Daoists will flirt with me if they disagree

Xu Jiru hesitated for a while, and bowed his head to the county magistrate: "My lord, this..."

The magistrate seemed to realize that Zhixin was also there, and stood up: "Who alarmed the Taoist priest? This matter has nothing to do with the Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest can come and go as he pleases."

Pei Guan quickly came out and knelt down in the hall: "The villain accepts the crime. It is the villain who misunderstood the meaning of the adult and invited the Taoist priest to come." He turned his knees on the ground and faced Zhixin, "I also ask the Taoist priest to forgive me. .”

"It doesn't matter, the poor should do the same." Zhixin shook off the Buddha's dust, cleared his throat and continued, "Since everyone in the mansion is here, I have something to ask the poor, please help me."

The magistrate nodded: "The Taoist priest is serious, please speak."

"Master Sanfeng's umbrella is missing. This thing is of no use to ordinary people. If there is a mistake, it will cause damage to people. If any benefactor knows the whereabouts of this thing, please let me know."

Master Xu Jiru was stunned, stepped forward and said, "I'm afraid there is a misunderstanding. I saw an umbrella under the corridor in the courtyard. It happened to be a rainy day and I didn't have an umbrella by my side so I took it privately. I don't know if it was Sanfeng Road." The long one, I will bring it to the Taoist master tomorrow."

Zhixin smiled slightly: "Thank you so much."

His umbrella was obviously placed by the bed, why did he run into the yard and was picked up by the master?When Guo Sanfeng first found out that the umbrella was lost, Liushen Wuzhu was afraid that someone was acting as a demon, but he didn't expect Zhixin to ask it out with a single sentence. Could it be that he was thinking too much...

The next day the master came to deliver the umbrella, and it was indeed Guo Sanfeng's. In order to prevent others from being suspicious, Zhixin took the umbrella outside the city before giving it to Guo Sanfeng, and then the two went back to the mansion together.

As soon as they entered the door, they met the master, who was slightly surprised: "Master Sanfeng, I heard that you have not been in the residence these few days, I took your umbrella by mistake, please forgive me."

Guo Sanfeng smiled bluntly: "Where, I still want to thank Your Excellency."

Guo Sanfeng lost his umbrella, and he can show up again, but ever since Pei Guan tried to spy on the big wooden basin, he was worried that Xiaolong would be discovered, so he hardly left half a step away, so he was very sad. Not in human form, he must be responsible to the end like a man.

A little bird fluttered on the window and said, "Where's the little Taoist?"

Guo Sanfeng almost cried and closed the doors and windows tightly, then threw himself under the bird's claws: "Help me, immortal."

"Save whose life?" The bird twisted its noble head to trim its feathers, and its cool and domineering demeanor remained undiminished that day.

"Xiaolong hasn't turned into a human form yet, so it's no way to go on like this." Guo Sanfeng continued to cry.

The little bird was gorgeous enough to appear on the stage, and finally finished dressing up. After watching Guo Sanfeng's monkey show enough, it finally took the form of a human being out of mercy. Little dragon, the little dragon swung his tail and splashed the water all over the fairy.

"Qibao..." Guo Sanfeng was about to talk about Xiaolong, but when he saw the gloomy expression on Ling Sanren's face, he quickly changed his words and said, "Yu Nuan, don't make trouble, let the immortal see."

Ling Sanren touched Xiaolong's chin for a while, then withdrew his hand: "His spiritual energy is damaged, and he can't transform into a human form for the time being by relying only on the Soul Gathering Nail, but there are other ways."

"Immortal, please help Yunuan," Guo Sanfeng took the umbrella that had just returned to him a few days ago, his only treasure, "this, you take it..."

"Okay, I can help, but I have one condition." The Lingsan people dismissed the umbrella that Guo Sanfeng raised in front of him with some disgust, and pointed at the little dragon in the water, "You can't call it the Seven Treasures."

Guo Sanfeng nodded again and again: "Okay, okay."

