Yokohama's Son of God, meow!

I also vaguely understood what happened the moment I saw Alice.

Sure enough, the new leader of the port mafia threatened to organize the lives of all the young children, so he had to temporarily work with Dazai on behalf of the gangsters, looking for the dead ancestors to reappear in the incident and wasteland. Puzzles about bullying.

"This, is this the legendary mobile phone?...Ah!! Chuya! Sorry! It's my fault! I didn't take care of the child," the voice of the informant teenager turned from doubt to anxiety from Sen's mobile phone , "But now everyone has fallen into a deep sleep, no matter what they can't wake up, there are marks of needle holes on their bodies, they must have been injected with drugs... You should think of a way!"

"Chuya! Both Akira and I were caught by those bastards in Hong Kong! Come and save us quickly! Just like before!" This was Shogo's voice.

Everything is too bad, the worst.

Zhong Ye anxiously crushed the carpet all over the floor with gravity, and made a pit in the floor of the Ganghei boss's office.

"Oh, calm down, Nakaya-kun," Mori Ogai called out deliberately, then raised his hand and pressed the call button, "If you like to play the game of going through the floor, you might as well join our port Mafia as soon as possible. .”

"To be honest, the floor of my house is quite big, can you step on it enough?"

Saying such witty words in front of Nakahara Nakaya who exploded in anger, Mori Ogai not only didn't have the slightest accusation for his bad behavior, but instead discarded his mobile phone on the table, and opened his arms and left and right hands each with a small one and a big one La sank into the back of the chair.

"Oh, by the way, Lantang should have shown you the follow-up report of the news in the morning, right?" Mori Ogai didn't intend to shut up, and continued to make up, "The two who kidnapped my lovely Alice-chan Damn hentai, he died cleanly in the end, huh?"

"The poison on them is the same poison that was used on your lambs."

"If you want to get the antidote, Chuya-kun probably doesn't know what to do?"

Chuya: "Tsk! Bastard!!"

Osamu Dazai glanced at Alice, who was sitting on Mori's right knee, with disdain, and reluctantly dodged Sen's head-touching attack on her, while Karenichi on his right knee did not dodge or evade the evil The big hand covered the two pairs of big, loose cat ears, and was forced to shake his head slightly after being rubbed.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Dazai sighed uncomfortably many times in the office.

What a reckless waste...

Yuanyi didn't have time to pay attention to Mori Ogai, at the moment he was trying his best to gnaw on the little cucumber he was holding in his claws.

Mori still has a good conscience, knowing that an excessive amount of Polygonum will cause harm to the cat, so at this moment, he used the last cucumber that Alice hated most instead of Polygonum.

It's just that the little cucumber is "small" compared to Sen, and it looks very thick when it falls into the cat's tiny paws.

Because the size of the fruit is too big, and the cat’s small mouth is too small, so when gnawing, I can only nibble on the small baby teeth that have not grown up, hold it in my hand, gnaw with difficulty, and try to stick out my tongue to lick here and there. I don’t know what to do. Where to start.

Facing the hard food that can't be swallowed in one bite is already distressing enough, and even if he is already like this, he still needs to suffer from Sen's kneading of his cat's ears from time to time, and his expression also looks like he has been bullied, looking very pitiful that's it.

"Forgive me, Mr. Mori," Dazai couldn't help but talk after watching for a long time, and finally said, "If you are placed in Huaguo like this, you will be led by the police with a rope and taken into the police station of."

"Starting in three years?~"

The boy kindly reminded him, he smiled, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.

"Placing it in neon is also a trick."

Zhongyuan Zhong also almost squeezed out such a sentence from his teeth, a rare echo of Dazai who had been at odds with him in various ways before.

"Oh, I didn't do anything?" Mori Ogai dignifiedly and elegantly took out a pure white handkerchief from the pocket of his suit. colored sunglasses."

He happily helped the child with facial paralysis who was eating melons quietly wiped off the juice all over his face, and by the way, re-tucked the little messy braids for the other party, and then he ruthlessly tugged:

"I'm just taking care of the child in a normal way, feeding him vitamins and fiber that are good for the body, and putting on cute little dresses for him that children of this age will like."

He spread his hands, his face full of innocence: "Why do you slander my rare and loving father in this world, and add unwarranted charges to me?"

Two people: "..."

Alice next to her made a disgusting expression, she rarely discarded her ladylike image, and rolled her huge eyes.

Alice: "..."

You tmd is ghost father! ?

