Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

[I had a dream that day.

Because I found it very interesting, and because there were no extra pages nearby, I recorded the content of the dream in this novel whose second half is all blank and printed, which seems to have errors.

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In Yokohama, a port city known as the "Magic City", there lived such a group of children with special animal ears.

1. A detective cat who likes to squint its eyes and always protect a pile of snacks with the tip of its tail.

2. Because of his young age, his gait is unsteady, and he wobbles when he walks. He often steps on the white tiger cub who trips over the belt behind him.

3. In order to grow taller, I hugged the bottle and sucked it hard, but the result was often the orange cat who was pointed out and laughed at and would throw a tantrum.

4. He only wants to be praised by Mr. Bandage, so he deliberately puts on a straight face and looks like a fierce adult who loves to be brave.

and also--

A cat with glasses who can hold a pen in its mouth to help children complete their homework, a cat with a straw hat who can easily crush boulders with one hand, siblings who are super affectionate and compare their tails to hearts, and cats with sharp four claws who can disembowel fish proficiently A cat wearing a golden butterfly hairpin.

And it's not particularly important, the hair is getting thinner, and the blond red skirt loli cat is always used as a rag-the only cat who can't transform into a human form and has no cat rights.

Everyone lives happily in a kindergarten named "Yokohama Kindergarten", being cared for by Mr. Bandage who loves to do things that are not allowed by jj, and a silver-haired kimono swordsman who feels that his life is complete, happy live every day.

But one day, the tranquility was broken.

Around the streets of Yokohama, a ghostly milky white fog began to float.

These fogs obscured the stars and the moon, making everything around them blurry, mysterious, and full of danger.

——In the mist!Hell Knights appear!

And this huge Hell Knight quietly moved behind him while the kitten who traveled here was not paying attention...]

"careful!"

The kite-colored pupils trembled suddenly, and Dazai seemed to want to remind Yuanyi of the crisis behind him, but it was already too late.

Under the cover of the fog that was too obtrusive to the eyes, a huge monster that approached quietly at some point jumped at the unsuspecting boy in uniform who was standing with his back facing him.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

The cubs huddled in a group naturally saw the crisis scene before them. They screamed or piled up in fear or excitement to form a mountain of dumplings. blood moon.

Those are two huge eyes belonging to beasts...

Yuan Yi and Ranbu Meow, who were closest to the danger, didn't react much.

Accompanied by a gust of wind brought by the huge monster approaching quickly, one tall and one short were knocked down by the impact of the blind moment. In the next second, the huge mouth of the abyss opened, and the moist breath rushed towards the face. And then……

"prprprprpr~~"

The red tongue, which was bigger than the size of an adult, frantically flicked on the expressionless face of the attacked boy, and a golden retriever with a measurement of three meters clearly appeared in the mist.

The eyes are pierced with circles of Alpine lollipops, and he doesn't look very smart.

Not only that, but there are huge exaggerated wings on its back, which look like graffiti drawn by a three-year-old child. At first glance, it seems that the funds are insufficient...

"What the hell is this...?"

Osamu Dazai stuck his hand in the air as he was about to react in a stressful way, his eyes took on the shape of a half-moon, and he made a speechless remark.

"—Yes, it's a dog!!!"

On the contrary, there was no fluctuation in his heart, and even a little speechless. A small group piled up at his feet, like a bomb dropped on an unsettled lake, and the cat cubs present screamed and screamed one after another.

Only a certain Akutagawa rabbit mixed with it, which was not inscribed in its genes to be afraid of large dogs, just looked left and right for unknown circumstances, and finally imitated the cats scattered around and raised its short hands to hold its head, trying hard Make an act of fear.

Except for the lop-eared rabbit who has a slightly different style of painting from his friends, the Luanbu Maomao here has completely let himself go.

"Huhaha! I will specially designate you as the exclusive mount of the world's number one detective! Duck!—"

Saying that, I don't know when, along the golden fur, he climbed up to the big Gouzi's narrow-eyed cat cub in front of his finger, and opened his mouth to show his sharp cat teeth, and he greeted him aggressively.

"Wow!"

And then, the big golden retriever stared at it with four claws, and the thumping, thumping artist's clumsy wings flew off the ground.

This time, not only Dazai, but also Enichi, who was covered in golden hair all over his body, had a dull expression.

This is not over yet, what's even more bizarre is that all kinds of colorful animals with wings behind the mosquito coils began to appear in the sky one after another, and the world seems to be on the verge of collapse.

On one side, the orange Chuya kitten was caught in the air by a flying orange giraffe, kicking his legs angrily and cursing, "Put me down, you are only tall if you have a long neck" with strong personal emotions words.

On the other side, Miyazawa Maomao’s straw hat was taken away by a zebra-striped cow. The latter took a leap of faith and jumped several meters, grabbed the cow’s tail and was taken to the sky. Other kittens of the sky.

In addition, the white tiger cub, which was startled by the crowing of a chicken pinching its neck, opened its tiger eyes in a daze, hiccupped in surprise, and woke up.

