Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

At the beginning, Osamu Dazai picked up the kitten that grew by the side of the road purely because he thought the little guy was fun, and rarely considered the consequences. It was a decision made when his head was hot and his eyes were forced by the cat's fur.

But after thinking about it, the identity and origin of this child who seems to have the ability to transform into a cat is still unknown. Besides, even if the other party is really innocent, he is really just a "homeless and weak orphan wandering in Leibo Street". Dazai couldn't adopt him or take care of him or anything.

After all, his current residence was also arranged by Dr. Sen, and he has been under the care of this reliable adult (crossed out) Lolita uncle after he attempted suicide and was rescued by the doctor.

"But! It would be terrible if that unscrupulous doctor awakens some strange shotacon-like attributes!" Dazai picked up a small spoon and stirred the whole poached egg on the curry rice to pieces, decapitated, "So! I I want to ask Odasaku to adopt this child temporarily! That's it~"

After listening to the other party's discussion, Oda Saku glanced at Enichi who was carried to the dining table and was playing with the plastic yellow duck seriously with his paws, and calmly stuffed a small spoonful of extra spicy curry rice into his mouth.

"Although you said so, but... I have no experience in taking care of such a small child." He chewed the rice grains that seemed to have been melted into magma, and seemed to recall something, his eyes were a little sad, "Perhaps, people like me can't take care of such a child at all." Not good at taking care of others."

Catching the flash of melancholy in Oda Saku's eyes, Dazai narrowed those beautiful iris-colored eyes as if realizing something.

The man in front of him was indeed different from ordinary people.

——After being asked to take care of a completely unfamiliar child by an unfamiliar person who only met once, he didn't immediately make such things as "you are so strange" and "please, it's too rare Let’s get out of here” complained, but skipped the most important link and thought deeply about the next step.

As expected of you!Oda-kun!

What an unfathomable man!

"Well! Oda Tsukuru, how will you know if you don't try everything?" Unwilling to give up, Dazai put his palms together, made a gesture of sincere pleading, and said persuasively, "The sage said: 'Dare to try for the first time'."

"Maybe after you have this valuable experience, you will be surprised to find that you have a knack for taking care of children by accident?"

When the man across the table heard the words, his blue eyes were shaken for a moment.

It's now!

Dazai seized the opportunity, preparing to launch the final blow to the "prey" in front of him.

"Could it be that you, Odasaku, have the heart to let such a cute child go back to the cold and damp slums to sleep on the streets alone?" The boy whose half face and one eye were all wrapped in bandages bit his teeth and didn't know where to get them out. The handkerchief that came out, "If this is the case, it would be too pitiful!"

"..."

Somewhere in his heart was subtly touched, the young man with slight facial paralysis bit his rice spoon, and slightly shifted his gaze to look at the person they were talking about while having fun.

At this moment, Yuan Mao stretched out his short arms, trying to put the little yellow duck that was kindly presented by the manager of this western restaurant on top of his head.

But it's a pity that the top of his head is round, and the base of the duckling is flat. No matter how much the cat-eared kid tweaks and fiddles with the duck, the wobbly little plastic toy can't stand on it as he wished. It just rolled down on his bulging belly after finishing [-] children's meals again and again, and was picked up by him and placed on top of his head again and again.

After so many repetitions, the child's face showed no signs of impatience or irritability about smashing the little yellow duck with a punch, but he was meek and quietly fiddled with it, his coral red eyes were filled with turmoil. Rippled calm.

Odasaku looked at him silently, tilting his head slightly, as if thinking about something.

[Different from other noisy children... even I can...]

Sensing the line of sight from this side, Yuanyi turned his head sensitively, and the little yellow duck also fell on the table with a "crack" at this time, and was picked up by Dazai Jian, who was propping his cheek, and held it in his hand Squeeze out a magical cry.

On the other side, two pairs of eyes, one red and one blue, looked at each other unconsciously. The two were silent for a while, and neither of them spoke first, as if they were having some weird brain wave communication.

In the end, facing the ignorant little head in front of him, Oda Saku still asked the question that had been in his heart all along:

"Son, how old are you?"

Yuanyi who was being questioned naturally couldn't answer immediately, he still took a few shots to look away, looked at Dazai who was twitching his lips slightly, as if nothing had happened. , looked down at her fluffy paws, and finally stretched out all her fingers towards the man who asked her age.

Odasaku: "...?"

Looking at the two claws coming towards his face, Odasaku was confused for a second.

But he quickly realized what it was like, and immediately showed a dazed expression.

The young man with reddish-brown hair temporarily put aside the rice spoon in his hand, took the napkin and carefully wiped his hands, and then imitated the cat in front of him and made the same gesture of reaching out, facing the powder-puffing cat in front of him. Pad... lightly pressed a paw.

[knew]

[I have to promise to give you a high-five before telling me, right? ]

Oda Saku: Upright face.jpg←Someone who thinks he is connected to brain waves

Yuanyi: "?..."

On the side, Dazai, who had a panoramic view of the boy and girl with paralyzed faces, was holding back his laughter so much that his toes almost scratched the floor with his leather shoes.

He couldn't bear to break the harmonious scene in front of him, so he could only cover his stomach, put his head on the dining table with a distorted expression.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha -haha hahahahahard fields, what can he do with you]

[Eight fingers!He is expressing that he is eight years old! Eight years old! ]

[No, no, no, no, Odasaku's expression is so kind and honest, I can't expose him!To hold back I absolutely must hold back! ]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ]

"What's wrong with Dazai? Did you get sick after eating spicy curry?"

Noticing someone in the form of a madman pinching the little yellow duck with a distorted face, Odasaku withdrew his hand from the two cat paws and asked with concern.

The plastic toy in the boy's bandage-wrapped hand was pinched and let out a strange whine (duck: quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

"I... nothing... nothing... Ha! Ha! Hahaha!"

"Well, yeah, that's good."

"Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose!"

"It doesn't look like it's okay..."

Dazai: [Hahahahahahahahaha xn]

Yuanyi, who lost the little yellow duck with his hands empty, raised his eyes with a little fear to see the swiping text box floating all over Dazai's head, and his expressionless little silly face was about to be overwhelmed.

[Well, maybe, the compatibility between these two people is surprisingly good~]

Dazai, who was wiping away tears, thought in his heart before the boss with quivering pupils and trembling fingers dialed the emergency call.