The cubs I picked up are gods

The sky resounded with the angry roar of the big tiger and the joyful cheers of the little dinosaur: "Ho Ho Ho—"

The audience looked up at the sky, dumbfounded: "???"

Live viewers: (○△○;)

It's too flamboyant.

However, in the next second, hearing the howl of the tiger, the audience gulped their saliva without saying a word, and looked at the sky with pity.

Poor tiger cub, how is his tail?

The corners of Shen Xi's eyes twitched, and he squeezed his forehead with a headache. He sighed helplessly, and his voice was crisp but unresolved: "Let go of the little tiger, come down."

I don't know how Mr. Shen did it,???? His voice was neither sharp nor loud, but it made the audience hear it clearly, and the clear murmur seemed to sound in the mind.

Hearing the roar of the itinerant dinosaur called by Shen Xi, it seemed that it was trying to survive, and immediately let go of the big tiger's tail.

Qiongqi's body suddenly hangs in the air for a second, and ???? falls rapidly: "...Damn it! You fucking!"

Fortunately, Qiongqi has wings himself, so he quickly changed his posture when he fell, spread his wings, and after sliding down for more than ten meters, he finally stabilized his body and stood dumbfounded by the audience. Under his gaze, he punched the little dinosaur with a meowing punch, and slowly flew down.

The little dinosaur who was beaten up inexplicably: "..."

audience:"…………"

The audience was divided into two groups regarding the incident of the tiger beating a dinosaur. One group of people thought it was a good fight, but if the bully didn't fight the dinosaur, he would lead people to the sky.Another group thinks that the little dinosaur is so cute, ???? He has a real temperament, why beat him!

No one could have imagined that the fact that the little dinosaur was slapped by the little tiger continued to simmer, causing inexplicable heated discussions.

This topic is like sweet rice dumplings or salty rice dumplings, which one do you eat?

Jin Baoer: "??"

Are people busy now?

Shen Xi smiled helplessly, "You are all doing well, go and rest first."

The performance of the Second Liao is really neat and uniform, like a very professional level, but the movements of the performers are perfect, but their expressions are numb and in a daze, and their eyes have no focus, like ten marionettes without souls .

[Also, it's quite neat, but how should I put it, it always feels weird! 】

[It's expressions, all of them are expressionless and scary to look at, but maybe this is what they want to express.After all, the song is still very powerful, in order to show a little stronger? 】

[Although the performance of the second room is very uniform, I still prefer the flip of the third room, which feels soulful. 】

The performance at No. [-] Liao came to an end, and the next step was to compete for endurance—a [-]-meter long-distance run.

[-] meters is really nothing to a monster, and the audience didn't pay much attention to this competition. However, in fact, the contestants in the fourth room can perform even more flamboyantly!

The commentator got the list of players from several villages, and glanced casually: "Let's take a look at each team's list of players. The first team is Mongolian horses and hares. As we all know, Mongolian horses are brave and tough long-distance running champions. In ordinary interstellar orc races, long-distance running has always been dominated by Mongolian horses, and it can be said that Mongolian horses have always been a long-distance running nightmare for other runners."

"The hare is also a strong athlete in long-distance running. It can be seen that the runners in No. [-] Liao are very strong opponents."

"Second Liao are two non-star field wild dogs. They won a very eye-catching ranking in the last competition. I don't know if they will continue their advantages and glory this year. Let us wait and see."

"Okay, we saw that the contestants from the No. [-] Liao have already appeared. These two contestants are old faces this year. They are the ostrich and pronghorn that we have raced in the [-]-meter race! Although they were a bit regretful in the last race , but I believe that in the long-distance running where endurance and speed coexist, they can display their racial advantages."

"Then, about the Fourth Liao..."

The commentary was off the hook, and the fans stretched their necks and looked forward to it, but instead he started chatting with the host: "Who do you think will be in the competition this time?"

"Well, I don't know who it is, but I'm looking forward to it. Speaking of it, the Fourth Liao has never disappointed the interstellar people. Who will it be? Is it Mr. Fox, who we have already had a game that shocked people, or that Where's the cute little unicorn?"

"Ah, they're out!"

