Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

I don't know how long the darkness in front of him lasted, Kunikida suddenly felt that such gentle and considerate hands put on the glasses that were off the bridge of his nose for him.

He frowned, and immediately struggled to open his eyes, only to hear a low and depressing voice in his ear.

"Country~wood~field—Jun~~~"

Then, what came into view clearly and seamlessly was a face with a complexion that was so pale that it shone brightly, suddenly appearing in the night before him.

And that face was extremely close to him.

Close enough to have no trouble knowing the fact that this face has only one eye! !

Kunikida: "..."

Kunikida: "Ah ↑ ah ↓ ah ← ah → ah ↗ ah ↙ ah ↖ ah ↘ ah!!—"

"Hahahahahahahaha!!"

Along with the screams of the man's collapse and madness, there was a series of ruthless mocking laughter after the scheme succeeded.

And the owner of the laughter was the one who "kindly" put glasses on for Kunikida to keep him with 1.0 eyesight, and then used the flashlight to make a classic horror pose from bottom to top when he opened his eyes— — Dazai Osamu.

"I received an unexpected and interesting reaction," the bandaged boy pressed his belly with one hand and covered his lips with the other. "Oh hehehe." The lady smiled coquettishly, "By the way, Kunikida-kun, if you don't learn bel canto, you're really a legend in the music industry." Big loss."

"Too-zai-!!"

"Wow, don't hit me, don't hit me, I'd be stupid to hit my child!!"

"I won't kill you today, write your name upside down in your notebook and eat it! Die!"

"It hurts! It hurts! You are so heartless! Kunikida-kun QAQ~~~"

Ever since, Nakaya, who was chasing the white figure all the way out of the house, saw a tall man from the armed detective agency outside holding a flashlight and aiming at his cheap partner's head with a pile driver like a crazy output, and the cub who was beaten had a big head Skewers of candied haws one by one.

It was precisely because he was so distracted that he wanted to stop and call for him that the deserter who was stalking and chasing him was almost lost.

At the same moment, the kite-colored eyes of Osamu Dazai, whose face was full of scoundrels who had been beaten violently but without any reflection on his face, suddenly became fierce and gloomy as he stared at a certain place in the night.

Almost at a speed that is difficult for normal people to capture, he poked his fingers into his coat, drew out his gun, loaded it, and fired several shots at a certain escaping white shadow.

"Bang bang bang" several gunshots broke the tranquility of Yokohama night.

However, because the location is far away from ordinary residential areas, it did not cause much commotion.

Kunikida was shocked by the gunshot, and stopped the action of slaughtering in his hands. The anger caused by being teased and eager to strangle the person in front of him and the shadow of fear of ghosts and ghosts were temporarily forgotten, and the light of the flashlight was precisely aimed at The thing shot by Osamu Dazai.

That's a rabbit.

No, strictly speaking it is not actually a rabbit, it is a very special...

To put it bluntly, it is an alien creature.

It looks like a rabbit but not a rabbit, like a cat but not a cat, but it has a soft and fluffy tail like a fox. It is such a strange creature with four different faces. At this time, because of Osamu Dazai's shooting, his body is full of blood-red holes. .

That kind of creature, with a strange and distorted "innocent and cute" appearance, maintains a tilted head and a constant smile, and its red crystal bead-like eyes are staring at this side.

Kunikida seemed to hear a chuckle, but he didn't seem to.

But soon, the alien creature in front of him fell limply to the ground, turning into a mass of tattered, melted marshmallows overflowing with strawberry jam.

"This is... the real face of the mastermind behind the scenes-'Rabbit'?"

Glancing at the orange cat that came out after chasing the mass of white creatures, Kunikida questioned the bandaged boy who was still being ruthlessly crushed by him just now.

At this time, Dazai also stopped his acting as a demon, and rarely and solemnly suppressed all the expressions on his face, and nodded solemnly: "Looking at the situation, it should be considered that the matter is over."

"It's over?"

Kunikida glanced at the watch on his wrist.

It has indeed been a while since he lost consciousness, and while secretly regretting that this incident was of no use to him, he wanted to drag the guy next to him who was always lingering for no reason back into the house to see what happened.

"No, Kunikida-kun, I can't go into this house."

"Huh?" Kunikida turned his head and looked at Dazai who had stopped in his tracks, a little surprised, "Could it be that you're afraid?"

Blinking his eyes, the other party shook his head mysteriously: "This house itself is a supernatural power."

Hearing this, Kunikida Doppo turned his head and re-examined the dilapidated low house with an obvious eerie atmosphere. To be honest, he really didn't see the fact that the building in front of him was extremely powerful.

"So does that have anything to do with you not being able to go in?"

Kunikida, who didn't know Dazai Osamu's supernatural ability, pushed his glasses in doubt, thinking that the B in front of him definitely belonged to the type of "clearly terrified to death, but still pretending to be unfathomable".

Anyway, he was not a colleague of the Armed Detective Agency, so he didn't intend to pay attention to him, so he pushed the door open.

Unexpectedly, at this time, Kunikida who was about to enter the door bumped into Enichi and Edogawa who happened to come out, and both sides were stunned for a moment.

