virtuous king

After a burst of howling ghosts and wolves in the dark underworld, I crossed my legs, curled my mouth and sat on the throne that originally belonged to King Yama, picking my teeth leisurely. Under my feet, there were trembling bull-headed horse faces kneeling on the left and right. I peel oranges.

"Master, sir, thousands of mistakes are our fault. We are not serious about our work and hooked up the wrong soul. You, you have a lot of adults, please stop making trouble?" King Yan Luo sent the peeled oranges to him with both hands. The corner of my mouth lowered his head and looked at me secretly from the corner of his eye.

I spit out two orange seeds with a pooh, pursed my lips and hummed a couple of times in an unhurried manner. "It's okay if you don't make a fuss, you guys hurry up and send me back to Yang."

"This..." The black-faced Yan Luo Wang was so frightened that he almost turned pale. "This is not easy to handle. You drowned to death. After so many days, your body must have already soaked..."

I put half of the watermelon directly on his head, "...Then what do you say! Is it possible that I, a good-natured young man who never steals or grabs, and helps his grandmother cross the road during the holidays, really have to die like this!? I I’m not reconciled!!!”

Probably because I screamed so miserably that I instantly frightened Yan Luowang's IQ, I saw him wipe the watermelon juice on his face, rolled his eyes, and smiled, "How about... I will give you the best of both worlds way?"

"Let the fart go."

"Hey, can you see if this works..." King Yan Luo respectfully handed over the book of life and death while talking, and leaned towards me to point out, "The Ninth Prince of the Great Chu Kingdom just died suddenly, if you don't mind, I will send you back to his body to resurrect your soul."

"Heh, you think I'm stupid, there is such a good thing in the world? What's the condition?" My nostrils were turned upside down, and I refused to believe half of his nonsense.

Yan Luowang's pretty face turned red, and he felt a little embarrassed when he saw it, "Well, to tell you the truth, the Ninth Prince of the Great Chu Kingdom was a heinous and treacherous person before his death. You must use your own actions to make the people there change their views on you, otherwise..."

"otherwise?"

"Otherwise there will be no good death."

Hearing this, I straightened my back and sat up straight, "Yan Luo Wang, we wise people don't speak dark words, you did this seduction on purpose, let me guess... it must have been taught by Meng Zhang, ten generations of punishment change!" One life punishment, if the Jade Emperor finds out about this, you will all be reincarnated with me."

As soon as I finished speaking, the orange in Yan Luo Wang's palm hit the ground with a thud, and his eyes widened, "Xing, Xing Jun, you didn't drink Mengpo soup!?"

I rubbed my chin and nodded, "Oh, I know Granny Meng quite well. Back then, she helped me replace Po Meng's soup with Snow Beer."

King Yama: "..."

I was originally the Duer Xingjun in the sky, how could I know that I accidentally drank too much wine at the Queen Mother’s flat peach event, and on the way to the toilet, I ran into the Yaoguang Xingjun who I have admired for a long time, and I suddenly became jealous, without saying a word , imitating how Marshal Canopy molested Fairy Chang'e and molested the Fluctlight.

It's just that I'm luckier and unluckier than Tianpeng. Fortunately, Tianpeng didn't get it back then, but I got it. Unfortunately, the extremely rigid old Jade Emperor was furious when he heard about it, and insisted on saying I have lost his face in heaven with such a disdainful behavior, after thinking about it, I simply sent the heavenly general to take away the soul of love and desire, the master of my seven souls, and demote him to the lower realm.

I still clearly remember the judgment of the old Jade Emperor, "Du'er Xingjun has committed a serious crime, and if he is not punished, he will not be able to uphold the power of heaven. He will enter the mortal world for the tenth life. If you repent, you will regain your immortal status, if you persist in your obsession, your soul will be broken."

So I transformed from Duer Xingjun, who was aloof in the fairy world, into Chu Ping, a bachelor young man in the 21st century.

Before reincarnation, I successfully escaped the baptism of Meng Po's soup by relying on the friendship of introducing a partner to Meng Po, and I drank a bowl of snow beer by myself and went on the road in style.

There is no other reason, even if I want to have sex but can't, I don't want to... forget fluctlight.

I was originally Duer Xingjun in the sky, but because I did something wrong in a moment of confusion, I was demoted to the earth. I said this early on.

On the way to the execution place under the pressure of two rows of heavenly soldiers, I ran into Shenjun Mengzhang head-on, and saw that his usually cold face was serious and blue, and I couldn't help shivering.

As one of the four spirits in the heaven, Qinglong Xingxiu, Shenjun Mengzhang is famous for his ice face.

Afraid to return, but still laughing and laughing, "Morning God Mengzhang, I will go here for a while, at least for a year, God Lord will not have to worry about the wine in the backyard being stolen."

Meng Zhang didn't move, his eyes turned slightly, and he glanced at me sideways, "One year is not long, Du Wen, you really tossed the fluttering light this time, he's still lying on the bed now."

The name Du Wen was casually given to me by Meng Zhang a long time ago. At that time, I was still young, and I only knew how to pester Meng Zhang all day long. Meng Zhang was annoyed by me. On my forehead, "You little brat is really rambunctious. Anyway, Du'er doesn't sound good. Let's change your name to Du Wen in the future, and be more stable."

