Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

The right eyelid kept twitching.

I always feel that something bad is going to happen recently.

I, Arisugawa horse Akg White Night, as an ordinary traveler, on the recommendation of my otaku brother, I read the part of a manga called "The Blade of Pillar Destroyer" - the memory of the Warring States period, and said casually After saying the key line "xx, I just want to be you", it triggered time travel.

Finally, inexplicably came to this world.

Although this is not the first time travel in my life, there have been several soul penetration or time travel incidents on my head due to my carelessness and too OOC.

But what I want to say is that this time it is definitely not my fault!

If you want to blame it, you have to blame the cartoonist for drawing the little Douding characters with just a few strokes, they are so cute!

The fleshy little face is also fleshy and the little hands are obviously a paper man but has fluffy hair that seems to exist in real life and wants to be rubbed to see.

Whether it is the younger brother who is the "Son of God" in the comics, or the little brother who is the little angel in the early stage and the tsundere lemon essence in the later stage, it doesn't matter whether it's the little braid that makes the hands itchy and want to be pulled... until I read about these two under the guidance of my younger brother All the relevant plots and the number of episodes played, in the midst of unbearable sorrow and sadness, the ghost screamed out "I just want to be you after the king of the country"——

I passed through smoothly.

Yes, I really became the successor master.

But the timing of the transmigration is really not good.

As soon as I wore it, I realized that I had lost a son.

My big boy is gone! !

——I traveled to the point in time after the original owner's wife passed away and Yuanyi left alone!

Rua! ! !

It was the first time that I had a favorite paper man, and I also got a time travel that perfectly complied with my wishes.

This double joy should bring double happiness, but why do I have to clean up the mess left by the original owner, rectify the family management and retainers to lead the subordinates to fight on the battlefield? ?

It should have been a dreamlike happy time of raising cubs as imagined.

However, why did it become like this...

(Bai Jia was beaten to death)

Fortunately, my bad luck didn't last long, and I soon found out that my little son was back at my age!There is also a pair of cat ears and cat tails!

yeah!

As a serious cat lover, I said - I can rush again!

Then I was slapped in the face. The first time my youngest son saw me, he not only wanted to rush to bite off my dog's head, but also barked his claws and showed his fangs in a very unfriendly way.

Of course, as an incurable cat addicted patient, one must always be prepared to be scratched to death by cats one day.

But now that I am in the Warring States Period where there is no vaccine and there is no vaccine, I still choose to retreat strategically for the sake of my dog's life.

The sage said, if you keep the green hills, you are not afraid that there will be no cats.

The sage said again, only hard work will win.

Fortunately, I didn't give up. When the younger son was following the older son openly, I would secretly follow the younger son in a hidden place a few meters away.

[System with a low sense of existence: Your family is so strange...]

At the end of a period of time, I figured out the daily squatting spots of the younger son and the fixed practice positions of the older son. Every time I would walk around there in advance, pinch the neck of the system and tell him to hurry up and start driving for me. Mosquito and Snake Sweeping skills remove hidden dangers in advance to prevent my good boys from being harmed by foreign objects.

Sometimes the points that have been hoarded for a long time will be spent, just in exchange for the sun not being so vicious that day.

I, Warring States, my good daddy.

Ask this radius of 250 miles, I call the first good father, who dares to call the second.

[Poison Tongue Dog System: Bah, I just succeeded in moving myself. ]

Heh, look at what the system puts... What it says is not entirely accurate.

In the end, one of my behaviors of quietly placing iced watermelons and cat traps in a fixed place was bumped into by my youngest son who arrived early.

The child, the short one, did not reach my waist.

Head up, big eyes, full of confusion.

She is still young, exactly the age of male and female, when she just raised her face and looked over like this, she really looked like a female doll.

But I know that the one standing in front of my eyes is not some harmless and cute little guy, but a tall and mighty child of God! !

If one accidentally rolls over, it's me.

