Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

[A butterfly in the Amazon rainforest flaps its wings, and two weeks later, it may set off a hurricane in Texas, USA. 】

——Source "Du Niang"

The five adopted by Odasaku—Kosuke, Katsumi, Shinji, Sakura, and Yu—find their big brother terrifying.

In fact, these children had heard about the first child adopted by Oda three years ago, and they also clamored and begged Oda to show them the only picture in their mobile phone. Photos of the child.

As a straight man who doesn't take many photos, this only precious resource was saved by Dazai borrowing the other party's cell phone to capture it secretly.

On the screen, there is a child with cat ears holding a ball of purple wool, with three suits of cats on his head, who happens to be looking at the camera.

The medium-length black hair is soft and fluffy, touching the shoulders smoothly, and the ends are curled just right, showing a flame red color.

In addition, the child in the photo has a delicate and beautiful little face that is white and soft, and two pomegranate-colored eyes are moist and bright, revealing an innocence between a child and a small animal.

The fluffy tail is drooping behind it, and it looks like it is about to shake at any time. People can't help but want to climb up and grab it with their hands or a small hand...

It was such a cute little dumpling that instantly captured the hearts of the five children.They have been looking forward to the addition of this new member more than once since a long time ago.

However, children are still too naive after all.

When Hanhan, a cat taller than each of them by one to one and a half heads, stood in front of them, the shadow of the cat's outline extended to cover several small radish heads.

Xingzhu and the others shivered, huddled together like chicks, and looked a little nervously at the face-paralyzed elder brother who was not angry and pretentious, and the elder brother was also condescending, with his eyelashes slightly drooping, watching them silently.

Five people: QWQ

Weak, pitiful, and helpless.jpg

What about the soft and cute kitty you talked about? ?

What about the warm plush little sun puppet that was promised to be small enough to be hugged in your arms and used to keep warm? ?

The big brother with facial paralysis who looks like he is about to fight with someone is exuding a school domineering aura. No matter how you look at it, he is not the cute dumpling who looks at the camera holding a ball of wool and a three-colored cat on his head, right?

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow TvTx5

Sure enough...the picture is for reference only, is this sentence the truth?

It's just that, it looks so cold and iceberg, but the way the red eyes are quietly watching over is very gentle... Having said that, the way he doesn't speak is almost more majestic than Odasaku... This, is Is their big brother?

Yuan* I just didn’t know what to say so I stared silently* Inexplicably added various strange filters to be read and understood* One: "?"

……

Because he was much taller, Yuanyi was not wearing the very plain simple bathrobe that he liked to wear most in the past.

What he is wearing now is a custom-made three-piece suit of kimono haori and long hakama, the color matching is similar to the one worn by Ji Guoyuanyi.

Maybe it's because of the clothes, or maybe it's because I've stayed in the Armed Detective Agency for too long, and I've acquired the aura of the head of the house (President: Ah Choo), so that these younger brothers and sisters in front of me will treat me with respect. Yuanyi has such an illusion.

So, in order to get rid of the children's first impression of him being wrong, Yuanyi decided to say hello to them first after thinking about it for a long time after disconnecting (crossing out).

So he said: [Hello]

Hearing the words, the little radishheads stood at attention one by one, and nodded solemnly, as if waiting for the next order from the little chief, eagerly waiting for his next words.

However, this was followed by a silent and awkward stare.

There is no text.

Several people:"……"

Yuanyi: "?"

Mutual stare - x6

Tens of seconds later...

Text boxes and small expressions of "QAQ" were flying all over the sky, replacing their owners Qi Shushu trembling in the air.

Sure enough, this big brother is still scary!

Was it this taciturn personality?

And I didn't know what happened just now... When the eldest brother spoke, his mouth didn't open at all, as if... It was as if he directly conveyed his inner thoughts to everyone's minds through supernatural powers...

Their eldest brother is indeed their eldest brother, looking horizontally, vertically, sideways, and standing upside down, he is full of majesty, and even the way he speaks... Twelfth high-end!

