The cubs I picked up are gods

"Thoughts?" No. [-] Liu Xishi was stunned for a moment, "Which one?"

After being signaled to the neatly rolled "Two", ???? Number one was a little dazed and panicked. Is there really a trap?

After thinking for a while, he shook his head, and hurriedly added: "This question may have different answers from different angles, but I am a graduate of the Department of Mathematics, so one plus one equals two? The law of change, and it is an important node where all numbers start.”

Next, Liu Xishi described the mathematical explanation method of one plus one, which is really dialectics.

Shen Xi: "..."

Jin Baoer tilted her head, "You are very sensitive to numbers."

"Uh, maybe it's to accompany you every day." Liu Xishi paused, feeling at a loss, ???? This little brat is mixed with a group of big bosses. The picture is really strange, but he dare not not answer, ?? ?? After all, being able to live in harmony with a group of bosses is a skill in itself.

"Well,???? What do you think of One Plus Zero?" Jin Baoer looked Liu Xishi up and down.

Liu Xishi was stunned.

Liu Xishi pondered for a few seconds, still pragmatic: "One."

Jin Baoer happily pointed at the applicant: "Father,???? I think he is the star network maintainer of the Fourth Liao. This kind of rationality is very suitable."

Shen Xi said "um": "Do you like him very much?"

"is acceptable."

Except for her father's affairs, Jin Baoer is an absolutely rational character, and what he likes is this kind of pragmatism and rationality.

Of course, writing code also requires some unrestrained imagination. Jin Baoer asked a few more questions, Liu Xishi's mood was ups and downs when he asked, he came to apply for the job, and he was ready to be a toilet cleaning intern , he has reasons for having to enter the monster room.

But it seemed that it was better than he expected.

"Aren't you afraid of monsters?"

Liu Xishi's mind suddenly cleared up, his heart came, and he shook his head calmly: "I am watching your live broadcast, I have been watching it all the time, if they really hurt people, Shen Zong's shop has already been closed. But No, and no one reported it."

"In fact, I think it is a violation of human rights that the powerful orcs who run away as monsters are classified as monsters. They may have suffered too much pain in places we don't know, but StarCraft has no updated relevant data to refer to."

It's StarCraft's inability to keep up with the evolution of these orcs, not their fault.

Shen Xi didn't care too much about it at first, but after hearing Liu Xishi's abandonment of interstellar aesthetics and cognition, and expressing his unique opinions, he couldn't help but look at him dumbly.

"Why do you think so?"

Liu Xishi: "In ancient times, when gods ruled the world, natural science was born quietly and was regarded as a devil."

How similar it is now.

"Maybe gods have quietly appeared in the world ruled by natural science, but they are regarded as monsters." It seems to be joking.Liu Xishi let out a foul breath, his heart was pounding, he didn't know if his shocking words would cause discomfort to the big man.

But that's what he thought, otherwise he wouldn't have cared about applying for jobs at Monster's House.

Also, his best friend...

He never thought his friends were monsters. He was just like himself, flesh and blood, with feelings and dreams, but he was taken away as a monster just because of a runaway, and he left the familiar world, including feelings and dreams. was forced to destroy.

Thinking of this, Liu Xishi clenched his fists and took a deep breath.

Shen Xi nodded, "Your idea is very interesting, can you tell me why you have this idea?"

"You are Liao Zhang, do you care about those poor bastards who are regarded as monsters?" Liu Xishi opened his mouth, asked a seemingly irrelevant question, and then smiled, "My bamboo horse, my lifelong best friend ran away two years ago gone."

Shen Xi: "?"

"I know him very well. He has a gentle personality, is good at taking care of others, and cooks delicious food." Liu Xishi smiled, "But I haven't seen him for two years. I don't know how he is doing."

In fact, he has been very worried about the bamboo horse, don't tell him that monsters are scary, running away is the original sin.He doesn't believe it.

He was such a good bamboo horse, but he was escorted away without dignity.

Shen Xi smiled and said: "Do you think he is in the fourth house?"

"No." Liu Xishi shook his head, "He is in the third dormitory, and his risk level was detected as a, so he did not enter the fourth dormitory."

"So, you want to meet your friends through the Fourth Liao?"

"……Um."

Shen Xi beckoned, "Stretch out your wrist."

Liu Xishi: "?"

I don't know why, but be obedient.

The fingertips rested on his pulse, and the speed was very fast. This man was not as calm as he appeared. With a smile in his eyes, Shen Xi hooked his heart again. After glancing at the causal line, he nodded to Liu Xishi. head.

Liu Xishi was confused: "????"

What does it mean to feel the pulse and draw a picture on the heart?What were you doing just now?What is he looking at?

"Okay, you can stay." Shen Xi rested his chin, "One month later is the Liao sports meeting, and you are responsible for building the promotion network for the entire event."

Liu Xishi was dumbfounded, Liu Xishi was at a loss, he, he is from the mathematics department.

