the door, only to see horses stepping on the flying smoke not far away, white shadows like the moon, galloping towards.The copper bells on the horse jingle in the wind, just like the flying shadows of a frightened Hong Kong and the standing of white cranes.

???? Immediately, on the long street, thousands of people shouted: "Daoist Xu! Daoist Xu! Daoist Xu is back!"

???? Flying flowers all over the sky, everyone rushed forward, the little one was squeezed behind, all beat their chests and stamped their feet angrily, cursing "Get out!" When seeing the demeanor of the man on horseback, he saw a white shadow passing by, thumping away into the distance.

???? In the crowd:

???? "Hey? Gone?"

???? "Who is your uncle? If you hadn't stood in front of me just now, why would I not have seen Daoist Xu?"

???? "Blame me? I have no shit!"

???? "How do you talk—"

???? "Two! Two! Don't argue!"

????A clear and peaceful voice is like spring water in spring, sweet and fragrant.When the two strong men blushing like fighting cocks heard this, they both stopped clenching their fists and punched out, turning their heads in anger and spitting at the same time: "Who are you! You want to take care of it? !"

???? After all, when they looked up, they met a pair of smiling eyes, curved like a moon and clear like a spring.

???? The thin young man in front of him had a gentle face, and when he smiled, his dark peach eyes slightly lifted.He twirled a piece of foxtail with his left hand, and tilted his head slightly. After hearing what the two strong men said, he was not annoyed. Instead, he said with a smile: "Both of you are good men, so talk well if you have something to say."

???? A shorter burly man trembled for no reason when he met such a pair of clear eyes. He held up his momentum and said in a bad mood: "Heh. It's not my fault. You can reason with him!"

????The young man was still not annoyed when he heard it, but seemed to be earnestly absorbing something valuable. His jet-black eyelashes fluttered up and down, and the movement of turning the foxtail with his left hand became slower and slower. He raised his eyebrows and looked at the tall man. , said in a warm voice: "It's not a big deal if you can't slap a slap. Why don't you two break up like this? How about giving Daoist Xu a face?"

???? As soon as these words came out, the two who were cursing at each other couldn't help but stop.

???? The man was stared at by the young man trembling a little, his plump lips moved imperceptibly, as if after some careful thinking, he finally let out a breath, and muttered a curse in a low voice, Turning around, he squeezed out of the crowd, and disappeared in the next instant.

???? Seeing the other person leave, the short one knew that it would be embarrassing to stay where he was, so he didn't enter the crowd at all.

???? "Yo, it's strange—everyone said that like a wooden stake, the noble and arrogant disciple Xu actually had such a nosy day."

????Zhou Shangzhuo was wrapped in a black turban and had a thick beard on his face. When he was about to withdraw his hand from the shoulder of the boy in white, his shoulder and elbow suddenly seemed to be eaten by some insect. The playful expression froze suddenly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was just about to yell, but he could only make a "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" sound.

???? "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L G A G A ! How dare you put a silence curse on Grandpa and me?!)"

???? The black-clothed boy was blushing under the curse, scratching his ears, and looked very funny under the turban.When Xu Liangde turned around and saw this scene, he immediately bent over with a "puchi" laugh unceremoniously, and when he gradually calmed down, when he raised his head, there were still tears in the corners of his eyes from laughter.

???? Xu Liangde harmlessly pinched the foxtail in his hand to respond to Zhou Shangzhuo, and said, "Brother Yiqing, tell me, how interesting it would be if those new juniors saw you like this! Hahaha! I guess, I can’t be sure, there are some little junior sisters who are secretly in love with you hiding around, and when they see you like this, they should change their minds and fall in love with me!"

???? "Woo woo woo! (You fucking little bastard dare to play tricks on me! You're courting death!)"

????Zhou Shangzhuo opened his eyes angrily, as if he was about to call out the saber Eryi, Xu Liang hurriedly comforted him, tugged on the man's sleeve, and walked quickly to an alley with few people, Xu Liang He had to look left and right to make sure there was no one around, and then said to Zhou Shangzhuo, "Brother Yiqing, calm down!"

????Zhou Shangzhuo: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

???? Xu Liangde tried his best to hold back his laughter: "OK, OK, you have to make sure that the curse will be cast in a while, so don't make any noise to bring people back."

????Zhou Shangzhuo rolled his eyes, and it was clearly written on his face, "You really think I'm stupid!" Xu Liang shook his head, and silently swallowed the sentence "You look stupid" , before forming an array with both hands, a light blue fluorescent light slowly converged, and finally burst out with a bang, rushing to Zhou Shangzhuo's mouth.