After Dazai murmured "Oops", the angry young tiger got up feeling very wronged, cried loudly and twisted his body, no matter how hard he tried to coax him, he yanked at the bandaged man's hair to express his dissatisfaction .

The scene was once in chaos.

"That's why I hate children..." Dazai *about to be bald *Jie endured the pain with tears in his eyes as he grabbed a strand of hair that was being tortured with the white tiger in his hand, "Let go! Dun-jun! Even if it's a baby You can't be forgiven for doing this kind of thing... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! QWQ"

So, before he completely became the kind of person who was troubled by hair like Mori Ogai, he shoved the crying white tiger cub into Enichi's hands as witty as a Dazai shoved a burden.

"I'll leave it to you, Don-kun! I'll go get Mr. Ranpo back!"

Saying so, he fled the scene irresponsibly.

Yuanyi: "..."

System: Mr. Dazai, do you dare to be more shameless?

The rest of the juvenile, who was in a hurry and didn't know what to do to comfort him, patted the cub's head again and again, and patted his back again and again. He tried many methods but still failed.

The little baby who was woken up was still crying pitifully with a bulging bun face and big beans, until the former had a flash of inspiration and used the ultimate stunt-the omnipotent lifting of the baby's treasure.

"Fly, fly high, fly high..."

The red-eyed boy spoke in a flat tone, speaking in a stick-reading tone, while holding the tearful tiger cub high above his head.

"!"

The tear-stained baby white tiger just stopped crying. After blinking its big tiger eyes covered with tears, it laughed innocently, and stretched its short front paws to reach him. Lift up the face of the tall man.

Seeing that the child finally had a smile on his face and stopped crying, Yuan Yi was ready to breathe a sigh of relief.

It's just that the breath was not finished, and at this moment, a strange bear puppet flew by his side with a "swoosh", and he caught it in his hand by conditioned reflex.

What is strange is that the puppet, who was clearly still moving fast just now, found that someone had grabbed Destiny's nape, and immediately stayed still and skillfully pretended to be dead.

Yuanyi moved his eyes suspiciously, and found several clear text boxes popping up above the head of the yellow bear plush toy.

[Hey, ah, ah, so dangerous, so dangerous, I was almost discovered]

[Where did Sakura go?Such a big fog can't find it at all!hateful! ! ]

"...?"

Sakura...who is it?

Just when he confusedly read the second name in his mind, he realized that he was bumped into by someone behind him again.

Yuanyi: oo

Well, recently, I have been touched a lot.

Yuan turned his head and reached out to help the girl who was about to fall backwards.

"Ah...thank you?" The short-haired girl hid the stick-like object behind her back, scratched her head and smiled embarrassedly, "It was so foggy that I couldn't see it clearly. I'm sorry that I bumped into you, big brother."

Shaking his head and saying "it's okay", Yuan tilted his head and glanced at the girl's slightly avant-garde outfit, and the term "cosplay" couldn't help but come to mind.

"Ah!...Xiao Ke!"

Over there, the girl cried out in surprise when she saw the little baby in the boy's hands taking out the plush toy with its ear biting it.

"Is this your thing?"

Yuan lowered his head, patted Huzi's furry paw, snatched back the teddy bear in his arms, and handed it back to the girl.

Kinomoto Sakura was just about to accept the thank you, when a huge pink dragon monster suddenly appeared in front of her eyes. Because it was so abrupt, both of them were taken aback.

"Not good... the direction Mr. Ranpo left before..."

Glancing at the general location where the dragon was going, Yuan Yi suddenly had a bad feeling.

The situation was urgent, Xiao Ke didn't pretend to be dead, he fluttered his wings and flew up, calling out to the girl.

"Sakura! Use the 'big name' you subdued outside."

"Huh? But..."

"There's no time to be shy!" Xiao Ke said anxiously, "If this goes on, the world created with 'Creating Cards' will be forcibly destroyed by the giant dragon... At that time, the whole of Yokohama and the dreamers, including Sakura and me, will be destroyed. Trapped in it forever and never getting out!"

Sakura: "But that big brother just rushed over!"

Xiao Ke: "Huh huh huh?"

The yellow bear puppet looked back with a wink.

Sure enough, there was still the shadow of the boy nearby at this time, only Sakura Kinomoto was holding the baby and staring into the distance with a cute face.

"And, that monster," the girl weakly stretched out her finger and pointed in front of her eyes, broadcasting in real time, "The big brother has also grabbed its tail and knocked it down."

Xiao Ke turned his head again, and sure enough, the soul-spitting dragon was twitching its front paws, and the little star turned its head and fell to the ground, unable to get up again...

Xiaoke: O mouth o

Xiao Ke: Is this the upgraded version of Ultraman that can fight without transformation? ?

——Yokohama, Yokohama is really a place where many talents are born (bushi)!