Ling Sanren didn't turn into a bird this time, but disappeared out of thin air. Guo Sanfeng couldn't help sighing that an immortal is an immortal. After he first finds his soul, reincarnates as a human, and then cultivates for decades, he may be lucky to become an immortal. There is a distance between him and the immortal. There are several ditches, and he can't keep up with them even if he takes a rocket.

Two hours later, Ling Sanren suddenly appeared in the room again, Guo Sanfeng saw it, heh, the immortal still has time to change into a new outfit.

Ling San held a lump of mushroom-like meat in his hand, sat on the edge of the wooden basin, and said to Xiaolong, "Open your mouth."

Guo Sanfeng didn't dare to bother the Immortal, he hurried over and said in a doggy manner: "Immortal, let me do this kind of rough work."

"Hey~" Ling San shook his hand and smiled with the corner of his mouth upturned: "No one else can touch him."

Here we go again, you jerk...

Holding the ball in the palm of Lingsan's hand, he stretched it out to Xiaolong's mouth, but Xiaolong didn't move, and Lingsan didn't get annoyed, and said half-showing off and half-threatening: "This is the fairy grass I picked from Kunlun Mountain. If you eat it, you can turn into a human form immediately, otherwise you will always look like this, and your brother won't have to look for a soul."

Xiaolong lowered his head and ate the flesh with his hands, turning into a naked human body within a quarter of an hour.Guo Sanfeng only felt a blur in front of his eyes, this white flower, really did not give him the wrong name.

Yu Nuan sat up on her knees, lying on the edge of the basin, rolled her black and white eyes, glared at Ling Sanren, and then flew onto the bed and got into the quilt.

"Immortal, immortal?" Guo Sanfeng pointed at Ling Sanren's hanging sleeve, "Why are you bleeding?"

From Lingsan's wide cuff, you can see a bloodstain left on his arm, the blood has been dripping on the ground, Lingsan frowned: "It's okay, I was caught by the eagle bird who guarded the fairy grass .”

While they were talking, Yu Nuan had already put on her clothes, got out of bed, hugged Guo Sanfeng's spiritual body and called, "Brother."

"... Thank you Immortal." Guo Sanfeng had already been called by Xiaolong and unconsciously put himself in the position of parent.

Yu Nuan stared at Ling Sanren, and said bluntly, "Thank you, Immortal".

Ling Sanren put his clothes on and sat down on the stool, looking at Xiaolong with a half-smile: "Thank you? I heard that dragon saliva is a holy product for healing, why don't you help me lick my wounds."

Yu Nuan bit her lip, her little face turned red and white.

Guo Sanfeng couldn't stand it anymore, Immortal, is it really okay for you to tease a child like this?

Probably because Yu Nuan's reaction pleased the perverted immortal, Ling Sanren smiled: "Forget it, I still despise your little baby's saliva." After saying this, Ling Sanren disappeared.

"Huh? Bro, did you find your umbrella?" Yu Nuan asked after seeing Guo Sanfeng's umbrella.

Guo Sanfeng just remembered this, and quickly asked Yu Nuan, "Did you see someone take the umbrella?"

Yu Nuan nodded: "It's a woman."

woman?Guo Sanfeng felt quite surprised, when did he provoke a woman?Or is it Shi Lanting's old friend?

In the evening, the servants brought the food, but Zhixin hadn't come back yet. Guo Sanfeng had dinner with Yu Nuan, and then he taught Yu Nuan how to play backgammon with black and white chess pieces.

Zhixin came back from the outside, his Taoist robe was full of stains, and he looked tired.Guo Sanfeng suddenly felt quite guilty. They were looking for his soul, but he was just doing nothing.

Seeing Yu Nuan, Zhixin immediately asked, "Has Ling San come here?"

Guo Sanfeng answered quickly: "Yes, the Taoist priest is really sharp."

Yunuan climbed to bed to sleep after suffering for a while, and then Guo Sanfeng also lay on the bed with his eyes wide open, the moonlight shining through the window in the room, and it was the night of the full moon again, should he bask in the moonlight and take a breath? Shame?

