Daoists will flirt with me if they disagree

Guo Sanfeng didn't count in detail how many times he came to the underworld, anyway, he was used to those bloody and frightening scenes.

The King of the Wheel, who loves the folk art of face-changing very much, warmly received them, and arranged for several subordinates to handle various related procedures for them.

"You follow Niutou to Granny Meng's place for a cup of tea, and then come back to dance to the stage, and that's it." Zhuanlun Wang now has the image of a white-faced Confucian scholar, very amiable.

Niutou came up and brought Guo Sanfeng down.Guo Sanfeng took one last look at Zhixin, who was also looking at him.

"Let's go, you go to Po Meng's and drink the soup happily, and you won't remember him." Niutou said.

"..."

The place where Niutou took him passed was a beautiful place, the calm river of forgetfulness, a small boat was moored quietly by the river, and the boatman wearing a bamboo hat sat on the bow and watched the river quietly, the fiery red shore China is like a sea of ​​fire.This is probably what death feels like.

They came to Naihe Bridge, and a shed was built beside the bridge.

"Grandma Meng, here comes another one!" Niutou shouted loudly, and then said to Guo Sanfeng, "Go in."

Guo Sanfeng felt that he had entered a small black clinic, the oil lamps were big and dim, and there was a stooped figure in black beside him.

Just as Guo Sanfeng was about to open his mouth, the figure turned around, but he didn't say the word 'mother-in-law' in a daze.

Looking at this face, it is clearly a beauty who describes a gorgeous and youthful cardamom.

The beauty stuffed a tea bowl into Guo Sanfeng's hand, Guo Sanfeng looked down, there was a black liquid in the bowl, shaking gently with his trembling hands.

"……I……"

Damn, Guo Sanfeng sadly found out that he was going to love...

"Don't want to drink?" The beauty seemed to be unwilling to Guo Sanfeng's repeated hesitation, and directly took the bowl from his hand, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to drink, those who want to forget can forget anyway, and those who don't want to forget can't forget anyway."

This beautiful woman not only thinks ahead, speaks very modern, but also can open her mouth to spout love chicken soup.

Guo Sanfeng sighed for a moment, and the bigger feeling was, ah~ so lucky, it was so easy to get past it...

"It's the same when you jump the Reincarnation Platform. Only there is the real rebirth. Whether you remember the next life or not..."

Where is he?Guo Sanfeng answered inwardly reflexively.

"It's God's will." The beauty smiled at him, and the young face suddenly wrinkled like an old woman.

In any case, Guo Sanfeng was [-]% thankful and [-]% uneasy that he didn't drink Mengpo soup.

When he came out, Niutou was waiting outside, wondering if he should pretend to have drunk Mengpo soup.

"She didn't let you drink?"

Damn, do you want to see through it so quickly, can you let him show off his acting talent.

Guo Sanfeng chose not to respond, and Niutou started talking endlessly...

"King of the Wheel, I wonder where my old friend will be reincarnated?" Zhixin asked.

"The real person wants me to be accommodating?"

"Exactly." Zhixin took out a brocade box from his bosom, and lit it at King Zhuanlun.

The wheel-running king's face lit up, occupational disease, he changed his face again, he called Judge Cui after leaving the hall, and Judge Cui handed Zhixin a piece of paper, on which was written the family and life of Guo Sanfeng who was about to reincarnate .

"The real person can't trust this king?"

Shaking his head obediently, he handed the brocade box in his hand: "This is the last treasure of the poor."

The Wheel-Running King nodded and took the brocade box into his arms.

It happened that Niutou brought Guo Sanfeng back, he pointed at the reincarnation platform, and Guo Sanfeng walked towards the reincarnation platform in a flickering manner.

Zhixin stood below and watched his every move.

Guo Sanfeng stood by the reincarnation stage, the wind blowing his hair and sleeves, his expression was empty, just like he was about to be reincarnated...

With a movement of Zhixin, he jumped onto the Reincarnation Platform and grabbed Guo Sanfeng: "...I will definitely find you..."

Guo Sanfeng glanced at him with blank eyes, and fell off the reincarnation platform as soon as his body fell.

Zhixin was stunned for a moment, watching Guo Sanfeng getting further and further away from him below.

"Ah—" He went mad suddenly, jumped down, and stretched out his hand to catch Guo Sanfeng, but he couldn't catch up.