The fans who screamed together with the host, they saw that it was a little wolf cub, and beside him was the little Aowu, who had just dressed the little dinosaur and was more affectionate. Lovely, very popular with fans.

Seeing it was Little Awow, many people in the audience cheered happily.

"Ooooooooooooooo!"

Although it's called Xiaoaowu, it sounds like a group of beast cubs waiting to be fed, and the picture is funny and vivid.

Xiao Aowu has done a live broadcast and is very good at managing his own image. He smiled sweetly, his eyes bent into crescents, he raised two tentacles, and made a big heart on his head, while the other two tentacles released On the lips, blew a kiss: "mua!"

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Xiao Aowu smiled, and led the somewhat nervous little wolf cub to the meeting point of the arena. The little wolf cub wagged his tail slightly.

【Ah, look, that little wolf cub is so cute!He's still wagging his tail! 】

【He looks so small!Are you five years old? 】

[Did you see his legs?what 's wrong?Mr. Shen Liao, are his legs metal?Am I dazzled? 】

The little wolf cub rarely appeared in front of everyone, and many people did not know this real wolf cub.

[Is this a wolf?I look like a husky, so cute! 】

The commentator and the host looked at each other, and the commentator said: "The two contestants in the fourth room, yes, they are our Aowu contestant and the little wolf cub. The little wolf cub has just passed his birthday and is already four years old."

The wolf cub's leg was injured before he came to No. [-] Liao. According to the data, he was chopped off by his mother.Fortunately, the bionic mechanical prosthesis has been installed, which is specially made according to his body, and it is master Shen's handwriting.It can be regarded as a blessing in disguise.

But these materials, the commentator is not going to mention, after all, belong to the little guy's **.

The host nodded, showing a little surprise: "You are still so young. I really admire the little guy's courage! Little guy, come on!"

The little wolf cub shook his ears, blinked his obsidian eyes, looked towards the rostrum, and met the host's eyes.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

The commentator smiled: "It seems that our little player is thanking you for your support. Huh? Wait a minute..."

【Ha ha ha ha!Isn't it a wolf?Why do dogs bark?Are you really a wolf? 】

Soon, more people came to their senses. They looked at the little wolf cub in bewilderment, and then turned their helpless and bewildered eyes to Shen Xi, hoping to get a chance to clear up their confusion.The host is very good at seizing the opportunity: "Mr. Shen, why does our young contestant call it that?"

The corner of Shen Xi's mouth twitched, "Learn it, we have a German Shepherd in our dormitory with outstanding abilities, so the little guy Mu Qiang will learn it."

Speaking of which, apart from learning how to bark like a dog, the little wolf cub also learned how to bark from other cubs.

Just like-

The little wolf cub was stared at by everyone, and he was a little nervous. He tilted his head and thought for a while, then opened his mouth, and the little milk's voice sounded very unprofessional: "Xilulu."

The audience was stunned: "????"

The little wolf cub shook his tail, and after a "woo hoo", he backed up, bent his two little paws at his heart, and howled like a little dinosaur, shaking his ears while barking, in an attempt to replace his little furry ears with pointy, furry ears. The pair of dinosaur wings.

For a time, the space was quiet.

In the next second, the sound of hahahaha resounded through the world.The audience was laughing to and fro, and the audience in the live broadcast room was going crazy with laughter. They slapped the table hard, and looked at the little wolf cub with love and affection.

[Hahahaha, the cubs in Siliao are so cute, are they so talented?Little guy, you shouldn't be a wolf, you should be a parrot!I don’t know why the last performance really pissed me off, it really looks like spirit, so fucking like! 】

[Little Dinosaur: Damn like me?My wings don't grow on my head! Humph! 】

[The fourth house is definitely not a monster house. Seeing how carefree they are, I know that their lives must be very warm and happy. Every little boy has his own unique skills, which can make fans like it , Mr. Shen Liao is still awesome! 】

[Contestants of the Fourth Liao, you have too many dramas, I want to say to this, please come more!I can!Ha ha ha ha! 】

Many fans found that there seemed to be countless sand sculptures living in the fourth house they were following.