After thinking about it, it has been a month since he traveled here, and he couldn't help feeling a little homesick, how could he go back in his current state...

In the middle of the night, Guo Sanfeng heard the door next door rang, and then there was the sound of swords swishing in the yard.Guo Sanfeng flew out lightly, and flew straight across the yard to the big locust tree. Last time, he found that this was the best place for peeping.

Zhixin changed into a clean Taoist robe, and the Taoist priest's bun was not messy at all. He held a sword in his hand, and his steps were steady. Each sword stroke was slow and majestic, dancing under the moon like a fairy.

For some reason, Guo Sanfeng suddenly felt inexplicably sad, as if he had been sitting here watching this man practice sword more than once, more than once so sad...

"You can't cry." Zhixin suddenly jumped onto the wall, facing him.

Guo Sanfeng blinked quickly, can ghosts cry?Yes, you can't cry, there is probably some taboo for ghosts to shed tears.

The next day, Zhixin took Guo Sanfeng and the magistrate to resign.

The county magistrate cupped his hands: "Since the Taoist priest intends to leave, I naturally cannot force you to stay. There are many people in my house who have miscellaneous opinions. If there is anything that disturbs the Taoist priest, I hope you will forgive me." After speaking, he nodded at the housekeeper .

After a while, the housekeeper brought up a tray, and the county magistrate lifted the cover on it: "I have a little heart here, and I hope that the Taoist will go well elsewhere."

I didn't even look at it, I bowed my head and saluted: "I really don't need these things, a poor Taoist priest, my lord is kind and understanding, so I will leave."

Guo Sanfeng saw that Zhixin turned around and walked out, he was very mad, who said that you can't use it, you have to spend money to buy a steamed bun, and he and Xiaolong like to eat almond cakes, besides, look at your Taoist robe Washing is about to be patched, Taoist robes are not like Taoist robes, people think you belong to the beggar gang...

Guo Sanfeng turned his face and smiled at the magistrate: "Thank you, sir." Then he grabbed a few handfuls and stuffed them into his belt, almost out of the swimming ring.

The magistrate smiled, untied his purse and handed it to him: "If the Taoist priest doesn't mind it, then use it."

No matter how shameless Guo Sanfeng was, he always blushed, "Excuse me, hold it for me." It was inconvenient for him to hold the umbrella with one hand, so he had the audacity to ask the county magistrate to help him hold the purse, and he continued to stuff money into it.

"My old man respected...a person who practiced Taoism very much. If he has knowledge, he should be smiling." The magistrate said suddenly.

smiling?That's right.It's a pity that he is not in Jiuquan, but he is in front of you, but he is no longer your old friend...

Guo Sanfeng held out his big belly "swimming ring" and a bulging money bag around his waist. He immediately felt that he was a rich man. He caught up with Zhixin, and Zhixin glanced at him and asked, "Little Dragon!" Woolen cloth?"

"Waiting in the yard."

They went out of the main hall and came to the front yard, but Yu Nuan was gone. Guo Sanfeng was anxious: "Seven... Yu Nuan! Yu Nuan!"

"Don't bark." Zhixin uttered a voice to stop him, pointing his finger between his brows: "Concentrate."

Guo Sanfeng was taken aback, and then according to what Zhixin said, he really felt a weak induction coming from the servant's room, he walked quickly in that direction, and Zhixin followed behind.

Sure enough, Yu Nuan squatted next to Chunlan, watching Chunlan burn something in an iron basin.

"Yu Nuan, let's go." Guo Sanfeng walked closer and found that what Chunlan burned were women's clothes.

"Hey." Yu Nuan stood up, and walked out of the magistrate's mansion with Guo Sanfeng and Zhixin as if nothing had happened.

"Brother, that woman came into our room and took your umbrella." Yu Nuan said suddenly.

Guo Sanfeng and Zhixin were both taken aback, Guo Sanfeng asked: "Huh? You mean Chunlan?"

"No, it's the dead one." Yu Nuan said seriously.

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