Lifting his eyes, he silently read Yuanyi in the text box: "????"

Little question mark, he has many friends.

Yuan Yi never expected that after the greeting, the fear on the faces of these younger brothers and sisters in front of him would be even greater, even apart from the simple fear, there would be a little more... Looking up to the respect of the boss?

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He was completely confused.

In fact, Yuanyi also tried his best to establish a good relationship with them.

On the way here, he even thought about whether children like cats more, whether he should just change into a completely cat-like form to meet them for the first time, or change into a child's form to blend in with children as before, so that it is more convenient to mix in .

However, when he was in the detective agency, when Ranpo discovered that Yuanyi could become bigger than a five or six-year-old child, he said that he preferred the older Yuanyi.

Although with age, the baby fat on Yuanmao's face is not as soft and fleshy as before, and the hand feeling of pinching it is not as good as before.But correspondingly, an 11-year-old cat is more fluffy when held than a 5-year-old cat, and the soft fur on the tail is also more lush. The whole cat does not feel very good when held in the arms.

Q: Why choose Big Cat?

A: Of course it’s because the big cat is more comfortable when rua!

At that time, Edogawa ranpo, holding a slightly larger kitten in his left hand, and a larger adult cat in his right hand, buried by the cat.

And as for the reason why Yuanyi can speak directly without opening his mouth—since System Lord sorted out all of Saiki Kusuo’s supernatural powers for him last time, (although the number is so large that he and System Lord sometimes Can't quickly figure out what kind of ability he has), Yuanyi feels that Saiki Kusuo's [Mind Power Control] supernatural ability can directly transmit his own thoughts into the minds of others without opening his mouth, so as to assist in communication The ability is very good, very energy-saving.

So Yuanyi has since learned the stunt of "speaking even without opening his mouth".

At this moment, Saiki Kusuo somewhere: "Ah!"

At the same moment, the energy-saving king who was named somewhere on campus: "?" (Turning face to look at the camera.JPG)

……

However, such an easy-to-use and labor-saving skill, in the eyes of these five little radish bosses, has become a symbol of majesty, dominance and arrogance.

[Yeah yah yah DAZE...]

Yuan Yi sighed inwardly with a paralyzed face.

Before he came, he never expected that the first meeting with his family members in the future would be so unsatisfactory.

Originally, in order to prevent Odasaku from worrying that he could not get along well with these children and could not blend in, Yuanyi asked Jiguo Maomao to rehearse and practice a friendly smile together.

As a result, when it came time to perform on the spot in the test, when Yuanyi showed the results of his three-day hard training to the five lucky helpers, the five children were shocked to see that their elder brother in front of him, the upper half of his face remained expressionless, and the lower half of his face remained expressionless. The mouth corners of the face are curved unnaturally, and the mouth finally looks like a letter "V" on top of P... as much as possible.

Not only does it not convey a sense of intimacy, but it is paired with the domineering aura that spreads out of the child's height and unconsciousness. People who don't know it may think that the bully of the upper grades is asking for protection from the innocent elementary school students of the lower grades. fee.

Seeing that the family relationship is about to break down (bushi), Yuan Kazuki fell into thinking again with a face.

Do you want to try to say a famous line that you saw in a certain TV series?It seems to fit the context of the moment very well.

——【I'm here to join this family, not to tear it apart. 】

However, in order to stop him, Yuan Yi, who had a serious expression and tried to transmit his thoughts, sneezed on the spot without warning.

"Ah - chirp!"

——Maomao's ears trembled, and the small layer of fur on it also trembled.

The tail twisted into a small ball because its owner leaned forward slightly, covering his face with his sleeve.

Five people: "Ah... Chirp?"

"..."

"..."

[blushing red////]

The strange favorability has increased...

