virtuous king

Eating and drinking with public funds, venting anger on innocent people, and using public funds for personal gain, I feel that my behavior in the past two days has the shadow of the former Prince Chu Jiu.

Just after the hour, I took Douzi and sneaked all the way to the door of Liu Yanqing's room, looked around, looked around, and after confirming that it was safe, I exchanged a glance with Douzi, pulled up my robe, rolled up my sleeves, and sneaked into the room by the window.

I was moving very fast on this side, thinking that I could cross the sea without knowing anything, but I didn’t want to suddenly drop a wooden stick on my head. I looked up along the wooden stick, and saw the mud hero hanging upside down on the eaves, squinting and laughing out a row of white and white lights good teeth.

The mud hero's wooden stick was lying in front of me, which meant that if I took a step forward, he would never show mercy.

I laughed twice, jumped out of the window very spinelessly, and fled in desperation.

On the way back to the study, Douzi followed me and said indignantly: "Your Highness, don't you care about that crazy beggar! Do you think he is so arrogant? From my slave's point of view, he is probably plotting against Mr. Liu! "

I paused at my feet, my face trembled, and I sneered, "This king wants to care. Can this king beat him? Can one of you beat him? One of you can survive under his hands without any harm." Have you completed the three moves?"

Douzi choked on my words, stood there and propped his chin to think for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "The slaves can't beat them, Your Highness can send the yamen servants, it's really impossible to send troops, let's use the crowd tactics to kill you!" he!"

As expected of someone who grew up with Chu Ping, he could say such nonsense as "dispatch troops to beat beggars" so naturally. I looked coldly at Douzi who was eager to try, feeling a little desperate in my heart.

After a moment of silence, under Dou Zi's expectant gaze, I folded my hands behind my back and raised my head to the moon. I chanted, "The river is clear and shallow, how far apart it is! It's full of water, and the pulse is speechless."

Dou Zi smacked his lips, and said briefly, "...What do you mean?"

I said: "This king thinks that this king and Yanqing are like the cowherd and weaver girl in the legend, and this mud hero is like the queen mother who knows all the ways, and the wooden stick in the mud hero's hand is exactly what the queen mother used. The golden hairpin that transformed into the Milky Way!"

Douzi looked at me ignorantly and didn't speak.

I glanced at Douzi, reached out and patted his shoulder, and said earnestly, "Douzi, read more books when you have time, or you will be eliminated by this era."

Douzi's facial features twisted for a moment, hehe smiled and said, "Yes, yes, what His Highness taught us is, shall we still transfer troops?"

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I sighed: "Forget it, the mud hero is also thinking of Yan Qing, and let him enjoy himself for a while!"

When I finished speaking this sentence, I only felt that there was a trace of black air called counseling bag overflowing around me.

If the sky does evil, you can forgive it; if you do evil yourself, you cannot live.

Since that day, after Liu Yanqing and I shamelessly confessed our feelings, Liu Yanqing turned himself into a serf and sang, and once again counterattacked and became a master.

No, no, this description doesn't seem to be appropriate enough, it should be said——Uncle Liu has become even more airy, and he has been promoted to be an ancestor from now on.

To put it bluntly, now, Liu Yanqing refuses to save me any face in front of others.

Liu Yanqing's original words were: I am also doing this for your own good. If you are more active, the people below will know that you are not putting on airs, that you are approachable, and that you are willing to share weal and woe with the common people.

When Liu Yanqing said this, I was respectfully serving him a bowl of porridge.

...Forget it, the past is unbearable.

Speaking of it, Tian Zifeng should have a heart, I really don't know what this guy has experienced, his ideas are all crooked, he saw that there was a dispute between Liu Yanqing and me, he didn't say anything, he felt very considerate and stuffed it into my study Two white and tender bunnies.

When I returned to the study, I saw two dolls, no more than fourteen at most, standing side by side in front of the desk waiting for me. Both of them lowered their heads. Looking carefully, the one on the left was shaking.

I lowered my head again, and saw half of the comic book spread out on the desk—hey, Xijiang Xiaoke's "Exploring the Spring Festival" is still a full-color lonely copy.

I just felt the veins on my forehead throbbing.

I managed to hold back my anger, and my hands trembling slightly when I closed "Talk to Spring", I said, "Did Governor Tian order you to come?"

The more courageous ones on the right nodded one after another, looked at me a little bit and said: "My lord, my lord said that His Highness has been angry recently, please, want me and Xiao Qiu to come over and help His Highness relieve one or two."

Well, after listening to his words, my anger seems to be even stronger.

I said again: "His name is Xiaoqiu, what's your name?"

The child lowered his head, trembling when he heard the voice: "Slave, slave Xiaochun."

"Xiaochun, Xiaoqiu." I laughed a few times, and patted the shoulders of both of them with each hand.

The feudal society killed people, and after thousands of years, these two people should be protected flowers!

