Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

The wind leaked in through the narrowly slit window and lifted the dark curtains.

In the early morning, Yuanyi opened his eyes, but he didn't see the bandaged fake brother who brought him back last night, but...

"Are you awake?" The dark golden man moved a small chair to look at the notebook in his hand, and pushed his reflective glasses, "What do you want for breakfast?"

Men belong to the type with their own coercion, who will involuntarily frown and present a serious face.

And after hearing the content of the words in the mouth almost in a soft voice, I couldn't help but associate it with severely contrasting words such as "housekeeping" and "good mother".

Staring silently at the strange man in front of him for a few seconds, after staring wide-eyed for a moment, the child with disheveled hair on the bed tentatively asked, "...Little fish?"

A few minutes later, Kunikida, who went out with Enichi in the standard baby-holding posture, began to swear along the way and complained that some bastard contacted him early in the morning and said that he had called himself in case of an emergency. He was cheated, kidnapped and dragged into the house, leaving behind a child who was still awake and needed to be taken care of by others. It was a shameless act of turning around and doing nothing.

"Because it's too troublesome to take care of children~ so I leave it to the almighty Kunikida-kun~~" Imitating Dazai's vicious smile, the next second he resumed his angry and disgusted expression, Kunikida gritted his teeth and waved his small fists towards the air , "—That guy must think so! It's completely irresponsible."

"I really don't know what kind of disastrous situation it will be for this kind of guy who doesn't have any plans to idle around and think about it, talk about marriage and become a father in the future. I can't even imagine it!"

Instinctively expressing dissatisfaction with his headache partner, the top of his head is steaming like a boiling kettle, his eyes are in an inverted triangle shape, and the braids on the back of his head are bouncing up and down during the whole process to show his owner's anger, which makes him curious Yuanyi, who went to see it, wanted to reach out his hand several times to grab Iba Kunikida's main body No. [-].

The No. [-] body is glasses.

The second body is a pigtail.

Nothing wrong √

Of course, Kunikida is just used to greeting his bastard colleagues who push everything on him, and he doesn't think the child sitting in his arms is troublesome.

The small group huddled in his arms barely made any big movements all the way down, although his head turned slightly from time to time with fresh and curious eyes looking around, other than that, he was as well-behaved as a small doll with its own body temperature.

It was the same at Dazai's house just now.

Raise your hands when you are asked to raise your hands, and raise your legs when you are asked to raise your legs.

Putting on socks is very easy and not noisy at all.

Although taking him out and asking someone to follow him seemed to be more resistant and vigilant, but after patiently explaining his identity and situation, the child who understood nodded and followed him away.

Kunikitian has tall legs and long legs. After walking for a while, he found that the short legs behind him were struggling to keep up with the child who was trying to keep up with the big strides. His small body was uncontrollably bouncing and chasing after him.

As the child approached and smelled the fragrance, the soft hair would occasionally rub against the man's chin. Even a tough guy would be provoked to a soft part of his heart at this moment.

Not only that, it seemed that the child was embarrassed to be carried around, and felt that it was troublesome, so he was afraid that Kunikida would be fanning the artificial self-rotating electric fan with his small hand on the face along the way.

Although it will not stir up many winds, but the heart is conveyed.

Well-behaved, not noisy, able to communicate.

Obedient and understanding.

I can't help complaining to Jae Yi every day, but I can listen patiently without making small movements or disturbing, and I have a good-looking face.

Perfect, Kunikida is very satisfied, extremely satisfied.

Wonderful, isn't this exactly the image of his ideal children?

In the refreshing breeze, the corners of his mouth raised an arc, and the man conjured up a small book and a newly bought fountain pen that was scratch-free and perfectly reflected the sunlight, ready to write.

ideal offspring...

Just record it behind the ideal type of perfect wife candidate √

The abacus was good, and he paused slightly to write the first stroke of the nib, but at this moment, the material on the shoulder was pulled by the sudden nature of the child in his arms who had been peaceful and quiet.

"Huh?" Turning his head, he subconsciously pushed the glasses with the pen in his hand and blurted out, "What are you looking at?"