So at the moment, I decided to display the deadly skill I learned from my friend 2jojo in a certain time travel——

you give the way...

Ah, oops, got caught.

The end of the cuff is like being caught in the door panel of a sardine can, no matter how hard I try, I can't pull it out.

"Father Uncle, who are you?"

The beautiful red eyes are still staring at me.

Compared with when they first met, the hostility in it was obviously replaced by pure curiosity.

huh?

It seems... there is a possibility of a good conversation?

but!Not uncle!

I'm not!

……

So, when I came back to my senses, I, who was blinded by the kitten, had already carried the kitten to my residence, and the cat and cat happily turned over the flower rope to weave and tie animals...

Ah, I was careless, this is where the horror of creatures like cats lies.

If you don't pay attention, you will be led by the nose by them, and you will be completely immersed in the fast fall of sucking cats.

Completely...forgot about the kissing of the eldest son...until the little one came over, the little guy was still sulking because I took my younger brother away and didn't play with him, pretending not to see us to leave.

Fortunately, he was finally coaxed back by his younger brother...

Ah, so cute.

Maybe it was out of guilt, after all, I abducted someone's cat without saying hello.

So in order to make up for my crime, I once again choked my neck and carried my collar to threaten and lure the system to come up with a way to make my two sons happy.

The system conjured up two fox faces emotionally for me, and told me to send the two children to participate in the "Fairy Festival".

I suddenly remembered the fox-faced boy I met when I was doing radio gymnastics in the forest last time when I was bored.

That little friend did mention the "Fairy Festival" to me.

According to him, as long as children who have participated in this festival intentionally or unintentionally, they can more or less be infected with some goblin breath and blessings, which can bless the children to grow up healthy and safe.

Some weak evil spirits will also be frightened away by the residual aura of the big monster who participated in the festival.

At that time, I thanked this silver-haired boy with an aura between human and monster for information.

In return, I taught him a short section of "Colorful Sunshine", and learned from the system that the boy "disappears when touched by humans", "will fall in love with a human girl in the future and hug her only once" This is also the last time" situation, pinching the back of the system's fate, please ask him to eliminate this setting for the enthusiastic boy.

System: "...Am I really a tool man stone hammer?"

Me: "I love you~"

System: "Forget it, come back to Yokohama after the mission is over, and fill in your pits for me quickly, Mr. Pigeon."

Me: "Cuckoo cluck cluck!"

……

In the evening, after letting go of the two little cuties who were holding hands, I went to the festival to have fun by myself. I, who was studying hard by the lamp alone, spread out the thick paper and took a brush to paint on it, and began to plan the next multi-player team battle. battle plan.

No way.

After all, he still wears the shell of a successor to the country.

I don't go to hell who goes to hell.

……

After being bald for a long time, I threw away the finished sketch, put down my pen and rubbed my eyebrows, trying to close my eyes and rest for a while.

Coincidentally, he knocked his head to the ground, and his eyes drifted to the shoji door, and he saw a hazy blood-red shadow dangling outside.

"!!!?"

Oh my god, I am a nine-tailed fox grandma.

The alert in my heart has not yet sounded, and I, who had a premonition that I would encounter some supernatural event, stood up straight from the ground.

The next moment the door was pulled open, and after a closer look, Hong Tuanzi stumbled in with Zi Tuanzi.

It was Yuan Yi and Yan Sheng.

Before I let go of my breath, I saw that Zi Tuanzi's body was covered in blood and she was unconscious.

"What happened?"

I struggled to get up and rubbed against my knees, my knees became numb and I fell halfway, but the awake child saw the situation and raised his hand to hold me steady.

Perhaps hearing the movement, the child who frowned and closed his eyes weakly lifted his eyelids slightly, and his red eyes like a bunny blinked pitifully in front of me.

"Father..."

The ending sound was trembling, with an incomplete crying voice, but it seemed to be trying to use as normal a tone as possible, calling me weakly.

Distressed to death.

I rushed forward and hurriedly grabbed the hand that the child extended.

