Daoists will flirt with me if they disagree

The obsession is also puzzling. I have retreated for ten years, and just after leaving the seclusion, I received a decree from heaven and man, saying that there is a lonely soul in Qiutang County. If he can help this ghost to find the soul and reincarnate as a human, he will be able to attain the Tao. soar.Naturally, he also had doubts that a mere lonely soul could disturb the Heavenly Court. When he came to Qiutang County, he found that this remnant soul was Shi Lanting who had been beheaded by him 20 years ago.

He still remembered the first time he met Shi Lanting.He and his master went down the mountain to get rid of the demons and came to Qiutang County, just in time for the county government to try the case.At that time, he was young and vigorous, just because he had a good heart, so he stood outside the court and watched the rich and the poor go to court.This rich man is Shi Lanting, the second son of the Shi family, the richest man in the county.

Shi Lanting was wearing a moon-white embroidered brocade gown, with jade belts and rings around his waist, and a tortoiseshell paper fan in his hand. He had a face like a crown of jade, red lips and white teeth.

It's hateful to say that the lame Zhao in the town makes a living with his mother, but his mother suddenly fell ill this month, making life even worse. Lame Zhao went to the street to buy medicine and happened to be walking in front of young master Shi and his party. Ahead, Mr. Shi probably caught up with young master Shi who was upset, and thought lame Zhao was blocking his way, so he ordered his followers to beat him up. As a result, both mother and son couldn't get out of bed, so they asked the neighbors to carry them to the county government to file a complaint.In this case, the witnesses and material evidence are all there and there is no need to break it down. Shi Lanting confessed that he had lost a large sum of money.

After the trial of the case, Shi Lanting came out and was stunned for a moment when he saw Zhixin, then he bowed and said: "The Taoist priest is polite."

Zhixin is a poor Taoist priest, he doesn't like to deal with rich people, and seeing this young man bullying the local bully with his wealth, he didn't want to talk to him, but since he was polite, he replied: "The benefactor..."

Shi Lanting immediately bowed to the ground again, and said, "Xiaosheng's surname is Shi, and I should have a predestined relationship with the Taoist priest."

He is obviously an ignorant dude, yet he pretends to be a literati and Confucian scholar, which only makes Zhixin feel that this person is very hypocritical, and he is disgusted at first sight.

Unexpectedly, it was actually prophesied by that guy, which not only led to the killing of demons and killing each other later, but now this guy has become a ghost and wants him to help him reincarnate.Hey, he has a good relationship with this Shi Lanting.

Zhixin opened his eyes slightly, seeing that fool kept touching a crooked wooden round stool, apparently wanting to touch a real object like a human being, the corners of his mouth moved slightly, and he closed his eyes again.

Although this fellow Taoist said he wanted to help him find his soul, but the three sticks couldn't make a fart. Not only did he not want to talk to him, he didn't even want to see him.Guo San squatted in the corner and mourned for himself for 3 minutes, and then began to practice fetching objects from the air.

It's better to be a human being, and it's better to be a ghost than a ghost. Although he has turned into a ghost, his Taoism is indestructible. If this fellow Taoist is unreliable at a critical moment, he has to rely on himself.

For this reason, Guo Sanfeng decided to get acquainted with the ghost's own skills first. Without a body, he reached out to support a crooked stool. Sure enough, a faint shadow passed through the stool. He kept trying, and before he knew it, the room was dark. I can't see anything.

Guo Sanfeng wailed silently in the dark, damn, I can’t even pick up a thing, how to spell out spells to exorcise ghosts and demons, how to start a sect and become a patriarch, how to become famous and climb to the pinnacle of life, I suddenly felt that I had a future Wuliang, it's better to let this fellow Taoist destroy him, and it's done once and for all.

Zhixin opened his eyes and came out of samadhi, stood up and shook the Buddha dust, and gestured at Guo Sanfeng like a fly. "Walk."

"Why?" Guo Sanfeng was completely hopeless at this moment, thinking about how to kill himself.

"Find your soul."

On a dark and windy night, when exorcising ghosts and demons.Daoist Zhixin walked in front, and the ghost Guo Sanfeng followed behind.

A person's soul will stay in the place he was nostalgic for during his lifetime. In his lifetime, this guy most liked to walk through the streets and alleys with his entourage. He idled around every day, either drinking tea in a teahouse or listening to music, or making troubles in the market. That was what he was like at that time Looking for demons all over the street, you can always meet this guy.

They walked silently for a few streets, and when they looked back persistently, the guy looked bewildered, as if he didn't know anything, so he stopped.

Guo Sanfeng was lost in thought, he didn't pay attention, he passed by all of a sudden, and passed through Zhixin's body, scaring himself enough, it was such a subtle and weird feeling...