"Ah, you guys...how is the situation inside?"

Before the words were fully uttered, the two people who were about to come out suddenly tensed up, and began to stare vigilantly at a certain direction behind Kunikida.

Kunikida: "..."

Come again?

Kunikida already has a psychological shadow about the fact that someone always looks behind him when he disagrees with him tonight.

But even though he was mentally prepared this time, he was still shocked by the scene in front of him when he turned his head.

I saw that piece of marshmallow... No, the strange-shaped white "rabbit" that was pierced to death by Dazai was being eaten by another "rabbit" that was exactly the same!

The horror scene of "I eat myself" was perfectly staged.

"Oh," Chubby stopped devouring his substitute Chubby, and looked at the human beings in front of him who were either shocked or showing disgust, "You can all see me. Is it because of the supernatural powers?" ? Or is it because it is not my original world?"

As he said that, he began to talk to himself: "Well, anyway, it's really a wonderful place, Yokohama in a different world."

Chubby, as a product of an alien civilization, in order to prevent the entropy of the universe from increasing and avoid the arrival of heat death (heat death: the energy of the universe decreases, and one day the energy of the universe will be exhausted), he has mastered the method of transforming emotions into energy He is constantly looking for children with the most powerful emotional fluctuations among human beings, and obtains their emotional → power to achieve his goals.

As a result, all the witches in the original world disappeared because of a child's wish. Chubby found a way to travel through time and space, and successfully let some clones jump through time and space to the parallel world, intending to continue to create witches.

You have to ask why it is necessary to create a witch, because the human beings who have fallen into witches generate enormous energy, and this power can just supply the energy needed by the universe.

In the last world, Chubby used "fulfilling a specified wish" as a bait to obtain these magical girls who constantly fought with "witches" and suffered filth from "hope" to "despair" and finally changed by signing a contract with human girls. The enormous power generated by the "new witch".

But in this world, in order to save trouble and unnecessary procedures, he changed his previous style—planning to skip the step of MLM to persuade girls to become magical girls, and directly create mature witches.

But the main reason why he did this was because he met a magical bald head, which eats humans as bread, and is a magical creature beyond Chubby's common sense.

It was also inspired by this bald man that Chubby finally decided to attract a group of children through the rabbit program and rabbit letters, and use his lovely image to appear in front of their eyes.

Treat these innocent children with sweets and snacks, so that the children's hearts will be filled with "hope" quickly.In the end, these children who enjoyed a happy time will be locked in the room of the bald head controlled by him, and the bald head will treat them as dinner one by one.

Through this method, Chubby quickly obtained the "desperate" power that belongs to the witch that is constantly emerging.

And because of his special identity from the parallel world, and because he never shows up in front of adults with mature superpowers to avoid trouble, he has been active in the dark in Yokohama for a long time.

"If I remember correctly, your name is Chubby, right?" Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes and looked at the cute alien creature in front of him. "The animation that has become popular recently on TV was also produced because of you?"

What he was talking about was an animation called "Magical Girl O".

It tells the story of five girls who voluntarily choose to become magical girls who guard the city in order to maintain world peace and defeat evil—positive, optimistic, healthy, and warm daily stories full of positive energy.

It is conceivable that those children who have watched cartoons, when they are invited to this weird place, find the magical creature that only exists in the virtual world such as TV - Kewpie, how happy they are and excited.

By the way, in that drama, the image of Chubby in front of me is a cute and righteous character who can fulfill the wishes of children, and is the elf companion of magical girls.

"That's right, I pointed a gun at those people and asked them to make sub-supply animations for me," Chubby tilted his head to one side, showing off maliciously, "It's like this."

Before he finished speaking, his figure suddenly disappeared on the spot, and reappeared on Osamu Dazai's shoulder in an instant, pointing the rabbit ears that had already turned into black muzzles at the latter's temple.

"brush--"

"Bam—"

Faster than a shot is a sharp knife with red flames.

Ji Guoyuan rushed forward quickly, the muzzle of the rabbit-eared gun deviated, and the heat wave brushed Dazai Osamu's face, and the distance was extremely close but did not damage a single hair of the latter.

In the next second, Cupid's head rolled into the grass.

The body still resting on the boy's shoulders slid limply against the coat and fell to the ground, like a lifeless rag doll.

The author has something to say: Some people eat my Amway "Magic Girl Madoka"

Don't be fooled by the name hhh

His spin-off game "Depression Syndrome" is also very fun

It is a very powerful computer game, with single player mode, double player mode and even three player mode

I remember the situation when I was playing with two friends in primary school, it was really cool and happy

Also accidentally press someone else's skill key

It seems that this game also has a hidden level, which is related to the anime, that is, if the character Lan Mao dies, he can come out of a level

(But the blue-haired blood bar is really thick, and it's not easy to die)

It seems that Akatsuki Homura will also have a hidden character in the braided version

Looks like it can also control Chubby (?)

That's about it

Finally, I must say, Yuanshen Saigao!Cupid must die! !

感谢在2020-07-0720:59:16~2020-07-0820:53:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: Xia Chuan Lu Jun 1;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: My MA, 1 bottle of Fox Minghu;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!