virtuous king

When I got down, I got into the sedan chair with my front foot, and I couldn't help but slapped my two big ears with my back foot, which made a crisp sound.From when I was a fairy, I was chased by the scum-faced Meng Zhang, to after reincarnation, I was chased by the flat head teacher in class. I have never wished that I was dumb like I am today.

Originally, I could spend a few days in comfort in the capital, but this time it’s good. It doesn’t matter if I can find a hard job for myself. Just talk about Liu Yanqing, a man whose mind is more than a honeycomb and thinner than the tip of a needle——I saw him just now There is something wrong with my eyes, maybe I must have misunderstood.

Conscience of heaven and earth, I was really put together by Chu Hong, I didn't think I was rushing to find things to save merit!

When he was worried, Douzi raised the curtain and asked Aiqiqi: "Your Highness, should I go back home or..."

I really want to go back to my house, but when I think of Liu Yanqing's two knees that have been tossed into perennial bruises in the past, I can't help but "shudder": "Go back to the house! Turn around and go to Liu Zhongcheng's house! Hurry up!"

As soon as the words were finished, the four strong men lifted up the sedan chair and went straight to Liu's mansion like a gust of wind. I was jolted in the sedan chair and felt sick to my stomach.It turns out that people in this world can not only get motion sickness, seasickness, and plane sickness, but also sedan chair sickness.

Half an hour later, as I wished, I stood outside the gate of Liu's mansion and fought wits and courage with a young fellow.I was about to go in with a smile on my face, but the boy stopped me with a more flattering smile than me. I came with him and I pushed and shoved for a long time. At the end of the day, the boy held a piece of paper. The smiling face uglier than crying said to me: "His Royal Highness, please do me a favor. Master Liu has ordered that no one can be let in today. Slave... Slave still wants this salary!"

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I pointed my finger back and said, "Did Liu Yanqing order you to block me alone?"

The boy nodded and shook his head: "Yes... No, my lord will not see any guests today, and no one will see..."

fart.

If it's not soft, then it's hard, I ground my teeth, poked my index finger at the iron door in front of me and said word by word: "Smash it for me!"

Dou Zi drooped a pair of eyebrows, and retreated instead of advancing: "Really, are you really going to smash it?"

I said: "Smash it! It's broken, and the king will pay for it to be repaired!" After getting an affirmative answer, Dou Zi cheered up and clapped his hands, and said to the strong men behind him, "Did you hear me! Smash it!"

Yuemo is because the former Prince Chu Nine often did this kind of immoral thing of robbing houses, so the four bearers can still retain this well-trained fine tradition after a few years of my resurrection.As soon as Douzi finished yelling, the four burly men with yaksha faces clasped their fists in response, looking eager to try.

In just a few breaths, several people quickly and skillfully removed the wooden sticks used to carry the sedan chair.

A few wooden sticks were able to reach the iron gate, and with a creak, Liu Yanqing opened the door and walked out. Seeing me, there was some embarrassment in his peach blossom eyes: "You don't go to prepare for the north, what are you doing here?"

Liu Yanqing had already changed his official uniform at this moment, and he was dressed in crescent white and suave, but I was still wearing a court uniform, and behind me stood a few strong men carrying sticks. Comparing the two sides, it was like a frail scholar and a playboy bully.

Talking about love is the most taboo thing to say nothing, and in the end the misunderstanding will get worse and worse, and both of them will suffer from internal injuries. They are a man, and they must be tough when they should be tough.The above words were taught to me by a buddy who picked up countless girls when I was in college. He also told me that when necessary, the small waist hugs the small mouth and kisses.

Although Liu Yanqing is not a girl, and I don't agree with what he said about fighting at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, but I agree with his saying that you have to be hard when you should be hard. Since you have to explain, you must never leave it to the other party. "I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen" opportunities.

I rubbed my face and said straight away: "Yanqing, listen to me, the fact of transporting grain and grass is a misunderstanding. The emperor saw me and yelled a yellow character, so I thought he was going to call me..."

