Daoists will flirt with me if they disagree

As soon as Zhixin and Guo Sanfeng entered this courtyard, they discovered that there was a demonic aura here.If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, you lie on the roof and wait to catch the monster.

Sure enough, a goblin came out while the household was asleep...to clean up.

This little goblin is not big, only about the height of a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child, dressed in jet black, with white skin, and a pair of bean-sized eyes shining brightly on his face.He was humming a little tune, holding a bucket brush in his hand, and after cleaning the chicken coop, he cleaned the dog shed, and after cleaning the latrine, he cleaned the courtyard door.

"Isn't he a mouse spirit?" The face of this little goblin is so recognizable that it can be seen at a glance that something has changed.

Zhixin nodded: "A 200-year-old little mouse."

Does this little mouse have a cleanliness habit or something, he should practice and practice at night, spend his spare time cleaning the yard for others, do you want to be a mouse girl to win glory for the mice?

"Fellow Daoist, fix him with the immobilization spell, let's interrogate him and see what he wants to do?"

Zhixin turned to him and smiled slightly: "Do you want to learn the holding spell?"

Guo Sanfeng was a little dazed, he didn't think much about what he said just now, but after asking this question, he really thought about it a little bit, so he said coyly: "...I think I think..."

Zhixin leaned over and whispered the spell in his ear.

Guo Sanfeng listened carefully while holding back his throbbing, he recited it silently several times in his heart, and asked persistently: "Remember?"

He nodded, focused his eyes on the little mouse spirit who was giggling, and uttered a spell.

The little mouse was fetching water by the well, tied the bucket with a rope and threw it into the well, then just lay down on the edge of the well and looked down, motionless.

Fuck, was it successful or not?Was the little mouse fixed by him or hadn't moved at all? Guo Sanfeng and Zhixin looked at each other.

Just as Zhixin was about to get up, "Hey" Guo Sanfeng slapped his head and pushed him down, "Is he still moving?"

The little mouse spirit finally had enough of watching, stood up and shook the wheel vigorously.

Zhixin raised his head, with a piece of ashes on his forehead: "You try again."

Naturally, Guo Sanfeng didn't have to insist on saying it, he chanted the mantra to the little mouse spirit over and over again, and when the little mouse finished fetching water, heated the water and began to take off his clothes, he was finally captured by Guo Sanfeng.

"Wait, Fellow Daoist." Guo Sanfeng held onto Zhixin who was about to jump out, and grabbed a corner of his sleeve to wipe off the ash knocked out from Zhixin's forehead, "Your appearance."

The two dawdled for a while, and then jumped down from the roof hand in hand.

The little mouse couldn't move, and when he saw two people who looked like Taoists approaching him, tears immediately flowed down his cheeks: "Two...two Taoist priests...Rong Bing, you will live as long as you beat my parents. In this house, I have never... never harmed anyone, the Taoist priest spared my life... blah blah blah..."

Guo Sanfeng was about to laugh, but in order to cooperate with fellow daoist with paralyzed face, he raised his chin with a cold demeanor: "What are you doing in the middle of the night, you little monster?"

The little goblin sucked her nose hard, her lips trembled, and she made a robotic sound when she spoke: "I... do my work... for... for rice oil."

"Which one will trade with you? Isn't it stolen?" Guo Sanfeng squinted at him and asked in a 'sharp voice'.

The little mouse spirit immediately shrank his neck, was so frightened that he couldn't even speak, and just cried and chirped.

Guo Sanfeng couldn't bear this pitiful look, he said to Zhixin: "Fellow Daoist, undo his fixing spell."

With a movement of Zhixin's lips, the little mouse knelt down on the ground with a thud, crying and begging for mercy with two paws: "Thank you, Daoist, thank you, Daoist."

"Okay, don't cry," Guo Sanfeng stretched out his hand to help the limp little mouse up, "We won't accept you, you will continue to be a good fairy in the future."

