Daoists will flirt with me if they disagree

The court consort and the princess have a very deep relationship and respect each other like a guest, which has long been a good story in the capital.

The only son of the son-in-law is Guo Yupu. He is twelve years old. He is very cute and cute. He was born in a wealthy family and has no brothers or sisters to play with. He greets his parents in the morning every day. In the afternoon, the master will teach sword riding and archery.At such a young age, he is gracious in his words and deeds, and is often called into the palace to accompany the prince and grandson.

On this day, people from the palace came to invite the young son-in-law, the grandson of the emperor was sick, and asked Guo and Pu to accompany him in the palace.So Guo and Pu changed their palace clothes and picked out some gadgets outside the palace, and followed the palace people into the palace.

The emperor's grandson's bed curtain was drawn, so he couldn't see what was going on on the bed, so Guo and Pu didn't dare to look around, and kowtowed to salute.

Only the voice of the emperor's grandson Zhou Shiji came from behind the bed curtain: "You all step down, I have something to say to my cousin."

The palace people retreated to the outside of the hall according to the order, Zhou Shiji pulled back the bed curtain, and waved to him, with no trace of sickness on his face: "Yu Pu, come here quickly."

Zhou Shiji was the same age as him, and he was the best friend on weekdays, but there was a difference between monarchs and ministers, so he walked to the bed with his head bowed in small steps.

"Yu Pu, what do you think of these things?" Zhou Shiji took out a stack of papers from under the mattress.

Guo Yupu raised his eyes and was surprised. It turned out to be a stack of yellow paper, and all the yellow paper had spells drawn with cinnabar without exception.

"Your Highness, where did this... come from?"

Zhou Shiji smiled somewhat mysteriously and somewhat complacently: "I drew it."

Guo Yupu was surprised at this moment. He glanced at the talisman with lowered eyes, and said in his mouth, "Your Highness still understands this?"

Zhou Shiji leaned close to his ear and said in a low voice, "There are quite a few buried under the palace wall, and I only learned it after copying for several days."

"I know about this matter. I heard that it was buried by... the Master of the National Teacher."

"Master Guoshi?" Zhou Shiji smiled, "Isn't it your third uncle of the Guo family? Let me ask you, do you believe in ghosts and gods?"

Guo Yupu remained silent and did not answer.

"I must humiliate your third uncle. This was also ordered by the emperor's grandfather. I didn't call you here today to argue with you. Do you know that your third uncle entered the palace today?"

ah?Guo Yupu looked at Zhou Shiji, and at the spell in his hand.

Of course he knew that his family had a third uncle who was a national teacher, and he had seen it before.

He was only six years old at that time, and his third uncle stayed at his house overnight, and his mother repeatedly warned him not to go into his yard.Therefore, he was taken back to the house by the nanny after dinner, but he lay on the bed with a bulging stomach and couldn't sleep. Hearing the crickets in the grass in the backyard were singing happily, he secretly got up to look at the crickets.

He obviously heard crickets calling in this clump of grass, but he couldn't find it after searching all over the place, and the crickets were calling from other places, which was really annoying.

"What are you looking for?" a voice suddenly asked.

He was so frightened that he fell down and squatted down. When he looked up, he saw a tall and thin figure in a daze.

The flames flashed, the man looked like a young man, somewhat similar in appearance to his father, he raised his right hand, a cluster of flames jumped on his fingers.

This is the third uncle?

"Crickets."

The third uncle laughed a few times, twisted the fingers of his right hand, and suddenly several flames burst out on the ground, instantly illuminating the small piece of grass.

"Look, here are two." The young third uncle squatted down like him, covered his hands, then brought them to him and opened them, with two crickets between his palms, "Here you are."

"Thank you...Third Uncle."

"Good." The third uncle rubbed his head with the hand he had just caught the cricket, waved his sleeves, and the flames on the ground disappeared without a trace.

He had already forgotten how to deal with those two crickets, and only remembered the clusters of flames that came and went as soon as they were summoned.

"You don't know, the current Zhuohua Palace was originally called Tai'a Palace. Concubine Lan who lived in it back then killed many people. A few days ago, someone saw ghosts inside, so Grandpa called your third uncle to come in. Come to the palace."

