Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

The villain in another world who survived, and now there is only a small head of Oniwu Tsuji Mumi, who was finally shot into ashes with ultraviolet rays by the black suit called by Dazai on the phone, and soared in place.

Although Chubby eventually conjured up the Chubby Legion in an attempt to wipe out several Butei and Mafia who had sabotaged his power-gathering plan, they were shot into lumps of Chubby by the mafia members who had been ambushing nearby. cheese.

This is how the Rabbit Channel and the missing children came to an end. When Wu Detective Detective Agency completed the commission, Hong Kong gangsters also eliminated this hidden danger that disrupted the night order in Yokohama.

— On the face of it, the matter is settled.

But the system knows that things are far from as simple as imagined.

According to the data, Chubby will not die.

No matter which parallel universe he is in, as an alien black-tech creature, he has the ability to reproduce infinitely and regenerate infinitely.

Perhaps he has not completely disappeared from this world now, but has just been temporarily invisible and retreated to a certain corner of Yokohama.

"I will come to you again, before you tell me your wish."

Before the last Chubby was eliminated by the sniper, he said such inexplicable words in the direction of Yuanyi.

Although Yuanyi didn't seem to take it seriously at all, the system always felt that this lingering alien rabbit would one day come out of nowhere to trouble its host.

However, the future is still for him to think about, and the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge.

The current incident is finally a perfect solution.

It's already late at night, so let his system, which has worked hard all day, fall asleep peacefully...

"Meow ow ow ow!!! ##"

system:[……]

shit.

A heart-piercing cat roar came from the bathroom, and through Yuanyi's eyes, the system quickly saw the familiar scene these days.

[Ahhhhhhh DAZE, Mr. Dazai is bullying Mr. Nakahara again...]

[Such a show is staged every day.Mr. Nakahara is really unfortunate. ]

The system helplessly pressed its nonexistent temple, and sighed heavily for the first time.

"Chuya, your body is so dirty! I just wash it for you so that the reaction won't be so big!" Dazai pressed the orange cat's butt that kept waving its paws trying to escape, holding the nozzle in one hand and seemed to be carrying out some difficult big project, "If it's so dirty, don't stay outside my house tonight and guard the door! Can you hear it!? Can you call me a try? Bark bark!"

Zhongyuan, who is extremely repulsive physically and mentally, would rather die than take a bath naked in front of his old enemy, but when he thinks about it carefully, he is a cat now, and it seems that there is no such thing as naked. of.

In short... In short, it is not good!

It would be better for this dead mackerel to give him a bath than to kick his legs and die in place.

It is impossible to take a bath in the shower!

"Huh? What? Is Chuya so resistant because he feels ashamed?" Seeing the orange cat gradually blushing due to extreme shame, Dazai read aloud, "low IQ" It really surprised me that the slug cats know how to be shy. ——Could it be possible that today’s single-celled organisms have evolved to such a terrifying level?”

It can be seen from the fact that Osamu Dazai doesn't even care about the basic logic every time he blackmails his partner, it can be seen how much these two people don't like each other on weekdays.

Of course, Chuya naturally wouldn't let Dazai be complacent for too long, he evil cat turned his head, opened his pointed baby teeth that hadn't yet formed, Gawu bit Dazai's finger that was dragging his tail.

With a cry of pain, when the nozzle in his hand was released, Nakaya took advantage of the situation and kicked the shower switch, and successfully poured Dazai who was checking the bite marks on his fingers completely.

"chuuya~~~"

Tai*drowned*zai, who was extremely angry and laughed back, quietly stood up from the ground, a human-shaped shadow enveloped only one kitten, Xiao Labaji, holding a nozzle that kept nourishing water, and the next wave was about to begin crazy revenge.

Zhong also saw that the aura around Dazai was not right, and he was about to blacken, so he directly scratched with his small claws, turned around and ran away.

You call Lu~~ (I will not accompany you if you slip away)

"Come back! Slug stupid cat!!"

Dazai, who was chasing aggressively, just raised his eyes, only to see Enichi who appeared at the door of the bathroom at some time, and was staring at him with a stern face with disapproving eyes.

Dazai: "!"

no!That's not the case, please listen to his sophistry!

Dazai scratched his head with some guilty conscience, and looked down to see the bastard slug cat who had turned him into an army. The nasty orange cat was complacently hiding behind the child's calf, putting one front paw under his eyes, and spitting wildly at him. Tongue grimaces.

Zhong Ye Meow: "Slightly Meow: p..."

[idiot]

Dazai: "..."

[Damn, this guy]

Besides, Nakaya, compared to the goblin who "scratched her ears and cheeks" in Dazai's hands with a disgusted face, she is more peaceful in Yuanyi's hands.

The four paws are retracted and slightly attached to the front of the body, the tail is curled tightly to cover the place where even cats should not be seen, and the two big water-blue cat eyes are blinking wetly.

It was almost enough to write "Please don't give me a bath" these pleading characters on a pitiful little face.

In the end, it was still affected by the cat form. At this time, Nakahara Chuya's dislike of "bathing" even surpassed and was far ahead of "Mackerel Dazai Super Invincible Cosmic Epic Asshole".