It's really fun to watch!

It brings joy to people and makes people smile. Many passers-by fans or pure passers-by can't help being sucked into fans and fall into the vortex that can't climb out of Siliao. Everyone in Siliao is very cute and special. The little guy screamed.

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more weird, the host hurriedly coughed lightly to break it up.

"The [-]-meter race! Who will win the championship?"

Xiao Aowu is very confident with his chest up and his head up. Of course it is him. He has found the best running posture. Please rest assured that he is here, and the champion is his!Even if the world's real long-distance running champion comes over, no amount of stamina will matter!

Anyway, in the end he didn't need stamina anymore.After all, as long as there is enough inertia, what else does a bouncy ball need?Round and round and it's done.

After thinking about his own advantages, Xiao Aowu felt that he curled up like a ball, which was very suitable for long-distance running.

The two contestants in No. [-] Liao can be called Taishan Beidou in the long-distance running world, but they saw Xiao Aowu. In the past few days, they also had a little discussion. The unique running posture cracked.

Mongolian horses and hares have dead fish eyes at the same time.

The two were almost disheartened. Mua's!Don't beat me up, Siliao is shameless.

【Eh!The two champion seedlings from No. [-] Liao seem to have a wrong expression, what's wrong with them? 】

Soon, the audience knew why the Mongolian horse and the hare had dead fish eyes. As long as they saw the Aowu competition, no one would say "Fuck!" They stared dumbfounded at the round and discolored half transparent ball.

[This, what is this, lips trembling! ! 】

【puff!I am drinking water!I sprayed it all on the light brain in one gulp hahahahahaha! 】

[Damn it, what the hell is this hahahahahaha!Is your fourth house a funny family? Hahahahahahahaha...]

The little wolf cub ran fairly well, as did Mongolian horses, hares, and even wild dogs.

But one of these balls has a unique style of painting.

The big jelly turned into a prototype, curling up its tentacles, rolling them like real balls.

Rolling out in a circle, he seemed dissatisfied. The bouncy ball was not happy that he was not rolling fast enough, and suddenly opened its eight tentacles, turning into a vertically blooming pink jelly flower. He turned his body sideways, and the little The tentacles are straight and rolling.

The circular motion landed from the face of the body, and turned into eight tentacles rolling and stepping on the point.

So, the picture is very joyful and shocking.

After the pronghorn in No. [-] Liao ran around, Xiao Aowu had already turned around three times in a daze, and the speed was still increasing.In the next few laps, he no longer knew where he was, and his eyes were dizzy with mosquito coils, watching the lines on the ground sprinting and sprinting.

then……

He ran a full lap and a half longer than the other players before he lumbered off the track and hit the wall with a "slap".

The location is exactly the same as the previous giraffe.

audience:"…………"

[Hahahahahaha, you're so talented hahahaha, oh so cute, what the hell are the contestants in the fourth room?You guys are really letting ordinary players live hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...]

[Aww, have you considered the little wolf cub's feelings?I just asked if your running form could be done again. 】

【Really, this is the first time I know that an octopus runs so fast. Others have a four-wheel drive, but he has a rounded eight-wheel drive.Just by the number of claws, it wins, okay? !Those serious sports organizing committees, please think about it, recruit round players, they can not only use their claws, but also roll! 】

[Just ask if you accept it or not? !Isn't the fourth room just the knees?Give you give you! ! ! 】

The host didn't know what to say, so just applaud numbly.

Awow's competition was unexpected, as if it instantly broke the shackles of athletes who can only rely on their claws or hooves instead of their bodies. door.

Oh, it turns out that long-distance running can be so coquettish? !

【Ahhh!I am a fat man, but I am inherited from my ancestors!I wanted to join a sports team before, but they won't accept it!In the future, hehehehe, I can use woowu as an example, let's see who dares to be small and we are fat! 】

The hamster orc looked at Shen Xi dumbfounded: "Sir, Shen, your members are really amazing."

He could think of all this and even do it, he was completely convinced and had nothing to say.

Shen Xi waved her hands, pinching her forehead with joy.