Guo Sanfeng faced up, a drop of warm liquid fell on his face, he stretched out his hand and drew a talisman in the void, and said in his mouth: "Open!"

Zhixin was flicked by that mountain-opening force, no matter how much he screamed in grief, he was forced to fall back on the reincarnation platform, seeing Guo Sanfeng disappear...

Finally sending away the two who came to the underworld from time to time to go mad, the King of Wheels took out the brocade box Zhixin gave him from his bosom, and opened it with a smile on his face.

The Wheel-Running King instantly put on a black face, gritted his teeth and said, "I was actually deceived by that fellow!"

The box is empty!

Zhixin first went back to Qiutang County to pack Guo Sanfeng and his own things.

"How? Would you like to come to my view of Qingfeng?"

Huang Kuai was leaning against the door frame with his shoulders in his arms, asking persistently without looking back.

"How do you view incense?"

"It's okay."

"Can I take him with me?" Huang Kuai picked up the little mouse.

"Very good."

Huang Kuai stared at Zhixin's back thoughtfully, something was wrong with this Taoist priest, ever since he came back from the underworld alone, not only his immortal roots were damaged, but also his body became like this, even though this Taoist priest kept putting on A dead face, but now it is a dead face.

Yu Nuan said that she wanted to go back to Longtan, so Zhixin took Huang Kuai and Little Mouse back to Qingyu Mountain.

"... Daoist Zhixin?" Wuming was surprised to find Zhixin appearing outside the door.

With his back facing Wuming, Zhixin stood with his hands behind his back: "Do you still want to practice in my meditation?"

"I'm fine here, when the master comes back—"

"Alright, I'll come every day at noon from now on."

Yu Nuan transformed into a dragon body and soared through the clouds, and came to the bank of the Tianhe River. He took the shape of a human, spit out a dragon ball the size of a thumbnail, and hid it in the Tianhe River.

He had learned from his obsessive talk before that Suzaku Shenjun was in a bad situation, he was already weak and weak, he thought that the man's hair was withered and rough, but it was a pity that he was ignorant and hurt him repeatedly...

If Zhixin is able to enter and exit the golden light, he will take the risk of spitting out dragon balls to try.

Yu Nuan came to Suzaku Shrine, but she couldn't see the golden light.He entered the golden light without time to be happy, and went straight to the temple.

There is no one in the hall, and there is no one in the bedroom. The clothes of the Suzaku God are piled up on the cloud bed. It looks like...

He came to Yuquan Palace based on his memory, and sure enough, he saw an arm hanging on the edge of the spring, Yu Nuan's heart was pounding, and he approached the spring gently.

Ling Sanren's whole body is soaked in the jade spring, and his hair is hanging outside.Yu Nuan couldn't help but hold her breath, the wounds on the fairy's body, regardless of the number and location, were exactly the same as those on her own body, but they were more severely injured than herself.

Ling Sanren opened his eyes and stood up suddenly, the water droplets were evaporated in an instant before slipping off his body, he took the neatly folded clothes and put them on his body, then turned to ask Yu Nuan: "How did you get in? "

"Ah...there is no one guarding you in Suzaku Shrine..." Yu Nuan's voice was so low that he couldn't hear it, and he suddenly felt very sad.

Ling Sanren smiled and leaned over to look at Yu Nuan: "It's not the first time you've come here, I'm asking about the golden light, have you not been hurt by it?"

"...I... I vomited the dragon ball and came in."

Ling Sanren suppressed his smile, and raised Yu Nuan's chin with his fingers: "Where did you put the dragon ball!"

"...in Tianhe."

Ling San was so angry that he almost jumped up without regard for dignity, and finally he rubbed Yu Nuan's bun fiercely: "You little doll is so ignorant! Can you spit out dragon balls casually!"

Looking at Ling San's distorted handsome face, Yu Nuan secretly reached out and pinched his hair and twisted it. Although it was rough, it was so warm...

Ling Sanren didn't seem to pay attention to his small movements, opened his mouth and let out a clear whistle, and the fiery little phoenix flew in, he pointed at Yu Nuan, the little phoenix flew around Yu Nuan twice and then flew out of the palace go.

"Are you... still getting married?" Yu Nuan summoned up her courage and asked.

Ling San turned his eyes and looked at Yu Nuan: "Do you want to drink wedding wine?"

