Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

Hello everyone, I am a system that has not been online to meet you for a long time, and I know that no one misses me.

All in all, a quick rundown of what I'm doing these days.

First of all, after my host was mistakenly sent back to modern Yokohama by other systems and settled down, I quietly left the host and began to search for the whereabouts of my "substance"—that is, the "book" in this city. .

The result is naturally not found.

Otherwise I wouldn't be here now.

The wordless novel that can fulfill people's wishes was accidentally picked up by someone or hidden with ulterior motives, or it was forgotten in a small corner that could not be easily found (probably only the author of the original work) I didn’t know), anyway, I decided to give up after trying so hard to search but failed.

In this way, after finding and returning to the host, because there is no "book", the memory of the system itself is naturally not enough, so there is an unfortunate news-the host will have and will only have the only one supernatural power in the future.

However, since the host itself is very powerful, both in terms of combat and self-repair, the values ​​​​are against the sky, so I am not too worried about this.At the beginning, I worked hard to find the book just to let the host go home smoothly.

After all, this world, Yokohama, is not his original home after all.

And it's a pity that the book stores many relevant memories of the host's last time in Yokohama with the simple people in Yokohama.

But now that there is no "material body" as the carrier of these memories, the host will not remember many things.

Fortunately, even though the host doesn't have the impression of that time, everyone in Yokohama still takes good care of him and has a friendly attitude——

After so many years, the detective boy who still has a boyish face will give snacks that he doesn't want to give to anyone without hesitation to the curious host who looked over.

(President: Are you sharing snacks again... so cute, let's buy more).

Now the face is not wrapped with bandages, and other parts of the bandages are as usual. Since the host came, he no longer fished in water at work, but played with cats in water instead.

(Everyone: Is there any difference!?)

(Kunikida: You are not allowed to rub cats during work! Not even after get off work! You can’t rub your hair like this even if it’s fluffy!! [Snatch it])

Mr. Tall Man with Braids no longer punches Mr. Bandages all the time, but considers that the host, a kid, is not good at using violence at will. In the future, every time he beats (crosses out) and advises lazy colleagues to work hard and start a new life, he will go out and turn right .

(Everyone: Go farther away before you start, Mr. Kunikida, the whole building can hear that terrible noise)

It has been a few years since Miss Yu Xieye, who has awakened the terrible habit of "love to cut people into pieces and then put them back together", will use her beloved hatchet to cut watermelon for the host to eat.

(Nakajima: Stop it, Yosano-san! Watermelon is so pitiful!!)

(Everyone: And cats, don't stare at them with the eyes of "opening the door to a new world"! Wake up!).

In addition, because the host was attracted by a cat-like white tiger boy (fluffy), it seems that he has awakened the white hair control since then, so every time he sees the president of the Armed Detective Agency calmly drinking tea, he will unconsciously go to him , reaching out to reach the opponent's white hair...

(President: ￥!!! I... Where is my reassurance?)

Often at this time, the superficially calm president would shake his hands so much that he would scatter the tea on the table. Seeing this situation, Ms. Haruno Qiluozi always had a melancholy look on her face, worrying about the health of her president's wrist.

(Ranbu: Did the president touch the cat today? No. He managed to hold it back again, creaking, creaking, chewing=√=).

——Then there are those new faces.

The guy with the straw hat on his head likes to drag the host to eat beef rice bowl to show his friendliness.

Before eating, they imitated a gentle bartender in Ikebukuro, carrying vending machines or telegraph poles, chasing prisoners to play pre-dinner sports.

After eating, they lay down on the table to sleep together, and were finally taken away by Wu detective colleagues who were found, and they got along very well and had a good relationship.

(Two people sleeping: one elder brother, two elder brothers... moo zzzz[Happiness smashes mouth])

(My colleague, Mrs. Kunikida, who carried one in each hand: ??? What the hell?)

And there's the unbelievably close brother and sister of the Armed Detective Agency...

Brother Jun: "Huh? Does Xiaoyuan have a brother?"

Sister Sang: "Want to become as good with my brother as we are? No problem! Naomi will teach you every step of the way!"

Brother Jun: "Wait! Naomi, can't the two of us be used as a reference? ... Hey!!"

Sister Sang: "Ah, brother, what are you talking about? If you spoil the fun like this, you will be punished~?"

Brother Jun: "Wait, wait, wait! It's straight and straight! It's not allowed there! ... The kid, the kid is still staring at me, this kind of thing will be done after I go home at night..."

Sister Sang: "Ah, that's right, I'm sorry Xiaoyuan, you go outside to play a little bit, we can solve it soon here. I'll teach you later~"

Brother Jun: "Ah! Wait! Wait! Don't go, Yuanyi! Help, save me! Hey, ah, ah, ah,~~"

Then, the host has not been able to figure out why the relationship between the brother and sister is so good, and the two are still envious when they see the sticky, loving and interacting.

By the way, although the essence of the host is still the mascot of the armed detective agency.But in fact, like the white tiger boy, he is also a full-fledged member who has passed the entrance examination.

That day, when the boy in Nakajima was undergoing an assessment, Yuanyi was intentionally dismissed, and went home with Ms. Haruno Qiluozi to meet the three-flowered cat raised by the latter's family.

After Nakajima Boy finished his assessment, the Armed Detective Agency arranged for fake bombs again, planning to repeat the incident of angry youth Tanizaki kidnapping hostages and seizing the detective agency.