However, just when the five good boys wanted to come forward to check whether their brother had caught a cold due to the cold weather these days, they saw the cold and majestic (filter) brother suddenly seemed to have been washed in a front-loading washing machine The shirt shrunk, and it got smaller little by little.

Changed, smaller?

Huh?

No, no, this is not the plot of "being framed by an evil organization and taking drugs and becoming smaller" in movies and TV. How could it appear in the ordinary daily life of ordinary elementary school students like them?

Definitely because the clothes got bigger, umm, definitely.

However, Yuanyi's body has really shrunk at a speed visible to the naked eye, his stature has become a little bit shorter, his hands and feet have also shrunk, and his arms have turned back into fleshy lotus root-like children's arms.

In the end, Yuan Yi, who was a five or six-year-old boy, sat dazedly in a pile of fabrics piled up on the ground, continuing to be confused.

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Really* weak, pitiful and helpless...

Looking at his too small hand, he grasped it lightly in an experimental way.

The oversized feathers fell to the side, and two pairs of small feet protruded from the clothes, shaking.

After realizing that his body had really changed, Yuan moved his ears helplessly, and looked blankly at his younger siblings who were suddenly much taller than him.

Meow meow meow?What's the matter?

What went wrong?

While Yuanmao here was full of question marks and couldn't figure out the situation, the fifth child over there was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly his eyes widened and brightened instantly.

It turns out that Odasaku didn't lie to them, this big brother can still become like the one in the photo.

I saw a group of children who were still trembling at first, but at this time they had completely lost their previous cautiousness. When they saw the kittens, they all cheered up and surrounded them, and the chatterbox seemed to be completely opened up, and they began to ask Yuanyi if he was working with Oda. In that way, he also has his own superpowers, so he can manipulate the age at will, and asked him if he can also teach them how to learn ventriloquist.

Fate One: 0-0?

Sure enough, everyone still likes to play with children of the same age, and Yuan Yi feels that he has enlightened again (no).

This side is dealing with five children, Yuan Yi doesn't think that the shrinkage this time is accidental.

Sure enough, after waiting for a while, the text box prompted by the system appeared in front of my eyes.

The system told him that there might be some trouble this time.

[The host has accumulated too many supernatural abilities over the past three years, which has exceeded the maximum load of [Son of God], resulting in the failure of some supernatural abilities, and the reduction of personal data such as physique and age]

[The system will be upgraded as soon as possible, and reasonable adjustments will be made. At the same time, in accordance with the habits of the host, the unused or weak abilities will be appropriately deleted, and the numbering will be rearranged to free up space for abilities]

After reading the text, Yuan Yi took the time to rub his paws over the head of a child who was acting coquettishly towards him, blinked and nodded, indicating that he understood.

Although [Son of God]'s ability to collect supernatural powers is very powerful and almost inclusive, it is not perfect.

At the very least, the current abilities will not all exist in the system invariably.

Take [VitaSexualis] as an example, as early as two years ago, Yuanyi gradually discovered that the abilities he collected from Mori Ogai were also changing.

As a humanoid supernatural power, the swordsman Ji Guoyuanyi of the Demon Slayer Squad from the Warring States Period, as time goes by, the time he can be summoned to stay in this world is getting less and less.Moreover, its body gradually became transparent.

Regarding this point, the explanation given by the system is that "Yuan Yi" and "Jiguo Yuan Yi" are essentially the same person, the same individual living in different parallel planes.

[VitaSexualis] This supernatural ability is to allow Ji Guoyuan Yi, who has long died in another dimension, to reappear in this world.

And the resurrection in this sense is not completely free.

He was originally a ray of dead soul, and he should not have broken the rules of the world and existed at the same time as "Fate One" from another world.

The same plane does not allow two identical individuals to exist.

To put it simply, as Yuanyi gradually grows up, the existence of Jiguo Yuanyi from the Warring States Period will be gradually erased by the "world" that realizes that someone broke the rules, and eventually disappear completely. Forcibly correcting mistakes, resulting in the result of "only one Yuanyi will exist".

