Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

The day Kunikida arrived at the Armed Detective Agency, he was carrying a bag of fresh fruit in his hand.

How to put it, when Edogawa Ranpo and Yosano Akiko recalled this scene, they all felt that it was very suitable for Kunikida Mama's character design.

But in Neon, where grapes are sold one by one, eating a whole chunk of watermelon is the behavior of a rich woman, and the price of fruit is so expensive that it makes people cry.

As a disciple of Fukuzawa Yukichi, this person who was still in the transition period from a teenager to a youth, wearing old-fashioned glasses, and dark blonde hair, when he first came to the main gate of Butei, he was completely in a cat state The Yuan cat is shrinking into a small ball and taking a nap on the carpet, wagging its tail and yawning in boredom.

However, Kunikida noticed this little animal, just as if he saw a pair of children's shoes that were not squarely placed at the door, he calmly kept his eyes on it for a second, and then pushed the frame on the bridge of his nose. Put on the glasses, then calmly walk away.

Ranpo and Akiko, who silently saw this series of actions, were stunned.

This guy... actually ignored Mao Mao!

He didn't even have the slightest desire to squat down and ruarua?

Kunikida, true man (than thumb).

To be honest, everyone who steps into the Armed Detective Agency, whether it is a client, a handyman or even a regular cleaning uncle, will fall into forced amnesia after seeing a kitten lazily basking in the sun and playing with its tail. What are you doing here and then naturally enter into ten or even 10 minutes of sage (swipe) cat time.

If the client who came to the door that day commissioned something that was not urgent or difficult for the detective agency, some of them would even pick up the kitten lying on the ground, put it on the lap and rub the soft hair with their hands , while repeating the content of the commission in the most lengthy language, as if they were not here for a serious commission, but just to greedy the cats of the detective agency. (Butei club members: ##)

Since the cleaning uncle found out that he had this cat, he came to the detective agency to clean it more frequently. In the past, it was a comprehensive cleaning every few weeks. It blends with the blue sky outside the window, causing flying insects to miss the window and crash into it. The office lounge reception room of the detective agency is so clean that there is no speck of dust.

"It's too exaggerated! Master Keisuke!"

One day, Yu Xie Ye finally couldn't help complaining to the old man who came in the morning and arrived in the afternoon, making funny faces with the cat while painting on the ground with a mop to coax the cat to play.

"And don't just start drawing detailed ukiyo-e on the floor!"

"—It's terrible! After all, what kind of business have you ever been in!?"

After being complained about so much, the uncle did not come to the Armed Detective Agency again.Instead, his wife proposed and replaced his job extremely forcefully.

Since then, people who have come to Wuzhen Commission have a high probability to see a kind old lady, together with the cat who is fostered here, you play with a ball of yarn and we weave harmonious scenes.

The joy of petting a cat is beyond your imagination.

Not to mention being arrogant and pointing your butt at a cold cat that doesn’t want to stuff you, like Yuanmao, who is docile and close to people without any airs of mastery, will obediently be at your feet if you have a little cheek to ask Going around in circles and rubbing the soft fur, it is like a fairy cat among cats!

Who doesn't love such a cub?May I ask, who can ignore and pass by without a trace of waves in their hearts?

Of course you can't just let him go!

However, what others cannot do, Kunikida has done!

As expected of him, he easily did what everyone couldn't!

Kunikida Mama... Ah, this name was given to Kunikida by Butei later on. Anyway, among the fruits that Kunikida brought back at the beginning, there were——

"Apple?" Luanbu was like a cat earnestly picking at a ball of yarn, rummaging through the shopping bag, and took out a bright red fruit from it.

"Wow, banana," Xie Ye also came up to check curiously, "and it's a big one!"

"Oh, it seems that there are also cucumbers." Simply wiped it with the sleeve, took a big bite and left a row of neat tooth marks on the apple, and chewed together with the potato chips that had just been stuffed into his mouth, mumbled.

"It's so unpalatable..." He finally concluded bitterly.

"Who told you to eat it with potato chips..." Yu Xie Ye==speechless expression complained.

Seeing that Ranpo was stealing food behind his back again—at this moment, he slapped his paws on the ground and climbed up to the desk, his fluffy head stuck into the plastic bag, and he had to repeat the same posture that Edogawa Ranpo had a few seconds before Go inside and stretch out your paws to dig out.

