【I didn't expect your emotional life to be so rich】
After Shangguan Jie woke up from sleep, he turned on the computer and opened the chat software by the way, and then a familiar dialog box popped up.
Looking at the time when the message was sent, it should be the break time between the first class and the second class in the morning. It has been more than an hour since now.
【? ? ? 】
Shangguan Jie, who didn't know why, sent three question marks directly. Shangguan Ce should have his mobile phone at hand, so he replied quickly.
[The Li Siyan in your phone that I asked you about yesterday confessed to me today!And you also told me that she liked the mobile phone you gave me or something, and you also said that you didn't have sex with her?Liar]
【What? ? ? 】
Shangguan Jie was stunned, and even began to doubt his own eyes. He read the message from Shangguan Ce again and found that there was no deviation in his understanding.
Li Siyan really confessed to him? ? ?
Hey wait, it doesn't matter, what matters is how Shangguan Ce handles it.
Shangguan Jie hurriedly typed and asked.
【so you--? 】
【Of course I agreed.That pure face, that youthful yet curvy figure - tsk tsk, it's wonderful just thinking about it.After staying in the army for so long, I haven’t seen a woman for a long time. Of course, if someone comes to your door, I’ll let you have a good time first]
What the fuck?
Fuck? ? ? ! ! !
[Sexual assault on minors is illegal! 】
【I am also a minor】
Through the screen, he could feel the righteousness and disapproval of his bad brother.
Shangguan Jie felt as if he had been struck by lightning after reading his bad brother's reply, his mind went blank.
Immediately afterwards, he fell into deep thought.
How could he have forgotten that his brother had never been a fuel-efficient lamp.
Now, does this mean little brother of his use his name to moleste and abduct good women?Is not his reputation ruined?
Today, he was just playing with women. According to his brother's fearless, shit-stirring temperament, without the constraints of the army, he should be considered lucky because he was ruined by the blame. Was killed by which "enemy".
Shangguan Jie suddenly regretted calling this guy over to take his place.
There is no savior here, it is obviously a dude who takes advantage of the fire to rob, oppress good people, and whose brain grows on the lower body.
But now he can't go back for a while. His father asked them to reflect on farming with targets, such as planting [-] catties of corn and so on.So even if he had the heart to go back and drive his brother away, he didn't have the strength.
I don't know what the life of that girl named Li Siyan will be like in the future... He wanted to send that girl a text message to remind him or something, but his salty fish thought that Dongfang had the right to force him to remember... Except for the phone number of the right to live in the East, there is no trace of the rest.
Do you want to give Dongfang the right to use computer software to send a text message to remind that girl?
It doesn't sound feasible... First of all, Dongfang has the right to see text messages from unfamiliar numbers, which must be deleted as junk text messages; secondly, Dongfang has the right to not look like the kind of person who would meddle in other people's private lives. .And it was the girl who first and Shangguan Ce expressed Bai, no matter how you look at it, they are willing to fight and suffer.This muddy water, no matter how you look at it, Dongfang Quan does not seem to be able to swim.
"Uncle Li, what kind of seeds did I sow this morning?" Shangguan Jie opened the window and asked the middle-aged man downstairs who was arranging flowers.
"It's lettuce seeds, young master." The middle-aged man raised his head and showed a simple smile.
Shangguanjie, who was trapped in the lettuce with a one-month growth cycle and couldn't get out, suddenly felt a little hopeless.
"What's the matter, master?"
"It's okay." Shangguan Jie smiled at the middle-aged man as if nothing had happened, and closed the window.
Shangguan Jie sat back in front of the computer with a heavy heart.
It seems that now we can only hope that Shangguan Ce's conscience has not been completely wiped out.
Just when Shangguan Jie was deeply entangled with his bad brother's previous nonsense, the words on the computer screen suddenly said something else.
[Is that a tumor on your neck?I read your math book, and basically none of the after-school exercises on it is correct. Are you learning with your toes? 】
ha?
The topic changed a little too quickly, and Shangguan Jie was still a little overwhelmed.
Why did you suddenly talk to him about studying?