"Really? How many people saw it?"

Zhou Shiji knocked on his head twice: "Do you really believe it? Anyway, I don't believe it."

Guo Yupu opened his mouth slightly, staring at Zhou Shiji in a daze: "Then what does His Highness mean?"

"Let's go and see, maybe we can help." Zhou Shiji shook the spell in his hand.

Guo Yupu was not sure what Zhou Shiji meant, and felt that His Royal Highness was about to play some tricks, so he couldn't help feeling a little worried.

Afterwards, Zhou Shiji packed a few snacks and led him into the Zhuohua Palace secretly.The two of them waited bored from morning to noon, but no ghosts were seen, and Concubine Hui's cat ran out, Zhou Shiji fed it a piece of snack, the cat wiped its mouth and jumped up the wall and ran away after eating.

Zhou Shiji stood up and stretched: "Look, there are no ghosts at all. I don't know if your third uncle will do it during the day or wait until night."

"Probably at night." Guo Yupu whispered.

Zhou Shiji grabbed his shoulder and shook it: "Then we will come again at night, you don't go out of the palace today, and stay at my Chenyang Palace tonight."

"Yes." Guo Yupu agreed with a low eyebrow, and followed him to leave Zhuohua Palace.

"Huh?" Zhou Shiji pulled the door of the palace, but the door couldn't be opened.

Guo Yupu stretched out his hands quickly, and together with him, he pulled hard on the door of the temple. The door of the temple was bolted inside, but it was not bolted, so why couldn't it be opened?

"Come here!" Zhou Shiji slammed on the door of the palace, hoping that there would be passing palace people outside to help break the door from the outside.

No one came to answer for a long time, the two of them tried their best to feed, but the door of the palace just couldn't be opened.

This hall has long been a ruined hall, and there is no popularity at all. Now these two children are locked up in this hall for no reason and cannot get out. They are a little scared no matter what.

"It's not really ghosts that are doing the trick, you throw the spell and try." Guo Yupu said to Zhou Shiji.

"Hmph, they are useless things anyway." Zhou Shiji's voice trembled, he didn't know whether it was from fear or resentment, he took out the charm from his arms and threw it on the ground.

Suddenly a strange wind rolled up the talisman, whining and whirling in the air.

"Ah—" Zhou Shiji called out first.

A gray figure suddenly appeared and tapped Zhou Shiji's neck with one hand, and Zhou Shiji fell to the ground without a sound.

Just as Guo Yupu was about to scream, his neck hurt, and a vague voice whispered in his ear, "Hey, don't be afraid", and then his eyes went dark and he didn't know anything.

Third Uncle...

When Guo Yupu woke up, he was lying in his bedroom, several candles were lit in the room, and his mother sat on the embroidered pier next to his bed, and seeing him wake up, she ordered the maid Jianping to bring a bowl of ginseng soup.

"Mother, how did I get back home?" He opened his mouth and asked.

"Your third uncle sent you back, what are you going to Zhuohua Palace for, fortunately, the emperor didn't blame him."

"Where's Third Uncle?" Guo Yupu sat up abruptly from the bed.

"Your third uncle is the national teacher, so don't ask about his affairs. Well, after drinking this bowl of ginseng soup, you must be careful not to wander around in the palace."

"Yes." Guo Yupu obediently drank the ginseng soup without asking any more questions.

He didn't enter the palace for a few days later, when his father came back from the palace and said that the emperor's grandson had been ill all the time, the imperial hospital was helpless, and the emperor and prince were very worried.

Now Zhou Shiji is really sick.

"Didn't the emperor ask your third uncle to go see it?" Guo Yupu asked, his father and mother gave him a strange look, and then his father smiled and said, "Pu'er doesn't recognize your third uncle. call him."

However, Guo Yupu met the third uncle in the palace before his father called the third uncle to come to the house.

The grandson of the emperor recovered from his illness, and sent someone to invite him into the palace. Guo and Pu privately thought that the third uncle must have cured Zhou Shiji.