"Ah, there it is, the cat drills the bag." Yu Xie Ye picked up an apple that was squeezed out of the table and rolled to the ground, wiped it on the white shirt, and it seemed that he was about to eat it.

"Hey, that hasn't been washed yet!" Kunikida, who came over to see this scene, almost widened his eyes, trying to stop him, as if he had greeted him a bit.

"It's okay, the floor is clean." Yu Xie Ye stopped, raised one foot and stepped on the ground, signaling.

Kunikida: "..."

How fat are these two?

No matter how clean it is, you can't pick it up and eat it directly.

Although there is indeed a blingbling strange light shining here, and what the hell is this faint trace of Ukiyo-e pattern.

"The steps of washing before eating are basic common sense!"

Kunikida sighed, and took a step forward to avoid the apple in the hands of Yosano and Ranpo.

The two young men looked at each other, then went to pick up the green and forgiving cucumbers in the bag, and looked back at him together.

"Cucumbers should also be peeled first."

Kunikida Doppo wanted to help his forehead.

Why are one or two of these people so disturbing? Are they really so rough?

He felt like he was about to become an old mother.

Apples and cucumbers have been ruled out, and everything that is impossible can be ruled out, so what remains is the truth even if it is unbelievable... I can only eat bananas.

Kunikida Doppo: "Don't just quote famous lines in strange places!!"

So, in the afternoon, the two hungry people turned their eyes to the plastic bag again, and found that a silent little guy had already peeled off the banana peel, and was scratching the white silk on it with his paw.

The two of them instantly revealed the doting eyes of the old mother, withdrew their hands, just watched and let him eat.

Kunikida Doppo: "Don't spoil the cat too much!!"

Kunikida Doppo: "And why do I have to take on the job of complaining! I'm not such a role!!"

……

Just when Yuanyi wiped away the bitter white silk that was bothering people, and was about to bite off the huge Ba Na Na Ah Wu in one bite, Kunikida snatched it away.

"Does this also need to be dealt with?"

Isn't it delicious to eat bananas directly?

Ranpo and Xie Ye turned their heads at the same time, looking at him puzzled.

The expression "Why is this person so annoying, old lady" is written all over his face.

Kunikida Doppo frowned, stretched out the middle finger of his right hand and depressedly pushed his glasses.

"of course."

"you win."

The defeated two sank into the back of the chair together, watching the tall newcomer leave with a bag of cats.

Kunikida looked at the fluffy little head whose face was not as big as a palm, arched it out of the bag, tilted his head to look at his kitten, shook his head and sighed.

Giving such a small kitten something large or mallet-shaped will get stuck, so finely chop it into small pieces.

In addition, although some fruits can be eaten by cats, too much water will cause the cat's stomach to be stimulated, so it is necessary to strictly control the feeding amount.

And fruits such as grapes, carambola, citrus, cherries, plums, etc. that are harmful to cats’ kidneys, hair, liver, and stomach are not included in the plan and should not be used.

Therefore, after choosing and choosing, Kunikida chose apples, bananas and cucumbers, three kinds of fruits that can be fed without fail.

as well as……

Thinking of this, Kunikida opened the notebook he was carrying with him, turned to a page, and pushed the glasses that were so reflective that he had a villainous sense of sight again.

Also, apple cores must be removed to avoid misuse by cats. Pesticides left on the fruit must also be washed and washed, and cucumbers must be peeled well!

Perfect √

"Click" to close the notebook. The above content is the information compiled by the president of the Armed Detective Agency a few days ago after he learned that there are cats in the Armed Detective Agency.

Although before going out, while waiting for the train, while taking the train, while waiting for the Shinkansen, while taking the Shinkansen... (Here we omit the N journeys of Kunikida's itinerary) and before knocking on the door of the Armed Detective Agency, Kunikida has repeatedly read the more than ten pages recorded in the notebook about "how to live in peace with cats".

Of course, in addition to the cat's diet, these contents also include how to play happily with the cat.Including playing games with cats so that cats can win or lose, so as to benefit the cat's physical and mental health, such trivial tips as this.

At this moment, Kunikida, who had finished reading it again, felt that he was finally confident, so he took the fate of "attempting to read the text box above Kunikida's head because the number of text boxes was too large to enter a state of dizziness" cautiously with the standard The cat moved to pick it up from the plastic bag and put it on a small chair not far away, then lowered its head and began to handle the fruit carefully and delicately.