It was icy cold, sticky and stained with wet blood, and trembling at a gradually weakening rate.

"Brother, please find Dizi for Yuanyi..."

A still calm voice came from his ears, Yuan Yi forced himself to logically and clearly summarize the cause and effect of the incident in a few words.

It was only then that I learned that the two children separated at the door of the house because of a little dispute, and then I saw my elder brother, who had not returned for a long time, went to look for it, and only then found the elder brother who was covered in blood on the steps as if he had been attacked by a wild beast.

While listening to Yuan Yi's voice getting weaker and self-blaming, I turned over and over to check the situation of the poor little Yan Sheng who was huddled into a ball.

Strangely, except for the blood on the left shoulder, there were no obvious wounds around the child's body, and the large area of ​​blood on his body did not seem to come from the child himself.

A bad thought can't help but circle in my mind...

No way……

At this point in time, it is not possible to encounter "that thing".

In the beginning, the reason why the two children were allowed to go out to play alone was because I secretly arranged for a few trustworthy guards to follow from a distance to ensure the safety of the children.

On the other hand, those goblins who befriended Yin (the fox-faced boy) also promised to help take care of the child to prevent them from getting lost or being abducted by evil spirits.

It shouldn't have happened like this...

But after thinking about it carefully, I think it is really possible that "that thing" used some method I don't know to blind the sight of those monsters or scare them away, and attacked Yan Sheng who was alone.

—Damn it.

To make a bolder guess, it was Oni Wu Tsuji who did it.

Although this small injury can be easily repaired by the [Archangel's Breath] ssr card I got from the previous worlds.

Those subordinates who were injured on the battlefield were also restored to their original state by this method.Thanks to this card, excluding on-the-spot death, our side has almost no loss of personnel.

In fact, I also immediately summoned an archangel to help me recover from Yan Sheng's injury.

It's just that this child, still feeling uncomfortable or cold, has been crawling into my arms, and his body can't stop shaking.

The system and I wondered whether it was being ghosted, or was in the stage of being ghosted.

If this is the case, it will be a little difficult...

While patting and comforting the shivering little one, he didn't know how to comfort the other little guy who was hanging his head obviously guilty and overwhelmed.

I bit my lower lip and thought about countermeasures.

Yuan Yi grabbed the haori that belonged to his brother, walked gently to the man and knelt down.

He raised his hand and lightly touched Yan Sheng's sweat-stained face, trying to help him wipe off the moisture that was constantly oozing from his forehead.

If only he could catch up in the first place.

In this way, this kind of thing will not happen to my elder brother.

Moreover, the person in front of him was to help him find the lost flute... just because of his willful request.

Thinking of this, Yuan Yi tightly held the piccolo that was broken in two, and then quietly helped his brother wipe away the sweat and blood that was about to dry up.

The host's mood is depressed, and the system in Yuanyi's body is also very worried.

Because after being separated from the physical body of the "book", all the supernatural powers originally stored on it cannot be used in this world.

It is precisely because of this that Yuanyi feels that he can't be of any use to relieve his elder brother's discomfort and do something for him.

……

At this moment, a gust of unknown strong evil wind suddenly poured into the large sliding door.The surrounding temperature dropped suddenly, and the papers on the case were also blown away from their original positions and scattered in all directions.

As if having a premonition, the leader of the country who had been sitting for a long time without moving suddenly raised his head, and his eyes locked on the blurry figure slowly approaching several miles away.

"Be careful, don't let your brother fall asleep."

Without taking his eyes off the object that appeared suddenly, the man handed over the person in his arms to the children beside him, and after instructing him to get up and walk out of the room, he closed the door firmly.

Yuan glanced at the father who left the two of them behind, then looked down at his elder brother whose panting was rising and his face was flushed abnormally, held the other's cold hand, imitating the way a man just squeezed it from time to time to prevent other Completely in a coma.

He vaguely realized that once Yan Sheng accidentally fell asleep this time, and opened his eyes again...