Considering that Tian Zifeng's thinking mode is different from ordinary people, I hesitated for a moment, and said in a soft voice: "Xiaochun Xiaoqiu, you know, this king will let you go back now, Tian Cishi will definitely not make you feel better, but don't be afraid, This king is a clean and self-disciplined person, and will not do anything to you, you have the right to stay here for one night, and leave tomorrow morning."

After all, it was a child. After hearing what I said, both of them raised their heads in surprise and looked at me in disbelief.

Xiao Chun blushed, and said coyly: "Your Highness, don't you think we are... Don't worry, Your Highness, we... We haven't been touched by anyone, and we have been washed clean."

I:"……"

No wonder when I was in school I always heard teacher Sixiu emphasize that everything starts with the baby!

I was very afraid that these two children would stand in my room all night in fear, and they would get typhoid fever from fright. interesting."

Xiaochun and Xiaoqiu all looked at the palms I pressed on the table, I gasped, and with a dry smile, I threw away the "Talk to Spring" under my hands.

Half an hour later, I lined up 54 neatly cut and square pieces of paper one by one, and patiently preached to Xiaochun and Xiaoqiu: "Look, this little red man is the king, and that black man is the king." Xiao Wang, this one is called Four of Hearts..."

Xiaochun Xiaoqiu's eyes lit up, and she finally showed some vigor that a young man should have.

Encouraged by the seriousness of the two of them, I rolled up my sleeves and tried harder to explain: "These small pieces of paper are called playing cards. Tonight, you are lucky. This king will teach you to fight the landlord..."

I am addicted to playing cards, and Xiaochun Xiaoqiu and I have been playing until the sky turns white, and the battle is fierce.

When Douzi came into the room and asked me to eat breakfast, it was the time when the three of us played the most exciting time. At that time, I rolled up my sleeves, slapped the table and shouted: "Xiaochun! Do you know the rules, kid? The cards you played I can’t regret it! Why did you bring it back to get it!”

Xiao Chun raised her face and said flatteringly to me: "Your Highness, good Your Highness, I made a mistake. Didn't you teach me and Xiao Qiu to respect the old and love the young last night? Just take care of me and Xiao Qiu, you see Xiaoqiu is so pitiful, after losing so many times, there is no place to write on her face..."

As soon as Xiaochun finished speaking, Xiaoqiu next to her sniffed her nose full of grievances, and cried out loudly: "I, I don't want to paint bastards on my face—"

Frightened by such a spectacular scene, Douzi was dumbfounded at the door for a long time before saying, "Your Highness..."

I looked up at him when I heard the sound, Douzi was stunned again, and asked me with the corner of his mouth twitching, "Maybe Your Highness wash your face first?"

I groaned, and then I remembered the two mustaches painted on my face, five forehead lines, and a red dot on the center of my eyebrows that fit the occasion—all by Xiaochun's handwriting.

In retaliation, Xiaochun was pockmarked by me on the face, Xiaoqiu was even worse, losing all night, there was almost no good spot on his face.

Probably because the feeling of being stared at by the three of us at the same time was too stimulating, Douzi rubbed his eyes, raised his hand and closed the door stiffly, turned around and backed out: "...Your Highness, continue to play, call your servant if you have something to do."

Waiting until Douzi left, Xiaochun shouted: "Fight again! Fight again!"

……

I took the two children to play around for a while, and waited until the sky was bright before ordering them to wash their faces and leave. Before leaving, Xiaochun took a slow step and looked back three times, feeling a little reluctant to part with me: "Your Highness, I can still play with you in the future." Are you fighting against the Landlord?"

I coaxed: "You two just study hard, get the first prize in the exam, and find me in the capital."

Xiaochun answered yes, Xiaoqiu didn't speak, but she looked a little moved, and after the two saluted me, they left happily.

After leaving the study, I met Tian Zifeng head-on. When he saw me, he hurriedly bowed his hands and said with a wretched smile, "Your Highness, is your anger calm?"

I rubbed my chin, gave him a meaningful look, and said, "Ping, you have a good eye. Find a teacher for those two children and teach them to read."

Tian Zifeng flattered and said: "It's still His Highness who thinks wisely, and I have thanked His Highness on behalf of the two of them."

I consciously discovered two future pillars for Da Chu, and I haven't had time to be happy, but within half a day, His Royal Highness Qi Wang reverted to his old ways, and two thirteen and four-year-old children were "fighting all night" in the study room because of a disagreement. Gossip spread in the streets and alleys.

It was the first time I heard that teaching people to fight landlords is not justified. I sighed, and suddenly realized that abandoning evil and doing good is a very difficult task.

I heard the whispers of the people coming and going at the entrance of the hotel, and I said weakly: "Douzi, you have seen it all, this king is very innocent this time, I didn't do anything to regret it, I am really wronged."

Douzi nodded and bowed his waist and said: "Yes, yes, this servant understands, this servant knows His Highness's affection for Young Master Liu, that is a lesson to be learned from the world, will never change until death, has bad intentions!"

Me: "...don't use idioms if you don't know how to use them."

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