"Now! Sakura!" said Xiao Ke who came back to his senses, "I feel that the power of 'Creating Cards' has weakened, and this is a great time to subdue it!"

"I see! Xiao Ke can help take care of the white tiger baby."

"I will handle it!"

……

Next up is magical girl time.

The gorgeous magic circle unfolded in an instant, the wand waved the cards and flew, and the girl leaped forward with faith and rushed to the monster.

And then……

Sakura: "Kuro, in the name of Sakura, I order you—"

Yuanyi: "0.0?"

Sakura: "Hurry up and change back to your original form!!!"

Yuanyi: "OO???"

As the girl gave an order confidently and skillfully, the fog cleared and the abnormality was resolved.

The dream formed by the interweaving of supernatural powers and Clow cards distorts and shrinks in an instant, completely disintegrating.

All the small animals with kittens and wings flying around also disappeared, gathered together and turned into new cards.

"Creation", successful recycling.

……

……

When the dust settles, everything returns to normal.

Yokohama woke up from this weird dream, and Enichi also returned to the original timeline because the bazooka effect on his body was exhausted ten years ago.

After experiencing this incident, people from all walks of life who had the same dream because of magic cards and supernatural powers have their own feelings after returning to reality——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Kinomoto Sakura hugged the pillows and rolled around on the bed socially, "When casting magic and chanting spells before, That big brother has been looking at me with the eyes of a subway grandpa looking at his phone!!"

"What a shame woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Because it's a dream, I will definitely forget it! I will definitely! I will! I will! I will!"

In a certain bookstore, a man's bandage-wrapped fingers caressed a red shell-bound novel on the bookshelf.

"Oh yeah? That author has published a new book again? Let me take a look, um, "Complete Hair Growth Handbook"?" Squinting his eyes, recalling the vague memories left in his dream, the smile on Dazai's face gradually faded. disappear.

After a long silence, he tilted his head and smiled lightly in relief, and took the new book off the shelf: "Just in case, just buy it~"

In the Whirlpool Cafe on the first floor of the Armed Detective Agency building, a young man with a dark brown beret on his head is puffing up, sipping a bean paste snack in each hand, and complaining indistinctly to himself with the corners of his mouth full of crumbs.

"Huh huh huh huh!"

"The golden throne that Ranpo-sama finally possessed! I am so unwilling!!"

Atsushi Nakajima in the staff dormitory got up slowly from the bed with disheveled hair, rubbing his eyes in a daze.

"I had a strange dream..." He tried his best to recall something, and muttered in a low voice, "I feel like I did something very rude to Mr. Dazai."

"I don't really remember... Haha, hahaha."

Akutagawa was still sleeping, and said words in his sleep: "I am not lying... I am really a cat, uh, n, nya, meow~~"

Yin who just came to wake up his brother: "..."

[Do, doki! ]

[so cute……]

"What kind of dream will it be?"

The Hong Kong and black gravity sat on the edge of the bed with his fluffy hair, holding his mobile phone and muttering to himself while browsing the web——

"I had a dream of flying in the sky... and a dream of a hideous dead mackerel."

"On the Internet, it is said that this kind of dream is a precursor to growing taller. Does it mean that I will grow taller again?"

After thinking about it, he scratched his hair irritably and put down his phone.

"Tsk, how could I believe in such superstitious things?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was wearing a nightcap with a sky-blue cat pattern on it, was wandering in the bedroom at this time.

"This kind of empty mood, I feel like I've lost something very important..."

His eyes became sharp, he stopped and looked ahead: "Is it... an illusion?"

And as for a certain house in a certain place ten years later, the high school boy who witnessed the scene of the magic show of a girl who was too shocking and suffered a big shock and opened the door to a new world because of a glimpse in his dream, at this moment...

Yuanyi: "Magical girl... so handsome."

Yan Sheng: "?"

Turning his head to meet his own brother passing by with a toothbrush in his mouth, the young man walked forward with a blank expression and staring eyes, and excitedly held the other's hands.

"My lord, Yuanyi is no longer a human being!"

"???" Yan Sheng's pupils trembled, "Yuanyi, what's wrong with you, Yuanyi?"

"Ah, does Xiao Yuan also want to become a magical girl?" the mother with a gentle smile asked as she passed by.

Received the response that the little stars continued to nod wildly.

Hei Simou, who was watching everything indifferently, crossed his arms and looked at this young boy, and then at the other adult boy who greeted him good morning and had grown into a macho.

Magic brothers are about the same price... he thought.

Ever since, today's Yokohama and the world are still peaceful and tranquil.

Extra Story, Yokohama Chapter

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The author has something to say: Damn, "Magic Card" is really good to watch orz

The source of inspiration here is Episode 31 of "Cardcaptor Sakura"

I feel that the settings of "creating cards" and "book" are similar

So I did it

以及，还剩下鬼灭世界的番外，猎人不太想写了……orz感谢在2020-08-0216:21:27~2020-08-0515:56:04期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: chuya is the cutest, 1 bottle of Ting Zihe;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!