Maybe it wasn't someone he knew well.

The room was silent.

There seemed to be the sound of conversation outside the door, mixed with the noisy insects and the strange sound of birds pecking wood, it seemed noisy and quiet.

The child with red eyes became a little empty and sat with his head down for a long time, but it didn't seem to be that long.

In the end, he let go of his clenched hands, stretched his brother horizontally, and gently laid him flat on the tatami.

"Brother?"

He leaned over, until he was very close to the ear of the other party.

Seeing that the other party didn't respond, Kong frowned and panted uncomfortably, fearing that people might not hear him, so he moved closer.

"Are you still awake?"

Yuan Yi asked softly.

After waiting for a few seconds to confirm that there would be no echo, the furry head lowered and moved, and the hair and hair and clothes rustled.

Putting his lips on the shoulder of the unresponsive man, he bit down hard on the recovered and original wound.

Bite very hard, like swallowing prey, and keep the sharp teeth deeply embedded in the immediately split flesh.

……

The frown became tighter and tighter, and the sweat slid off.

Ji Guoyan Sheng didn't know what his younger brother was doing lying on top of him like a puppy. His shoulder hurt and his head hurt too.

The smell of blood is getting stronger and stronger...

It's just that the smell of blood that appeared later overwhelmed the other smell of blood that made him sick and uncomfortable at first, and the temperature was so scalding that it was frighteningly hot, but it calmed him down instead.

It's too hot, and it's too itchy... He wanted to raise his hand to push away that hairy little head, and his body, which has always been warmer than ordinary people, but he couldn't even move a single finger. arrive.

……

……

After another moment, it seemed to be over, the work of some strange ritual done.

Ji Guoyan Sheng felt like a dead fish on a chopping board, paralyzed on the ground motionless.

The side of the eyelids drooped, and the blackened eyes stared at the shocking shoulders that could no longer feel any pain, and also saw the back of the person who was leaving with small steps.

There is no turning back.

——"My lord brother, Yuanyi doesn't want you to like me anymore."

So, please continue to hate him in the future.

……

Yan Sheng stared at the half-truncated piccolo stuffed into his hand, with some blood on it, and the other half was tightly held by the child who said the last sentence.

Breathing calmly, closing his eyes, Yan Sheng felt something that was wanton and uncontrollable in his body, which was gradually controlled by another brutal but gentle force.

Holding the broken flute tightly, he whispered something to the house where there was only one person.

no need to remind...

——"Of course, I hate you the most."

I looked at the man standing in front of me.

A kimono with complicated patterns, curly black hair hastily tied around his shoulders, and a pair of rose-red vertical pupils on his pale face that is particularly eye-catching.

——It is indeed the king of ghosts who occasionally appears in color on the cover.

Although I haven't read the manga "Blade of Pillar Destroyer" from beginning to end, I also know that what I see in front of me is a very disdainful villain.

——It can be seen from the fact that he attacked my defenseless good son! !

Although I don't know where he came from, in the budget of the system, we won't meet for the first time until my two sons are adults at least...

But from the other party's words, I quickly learned the purpose of this person's visit.

"You are the one," he looked at me with the eyes of an interesting ant, "can you bring the dying people back to life?"

He may have heard the news from somewhere.

After all, I often use [Archangel's Breath] in team battles.

Although I have also warned my subordinates to keep this secret, but there is no airtight wall in the world, and the channels for the ghost king to obtain information may be more diverse and ingenious than I imagined. .

Probably my ability caught the attention of this guy who had been obsessed with having a healthy body before he became a human, so he followed the clues and found it.

It's not all a bad thing that Ghost Dance Tsuji will find him.

The system once told me that as long as you defeat the ghost king, you can end this crossing mission and return to the city and the coast smoothly.

But since I'm still in the novice village stage, I'm absolutely incapable of defeating the final boss in my heart.

Even so, I have no intention of backing down.