It was Dazai who suggested that.

"Isn't that good?" Atsushi Nakajima, who had been frightened for a while, raised his hand after learning about it, and said weakly, "The other party is just a child after all."

"I really want to see his expression when he is frightened." Osamu Dazai admitted with a smirk and a cat mouth.

"It's too bad!" Kunikida pushed the glasses and somewhat disagreed with this proposal.

"Although I really want my brother to tie it up again," the black-haired JK rubbed his body against the chestnut-haired boy's arm, "but if it's a child, will it cast a shadow on him or something? .”

Shrugging, Dazai finally took out his phone.

An Xin's voice that was familiar to everyone came from inside: "It will be fine, after all, it is the child, I believe, and the reasoning made by the detective also shows that he can pass this test perfectly."

Everyone looked at each other.

"I see."

"Is that right?"

"If it's Mr. Ranpo saying it, then there's no problem."

"Since it is a child recognized by Mr. Ranpo, then there is no need to worry too much."

Kunikida also lowered his frown and nodded secretly.

Compared with Dazai at the scene, it is obvious that the owner of the voice transmitted over the phone is more reliable in his heart.

Atsushi Nakajima: "?"

Why do you think the people in the Armed Detective Agency have double standards?

Is it his delusion?

……

Such and such.

When Yuanyi was brought back to the detective agency to witness the large-scale scene of the whole club's crazy drama, the little guy slowly approached the bomb rage and the hostage (played by Tanizaki brothers and sisters) in front of everyone's surprised eyes...

Afterwards, Yuan asked blankly how the relationship between the siblings became so good.

Tanizaki Junichiro: "?"

Tanizaki Naomi: "?"

Everyone: "Huh?"

"Has it been dismantled so quickly??"

The white tiger boy covered his face, and shouted (vomited) everyone's questions (groove) very loudly.

"Besides, how do you know that there is a blood relationship?? It's obviously not the same at all!"

[And this (referring to the kidnapping) can be seen from where it is a good relationship...]

[What is the definition of a good relationship for this child? ]

When he yelled, everyone was discouraged and couldn't continue the performance. Instead, they gathered around curiously to look at the cat-eared child whose eyes were full of lemons and watched the scene of Wuzhen brothers and sisters hugging each other.

"It must be someone's endless love for my elder brother who cannot be suppressed and overflows. I blame Naomi for being bad. When Naomi returns, she will definitely make up for her elder brother and do everything!"

"I got it! Naomi! Don't shake anymore! Naomi Naomi! I'm so dizzy! I'm going to die! Gulu Gulu Gulu...(foaming at the mouth)"

"..."

In short, after this, the host was successfully recognized for reasoning ability and joined the Armed Detective Agency.

After watching this preserved video, I couldn't help but smile with a smile on my lips.

Why can the host see so many things at first glance.

In fact, it's not just his own ability to "see through the world". It can be seen that the kidnapper (Brother Gu) and the hostage (Sister Gu) have various intuitive information including heartbeat and blood flow in their bodies, and it can be deduced that this is just a show. .

In addition, because of the binding of the system program, all the mental activities of the people around can be easily seen through the text box.

For example, at that time——

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[-], is so handsome!So masculine, so awesome, I like it~~ Brother, please be more aggressive towards me! ! ]

[Will this pose hurt Naomi?Ah, what about this?No, no, it’s too easy to reveal your secrets like this, and it’s still like this... I’m sorry Naomi, um, the expression, my expression needs to be more fierce and realistic, I can]

[I remember that child seems to have no previous memory... Hey, why do I feel that his eyes staring at the bomb are so strange?As if I'm going to say "I'm starting" in the next second]

[Gahahaha, Kunikida-kun is so stupid, I knew he would throw stones]

[What's the matter with that newcomer? Didn't Mr. Tony cut his hair casually?And the belt behind the butt that steals the spotlight makes me laugh so hard why no one complains, hold back and hold back I’m still acting now I can’t laugh I can’t laugh]

[......]

Probably something like this.

I don't know if this is acting, there is a ghost.

……

Besides, after I return to the host.

On this day, a client lady with yellow hair and wearing a suit came to the Armed Detective Agency.

This lady is from the Mafia side, and her name is Higuchi Kazuyo.

Obviously, apart from me and the host who can read the text box, other people probably don't know her identity.

Hmm... However, Mr. Bandage seemed to have anticipated something, and he didn't forget to stuff the bug into the opponent's pocket when he went up to mop up.

Although the tragic consequence of doing so is that Mr. Kunikida entrusted him with proficiency and beat him as a pervert.

[Light wax for him jg]

Miss Mafia’s false entrustment was to go with the boy Baihu and the brother and sister who were so close to each other, but after listening to my whispers and suggestions, the host proposed to replace the two brothers and sisters and Baihu without revealing the person in front of them. go together.

Although Miss Mafia was a little surprised that this little kid, who was not even taller than an adult's waist, would take the initiative to ask for a job.

And because of the maternity mentality at work, he looked up and down at the Armed Detective Agency with disapproving eyes, questioning how they could hire such a young child laborer.

Fortunately, in the end, the host went smoothly with the young white tiger and followed Miss Mafia.

If the calculation is not wrong, maybe he will meet "that person" at that time.

No, to use the slang here, it should be "that bad dog".

I don't know if the host likes a rabbit with lop ears? (cross out)

Cough, ignore the last sentence.

It's time to help the host get a superpower to play with.

——I thought so.