"..." Yu Nuan's eyes darkened, she lowered her head, her lips moved a few times, and the secret emotion in her heart was surging like it would burst out of her heart and out of his body.

"The matter of getting married is postponed, I have other things to do."

"Really?" Yu Nuan suddenly raised her head and stared into Ling Sanren's eyes, fearing that the immortal was joking again.

Ling San laughed, and the long phoenix whistle resounded, the little phoenix flew in and put the pearl in his mouth in his palm.

He picked up the dragon ball and put it in Yu Nuan's mouth.

Yu Nuan opened her mouth numbly, staring at Ling Sanren intently, and grabbed his arm when Ling Sanren was about to take back his hand.

"What are you doing?" Ling San was startled.

Yu Nuan shook her head indiscriminately, and suddenly burst into tears, she jumped up and hugged Ling Sanren.

Ling Sanren's body froze, and his breathing became disordered.

"...You let go, what sad things do you have to say..."

Yu Nuan let go of him, took off her clothes a few times, and kept rubbing against Ling Sanren's body, holding his arm and sticking it to her face indiscriminately, her voice was crying but eagerly murmured: "Please!" Please, please, please..."

Seeing that Yu Nuan was delirious, and rubbed against him naked and disorderly, Ling Sanren was really helpless, and chanted a spell to seal Yu Nuan's movements.

"Put on your clothes by yourself, and the golden light will disappear by itself, then you can leave." Ling Sanren turned his back and walked away from Yu Nuan, "...you don't come here anymore—— —”

"Please..." Yu Nuanding couldn't move on the spot, tears were streaming down her face, and these three words were repeated in her mouth.

The Lingsan people sighed: "I have postponed my marriage with Baguio. After tomorrow, I will go to the lower realm to experience tribulation. You come but I am not in the palace. Do you understand?"

"... Where are you going to the lower realm?"

"You already know so much, don't—"

"I know," Yu Nuan stopped her tears, "I know that you like beauties, God Lord, I'm just a little dragon in the lower realm, no, I'm just half fish and half dragon, and I'm not a beauty, I have nothing, but...but I... ..."

"You are still young, you don't know what love is at all." Ling Sanren had already left Yuquan Palace.

Not long after, Yu Nuan moved his body and fell to the ground. He picked up his clothes and buried his head in it, and couldn't help crying. The clothes were stained with the incense from Ling Sanren's body, which almost broke his heart. Maybe he He doesn't understand love, but he knows that he really likes immortals.

Yu Nuan cried and fell asleep and cried, and he didn't know how long it had been. He walked out of Suzaku Shrine, and as the fairy said, the golden light outside had disappeared, which meant that the fairy was about to go to the lower realm...

He returned to Longtan with the soul-gathering nail. Their precious elder brother of the fish-dragon tribe didn't want immortals or immortals, so he took it with him every day. Sometimes he practiced the art of controlling the wind that Zhixin gave him, and sometimes he turned into a dragon. , Swimming in the Longtan with his clansmen, sometimes he also turned into a human figure to find pipe ropes and small stones.

On this day, he was playing backgammon with Guan Sheng.

Suddenly, a long phoenix cry rushed down the sky, heading straight in their direction, Yu Nuan raised her head, it was Little Phoenix!

He opened his arms to catch it, but Little Phoenix rushed into his arms and spit out a golden ball.

"This is... the divine monarch's oral order?" Guan Sheng asked in surprise.

Sure enough, as soon as the golden ball left Phoenix's mouth, two lines of golden characters appeared in the air.

Yu Nuan read it over and over again, wishing to engrave it on her heart.

Not long after, the golden ball lost its radiance and landed on his palm, turning into an ordinary bead.

At the same time, the little phoenix in his arms also changed, its fiery red feathers became like a pheasant in the forest.

Yu Nuan asked in surprise, "What's wrong with it?"

"When the phoenix falls to the ground, it is no longer a phoenix." Guan Sheng said.

"Pheasant!" Little Shitou stared at Little Phoenix, his eyes gleaming and his mouth watering.

"Don't call it a pheasant!" Yu Nuan threw down the pipe rope, small stones and half-played chess, and ran wildly in the forest with the little phoenix that had turned into a pheasant. He felt infinitely happy.

The author has something to say:

Ling Sanren and Yu Nuan are probably like this. I haven’t decided whether to write a side story, but I don’t plan to write these two separately. First, there is enough space in this article. It's a cold article that is not very pleasing, crying