Even as a humanoid supernatural power, Ji Guoyuan will eventually disappear, forever.

Although, I don't care much about that powerful young swordsman who occasionally exudes a melancholy atmosphere.

For the past three years, Yuanyi has been accepting his teachings. For him, the other party has become a teacher and friend, like a father and brother, an irreplaceable existence.

And Ji Guoyuan naturally has deep feelings for this "self" who is similar to him but completely different.

Although it didn't take long, I watched the child in front of me grow up little by little, his height grew like a bamboo shoot watered by spring rain, and his sword skills became more and more proficient day by day...

Seeing that he can be accepted by this world, loved by people around him, and grow up in a world without evil spirits, he is naturally very pleased.

Because of different abilities, Ji Guoyuan saw another possibility of himself.That even he can have the possibility of being qualified for happiness, although he may not be able to experience this kind of happiness in person, but even watching silently behind that child in such a posture, like a guardian spirit, is far away. Look... even though there is not much time left, he is still grateful for this wonderful experience after his body died.

Regarding whether Ji Guoyuan will disappear completely with the transparency of the body as expected, even the current system cannot give a definite answer to this question.

But the system assured Yuanyi that no matter whether the opponent disappeared or whether the text box showing the ability was black or lit, he would not delete the ability during cleaning.

Yuanyi, now it is no longer possible to summon Jiguo Yuanyi all the time like before.At least there are some restrictions on time and occasion.

Although it is a bit regrettable, some roads must be walked by him alone.

For example, what I said next - this very dangerous road, he needs to face it alone.

[Host, the system has detected an individual affected by your out-of-control ability]

The text box pops up.

[This individual is affected by the supernatural ability of [My generation is a cat] that you leaked, and its body automatically turns into a cat, and because it is contaminated with the energy of the other world of the host body, this leak cannot be eliminated by [Disqualification in the World]]

Yuanyi: "."0.0

[To put it simply, there is an unfortunate guy who turned into a cat because of your host's ability, and he can't change back]

The system kindly explained it again in plain language for the 11-year-old bewildered master.

Yuanyi: "!" OO

Yuanyi felt that something was wrong with him.

But after all, that unfortunate person turned into a cat because he was affected by his out-of-control ability. Perhaps the person concerned is very troubled now.After all, it was his responsibility to cause this kind of thing, and he felt that he had to be responsible to that person.

[The affected individual... who is it? ]

After a while, the system listened to the thoughts from the little master, and he asked him this.

[The system is detecting]

[The lock is completed, and now the relevant materials of the affected people are distributed]

Soon, a cool photoshoot hit Yuanyi's face through the system's electronic projection.

After seeing the photo on Dang's face clearly, Yuanyi's pupils trembled.

[Individual affected: Mr. Nakahara Nakaya, one of the Hong Kong and black double black groups. ]

[A cat in the children's room on the second floor of the western restaurant hits a chirp, and in two seconds, it may cause the port mafia to lose a member]

——Source "Look, who's talking nonsense again"

[For every cat-like ah-jiu in the world, there will be one who won't be a human (x)]

——Source "Oh, Yuan Lai, It's Myself"

The author has something to say: the wrong chapter has been replaced

I made a mistake and sent the wrong manuscript【Dogeza】

qwq I was wrong, there will be no next time [super loud apology]

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Of course Yuanmao can't be masturbated all the time

He wants to fuck other cats too

Chuya: Meow ow ow ow! ? (Suddenly the cat becomes frightened and loses color)

Dazai: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Goose Goose...cough puff

Hong Kong and Black have lost two capable generals.

Mori: …………………

Thank you for the invitation, the lack of people is even more lacking, and the head is cooler;)

.感谢在2020-07-0214:57:43~2020-07-0315:28:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 for Li Tao; 1 for Xia Chuan Lu Jun;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Lonely Yundou; 5 bottles of feeding leaders; 1 bottle of Songcheng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!