Yuanyi and the innocent blinking orange cat stared at each other for a few seconds, and then turned the cat ball in his hand as if distressed.

Because of rolling around in the grass before, the kitten's body is really not too clean at this time.

There were some turquoise grass seeds and grass clippings in the creamy orange hair, and part of the fur was wet by the night dew, sticking wetly to his body.

Yuanyi poked Xiaotuanzi lightly with his finger, but decided to give him a fragrant bath.

[Host, cats that are too young are not recommended to enter the water, you can use baby pure water and alcohol-free wipes or wipes for pets to wipe it for him]

The system then makes a suggestion.

It is true to say so, but because this is Dazai's house, there is no such thing as the system said at all, which Enichi couldn't understand at all, only bandages, bandages and bandages piled up like a mountain.

[Bandages... well, it's barely okay if it gets wet]

The system suggested with difficulty.

Hence, Yuanyi took a roll of bandages that Dazai had randomly placed on the bed, and "skillfully" wet the bandages round and round around the orange kitten's body.

Zhong Ye: "..."

He suffered a blow he shouldn't have suffered at such a young age.

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The cat bound by the bandage instinctively wanted to escape, but because the head of the other bandage was still held in the palm of Yuanyi's hand, Nakaya spread its four paws and ran desperately like a hamster placed in a rolling circle. It took a lot of effort to finally shed all the bandages wrapped around her body like a skin.

Fortunately, he escaped quickly, otherwise he would almost have become an ugly mummy cat with the same style as the mackerel.

Pooh.

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw Yuan Yi's pensive and critical eyes.

Zhong Ye: "?"

What Zhong didn't know was that because of being tied up with wet bandages for a week and then running around, the hair on his body became ugly and wet, so messy that he couldn't look like a cat.

Yuan Yi obviously couldn't accept this point, so he asked again about the magical conch (cross out) system, how cats kept clean when they were young when they couldn't take a bath or have wet wipes.

The system was silent for a long time, and slowly said a word: [lick]

Yuanyi: "?"

System: [That is, the mother cat will help the cubs lick their fur]

Yuanyi: [Mom? ]

The ear on the top of the head moved a little with feeling, and Yuan Yi looked at himself in the mirror in a daze.

A male mother... is also a mother, right?

√

Then he turned his head back in a naive manner, and raised the orange cat in his hand expressionlessly.

Zhong Ye: "?"

Why is this momentum going to eat him? [fear]

Ten minutes later, when Dazai came out of the shower, he saw a black cat forcibly pressing another orange cat ball, which kept thumping its limbs to resist, on the bed for licking.

Looking at it, Osamu Dazai soon had a strange and bright smile on his face.

He approached the two cats who were rolling into a ball, took away the flyer under the phone, and handed it to Zhongya Meow lightly.

"Chuya, you, it's time to go to the hospital with me."

On the flyer, the big characters [Cat Sterilization] caught Zhong Ye's eyes.

Zhong Ye: "⊙-⊙......"

There was a silly expression on his face, Dazai's unfunny joke this time scared Chuya-mew quite a bit.

Before the malicious smile climbed onto Dazai's face, he heard a "bang" sound of popcorn popping, Dazai suddenly shrank, and also turned into a small cat cub.

Dazai: "???"

The bandaged cat raised its furry paw covered in bandages, and moved half of its black cat ear exposed outside, and looked at each other with the same confused face.

It didn't smell like oranges as imagined. Enichi stopped licking Chuya's fur. He raised his eyes to see Chuya and Dazai, one orange and one black overtaking each other and launching cat-mao punches. , blinked his confused eyes and knocked on the system in his brain.

System: [Well, I did it. ]

System: [Don't worry, the update and upgrade of the Son of God system data will be completed before tomorrow afternoon, and both of them will automatically return to their original state by then]

System: [You ask why... Mr. Dazai is so annoying. ]

Edge One: 0.0

Well, as long as their family members are happy.

Yuan Yi changed back to human form, thought for a while and struggled to climb down from the overly high bed.

The reason why I came to Dazai’s house today after the mission is over is because the latter told him that the last time he entered the water, he happened to drift to a very good children’s clothing store. He bought him a sweater because he saw a pleasing sweater. Yuanyi came to his house and took the clothes.

At this time, the clothes Dazai specially picked out for the child were placed on the sofa. It was a super warm and fluffy sweater. Although Yuan Yi hadn't had time to try it on yet, it didn't prevent him from running to put the clothes on On two cat cubs wrestling into a ball.

Yuan heard from the system that kittens are very afraid of the cold, and with a warm sweater, they probably won't be cold at night.

Moreover, being grouped together can also enhance the relationship.

[to get along well]

Holding a cat cub with a shocked face in one hand, Yuan Yi relied on his mother's actions in memory, wrapped the sweater in his arms like two milk cats hugging their babies, and told him softly.

Zhong Ye: "..."

Dazai: "..."

What kind of torture in the new century is this!

He doesn't want to be tied up with this mackerel (slug) ahhh! !

The author has something to say: If you want a male mother, you need a male mother (wrong)

.感谢在2020-07-0919:33:28~2020-07-1021:22:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of the fox who sings the fox;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!