Zhou Shiji looked like he was just recovering from a serious illness. He had lost weight and was not in good spirits. He ordered people to fly a kite, but he sat on a chair and watched the palace people running around.

Guo and Pu sat with him.

The weather was very good that day, but the wind was unfavorable. The palace servants changed several times, and they ran out of breath without flying the kite. Zhou Shiji called a guard in front of the palace, and the kite finally flew. .

There are pavilions, terraces and attics in the palace, and flowers and trees are needed to support it. It is inevitable that the movement is limited. The kite could fly high, but it was a pity that it hung far away on the tree outside the palace wall within a moment.

Zhou Shiji patted the stool and got angry, and asked someone to fetch the kite, but how could the palace people leave the palace privately, they knelt on the ground and hoped that the emperor's grandson would calm down, Guo and Pu were also a little panicked.

At this moment, a man in white robe and green shirt came slowly, his footsteps were light and handsome, his clothes were blown by a slight breeze, he was both like a gentleman and an exiled fairy, which made people admire him.

Guo Yupu's eyes lit up, and he immediately forgot what kind of situation he was in.

The man was walking along the palace wall, but when he raised his eyes, he realized that the master of the palace was angry, so he walked up leisurely: "My minister, Guo Fengyi, sees Your Highness."

"Master Guoshi is free of courtesy, thank you Guoshi for treating me the day before yesterday." Zhou Shiji said.

Guo Yupu bowed their heads together with the palace people, and couldn't help but secretly rejoice, it turned out that Zhou Shiji's illness was really cured by his third uncle.

"Why is Your Highness unhappy?" Third Uncle asked with a smile.

"It's nothing serious." Zhou Shiji replied perfunctorily, as if he didn't want people to know that he was losing his temper.

Uncle San pointed at the kite on the tree: "If it's for it, it's not worth it."

Zhou Shiji was taken aback for a moment, and then said to the palace man, "Okay, you all retreat." After the palace man retreated one by one as if he had been pardoned, he asked with curiosity and expectation on his face, "I hear Grandpa Huang said that Master Guoshi is the body of a celestial being, but there is a strange technique to take that kite?"

Guo Yupu secretly thought that the grandson of the emperor was going to play tricks again, so he looked up to see his third uncle.

The third uncle smiled and said nothing, turned around and pointed at the tree in the distance, Zhou Shiji and Guo Yupu couldn't help watching with bated breath, and saw the kite hanging on the tree slowly soaring into the sky, as if it had been caught by some kind of The invisible thing caught it, and slowly floated towards the inner courtyard of the palace, and it was falling into the hands of the master.

ah?Guo Yupu stared dumbfounded, what a mystery this is!There is such a miracle in the world that there is such a tall man, and this tall man is my third uncle.

Zhou Shiji was also a little dazed, staring blankly at the national teacher presenting the kite to him with both hands, and seeing him say to himself with respect and affection: "His Royal Highness is happy."

Guo Yupu only felt that there was a bird fluttering in his chest, and he bid farewell to Zhou Shiji early, so he searched for his third uncle all over the palace.

He remembered that Zhou Shiji said that there was a spell buried outside the palace wall, and that the third uncle had also walked along the palace wall just now, thinking of the connection between these two things almost exhausted all his wisdom, but fortunately he finally found it.

Third Uncle tilted his head and talked, was he talking to himself?

Guo Yupu was about to go forward to call the third uncle, when suddenly a person appeared beside the third uncle out of thin air.

ah?He was stunned on the ground.

That man was a Taoist priest wearing a gray Taoist robe. The third uncle was very close to him. The two talked in a low voice. Guo and Pu couldn't tell what kind of demeanor and atmosphere it was, but it seemed that there was no one else in the world who could be like that Taoist priest. Usually get close to the third uncle, or make the third uncle so close.

He suddenly remembered the last scene he saw in Zhuohua Palace that day, which made Zhou Shiji's gray figure faint. Could it be that the third uncle was also with this Taoist priest at that time?

The two talked for a while, and the Taoist disappeared out of thin air. Guo and Pu were wondering, but the third uncle turned around, smiled at him, and then waved.

Guo Yupu immediately ran forward, fluttering like the invisible bird in his chest, jumping for joy.