I haven't settled the blame for this guy hurting my good boy. Even if he can't get out of his body, Dad will kill him for a round, so that he can feel the anger from his old father.

So, instead of answering the question of the old scum in front of me, I directly took out the "Slag must die (self-named)" mace in the system item package of a friend of the prison guard, and secretly rubbed a few on the wheel. A circle is about to go towards the pretty naughty face in front of you.

--grown ups!Eat a mallet!

I gritted my teeth in my heart.

The man seemed to sigh, he also saw that there was too much disparity in strength between us, he slightly raised his sleeves and was about to make the next move, but at this moment, my figure quickly flashed to the side, stopped the fake move just now and jumped to a safe area.

"?"

Wu Mi was stunned for a second.

Afterwards, he met the eyes of the little child who was standing behind me and blocked by me since I don't know when.

There was no wave in the child's eyes, and the inorganic red pupils coldly reflected the slightly curious and dazed face of the man in front of him.

"You're not, I've already been…"

Onimai Tsuji apparently mistook the twin brother for the older brother he attacked.

Just the second he was suspicious and deceived by Yuan Yi's harmless aura, a more terrifying and powerful object with fine fangs and indescribable things grew and sprang out, devouring it completely.

When used, 1 seconds.

Although there had been a systematic early warning, I was still more than a little shocked when I saw the shocking scene in front of me that seemed to be dominated by the old rulers.

srds, is there something wrong?

Is this world the same as the manga I read?

In the comics I read, Yuan Xiaocute was just a cute and mighty cub when he was young.

It's okay to defeat Brother Yi's swordsmanship instructor, but it's not enough to kill the ghost king in seconds... Or did I really miss something important?

However, before my chin returned to the body from the floor, a system message popped up in front of my eyes:

[The target [Ghost King: Oni Wu Tsuji Mimi] has been detected and has been eliminated]

[Mission accomplished, will be sent back to the city soon]

[Coordinates, Hyundai, Neon, Yokohama]

I:"……"

Ah this.

This is probably the fastest world I have ever experienced.

Before I could recover from the joy of "finally being able to return to a civilized society with wifi, air-conditioning and Internet", reality gave me a mace that was caught off guard.

In front of me, Yuanyi, my big baby son——

He, suddenly, disappeared! !

"..."

One second, two seconds, three seconds passed.

I pinched the neck of the system frantically in my mind, asking him what the hell is going on, why is my good boy so unreasonable.

"Probably, there is an error in the program..." The other party was suspiciously silent for a second, and said quietly.

"mistake?"

"Think about it, it was that kid who defeated the target, and he happened to be near you, so he was naturally misjudged as the target to be teleported..."

I:"……"

i t...

Believe in your evil.

Meanwhile, Yokohama.

The top floor of a high-rise building.

Beep, beep, beep.

The call is connected.

"Ah~ Kunikida-kun, it's so windy here, I'm so scared, come find me on the roof of xxxx, I'll wait for you~"

In order to avoid damage to the eardrums, as soon as the words came out, the phone was pulled away and hummed. The man on the top of the building was in a good mood listening to the roar of the magic sound coming out of it.

"Bastard Dazai!? Where did you go again!? Didn't you want you to find a tiger!?!? It's all my business again, right! Haha!?!?"

"Can you show some face!? Do you know that because of your willful, reckless and selfish behavior, my perfect plan has to be delayed infinitely!?"

"Beep beep..."

The wind from above blew up the hem of the man's sand-colored windbreaker, and gently brushed his soft, fluffy short black hair, revealing his handsome and clean face underneath.

The kite-colored eyes stared down, taking in Yokohama at the bottom of their feet.

The young man bent his lips happily.

"I'm sorry, Kunikida-kun," he hung up the phone, slipping his bandage-wrapped hands into his pockets smoothly, "I might not be able to find the big cat."

Osamu Dazai turned his face away and smiled at the person standing behind him.

Kitten, here happened to meet one.

"Yeah, long time no see."

—Welcome back, Yuanichi.