???? "Huh—huh—oh, I'll go, what the hell is going on with Xu Liang?!" As soon as he recovered his breath, Zhou Shangzhuo immediately healed his scar and forgot the pain, and said fiercely, "Thanks to those People enshrine you like a god, so you might as well call it a suffocating curse just for your tattered banning curse!"

???? Hearing this, Xu Liang coughed a few times in embarrassment, and waved his hands: "Ahem, no one is perfect, if I'm really that perfect, all the juniors in the world will be so perfect." I'm coming, what can you do when Jie Shi?"

???? After finishing speaking, he blinked and said with an evil smile: "If it really doesn't work, I don't mind helping Brother Yiqing."

???? As soon as this was mentioned, Zhou Shangzhuo was like a cat whose hair had been tossed and frowned. He immediately jumped to the side vigilantly, and without a word, he pulled out his sword Eryi. The wind around him surrounded him in the center.When Xu Liangde saw this posture, he couldn't help laughing: "Oh, I'm just joking, Brother Yiqing, why are you so vigilant? Are you treating me like a demon cultivator?"

???? Zhou Shangzhuo snorted, ungrateful: "Don't tell me, Xu Liangde! Sometimes I really doubt you!"

???? "Do you doubt me?"

????Zhou Shangzhuo paused for a moment, widened his eyes and narrowed his eyes, with a serious face: "I suspect that you are—don't raise it!"

???? Xu Liang's smile froze: "You, say, what?"

???? Zhou Shangzhuo felt more and more that Xu Liangde's eyes were a little creepy, and his tongue trembled a little: "You, you, you said you, the chief disciple of the head of the Bugui sect, handsome and handsome, in the prime of life. Those who admire you can line up from the ground to the sky! Your master grabbed me a while ago and asked: 'When will Qiongzhi form a Taoist couple'. Grandpa and I were regarded as a matchmaker and gave you everywhere Arrangement. You are good, no one catches your eye! What do you mean by you?!"

????Xu Liangde didn't know when he rubbed the foxtail in his hand to get out the grass juice, and when the cool juice dripped on his hands, he suddenly came back to his senses and murmured: "What you said What's the matter, I don't have that—"

???? "Okay! It's rare for us to be together today, so let's make it clear! If you don't want to raise it, then what's going on? Speaking of which, you are really a big boss, and if you harm other girls like this, Damn it! Oh! I understand!" Zhou Shangzhuo looked at Xu Liangde suddenly with weird eyes, he jumped up and shouted, pointing at Xu Liangde and trembling, "You, you, you, you, don't you like men?!"

???? When Zhou Shangzhuo barked like this, he immediately startled the dogs around the alley.Immediately, the cry of "Woof, woof, woof" was shrill, and Xu Liang frowned. He first glanced at Zhou Shangzhuo who was covering his mouth tightly, and then hooked him casually.Immediately, a light purple flower appeared in the sky, glowing with a clear luster, and slowly flew from his hand to the place where the dog was barking.

???? Not long after the dog was calmed down, he turned around and said righteously: "I said, where did you get these weird things? When did you realize that I like men?" ? If I really like men, tsk, you are still alive?"

???? Hearing the first half of the sentence, Zhou Shangzhuo couldn't help being shocked. He didn't react until Xu Liangde finished speaking. He cursed secretly in his heart, and then stared at him suspiciously: "Yes, with the beauty of the master , if you really like men, I’m done—hey, since it’s not that you have a hidden disease, it’s not that you don’t like women. What’s wrong with you?”

???? As soon as Zhou Shangzhuo finished speaking, he showed a face of "hate iron but not steel", and he said to himself: "If I have so many women around me, I will wake up laughing from my dream! You ignorant boy ! Frivolous and arrogant!"

???? I thought this was a joke, but Xu Liangde was perfunctory as usual and let it go, but he really thought about it carefully.Zhou Shangzhuo raised his eyelids, and seeing Xu Liangde thinking seriously, his jaw was dislocated in shock: "No, Xu Liangde, you're really thinking about it, I just—"

???? "Actually, I have never understood what it is like for one person to like another. Brother Yiqing, let me ask you, what is 'like'?" Xu Liangde's clear eyes were rarely filled with curiosity , suddenly became shining brightly.There was a bit of a nasty smile on her clearly handsome face.

????Zhou Shangzhuo thought: "Ah! Boss is not serious, he is obviously a master flower picker and yet he came to ask me. Let's see how the young master blocked him!"

???? Zhou Shangzhuo pondered for a moment, and winked in the next second: "Oh, I'll go! Xu Liang knows that you are not a monk, why don't you even know this?"