"How, can you feel it?" Zhixin asked.

Guo Sanfeng shook his head, he could feel a fart, but he didn't even know where it was.

Zhixin put his hands behind his back, his paralyzed face was a little horrified under the light of the lanterns in the teahouse, Guo Sanfeng hurriedly said: "It's too dark at night, I can't see clearly, and I can't remember anything."

Zhixin lowered his head and pondered for a while: "So, come back in the daytime."

Guo Sanfeng immediately had the tireless spirit of pursuing Taoism, and he took a few steps to stand side by side with Zhixin: "I'm a ghost, can I come out during the day?"

Zhixin nodded: "Of course there is a way."

The next day, Zhixin held a broken umbrella in his hand, Guo Sanfeng immediately felt very bad, he still wanted to take him in, he asked Zhixin with trembling fingers: "What are you doing?"

Zhixin put the umbrella aside: "With this umbrella, you can go out during the day."

Huh?If you have two brushes, it’s good to be able to go out during the day, otherwise, if you go out at night, you will be accompanied by a Taoist priest exorcising ghosts. Guo Sanfeng is a little scared even if he is a ghost. He has a paralyzed face, but he has a warm heart.

Immediately afterwards, Zhixin said, "As long as you can pick it up."

Guo Sanfeng turned his face to the side, and said nothing, two lines of lasagna tears, mother, he forgot about this.

Seeing this guy aggrieved and constantly going to get the umbrella on the table, he insisted on setting the table and chairs, and then swept the utensils with Buddha dust at will, and the utensils were spotless.He Shi Shiran walked to the bed, took out a paper bag from his arms, took out a steamed bun and ate it slowly, then sat cross-legged in meditation.

There was a sound of "dong dong", as if someone was running on the bluestone road wearing cloth shoes, and then there was a loud sound mixed with exclamation, and turned his head persistently. Outside the southeast courtyard wall was a big locust tree , Shi Lanting climbed the wooden ladder and took out a few birds' eggs from a bird's nest on a big locust tree. He also saw Zhixin and grinned, "The Taoist priest has wonderful sword skills". With an overly polite smile, I just felt that this person was very frivolous. He turned his head persistently and held a sword in his hand. He was interrupted by Shi Lanting just now. When he was distracted, the sword almost cut off a bush in the courtyard. banana.

With a bang, there was a pain in his forehead, Zhixin opened his eyes, he was still sitting on the bed, the ghost looked at him stupidly with his hands up, it was very funny, he turned his head to see, the umbrella was lying on the bed , He picked up the whisk at hand and sent the umbrella back, and the ghost stretched out his hand to catch the umbrella.

"Master Dao, I can hold the umbrella now. Is this umbrella really given to me?" Guo Sanfeng turned his wrist and played with the umbrella like a stick.

Nod persistently.

Guo Sanfeng's soul is incomplete, and the ghosts are faint. Now he is wearing an umbrella, he is no different from an ordinary person. People can see him, but he is persistently warned not to contact people.

They were walking on the streets of Qiutang County, and Guo Sanfeng was about to cry. He traveled to ancient times, and even turned into a ghost, experiencing the feeling of time travel for the first time.

This Qiutang County is quite affluent, the streets are full of various businesses, and the teahouses, restaurants, gambling houses and brothels on the street are all available and very high-end, Guo Sanfeng feels this beauty, it is almost like a leader inspecting and experiencing the people's sentiments.

"Hey, look at that sugar seller."

"Hey, look at that fire-breathing top plate."

"Hey, look at the guy who broke the big rock in his chest, these are all street artists..."

Guo Sanfeng stopped suddenly, and almost spoke a language that didn't fit the times. Fortunately, Zhixin didn't raise his eyes, and didn't pay attention to what he saw or said...

"Hey, look at that tree." Guo Sanfeng held the umbrella in one hand and pointed to the front with the other.

Hearing this, Zhixin raised his head and followed Guo Sanfeng's finger to see that it was a big pagoda tree, next to it was the county magistrate's mansion. Twenty years ago, he and his master lived in the magistrate's mansion.

"Where?" Zhixin asked with deep eyes, staring at Guo Sanfeng.

Guo Sanfeng knew that he was asking about Shi Lanting's soul, but he didn't know where the ghost's soul was. He only said this because he knew that the locust tree is a yin tree, which is easy to attract ghosts and lock the soul.

Zhixin didn't ask any more questions, and the two of them came under the big pagoda tree next to the magistrate's mansion. It should be summer now, the pagoda tree has dense branches and leaves, providing a shade.

Guo Sanfeng tapped on the tree twice: "That's it, let's start with it."

With two "quacks", a bird dropping from the sky landed on Zhixin's shoulder, Zhixin turned his head and glanced blankly.