Liu Yanqing said: "General Huang Wei is standing behind you."

I smiled wryly, "Didn't I just know that General Huang was standing behind me?"

Liu Yanqing looked me over from top to bottom, his expression was a little dull, and he said after a while: "It will take another few months for you to go."

I nodded: "It will take a few months, why don't you come together..." After half a sentence, I suddenly thought that the situation is different now. run?

Liu Yanqing probably also thought of this level, his expression darkened, and he said calmly: "Go back and get ready."

I nodded again, and felt something was wrong when I turned around, so I simply turned back and grabbed Liu Yanqing's wrist: "There's no rush to prepare, let's go, I'll take you to tea."

Liu Yanqing glanced at me suspiciously, and walked away with me.

Liu Yanqing and I sat side by side in the teahouse drinking tea. On the stage, a girl with a yellow cedar oval face was holding a pipa and babbled and sang a tune: "... a little bit of sorrow, longing, longing, and longing, and the hatred will only rest when you return. The moonlight man leans on the building..." My teeth ache from singing a few words.

I dug out my ears and slapped a bank note on the table: "Sing another song."

The oval-faced girl glanced at me, tuned the strings, and started singing again in a short while: "... In the afterglow of the grass and smoke, who would rely on his intentions to get drunk and drink wine as a song, strong music is tasteless... "

I took another bank note, covered my face and said, "Change for another one."

The oval-faced girl was finally willing to look me in the eye, she smiled sweetly at me, and changed her tune: "Looking in front of people with light wine, embracing by the nephrite lamp, looking back and hugging me, it's so painful, gently push me..."

I laughed dryly, grabbed Liu Yanqing and ran away.

Be good, the singing girl in the teahouse sang obscene words out of chorus, I feel that my body and mind have been hurt a lot.

On the way back to the mansion, Liu Yanqing said: "I don't know why, I've been dreaming at night for the past few days, to be honest, I don't want you to go to the north, I always feel..."

I turned my head to meet Liu Yanqing's eyes, and said in a deep voice, "It won't be more than five months, I will definitely come back."

Liu Yanqing looked up at me, and slowly smiled: "I'm overthinking, but it's only been five months, you... take care of yourself."

After chatting for a while, I sent Liu Yanqing back home, packed my luggage and set off the next day.At the gate of the city, Chu Hong personally saw me off on a tall horse: "Does the emperor have something to say to me?"

I thought about it, and cupped my fists: "Yes, I saw that Liu Zhongcheng was not feeling well yesterday, so I asked him for a few days' leave before I left."

Chu Hong's face turned darker, and he said in a deep voice: "I know, the emperor also sent a message to Wenqing for me, saying that I have prepared a celebration wine for the great Chu soldiers, and hope that he will return home in triumph soon."

I suppressed my smile and replied solemnly: "Minister, take the decree."

Dozens of carts of grain and grass were transported out of the capital, and they walked for more than 20 days to the northern Xinjiang. At night, a group of people set up tents and fell asleep in the dark.

Nearly three o'clock, I was woken up by a piss, clutched my stomach and ran out of the tent, saw a few night watch soldiers lying on the ground in a mess, my eyelids twitched.I knelt down and fiddled with it a few times, but I didn't wake up. I slapped it backhanded a few times, but I didn't wake up.

dead.

I turned around suddenly, and saw a row of masked men in black staring at me behind me, the leader of them gave a yelp, and muttered to himself: "Hey, why is there still a living?"

After muttering, he lifted his robe and squatted down, rolled his round eyeballs, stretched his neck and looked at me, and there was another snort in his throat: "Hey, why is it you?"

Hearing this tone, you still know me?

Before I could express my opinion, there was a sharp pain in the back of my neck, and I was chopped down by the man in black with a knife.

Before I fainted, I lay on the ground and thought in despair: Damn, it hurts too much.

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Updated~ The three songs in the article are all quoted from ancient poems. Our Chinese culture is extensive and profound. Hehehe, guess who knocked Xingjun into obscurity?