virtuous king

Green mountains and green waters, warm wind and white dew, a series of poetic and picturesque scenes, a melancholy and rippling heart.The scenery is very good, I am not so good.

I knelt on the steps in front of Yaoguang's mansion with an old face, and waited for many hours, but before Yaoguang opened the door to let me in, many fairy friends who happened to pass by came.

Taibai walked around me a few times while stroking his beard, his eyes were narrowed into two slits, and there was a little light: "Are you being punished again? Come, come, tell me what it is for this time!"

I raised my hand and rubbed the aching forehead, and sighed: "This...is not easy to say."

After Taibai left, the Barefoot Immortal happily came over: "Brother, why are you being punished again?"

I covered my face and said slowly: "It's really hard to say."

After leaving barefoot, Xiansheng Zhenjun, Marshal Zhao Gong and Yue Boxing came one after another, asking exactly the same questions as the first two.At the end of the question, Meng Zhang also came to participate: "Du'er, why are you punished to kneel this time?"

The corner of my mouth twitched: "No, it's hard to say."

Meng Zhang was not as friendly as the previous few immortals. Seeing that I didn't answer, he simply lifted his robe and sat down beside me, his eyes fixed on my face with ice: "Say it quickly, let me tell you." Happy happy..."

I knelt away from him without a trace, lowered my head and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said for a while: "Oh..."

I was fined to kneel, but the bottom line was because of my cheap mouth.Yesterday I brought some pots of good wine to Yaoguang, and it happened that Yaoguang got a piece of Lingyu. As soon as Yaoguang was happy, he invited me to drink together overnight, and then we drank from the table to the bed, from sitting to lying down. with.

The emotions were almost brewing, and there were not two pieces of clothes left. I lowered my head and kissed the warm and light flutter in my arms, and my tongue was one step ahead of my head and said to him: "Luoguang, let's try that game again this time." ..."

Yaoguang frowned and said, "What game?"

I smiled and said, "That's right, that's what we played when we were in the mortal world, Guanyin sat..."

Before the word Lian could be uttered, Yaoguang immediately scolded with a cold face: "Don't even think about it!"

I curled my lips: "You're so stingy, you followed me when you were in the mortal world, besides, besides, you are quite comfortable..."

The more I said this, the more stinky Yaoguang's face became, and when he finally heard the palm of his hand light up, he slapped me away.

When I was flying in the air, I just belatedly remembered that when I was in the mortal world, I was kicked to the waist that was always blue and purple by the flutter.

I talked about these things with Meng Zhang carefully, and finally made a concluding speech with my face on my face: "Now that I think about it, I don't know how gentle Fluctlight was in the mortal world. At the time in the mortal world, he at most lifted me from the bed. Kick me to the ground, now it’s good, I got a magic spell, a slap can pull me out of the house.”

Meng Zhang touched his chin and nodded again and again: "I think you have the right word."

I said: "Brother, you can't do this, I told you the matter, you are overjoyed, you have to help brother find a way to coax him, right?"

"Think about it for yourself." Meng Zhang got up and brushed off his sleeves, leaving in a very chic manner: "Every daughter-in-law should coax you, it's none of my business if your wife is angry."

I yelled hysterically at Meng Zhang's back: "Meng Zhang, you can't just ignore death—"

Meng Zhang didn't look back, but Yaoguang pulled the door open: "You don't feel ashamed enough, why are you crying and howling in front of my door!!!"

I immediately shut my mouth.

Yaoguang looked at me for a while, then said again in a short while: "Du'er, there is something I've wanted to say for a long time—since you think I'm comfortable, why don't you try it too?"

I said: "...Huh?"

The author has something to say:

Xingjun's daily life: Wandering in the infinite loop of "talking makes the daughter-in-law angry - being whipped and coaxing the wife - coaxing the wife and then talking", this kind of thing teaches us to think carefully.