He has never learned the Internet!

However, this was much better than he expected, and he nodded vigorously: "Okay, I see, I will do well."

Although he can't blow rainbow farts, he can learn day and night, and he doesn't think he can't do it.

"Ah."

In one interview, Shen Xi gained five new employees. Some of these employees had never been to college, and some were professors from interstellar high-tech universities. The recruitment conditions of the fourth office were really eclectic.

When the official website of Siliao showed the five new members recruited after this big fight, the entire star network was almost paralyzed.

Not long ago, there were tens of thousands of applicants, but only five remained.

But why are they.

This is a recruitment rate of one in ten thousand, how strong are these five people.

[To be honest, I have applied for the job, and I was rejected in the first written test. You don’t know that these questions are not ordinary recruitment questions at all.There are new ideas for recruiters every year, but Siliao is very different. 】

[I tried to take care of idols nearby, and I have entered the second round of interviews, but I didn't succeed. 】

[Enter the second round?awesome!Take this honor and go to other places for interviews! 】

[Hahaha, what the hell is this?Is it considered capable if you enter the second round?Then, am I a genius who has entered the third round?What about those who entered the fourth round of interviews, and the ones who successfully applied in the end, aren't they devils? 】

[The logic genius upstairs. 】

[I went to the last round of interviews, but I automatically gave up.I am an associate professor at Interstellar University, and the annual funding for the project reaches tens of millions.It is impossible to enter the Fourth Liao to be a small clerk who organizes files. I think this is unreasonable.I originally came to the interview with reverence, but unfortunately, Siliao was different from what I thought, and I was so disappointed. 】

[Push upstairs!I also passed the last round. I worked so hard to get to the main star, and my daily expenses almost surpassed my one-year expenses, but just for the application of No. [-] Liao, I gritted my teeth and persisted, doing odd jobs every day to earn money to support myself.However, in the last round, I was not even allowed to meet face-to-face, and I was kicked out directly. There must be a dark scene. 】

【Push again!The last round of interviews in No. [-] Liao is not funny, let people write papers, and ask you how much one plus one equals. 】

[I'm actually very unconvinced, the one who didn't even go to school, why was he selected! 】

A few different voices bubbled up and immediately muddied the water, making the melon-eaters at a loss for a while. It turned out that recruitment was still a big thing, and sure enough, things related to the Shen family would make a fuss. There were new melons to eat every day, happiness .

Shen Jiazi's fans didn't believe it, and they all left the stage to support Siliao.

But there is also a wave of existence secretly trying to make trouble.

【Pooh!Obviously you can't do it!Why didn't you go to school?People can't be self-taught?Besides, going to school is not absolute?Isn't there still so many school bastards?Unemployed after graduation!You sunspots are really pervasive! 】

[Yes, this clearly demonstrates that my Senior Senior Liao is eclectic!You don't look for reasons on your own, you think it's unfair to come to Xingwang.I think you might as well have never been to school. 】

【Yes, as an associate professor...】

[I have experienced the last round of application, the truth of the last round is this, the test papers are both true and false, the true ones are the recruiters who will ask one plus one questions, and the false ones are because they are so cunning, watching us secretly, Anyway...]

[Upstairs and upstairs, what do you mean you haven't met a recruiter? Some people are self-inflicted. They peeked at the star network to check the information in the last round.I have met the interviewees before, and they are all first-class big shots. 】

[The big man gave you an interview with an unknown person, calling it disrespectful?Also, each of them is a powerful person in various industries. I don't believe that they don't have a discerning eye.Otherwise, how could it be possible to build such a huge family business? It must be your own problem. 】

[Yes, that self-proclaimed associate professor, I think you should stop being a professor and teach others, and start studying again. 】

[Sub-named beast! 】

[Beast! 】

Jin Baoer finally had a time to get close to his father, and for a while the monitoring of Xingwang was relaxed. When he woke up from the parent-child time, he found that the Internet had been fermented, and the fourth room was pushed to the forefront.

Jin Baoer: "..."

It wasn't a problem with the recruitment, nor was it a problem with the fans. It was an associate professor who, after being scolded by the network union, wrote an expressive and sharp-tongued survivor who committed suicide by jumping off the building.Although he was rescued in time, he also broke his leg.

[Fuck!This is suicide?Fans, are these innocent victims exposed online? 】

[Not so not so!Why did you commit suicide when you failed? 】

[Is this a question of suicide?This was forced to death by the crazy dog-like fans of the Shen family. They fleshed out the associate professor. Even if the associate professor complained online, it would be fine. Why did he expose his information on the Internet? Isn't that forcing people to die? 】

[Before, I always thought that the Shen family was very good. After this time, it was canceled and turned black. 】

[Speaking of it, I wonder why the Shen family is always on the trending searches. In fact, some of them are interesting to watch, but they are also annoying for a long time.Can't you just be yourself honestly and keep a low profile? 】

The fans of the Shen family's gods and beasts were so hot-tempered that they couldn't bear it, and ended up scolding them, but there were also rational fans.These fans inexplicably found out that something was wrong, so they rushed to the Golden Feather God and restrained their fans from stepping into the trap.