Kunikida, who was being pulled by the child to attract attention, subconsciously thought that the latter was his fancy because he had told him, "Xiao Yugan will take you to the coffee shop downstairs at the workplace to eat. If you see anything you want to buy on the way, please let me know." Something you want on the side of the road.

The calm-looking child stretched out his hand and pointed to the left side, signaling the other party to look over there.

Kunikida turned around in confusion as required, and the next second, the pen in his hand snapped.

"Bastard Dazai!!"

"Yeah, what a coincidence, Kunikida-kun, and Oen, bebebe..."

"What are you doing in the river!!??"

"..."

——On the river below the road the two of them were walking on, the trousers and shoes were familiar to them, and the careless guy standing upside down with his legs showing a "w"... was doing some morning rafting exercise that was good for physical and mental health (a ghost).

Kunikida scolded and searched for a place, wanting to temporarily put down the child he was still holding in his hand and go to save others, but he didn't expect that a boy on the other side of the river was faster than him, and his skill was still nimble, turning into a white streak Shadow skipped into the river.

"A kind-hearted passer-by boy..." Kunikida pushed his glasses while watching the splashing water, "It's really shit luck, Dazai."

……

A few minutes later, a certain restaurant where you can buy ochazuke.

The "kind passer-by boy" buried pickled plums and seaweed shreds mixed with soft and cooked chicken and rice into his mouth in the steaming heat, snorting and stuffing the rice regardless of his image.

After repeating the above actions for more than a dozen times, his belly was filled with happiness and real things. While saying "I don't want to see tea and rice again in the next ten years", Nakajima Totsudara leaned back and hiccupped happily on the back of the chair.

Kunikida folded his arms and looked critically at the boy in front of him.

Not only was it not within the scope of his plan to empty his wallet and ask the other party to eat a lot of tea and rice, which made him very unhappy, but also because the baby in his arms suddenly suggested to him to put it down halfway, and after putting it down suspiciously, he walked towards Dazai excitedly There, he ran with his little meaty legs.

But, in the end, Yuanyi ignored Dazai and bypassed Dazai who stretched out his hand towards the ground in a "hug" gesture, and instead threw himself on the lap of the hungry ghost boy who was sipping tea and rice.

Atsushi Nakajima: "...Ah, ah?"

The rice-stained boy paused to eat, looked down at the big watery cat's eyes with a bulging face, and then looked up at the disappointed bandaged youth and the serious man who was not very friendly and looked at him. He was stunned on the spot.

"Uuuuu Kunikida-kun, I've been abandoned!" Dazai didn't look too embarrassed after catching the emptiness, and leaned forward to make a strategic approach in the direction of Kunikida when he made a mistake. "It's so sad I want a hug."

"Get out! You're not a kid pretending to be tender at such an age, you're so disgusting!"

As a result, Kunikida gritted his teeth and received a heavy blow.

Compared with the chilling over there, the boy and the cat are full of warmth.

"Ha, I see! ——Children, you also like chazuke, don't you?"

The heart-warming boy smiled and picked up the cub who was rubbing his knees and put it on his lap.

Like a plush toy, soft, as if stuffing a bear pillow into his arms.

Atsushi Nakajima unconsciously squinted his eyes because he felt the awesome touch, and brushed the text box with "great satisfaction~~", and then he had to do it so that he didn't want to miss it, circled the child and rubbed his face happily.

Although he didn't know what was going on, Yuanyi felt a kind of closeness carved deep in his genes when he saw the white-haired boy at first sight.

Coupled with the other party's already harmless and soft temperament, it added a lot of impression points to the first meeting.

Seeing that the boy in Nakajima was very satisfied with his enthusiasm and unconsciously rubbing his head against his body like no one else, Yuan Yi also opened his hand to hug the soft and big white head and suck it back, but he was snatched away by a big hand, carrying the chick cub Generally, it is forced to hang in the air and drag it back.

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Mao Mao, whose hands were empty and disappeared, and then looked up at the blond man with a serious face and an unknown haze at the moment, pushing down his glasses with his usual posture.

"Eat well and eat well."

In his hands is a weak, pitiful and helpless cat with an expression of doing something wrong, and behind him is the former's combat prowess... the same weak, pitiful, helpless Mr. Rushui who was beaten all over his head.