Guo Sanfeng felt a gust of cool wind pass between the two of them, coupled with the unknown bird singing above his head, it was so embarrassing...

"Hehe, let me just say, this tree must be weird, um, weird, hehe..." Guo Sanfeng laughed dryly.

Without waiting for them to say anything, a wooden door on the back wall opened with a "squeak", and a servant came out from inside. The servant didn't even look at it, and just shook his hands, seeing that a basket of bad-smelling things was about to dump The basket came out, Guo Sanfeng flashed quickly, another pile of rotten vegetable leaves was poured on Zhixin's Taoist robe.

"Oh, I'm sorry for the Daoist." The servant apologized, but he didn't mean to be inferior. Sure enough, even the servants of the magistrate's family are higher than ordinary people.

Zhixin bowed to the person, "If you are so poor, please give me some food, thank you."

The servant raised his chin, as if impatient: "Okay, I'm busy inside, Taoist priest, please wait." After finishing speaking, he closed the door.

"Daoist, I'm sorry just now." Guo Sanfeng rubbed his nose. In fact, it doesn't matter if he doesn't hide. Who told him to be a ghost? He just hasn't adapted to the special skills of this new identity.

"It doesn't matter." Zhixin carried a bag of bird droppings on his shoulder, rotten vegetable leaves hung from the hem of his Taoist robe, and his expression remained calm.

"Hey, why don't I go in...to find out..." Guo Sanfeng felt a little guilty, handed the umbrella to Zhixin, and entered through the wall as a ghost without waiting for Zhixin to say anything.

Zhixin suddenly turned his head to stare at the locust tree. With a flick of Buddha Chen, there seemed to be an invisible force going straight to the bird on the tree. It was about to hit, and the bird disappeared suddenly. He hummed softly.

After a short while, he heard the noises and noises in the courtyard wall. After waiting for a while, he stretched out two hands from the wall to hold a roast chicken and a pot of tea respectively, and then Guo Sanfeng put his mouth in his mouth. A small, bulging bundle hung from the back of the chicken leg jumped out of the wall.

Obsession was stunned, didn't this ghost pay attention?He couldn't even pick up things before, but now he can carry things through walls together. This is still a very talented ghost.

Guo Sanfeng stuffed the roast chicken and the teapot into Zhixin, and opened the umbrella himself: "Hurry up, hurry up, there's a commotion inside."

Zhixin was noncommittal, and was led by Guo Sanfeng to the street outside, where he sat down in a small tea room.Guo Sanfeng held an umbrella in one hand and ate chicken drumsticks in the other, determined not to eat meat. Fortunately, Guo Sanfeng took some dim sum.

Before they finished eating, the servant of the magistrate's mansion ran out of the alley and saw the two of them shouting: "Master Dao, hey, Mr. Dao, you can make it easier for me to find you."

Zhixin put his hands on the Taoist robe, shook the Buddha dust and stood up: "What's the matter with the benefactor?"

"Master Daoist, before I had time to go out while I prepared food for you, there was an accident in our house. My lord, please move your master Daoist Master." The servant made a very respectful gesture of invitation.

Zhixin returned the salute: "It's easy to say, it's just a nuisance."

Guo Sanfeng felt guilty for a while, something happened to the county magistrate?Wasn't it just that he went in to steal food and was discovered?This fellow Taoist knows that I still want to go?

Guo Sanfeng was still sitting steadily, turned his head to him with Zhixin, and said, "Fellow Daoist, you should follow along."

The servant glanced up and down at Guo Sanfeng, bowed his body: "Oh, the villain has poor eyesight, this Taoist priest also invites you."

Well, just for this "Taoist", even if there is a dragon's pool and a tiger's den inside, please enter the urn, Guo Sanfeng will have to break through.

The servant brought Zhixin and Guo Sanfeng in through the side door before, and walked through two courtyards to the main hall.There were two banquet tables in the room, and the tables were in a mess. More than a dozen servants cleaned up inside and out, but they all looked flustered.

"Two priests, wait a moment, our lord will come right away." The servant served tea and stood beside him to wait.

It took only half a cup of tea, and the magistrate came out from the back of the hall. Guo Sanfeng visually judged that he was in his early 40s, wearing dark green casual clothes, with a tall and straight body, a beautiful beard, and his actions were very elegant and dignified.

The magistrate and Zhixin met face to face, and Guo Sanfeng noticed that the expressions on the faces of the two people were a little hard to figure out.

"...Could it be that you are a Taoist with a persistent heart?" The magistrate's mouth twitched, revealing the kind smile that an official usually has.

Zhixin lowered his head slightly, and saluted: "Exactly, Pindao has seen Mr. Pei."

Guo Sanfeng was startled, these two knew each other?