The little mouse spirit raised her head, her white and tender face was still stained with tears, she looked pretty, and there was a little bit of white in the middle of her lips, which should be the front teeth, right between the two lips, she looked very stupid and cute: "I can eat enough That's fine, I don't know how to be a fairy."

Guo Sanfeng was really speechless. How could such a snack food become a goblin? It would be better to just be a little mouse and live his whole life. Surviving these 200 years should be quite difficult. Just eating three meals a day is enough for him to worry about.

Guo Sanfeng stretched out his hand, fetched two red-skinned eggs, and handed them to the little mouse spirit with a sympathetic face: "We're going to stay here for a while, come find me when you're hungry."

The little mouse looked up at Guo Sanfeng, with a very surprised expression on his white face: "Master, do you want to support me?"

There seems to be ambiguity in saying this, Guo Sanfeng felt a little ashamed looking at the innocent little goblin.

"Hurry up and change back, don't bother people anymore." Zhixin said expressionlessly, his tone was also cold.

Guo Sanfeng was originally very excited because he wanted to catch the monster at night, but he didn't catch the monster and only met a worthless foodie. The gap is indescribable.

The family has a new population, and there is only one vacant room left for them to rent, and there is only one bed board in the room.

Guo Sanfeng stood against the wall: "Fellow Daoist, go to bed and rest."

Zhixin looked at him silently, sitting cross-legged on the bed.

It just passed the night...

In the morning, when Guo Sanfeng opened the door, the raised foot didn't come down.

Because of something, there was a green leaf on the ground in front of the door, four pieces of corn tortillas were neatly stacked on the leaf, and there were small black and red beans sandwiched in the yellow cornmeal.

Guo Sanfeng looked around in the yard, it shouldn't be artificial, but the little fairy from last night?If so, that little mouse spirit is quite amusing.

Guo Sanfeng carefully picked up the leaves and the cornbread, turned around and went back to the house and put them on the table. Thinking of the pitiful look of that little mouse, he really couldn't bear to eat it, maybe it was the child's daily ration...

On this day, they entered Qiutang County, Guo Sanfeng went straight to Jixiang Tower and ordered two plates of almond cakes.

"It's a pity that Yunuan is not here." Guo Sanfeng ate a few yuan like a hungry ghost before slowing down, "I don't know if the Suzaku god treats him well."

Dedicated to pouring tea for Guo Sanfeng, he put down the teapot when he heard this, and couldn't hide his surprise in his words: "Xiaolong is at the place of the Suzaku God?"

"Well, Yu Nuan said that he is going to thank God and return the Soul Gathering Nail."

Zhixin let out a soft snort from his nose, and said coldly: "He took other people's things and returned them for nothing, this Suzaku God is really boring."

Guo Sanfeng almost choked, looked around mischievously, clasped his hands together and said: "Don't blame the gods, fellow Taoists are just joking."

"Hmph!" Fellow Daoist Zhixin blatantly snorted this time.

Guo Sanfeng almost had a heart attack from fright, this fellow Taoist has a little bit of a bad opinion of Suzaku Shenjun.

Zhixin just drank half a pot of tea, Guo Sanfeng ate two plates of almond cakes, and ordered another plate for the store to wrap in paper.

They got up and were about to leave when there was a commotion on the first floor of the restaurant, Guo Sanfeng leaned out from the corridor on the second floor to look.

A Taoist priest who looked quite young and decent was running wild in the lobby on the first floor, scurrying over the heads of the guests for a while, knocking up the table for a while, and the guests yelled loudly, and the waiter followed behind and couldn't stop him, because the Taoist priest moved Too fast, too fierce expression.

The Taoist priest was probably also bored, and quickly shot out a spell, and a black shadow rolled out from under a table, and the surrounding guests were frightened and fled in all directions immediately, and ran out.

"Monster!" The Taoist raised his sword and stabbed at the black body curled up in a ball.