He only asked about the training of the little brats, but he didn't really go to see the little brats' training. After all, he didn't want to put too much pressure on the little guys. As long as they worked hard, it didn't matter what the final result was.

Shen Xi trusted them a lot and never gave them any advice.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Aowu surprised him.

Shen Xi endured it, but in the end he couldn't hold it back, leaning on Shen Yuzhi's body and laughing, "Little Awow is so cute."

He almost never showed a smile other than a smile on weekdays, but at this moment, the handsome young man with crooked eyes, slumped on the marshal, showing a mouthful of small white teeth, immediately shocked the audience and the host who were paying attention.

The host stared blankly at Shen Xi, and even forgot his lines.

It's really beautiful.

When a very restrained person has a bright smile and a clear laugh, it is really attractive. At least the audience in the live broadcast room can't help but stare round, drooling and rushing to take screenshots, yelling.

【What a beauty!My brother can laugh so recklessly, it's really the first time I see my brother smiling so happily! 】

[Usually like an unblasphemy god on top of a mountain, now like a blooming lily, so beautiful! 】

[My brother is so beautiful!brother brother!I want to be your brother too! 】

【Jealous of Marshal Shen! 】

[Jealous of Marshal Shen +1!I decided to be Marshal Shen’s black man, why is he the only one who can sit next to my brother and enjoy my brother’s smile up close, woo woo woo, brother come to my bowl soon, I promise to worship you every day! 】

Shen Xi smiled for a minute and finally gradually restrained her overly exuberant joy, her black eyes flashed, and she saw Xiao Aowu stand up in a daze, and after taking an S-curve, she rolled on the ground a few more times, "poof" Laughed.

Xiao Aowu was dizzy, lost the last bit of motivation, and fell to the ground with a "paji", and he spat out a few bubbles with a "puff puff".

Liao Zhang, well, he tried his best.

[Little Awow can even spit bubbles, have you seen it?The bubbles spit out are in the shape of hearts! 】

[Hey, Bubble's appearance has changed, this is... Hahahahahaha! 】

[It turned out to be a mosquito coil. 】

[If you want to be a member of the Fourth Liao, you have to have some unique skills, don't you?This is the case with the little wolf cub, and the same with the little dinosaur. Now being a monster is so harsh, I really, can't imagine it at all. 】

[It's amazing my little woo, I'll give this bubble [-] points! 】

The corner of Shen Xi's mouth twitched, and his little girl was dizzy.

Shen Zhenzhi turned sideways and hugged Brother Xi, making him more relaxed and comfortable, with a little smile in his eyes.Today, the performance of the domestic cubs is good, and the advantages and disadvantages of each cub are also presented in his mind, and the training table is gradually perfected.

Xiao Aowu, who was not yet clear about what he was about to face, took a breath, regained his composure, and sat up.

Panting for breath, the little wolf cub ran over jolting.

"Wooooowowowowowowow!"

Xiao Aowu waved his hand, and vomited out a series of mosquito coil bubbles: "It's okay, I just spun around too much, I'm a little motion sick, and want to vomit."

The little wolf cub affectionately rubbed against the big bouncy jelly, and his little paws stomped on what might be his stomach.

The little jelly gurgled and trembled, and was stepped on and swayed left and right.

There is real love in this scene.

And even cuter.

The uncomfortable green jelly turned into pink jelly in an instant, and he smiled and picked up the little wolf cub with two tentacles: "Thank you brother!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

[Ah ah ah!I can!It doesn't matter if it's a wolf cub or a woo woo woo, I can do it!Little Awow must feel great!Look, he looks like a huge crystal jelly, I really want to take a bite, it must feel very good. 】

[The little wolf cub is so caring, he even gives Aowu a massage, but you must have learned it from the cat clan, stepping on it is stepping on milk!It's too cute to be held up by two little tentacles, and it's so cute to shake the little tail! 】

The little wolf cub has great stamina. Although he is only four years old, he managed to run No.4.

Except that there is no suspense, No.1 is Aowu, No.2 is the long-distance runner Mongolian horse in the first house, No.3 is the pronghorn in the third house, and the little wolf cub is ranked fourth and fifth. The sixth is an ostrich and a hare, and the seventh and eighth are two wild dogs from the second house.