"Third Uncle." He walked closer and suddenly felt embarrassed again, wondering if Third Uncle still knew him.

"good."

He plucked up his courage, raised his eyes and looked at his third uncle carefully. Although the third uncle was somewhat similar to his father, he didn't feel like it at all when looking at his magnificent posture. Perhaps, there is no one else in this world like the third uncle. It's like a collection of people who are outstanding and extraordinary in the world.

"What's wrong with your body?" The third uncle asked him with a smile and squinted his eyes.

Guo Yupu shook his head.

The third uncle took out a piece of black jade from his bosom, folded a small crane out of paper, and put the paper crane on the jade, the round black jade immediately looked like a small crane, with slender legs and lively eyes I'm afraid no matter how skilled a craftsman is, he can't carve it.

The third uncle hung the jade crane around his neck: "Don't take it off after you put it on."

Guo Yupu lowered his head to look at Xiaohe, and when his third uncle stood up, he grabbed his sleeve and said impatiently, "Sanshu, come and stay at my house for a few days, the cook at home is From the imperial dining room, the dim sum he makes is delicious."

"Well..." The third uncle looked a little embarrassed, "If you have anything to do, you can go to the Grand Hyatt Inn to find me."

Guo Yupu couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, but refused to give up the slightest hope of persuading the third uncle: "Let father find you a quiet yard, quieter than the inn."

The third uncle scratched his nose: "Okay, I'll stay for two days, and if Grandpa blames me, I'll confess you. Don't blame me for being immoral."

"En." Guo Yupu nodded emphatically, it turns out that the third uncle is also afraid of elders just like ordinary people.

In the evening, when the third uncle really came to his house, he immediately ran out from the dining table and asked the third uncle to sit next to him, but his father and mother kept talking to the third uncle, and he didn't have a chance to say a few words to the third uncle.

His buttocks were shaking left and right on the stool. Finally, when the third uncle offered to resign, he jumped up from the stool and dragged the third uncle to the small courtyard of the guest room.

He opened the door one step ahead of his third uncle and jumped into the room, only to find the Taoist priest in gray sitting in the room.

"Huh?" He couldn't help but call out.

This room was cleaned by my father, and he even put his favorite decorations in this room. He just came to see it happily before eating. When did this Taoist priest come?Why is he in third uncle's room?

The Taoist saw that his complexion was not very good-looking, so he asked the third uncle, "Why is he here?"

This is his home, this uninvited Taoist priest is too rude!

"Hey, this is my nephew, you haven't presented the meeting gift yet." The third uncle said angrily.

Although the Taoist priest looked unhappy, he heard that he really took out something from his bosom and threw it over. Guo Yupu was forced to take it in his hand, it was a dark object, he couldn't see what it was.

The third uncle leaned down slightly and looked at him at the same level: "This is the third uncle's...friend, he has no place to live, you are not allowed to tell others that he is here, or we have to leave now."

Guo Yupu glanced at the Taoist priest, and thought to himself, no wonder he was inseparable from his third uncle, since he had no place to live.

The Taoist was obviously even more unhappy, and the third uncle also found out, told him a few words and let him leave.

Guo Yupu went back to his room, threw the black thing given by the Taoist priest into the drawer, lay on the bed and looked at the jade crane again and again, thinking of how the jade crane was made by the third uncle and how it was There is great joy in what you bring on your lap.

The next day, after greeting his parents, he ran to the small courtyard where his third uncle lived.

The third uncle has already got up, and he can hear voices in the room, he shouted: "Third uncle, it's my nephew, I came in?"

When he pushed the door, was the door locked?Why can't it be opened.

"Wait, don't come in yet!" The third uncle's breath was unsteady, and his voice was a little hoarse. This time he shouted very urgently, as if he didn't want him to go in.

Guo Yupu felt a little sad, and then waited obediently.

It was the Taoist priest who opened the door. The Taoist priest stood at the door and stared at him. If there is a tiger aunt who eats children, it is probably like him.

"You let him in." Third Uncle said in the room.

The Taoist reluctantly let the door open, Guo Yupu glanced at him with some complacency, and stepped into the room.