Jin Baoer narrowed her eyes.

[The Shen family's youngest golden baby v: I see.You control the emotions of fans. 】

【Xuan Bao: I understand, God!There must be someone playing tricks behind the scenes. 】

[Shen family's youngest golden baby v:. 】

Xuan Bao looked at the familiar "." and then looked at his newly changed name. She was speechless for a while, and she could even be said to be surprised. Is that cold and aloof Jinyu God the youngest child of the Shen family?Repay the gold baby...

In short, the style of painting is seriously inconsistent.

Jin Baoer didn't bother her father, but sent a message to the beast in the group that was basically half dead.

[1: Attention!Don't tell daddy!Link: @#￥%...&]

[Xi Huanhua Guardian: Received. 】

[You Ming: Heh. 】

[Brother's big treasure bird: What?What's this?What does anyone want to do to brother?Wait for me, I'll finish the mercenary business right away! 】

[Jiaojiao: Bah!It's all nonsense, I'm going to post a post, I want to confront those sunspots head-on! 】

[1: Be honest. @jiaojiao]

[1: I'll check it out. 】

[You Ming: Tsk. 】

[You Ming: The main star is dishonest, check these people @1[list.jpg]]

【1:. 】

[Jiaojiao: Huh?Have you seen who moved the hand?Tell me quickly, tell me quickly, I will go to their lair and scold them to death now!Awow, cheep, cheep, pissed me off, pissed me off!The tail hair fell out. 】

【Netherworld: ...】

[You Ming: Pull your tail off for you? 】

[Jiaojiao: ... Get lost, shameless old dragon! 】

Turning off the communication, Jin Baoer squinted her eyes, and frantically operated her little hands on the keyboard. She indeed tracked down one, but when she chased it, she found that it was countless spider webs. Building spider webs on the Internet, this kind of behavior...

just disgusting.

Jin Baoer's little face was tense, and she temporarily quit, holding her breath to write the virus code - aren't you making spider viruses?Then I will be a group of sparrows, and I will let you cross!I let you cross my network!

Then, the Starnet poisonous sparrow virus appeared on the Internet, and they screamed and rushed towards the spider.

However, the spider was wiped out, and the other party also disconnected in time.

Jin Baoer's black face.

Didn't catch it!

It was the first time after conferring a god that she missed, Jin Bao'er's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, she was very unwilling, and a surging emotion rose in her heart.

When the interstellar man who was surfing the star net inexplicably saw a spider running across the light screen and then chasing a sparrow, he was very confused.

What, what's wrong?

[Wow wow wow!Am I infected with a virus?A spider suddenly appeared on my light screen, spinning a web! 】

【Me too!Could it be that the Golden Feather God did something else? 】

[Quickly watch the news of the Golden Feather Great God. The sunspots in Shen Jiazi turned out to be some people who wanted to make troubles, deliberately made troubles, and then spread the virus. The sparrows made by the Golden Feather Great God are hunting these bugs. The spider hurried to find the sparrow! 】

【Yeah!My computer was stuck by a spider, and suddenly a sparrow flew over, and the web was ready! 】

[Golden Feather God is worthy of being a God, we must severely punish the one who released the virus! 】

【right!This is simply selfish! 】

[I just said that there is something wrong with the network dynamics this time, it seems too violent, it turns out that there is a wave of sunspots leading the rhythm. 】

[You all wake up!From this point of view, it was written and performed by the Shen family. What is Jin Yu capable of? This may be the virus and anti-virus software made by Jin Yu himself!Have you all forgotten the associate professor who is still lying on the hospital bed with a broken leg?He almost died! 】

[Don't say I really forgot about him!How about the associate professor? 】

[Look, he has spoken.Link: #￥%……]

The video is not long, with white walls, white bed, and white face. The associate professor is a pretty good-looking black panther young man. His lips are purple, and he is sluggish.

"I'm really fine. Thank you for your concern. I just haven't suffered from being fleshed. I was almost disfigured by someone throwing sulfuric acid on the road. When I got home, I saw a room full of broken glass and garbage. My star network also..."

"I'm sorry, what I said before was indeed biased, I hope you can forgive me, my family is innocent, please."

Just a few minutes later, someone posted a video in the form of a passerby.

The video shows a little girl wearing Shen Jiuwei's support uniform. She poured something on the associate professor with a ferocious face. I don't know what it was splashed on, but it made a squeaking sound when it fell on the ground.

[Fuck!Fortunately, I avoided it in time, otherwise it would really be disfigured!Shen Jiuwei's fan?It also……】

【Is the Shen family going to unify the world? !So angry! 】