In the face of Mori Ogai's sudden pretentiousness, Dazai and Zhong, who couldn't bear it all the way, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and they all felt that they were hardened and their fists were hardened.

Coincidentally, at this time, the short girl dressed as a maid who had almost no sense of presence who also came out of the cubicle, who had been standing aside and waiting since the beginning, spoke at this time.

She bowed deeply to Dazai and Nakahara Higai, and said at the fastest speed in her life before Mori Ogai was addicted to cat sex and realized:

"Mr. Bandage! Mr. Hood! My ability is to erase the memory of a designated person for 2 seconds within a day. Please do it within 2 seconds... (0.1 second)"

Before he finished speaking, Yizai Yizhong almost rushed forward, using the footsteps of Huaguo students rushing to the cafeteria after class, and quickly dodged to the side of the person hugging left and right.

Dazai, who was close to Ben, touched Mori Ogai's shoulder at once, Disqualification in the World was activated, and Alice, who was patronizing and complaining, disappeared before she could utter a scream.

Mori Ogai, who had lost the protection of supernatural powers, instinctively took out the scalpel he carried with him in an attempt to defend himself, but when he touched it, he touched the bitten cucumber that Yuanyi had inserted into his hand.

Too late to dodge, the fist has arrived.

Dazai: "My lord, eat your fist."

Zhongye: "Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola xn"

……

……

Two seconds later, the accomplice who appeared to be a maid Lolita who was actually an adult woman wiped the sweat from her forehead.

Just now, she witnessed what may be the first tacit cooperation between the two blacks that will be feared in the future.

Although she was very grateful to Dr. Sen for treating her who was seriously ill and bringing her who had lost all her relatives due to the war to the organization at first, she even wanted to agree with her body on a whim.

But later, after learning that this man is only greedy for her body (crossed out) because she looks like a loli, and she is also a real face who forces a cute blonde girl to play dress-up games every day. , the image of the angel in white has already crumbled into pieces.

And, what's more, this loli fan seems to be on a whim today, and suddenly abducted a cute little boy from nowhere, and asked her to put on a woman's dress for him (although it is really suitable for this child, she is very motherly) I also took dozens of 360° photos with no dead ends as souvenirs... Ahem, this is not the point), the maid who couldn't bear it has long wanted to find a chance to teach this scumbag a lesson.

……

But now, looking at Mori Ogai's face full of bags, she suddenly felt a little square.

...Did I do something wrong?

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"Hiss...huh? Why is my face so painful?" The pig-faced leader holding the cucumber tilted his head in doubt, "Why is Alice missing? And Dazai Chuya-kun, what are your expressions?"

Dazai's eyes drifted to the right: "No, it's nothing... right? Chuya."

Chuya shifted his gaze to the left: "Ah, that's right, there is nothing, Dazai."

Sen Owai: "?"

When did these two become so close?

At the same time, the two who are not yet a double-black combination are communicating with each other through telegrams in their hearts.

Dazai: [Are you stupid are you attacking so hard?Look at how swollen this face is. Even if Miss Sister erases her memory, people like Mr. Mori will still notice it very quickly! ]

Zhong Ye: [Huh?Didn't you look happy just now?Smiling like a 250-jin black mud spirit, besides, I'm showing mercy!I didn't use any supernatural powers, and I didn't use shoes to crush me. What do you think of me? ? ]

Dazai: "..."

Life is not easy, Dazai sighed.

Originally thought that this person could punch three or four punches in a second at most, and Mori Ogai's thick skin would not be a big problem.

Who knew that the opponent swung 48 punches in one breath, and each punch was still punching to the flesh.

[Speaking of which, is this kid really human...? ]

While Dazai was trying hard to think about how to confuse this matter, Yuanyi who watched everything silently and witnessed how the pig's face was made into the whole process finally made a move.

He shook his little tail a few times, raised his paw and pressed Mori Ogai's hand that was about to touch his face to verify something.

[Detected that the number of tail wagging is consistent, and detected that the personal will is consistent]

[Son of God's ability, ability label X: Please Don't Die 2.0 has been activated]

[Please Don't Die 2.0: The ability to activate healing on any living body, the number of times is limited: 1 day/time]

After a burst of dazzling healing light, Mori Ogai's face became slicker again visible to the naked eye.

At this moment, his face is like the delicate skin of a 12-year-old girl, revealing a radiant luster.

Dazai: "..."

It was a pity, but it was finally a sigh of relief.

Chuya: "!"

Tsk, if I knew it earlier, I would have done it harder.