The head of the second dormitory: I am fucking a dog!

These two players were the ones he was most confident of winning the award, but they still didn't get the ranking, not to mention not getting the ranking, but they were still at the bottom of the fucking bottom.Three games, three games at the bottom, the level of strength is extremely average and stable.

【Our No. [-] Liao won the championship again.However, the last champion was a wild dog, and this year's No. [-] is really not good. I can't help but speculate.I heard that the deputy head of the No. [-] Liao was arrested, and it is said that it was because of bribery. 】

[Could it be that those good grades before were all fake? 】

[I remember what you said. In the previous sessions, other players who were very likely to win the championship were either injured or ran away, and some even abstained.Now that I think about it carefully, I find that things are not simple! 】

[Think carefully and fear!I have a wild guess! 】

The head of the second liao didn’t say that he could barely squeeze out a smiling face. It was already difficult for him to maintain his expressionless face. At this moment, his face was livid, and the veins on his forehead were twitching. Surprised."

The hamster orc sneered: "It's really a surprise! We haven't won any awards in the past, and I don't know what happened this year. The same training, but there are many more powerful opponents, but we still won an award. Alas, it really is Are there fewer surprises?"

"By the way, I was very optimistic about the wild dog brothers in the second liaison. I remember their demeanor. Every year, two players won the championship and runner-up. It seems that they have reached the grade to retire. The second liaison is still The boss is the youngest."

The face of the head of the second house turned darker, I'll go to your mother to watch! !

Who knew that the Fourth Liao didn't play cards according to the routine, he was upright and had four legs, and his eight legs were enough for a foul, but he still rolled around. Is this still a way for people to survive?The head of the Second Liao was filled with strong qi in his chest, and he almost couldn't bear it anymore.

Thinking that he might suffer all kinds of ridicule in the future, the head of the second liao felt a burst of resentment.

Why!

The head of the second office sneered sneeringly: "It can't be helped, the grade is too old. It's a pity that the head of the house can't compete in person, otherwise I would be very interested in comparing with several head of the house."

Shen Yizhi grinned: Oh, huh.

The [-]-meter competition ended, and it was a program from Fourth Liao. It was the first time that Fourth Liao appeared on the show, and the actors were all S-level dangerous monsters. The gimmicks alone were enough to attract people.

All the monsters in the fourth house stand together, big and big, small and small, accompanied by strong beat music, you dance yours, I play mine, you somersault, I spit a ring of fire, immediately let the whole live broadcast room And the live auditorium lost the ability to speak.

After a long while, someone in the live broadcast room was charging the battery intermittently.

[Hahahahaha!What the hell?Are you serious about the Fourth Liao?Mr. Shen, where is your immortal appearance?What about your refined manners?What is this rehearsed for?Are demons dancing wildly? Hahahahahaha!I'm fucking dying laughing! 】

[It’s okay, it’s okay, can’t I be a fan of the fourth house? 】

[I can't find my head. 】

[Select the most memorable program, I will definitely vote for you. I can’t say it is hot, but it is very sandy. , I give you one hundred points! 】

Lilith, who was always quiet in the third room, couldn't say a word. She covered her mouth and giggled: "Mr. Shen, your program is really ingenious and memorable. It's really unexpected. I really admire the composer."

Shen Xi smiled gracefully and politely.

He also endured very hard.

want to laugh.

At the end of No. [-] Liao's program, the host nearly laughed and burst into tears. He suppressed his smile for a long time before he suppressed his smile. When he suddenly received the notification, his eyes widened.

"Hey, there seems to be a surprise in our program! Next will be the 400-meter relay of the members of the team that everyone is looking forward to! In addition to the three players, there will also be our leader! Please look forward to it! Since it is a sudden surprise , just give each dormitory 10 minutes to arrange.”

Shen Xi was startled, and looked at Shen Zhizhi suspiciously.

His eyes gradually darkened, and Shen Yuzhi smiled with his lips curled up: "Brother Xi, go, I believe in you."

The author has something to say: The head of the second office: Nima, why!

The head of the second dormitory: I’m just talking, are you serious? !