The room was very tidy, almost the same as before the third uncle moved in last night. If it wasn't for the third uncle sitting on the edge of the bed with his hair disheveled, he would suspect that they didn't sleep in this room.

"Why are you sitting?" The Taoist quickly walked to the bed, gently picked up Uncle's legs and put them on the bed, and put a cushion behind his waist, pushing him down.

"You...you don't want to do this." The third uncle's face flushed a little, and he slapped the Taoist priest on the arm, "Go and make tea, I will play with my nephew for a while."

"What's the fun with the little baby." The Taoist muttered and walked out of the room.

Although Guo Yupu felt that the third uncle and the Taoist priest were a bit weird, he wanted to get closer to the third uncle even more, so he rushed to the bedside and called "Third Uncle". He wanted to ask too many questions, and suddenly Given the opportunity but didn't know which one to talk about first, my face flushed with embarrassment.

"Do you want to know how I can take down the kite?" Uncle San blinked at him.

Guo Yupu nodded hesitantly, he wanted to know this, but not only this, but he didn't know where to start, so he answered this first.

So, he widened his eyes, watching the third uncle pointing a finger to make the window open by itself, and watching the water drops on the tree stretching into the window from the treetop one by one, like mother's pearl bracelets. generally.

"How to do this?" Guo Yupu was startled and speechless.

"Do you want to learn?"

Guo and Pu could only nod their heads.

The third uncle was about to speak when the Taoist came in with a teapot.

It would be good to let the maid do these things, Guo Yupu thought to himself but didn't say it out loud, he had an intuition that the Taoist priest would be unhappy, and the third uncle would also be unhappy.

"I want to eat lotus seeds." The third uncle said to the Taoist priest.

Guo Yupu looked at the third uncle puzzled, he knew lotus seeds, which were not common in the capital, and he only ate them a few times in the palace.

The Taoist was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said yes, and the third uncle said again: "We have been outside the Great Wall for two years, and Lanxi is no longer here. Why don't you stop by and go to Qiutang County to burn some paper money for Lanxi for me."

The Taoist frowned: "How can this be done?"

"Why can't you replace me? Or do you mean you can't replace me?" The third uncle looked at the Taoist priest, and tapped his chin with his fair and beautiful fingers.

The Taoist priest immediately kept silent, but the expression on his face vaguely showed a somewhat helpful look, and then turned around and went out.

After that, the third uncle taught him for two hours. He didn't understand why the third uncle sent the Taoist away, and he didn't learn it during those two hours.

Guo Yupu was very annoyed that he was so stupid, but the third uncle smiled and rubbed his head: "I learned it for several days, you have learned it very quickly, if you learn to be asked in the future, you can Let’s say this is the technique of Qingfeng Sect.”

Breeze school?

In the afternoon, the emperor's grandson sent someone to call him into the palace again, but he was extremely unwilling. Before leaving, he told his third uncle to ask the cook to make almond tofu and sweet-scented osmanthus cakes to eat together when he came back. The third uncle smiled and said nothing.

When he returned to the house at night, his father said that the third uncle had left, and he cried all night under the quilt, but he couldn't complain that the third uncle didn't keep his words, because the third uncle didn't agree to him.

He learned that technique, and he even peeked at Guozhi in his father's study. The third uncle said that Qiutang County is more than nine hundred miles away from the capital, and the Taoist priest went back and forth every hour, and a thousand-mile horse can only travel a thousand miles a day. , Can the Taoist priest ride the clouds and shrink the ground to an inch?

He hadn't seen this third uncle in the next few years, and he kept the jade crane close to him all the time. Unfortunately, he never encountered any danger, and he had no chance to know what the jade crane was used for.

When he was 17 years old, his grandfather celebrated his birthday, and his father took him to collect the gifts. He found a painting in the warehouse, and he had nothing else in his mind.

Later, people in the capital had different opinions about it. The whereabouts of the only son-in-law were unknown. Some said they met in the south of the Yangtze River, some said they met outside the Great Wall, and some said that the son-in-law's son-in-law had become a god after seeking Taoism, just like his third uncle, the national teacher.