Du Wen's name is usually not called by anyone, and Meng Zhang almost never calls it, but once he calls it, nothing good will happen.

With such experience, I shrunk my neck and said, "I did drink a little too much that day."

Hearing this, Meng Zhang let out a strange rage, and stepped forward in two or three steps to fend off the left and right heavenly soldiers, "You... well, that's all, I will find a way to help you come back sooner, but in the future, don't be so confused."

I didn't talk much, but I was almost moved to tears by him, seeing if I saw it, I have to watch my brother at the critical moment.

But I was moved, but I didn’t take it seriously. The order to demote me to the lower realms and be punished was given by the old Jade Emperor himself. No matter how high Meng Zhang’s status in the heavens is, he is no higher than the old Jade Emperor. It’s just a matter of causing trouble for my brothers. This is a wicked thing for me. won't do.

Then when the time came, I was kicked down to the ground by a hulking ugly soldier, reincarnated as Chu Ping, and lived peacefully as a petty citizen for more than twenty years, until my parents urged me to find a wife.

I said to my parents, my son, I am destined to be a lifetime member of the bachelor world, and I can't be moved when I see a fairy, so don't go out and harm other little girls.

I made complaints about myself, but my father’s life was hard for me, so I was forced to sit on the blind date table on the day I celebrated my 25th birthday as Chu Ping.

The girl on the opposite side is a little Niao Yi Ren, and when she pursed her lips and smiled at me, her eyes rolled like water... she was absolutely top-notch, but I lacked emotion, so I didn't feel anything at all.

Halfway through the blind date, the girl probably felt that it was boring, and she stopped talking warmly, and instead concentrated on eating with her mouth sips.

The atmosphere was tense, and suddenly there was a loud shout from outside the room, "Come here! Help! Someone fell into the water!"

When it was too late, I put down my bowl and chopsticks and jumped out of the restaurant. I didn't even take off my clothes, and jumped into the river to save people.

It's not that there is much compassion. After being a god for a long time, life and death are also underestimated. It's just that saving a life can accumulate more merits, and maybe you can make up for your mistakes earlier and return to immortality.

After all, the human world can't see Fluctlight, I miss him, and I also miss my feelings.

The result of thinking this way is... Half an hour later, I sat on the throne of King Yama, and stared at the bull-headed horse below who claimed to have seduced the wrong soul.

Adhering to the principle of not abandoning and not giving up, King Yan Luo still persuaded me earnestly, "Mr. Xing, don't worry about what you have. God Meng Zhang has already paved the way for you, and is waiting for you to nod." .”

I flipped through the book of life and death a few times, and there are many records of the evil deeds of the Ninth Prince of the Great Chu Kingdom. Remember it...

No wonder Meng Zhang said that there is a way to help me go back as soon as possible. If I live well in this life, it is worth the consummation of merits and virtues of ordinary people in ten lives.

"Then...Meng Zhang and your side..." I let go.

"Oh, don't worry, we don't need Mr. Xing to worry about you. This matter was done without anyone noticing it. At that time, it will only be said that it was negligent, and it is clearly recorded in the merit book. No one can find out."

Indeed it is.

Although I know that this method is somewhat opportunistic, it is indeed the best method.

"Then, I agree...?"

"Come on! I'll just wait for your words! Let's go—" Before I was ready, King Yan Luo waved my sleeves and sent me straight to the well of reincarnation under the wind, and threw me down with a bang.

...Damn it, I really want to tell him that I have been a modern person all my life, now I am motion sick!

Total darkness.

When I woke up again, I found that I was lying on the bed with all my strength, and beside the bed were two big girls who were like flowers and jade, crying happily.

The rabbit-like girl dressed in white cried and said, "My lord, why did you just leave like this, you agreed to welcome me through the door... You and I are matchmakers made by the emperor's mother..."

The woman in yellow, who was full of jewelry, cried, "Ping'er, you are so cruel to let the white-haired man of the Ai family give away the black-haired man. You walked away neatly, leaving the Ai family heartbroken!"

In the middle of speaking, he suddenly stretched out his finger to the beauty in blue who was kneeling on the ground, crying and saying nothing, "It's you! It's you who killed Ping'er! Come on, drag this unsightly slave away! Ling Chi! Ling Chi!"

Coincidentally, the name of the notorious Nine Princes of Feelings is also Chu Ping.

Wait, it seems that now is not the time to think about this. I reacted quickly, moved my fingertips slightly, and forcefully squeezed out two words from my throat, "Mother... Empress..."

The woman in yellow was so startled by my call that she almost jumped up, waved her hand to chase away the guards who came forward to arrest me, and grabbed me into her arms, "Ping'er, it was you who spoke just now, Ping'er, did you still speak?" Is it right to be alive, Ping'er, the Ai family knows that you are blessed and you will not be killed by such Xiaoxiao~~~"

I was pressed by this woman's chest and couldn't speak. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of the beauty in blue kneeling on the ground, full of apology.

The person who can kill the Ninth Prince will definitely not be Xiao Xiao, on the contrary, he should be honored as a hero.

You're just a hero, you look too... a little too delicate?

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The original wedge was merged with Chapter 1, the number of words is more comfortable, alas, sleepy [try to re-paste to solve the garbled characters, friends, I really tried my best, I am sorry to cause unnecessary trouble to you]