2years later...

When the chaos outside and Yosano almost forgot that there was such a person as Kunikida, Kunikida *exquisite boy* Dupo (mistake) finally brought out a dish of the same style as the flower planter. The fruit platter walked tremblingly with trembling steps on the calves.

Kunikida: #O口0!!)～

[Legs are numb...]

With Xie Ye: "..."

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Yawning in Ranpo, Edogawa raised his face from the detective novel he was reading, glanced casually at Kunikida, and then opened his eyes slightly with a premonition.

Almost in the next second, Kunikida, like a newborn fawn or an octogenarian grandpa jio-numbed, slipped on the ground that was repeatedly rubbed by the cleaning lady until it was as smooth as a mirror. Rotate.

Kunikida: "Ohno!—"

With Yosano: OoO

Random steps: =L=.

In an instant, the red shadow flashed, and the child in red, who had transformed into a human form, stood upright, brushed past Kunikida who had become an emoji face, and swished into the air.

Kunikida's eyes gradually widened, and everything seemed to be in slow motion. The cat's paws passed the fruit tray just a few feet away.

Hands are too short!

not enough...

History is always strikingly similar. Yuanyi player jiojio also slipped, and the cat gnawed on the mud and fell to the ground.

Just when Yosano and Kunikida thought the fruit platter was about to turn into pieces, the tail behind the child waited for the opportunity and poked it out quickly.

In the end, he firmly supported the tray that was about to fall, and swished and swished a few times to accurately pick up the flying fruit.

Tail: "Yeah..." Lie Ya Lie (relaxed)

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It all happened too suddenly, when Kunikida touched the glasses and put them back on, he hurriedly crawled to check the Karenomao who was grabbing the ground with his face, the latter had already flung himself on the ground motionless.

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Leaving aside the unexpected situation of the cat turning into a living person anywhere, Kunikida Asama nervously wanted to turn Enichi over to see if there was anything wrong.

Looking at it this way, something really happened.

— Something happened to the floor.

It... cracked.

Kunikida: "???"

Children, do you have a lot of question marks?

Until the end, several people began to slowly enjoy the bunny apples, cut into sandwiches, hamburgers or pagoda-shaped superimposed cucumber slices, banana slices and apple slices, making something similar to "the refreshing taste of cucumbers dilutes the sweetness of bananas, The sweetness and sourness of the perfect and apple are intertwined and danced on the taste buds, as if showing me a breathtaking and wonderful waltz... I'm sorry, I can't make it up anymore." Yunyun Food Channel's speech and "Kunikida I will definitely marry you" Waiting for Quqi to speak and enjoy the leisure time in the afternoon, Kunikida Doppo has not recovered from the bowl-sized deep hole on the floor.

"Well, don't worry about it," Ranbu and Xie Ye, who were very open-minded, were leisurely eating fruit with toothpicks in their mouths, shrugging their shoulders and waving their hands to comfort him indifferently, "It's good to get used to this kind of thing."

Kunikida Doppo: "How can I get used to it!!"

Kunikida Doppo: "Contrast Moe is not such a contrast method!!"

"Damn, Kunikida, you are too serious." Yosano patted the shoulder of someone who collapsed, and took advantage of the situation to move the entire remaining large plate of fruits to Enichi.

"Wait a minute! This is too much!"

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay."

"This child's stomach will be affected!"

Kunikida stretched out his hand to stop it, but Enichi gracefully unsealed the seal on the tail, opened his second mouth wide and swallowed the fruit including the plate.

Kunikida: "Gah!?!?"

Yosano: "Look, I told you not to worry."

Yoshino blinked at a gray-white petrified man, poked the last piece of rabbit apple in his share of fruit, and handed the plate to Yuanyi, who was busy licking his claws, as usual.

The next second, the crunching, jaw-chattering devil's voice came again, and Mr. Tail didn't mind being watched and eaten.

Kunikida: "..."

o口o!→0口0!!→O口O!!!

So, after the floor...

Kunikida Doppo: I, also, split.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-3014:29:25~2020-07-0118:02:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Chu Feng 1;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：楚风、小依50瓶；沉迷吃瓜30瓶；江心秋月白、Mimilis、颜20瓶；刹那芳华10瓶；發呆X呆發6瓶；墨诗意5瓶；有只兔子有只猫2瓶；宋城、咔叽吧唧1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!