Daily life of a scumbag

Joo Seung-chan has recently started a vacation and spends most of his time at home.

Yin Wu and Fa Xiao Li Lingduan jointly opened a bar, which is mainly open at night, so there is no place to go during the day, and they always stay at home.

As a result, the time the two of them spend together stretched linearly, which made Yin Wu extremely irritable.

Just like now-

"Get up! Don't stand in front of the TV! Didn't you see that I was watching?" Yin Wushun threw the remote control in his hand towards Zhu Chengzan.

He frowned and looked at Zhu Chengzan, his eyes widened. If a special effect could be added, then Yin Wu would definitely burn Zhu Chengzan with the sparks from his eyes.

It's a pity that this is just a small daily life of a couple of scumbags, not a fantasy novel about cultivating immortals.So Yin Wu didn't have any skills to add, so he could only pant heavily to express his anger.

"Why do you like watching this all of a sudden?" Zhu Chengzan moved a few steps to the side, revealing most of the screen, where a little court lady was being caught poisoning.

Zhu Chengzan was very puzzled by Yin Wu's sudden obsession with Gongdou dramas recently.

After all, based on his understanding of Yin Wu, the other party should not be able to understand those twists and turns, and he should not be interested in watching it.

Yin Wu really doesn't like to watch Gongdou dramas with intrigue and fighting. With his personality, he never thinks about it for half a second when he can do it.

To him, this kind of drama is extremely boring. According to Yin Wu's original preferences, he would rather watch cartoons than watch these.

So what Zhu Chengzan thought was right.

It's just that he forgot that when human beings are driven to a desperate situation, in addition to bursting out with extreme wisdom, they will occasionally become extremely stupid.

Just like Yin Wu in front of him - his legal partner

——Just trying to find out some strategies and tactics from Gongdouju that can plot against him.

Ever since he accidentally saw a clip of the empress plotting others in a drama on Weibo, Yin Wu decided to start following the drama.He watched it for several hours every day, and then revisited it, in order to get some inspiration for dealing with Zhu Chengzan.

That's why the vigor of the second criminal was flying with wings inserted, and no one could stop it.

"Zhu Chengzan, what are you doing to turn off the TV! It's at its climax! That empress is about to tell a trick! You turn it on quickly!" Yin Wuzheng watched vigorously, and the screen suddenly went black, and he even jumped out of the black screen. I saw the stupid look on my face.

Yin Wu was very angry, he stared at Zhu Chengzan, and whipped him fiercely with his eyes.

"Starting at the screen for a long time will affect your eyesight. Since you woke up this morning, you have watched it for three hours. You need to take a break." Zhu Chengzan turned around and pulled out the plug.

"I want you to be troublesome! My eyesight is 5.2! One eye can instantly kill you, a weak four-eyed chicken! You can see through the color of your underwear with your eyes closed! You open it for me!" Yin Wu was furious, he felt that he was going to explode up.If it wasn't for the fact that there were too many and tragic lessons from history, which made him very aware of the gap in force between himself and Zhu Chengzan, he would have already started.

"Oh?" Zhu Chengzan stared at him with downcast eyes, burst out laughing.

He walked a few steps closer and stood in front of Yin Wu, bent down and approached Yin Wu little by little.Also because of his actions, Yin Wu had to follow him to dodge slowly.

After a while, Yin Wu leaned back on the sofa completely, and Zhu Chengzan took advantage of the situation to put his hands on the sofa and circled Yin Wu.He lowered his head and took off his glasses, looked straight at Yin Wu with slender eyes, and asked him: "Then tell me what color I am now?"

Yin Wu leaned back on the sofa and looked at Zhu Chengzan, who was right in front of his eyes.The distance between the two is so close that Yin Wu can even see himself in the other's pupils.

Zhu Chengzan's eyes are slightly elongated, the tip of his eyes is slightly raised, his pupils are light in color, his nose is straight, and his eyebrows are well formed.

Even if he looked closely, he was impeccable, completely Yin Wu's ideal type.

The distance between the two of them was so close, Yin Wu suddenly felt a little embarrassed.He stretched out his hand and pushed Zhu Chengzan, frowning to hide his shyness.

He purposely replied to Zhu Chengzan in a vicious tone: "Hurry up and open it for me! You can wear whatever you want, my heavenly eyes don't care to look at your underwear."

Zhu Chengzan raised his eyebrows and smiled frivolously. He grabbed Yin Wu's hand and brought his face closer to Yin Wu's, and then gently rubbed Yin Wu's with the tip of his nose. The intimate movements made Yin Wu's heart beat extremely fast.

In this panic, Zhu Chengzan's whisper came from Yin Wu's left ear.His tone was low, hoarse, and slow.

Yin Wu heard his words clearly."Blue," he said.

"Huh?" Yin Wu stared at him with wide eyes, and was stunned for a while before turning around.

He frowned and couldn't figure it out: I clearly remembered that after getting up in the morning, the one Zhu Chengzan took to the bathroom was black... When did you change it again?

Zhu Chengzan looked down at him with a smile in his eyes.He hooked Yin Wu's chin with his right hand and brought him closer to him.

He rubbed his lips against Yin Wu's corners gently, with his lips and teeth slightly parted, his tone was low and gentle, with a different kind of ambiguity.

"I mean you."

"What?" Yin Wu was shocked, "How do you know?!"

"You didn't close the door when you took a shower." Zhu Chengzan glanced down at him, then turned and left.

"Damn..." The university professor is so shameless to peek at him taking a shower.

The author has something to say:

Zhu Seung-chan: Wife, what color am I?

Yin Wu: Yelou!Yalou from the inside out!