"Yes... yes, I am very sorry!"

Sensing the danger, Atsushi Nakajima shrank back to his seat and buried himself in the food obediently.

The child seems to be a very favored child, the opposite of how he was treated in the orphanage.

After the previous wave of behavior, the two adults who mistakenly thought that they were interested in chazuke ordered a new order for the child.

Although the beautiful little friend clearly ate the small dried fish dish that was more than three adults' servings by himself under Nakajima's nose not long ago.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Are all the children outside the orphanage so edible?

Gained knowledge.

I thought that Atsushi Nakajima, who snatched other people's cats and sucked them, would be simply let go by two adults who were suspected guardians, but it turned out that he was wrong.

"Yeah, that's really strange, Nakajima-kun," the smarter (crossed out) adult who looked more difficult to deal with, looked at him with some slyness and smiled, "Our family Yuanyi, although He is a bit clingy on weekdays, but I have never seen him get so close to a stranger who has only met once."

"Hey, what do you mean?"

Wiping off the white rice on the corners of his lips, Atsushi Nakajima, who had a bad premonition, asked with a stiff back and a chill down his back.

"No, no, it's just a sudden emotion," You Zhuangruo waved his hands indifferently, "I'm just a little jealous of Dun Jun? Don't worry about it."

Atsushi Nakajima: "...?"

[Suddenly become more intimate address is more concerned, okay?]

[This gentleman... looks terrible when he laughs like this]

what did he do wrong qwq

Sure enough, shouldn't you lick other people's cats in front of them?

"What do you want to say, Dazai?"

Here, while holding a tissue to catch Kunikida who was about to leak food on his clothes, he turned his head while taking a break from his busy schedule, and frowned at someone who didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd.

"Well," the man with beautiful iris eyes shook his head, tapped his fingers on the table, and turned his head in the direction of Atsushi Nakajima, who was sitting uncomfortable, "I just saw the scene just now, I suddenly thought of the word [cats and cats suck each other], Kunikida-kun~"

"Cat?" Kunikida also looked at Atsushi Nakajima, and tilted his head in confusion, "You said this boy...don't stop laughing, ah!!!"

As a result, it was just so inattentive that the child who was leaking while eating was uncontrollable, and a small piece of ochazuke splashed on the little guy's clothes.

"You did it on purpose, Dazai! You distracted me!!"

Someone shrugged without guilt: "Not all."

"guna!!"

"That..." The white-haired boy, who was sitting awkwardly and upright, spoke uncomfortably, and raised his hand slightly, trying to speak, "Mr. Dazai just meant that I look like a cat? That's why I will attract..."

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Kunikida who muttered, "What's the matter, the detective agency didn't give you a temporary change of clothes, so a new plan has to be put on the agenda again", eating calmly in front of Kunikida, cheeks bulging A child with cat ears with puffy ears shaking happily, full of puzzlement.

"That's right! Atsushi-kun has a feline-like aura." Dazai scratched vigorously, and rua fiddled with the bad gesture of a big fluffy cat. "The hair is also like the fur of a big white cat. I really want to rub it."

Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head: "Oh, thank you...thank you?"

Is he being praised?

I have never been praised so easily for such a reason...

Although it always feels weird.

Before recovering from the little shyness of being praised by others, the words that Osamu Dazai opened his mouth in the next second made Nakajima feel as if he had fallen into an icehouse.

"Ah, speaking of big cats, I suddenly remembered something—"

"I wonder if Dun Jun has heard the rumors about that man-eating tiger that appeared in this area recently?"

- "!!!"

The tables and chairs collided, and his body accidentally fell to the ground due to huge emotional fluctuations.

When the diners at the dinner table, two and one, and diners at other tables cast surprised glances at Atsushi Nakajima, the fear prompted the teenager to behave like a fool.

"That, that, I'll take my leave first, meow, meow~"

Sweat dripped from his forehead. Atsushi Nakajima was like a kitten that had just been born and hadn't even learned how to stand still. It gradually crawled away from everyone's sight with its hands and feet.

"Pfft. It's useless to be cute, Dun-jun."

"Where are you going, boy? Come back to me!!"

"00"