"Hey!" Guo Sanfeng swayed, and stood in front of that evildoer, tilting his umbrella to block the sword.

The little Taoist was stunned for a moment, then withdrew his sword: "You mortal can't see evildoers, don't worry about it."

Guo Sanfeng withdrew his umbrella and hit it on the top of his head. At this moment, Zhixin walked to his side and looked at the little Taoist priest coldly.

"Hey, you Taoists, what are you doing?" The waiter saw that the customers had all run away, confiscated food money, and made a mess of the shop, so the clever guy ran to the back hall to call the boss.

Guo Sanfeng picked up the little mouse spirit with one hand, the child was really frightened again, he turned to the Taoist priest and asked: "Dare to ask you, what evil has he done?"

The Taoist looked at Zhixin, bowed his hands and bowed: "Since the two fellow Taoists are also of the same way, why bother to shield a little demon."

"You—" Guo Sanfeng was so angry that he choked, this little Taoist was not only stunned, but also his words were not pleasant, he was extremely impatient.

Zhixin returned the salute to the little Taoist priest: "Fellow Taoist, it is inevitable that innocent people will be implicated here, let's talk in another place."

The Taoist pointed at the little mouse spirit: "He can't let him go like this, tie him up."

Zhixin frowned slightly, but he didn't say anything to refute, his lips moved slightly.

I saw the little mouse spirit suddenly put his hands together in front of him. The child was terrified, and looked at Guo Sanfeng pitifully with his round eyes full of water.

Guo Sanfeng patted his head as comfort.

"Hey, the Taoist chiefs are waiting," a middle-aged man in a gorgeous dress walked up a few steps quickly, "I have lost my business today, and the Taoist priests have to explain it next time, otherwise I will only see you in court."

The face of the young Taoist priest suddenly turned red: "I have no money!" After speaking, he looked at Zhixin and Guo Sanfeng confidently.

Daoist Zhixin's expression was very deep and calm, but he just didn't speak.

"I... I can scrub and wash... I do my work in the store... Is that okay?" The little mouse said softly, shrinking its neck.

The young Taoist gave the little mouse spirit a strange look, and his face turned even more embarrassing.

"There are monsters in your store, and these two priests are here to catch monsters." Guo Sanfeng pointed at Zhixin and the little Taoist priest.

"Several guest officials, stop joking. I have lived for decades and have never seen a monster. I have seen many people who want to eat for free. Let's make a deal, otherwise I will only offend you."

A few guys got the boss's wink and copied the guy to surround him.

As soon as Guo Sanfeng closed the umbrella, there was a burst of screams from all around, Guo Sanfeng slapped those big guys on the back of the neck, and they fell to the ground immediately.

"You! You!" The boss looked at the guy who fell on the ground in shock, and then at Zhixin, "Monster, you are all demons!"

Guo Sanfeng walked up to the shop owner, faced him face to face, and then opened his umbrella to reveal himself: "Do you believe me this time?"

"Ah!" The boss was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground.

Zhixin's face was not very good-looking, he walked forward suddenly, took Guo Sanfeng's umbrella and put it away, and put Guo Sanfeng into the umbrella.

"Ah? Daoist... what are you doing?" Seeing that Guo Sanfeng was taken away, the little mouse spirit was frightened and sad, staring at the umbrella with tears in his eyes.

"Okay, okay, I don't need you to accompany the money, you can leave quickly!" The shop owner said tremblingly, pointing at them.

Zhixin dragged the bound little mouse spirit out of the shop, and the little Taoist priest also strode out of Jixianglou with strides.

They walked straight out of the city one after the other, and when they reached a place where there were few people, the little Taoist priest suddenly raised his eyebrows, pointing his sword at Zhixin: "You demon, you not only protect the demon, but also bring a ghost to deceive you. Today I will do justice for the heavens!"

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The role of cuteness has appeared on the stage, should we let him be an apprentice or give him a CP?Consider ing...