????The last word is not enough to say, just listen,

????Tom tom tom——

???? A few white balls of light waved out, Zhou Shangzhuo's expression changed, and when he jumped up to dodge, he got hit by one first.

???? "Ahhh! I was wrong! Master Xu, please spare me!" Zhou Shangzhuo shouted like a pig, scratching his ears, and giggling from time to time.

???? "Cluck! Ouch, why do you have to do this! Cluck! It's itchy! It's itchy! Stop it!"

????Xu Liangde: "Then do you want to tell me?"

????Zhou Shangzhuo immediately nodded his head like a pest: "Tell me, talk right away. What, it's easy to like this thing. It's the kind between your parents--stop it for me! I can't take it anymore Wow!"

????Zhou Shangzhuo cried out in agony, his whole body seemed to be crawled by countless ants.

???? In the blink of an eye, he never noticed the slight change in Xu Liang's eyes.

????Xu Liangde chuckled, raised his head suddenly, half embraced his body, leaning against the wall behind him, and scoffed: "You bastard, what nonsense are you talking about? I want you to say it."

???? Zhou Shangzhuo felt more and more uncomfortable, and he simply scolded and said: "Why do you have so many shits!? I told you! It's just like your parents—ahh! It's so itchy! Stop it! Grandfather Xu, Grandpa Xu, ancestor, please! Hahaha! It's so itchy!"

???? Xu Liangde raised his eyebrows, and leisurely turned the foxtail in his hand: "As long as you say it, I will spare you."

???? Zhou Shangzhuo couldn't take it anymore, and jumped up and down: "Young master really owed you in the last life! That's all! Today, I will break the rules and tell you about it. Actually, hahaha, itchy, cough, come again, actually, about this'like The word ' means that on weekdays, there are a lot of happy buildings. It seems that when you are willing to stand beside a person and do anything for that person, ahem, maybe there is also that aspect, you will 'Like' that person. Hurry up, stop! A gentleman can't be dishonest!"

????Xu Liangde said "Oh" and tapped the foxtail in his hand. Zhou Shangzhuo breathed a sigh of relief and wiped off the sweat on his forehead with a wave of his hand.

???? Xu Liangde was leaning against the wall, holding the foxtail in his right hand, and the light stretched the shadow of the boy in white obliquely.

???? He said: "Is this liking? It sounds like it's not a big deal."

Zhou Shangzhuo, who had regained his breath, immediately shook his head steadily when he heard this, and looked at Xu Liangde with eyes full of compassion: "Boy, this is your pity. If you 'like' someone, you will know This is definitely the worst thing in the world! Well, it's all said and done, what kind of person do you think you will 'like' in the future?"

????Zhou Shangzhuo had a very good plan in mind. He first got some information out of Xu Liangde's mouth, and then sold it to those little masters

????sister.Thinking of this, Zhou Shangzhuo rolled his eyes, thinking that his idea was not too good.

???? Xu Liangde said nonchalantly, "Tell me first?"

???? Without thinking, Zhou Shangzhuo blurted out: "Simple! I will definitely fall in love with that kind of good-looking, docile and considerate woman in the future!"

???? Xu Liangde nodded silently, the answer seemed to be what he expected.Zhou Shangzhuo went up to touch him, and said, "Okay, I've finished my humble opinion. I don't know what Daoist Xu thinks about this matter?"

???? "Well, I didn't think so."

????Zhou Shangzhuo's eyes were wide open, and his mouth became an "o": "No way! You're so dumb—" Before he could say the last word "ban", he saw Xu Liangde raised his eyes and said seriously : "But since he is someone I 'like', I will like him no matter what. No matter his status, appearance or character."

???? Zhou Shangzhuo was delighted: "I didn't expect you to be such an idiot, and you are so easy to talk about love, so what if he is a man?"

???? Xu Liang shrugged, "As usual. Anyway, I 'like' and don't do other people's business. It doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman, poor or rich. I like it as long as I like it. ?”

???? As soon as this sentence came out, Zhou Shangzhuo immediately wanted to clap his palms and call out, "Daoist Xu is mighty! People he likes are so domineering", but the next second, the words came to his mouth, but he was swallowed down.He suddenly became vigilant, his usually loose eyes shot out a sharp light, and he turned his head to look at Xu Liangde, only to see that the other person's face was also slightly cold.

???? Xu Liang broke the foxtail in his hand with a "click", and said in a deep voice, "Shh, stop making trouble—"

???? After a moment of silence, Zhou Shangzhuo: "You feel it too, right?"

????Xu Liangde closed his eyes and nodded, "That's right."

???? "It's the water monsters from Xunnan City. They're here."

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