[Also, you copied all the physics formulas wrong, what the hell are you doing, are you creating a new world where Newton does not exist? 】
【Forehead……】
Suddenly Shangguan Jie not only felt a little embarrassed, but even ashamed.
[If the pillars of this country are all people like you, I don’t think it’s too far to destroy the country]
It makes sense, but I can't refute it.
[After seeing you, I now kind of believe that the ignorant but powerful ministers in those historical dramas do exist.I feel very strange now, why do we have so much different brains even though we look the same?Could it be that Dad didn't hold you firmly when he was young and threw you to the ground, breaking your brain? 】
[...Can we stop talking about this? 】
Shangguan Jie bit his nails with a tangled expression.
[Speaking of which, have you forgotten that I said before that I wanted to do something unspeakable to Li Siyan? 】
Eh?
Being reminded like this, Shangguanjie suddenly remembered the fear he had had about his bad brother who might mess around.
[I warn you, don't mess around! 】
[I knew that if I chatted with you casually, you would forget everything about it.God, why do I have such a stupid brother? 】
Why do I always feel like I've been tricked again?
Shangguan Jie fell into deep thought.
Recently, the number of times I have fallen into meditation has really increased.
Why do they always come to talk about logic and play tricks with him, a person who doesn't have such a good brain?Feeling very accomplished?
【You are boring】
[It’s really boring, I finished almost half of your book in half a morning]
This excellent Shangguanjie really has a thorn in his throat.
Why is there such a big gap between people?
Shangguan Jie once again began to wonder if he was someone else's child who was wrongly carried.
[Does Dongfang Quan have an eye disease?Why do I keep seeing him staring at me?Is his strabismus not cured? 】
【what? 】
[His wretched look makes me want to fight him.I'll find a reason to beat him up later]
【ah?Fuck you can't be serious, can you? 】
Nearly 5 minutes passed, and there was no message from the other end of the network.
Shangguan Jie began to panic.
His bad brother won't really fight with Dongfang Quanquan, right?
He could already foresee that in the next few weeks, the big news that Dongfang had the right to scuffle with him would be circulated in the school.
Time passed by, and there was still no movement in the dialog box.
Shangguan Jie was so tormented that he wanted to smash the mouse into the computer screen.
His bad brother seemed to know that he would be tortured by brainstorming so much, he didn't even send him a punctuation mark, and let him guess by himself.
Shangguan Jie, who really couldn't bear this state, closed the chat window, logged out of the chat account, opened a drama that he was chasing before, and turned the volume to the maximum until his head was filled with the echo of the TV drama.
Although this method sounds stupid, it is really effective.
After a while, Shangguan Jie was completely immersed in the ups and downs of the plot, completely forgetting about Dongfang Quanquan and Shangguan Ce.
On the other side that was forgotten by Shangguan Jie, the most exciting scene in history is happening—Master Dongfang and Master Shangguan, who have always had a very good relationship, not only quarreled over a woman, but also tended to fight.
"If you get angry again, there must be a limit!"
"It's none of your business whether I'm angry or not? It's none of your business if I have a relationship with Siyan? Do you know that you are an eyesore?"
The surrounding onlookers gasped.
This was the first time anyone dared to speak to the young master of the Dongfang family in such an aggressive tone, and it was also the first time they saw the young master of the Shangguan family lose his temper.
How to describe it... It can be said to be very cool, everything seems to be in a dream.
"You!" Dongfang Chenxi was anxious, reaching out to grab the collar of "Shangguanjie".
"Snapped--"
"Shangguan Jie" slapped Dongfang Chenxi's hand away, and a crisp sound echoed in the air.
"Damn it, I hate people who do things casually."
Immediately afterwards, under the surprised eyes of everyone, "Shangguan Jie" punched Dongfang Chenxi in the corner of the eye, and directly knocked Dongfang Chenxi to the wall.
Dongfang Chenxi was beaten to the point of leaning against the wall in a daze.
I thought that "Shangguan Jie" would stop after a punch, but no one thought that "Shangguan Jie" would push Dongfang Chenxi against the wall and continue beating him in full view when he got angry.
Dongfang Chenxi subconsciously wanted to fight back.But when he thought that this was his wife, he couldn't let go of his hand.
This one-sided beating lasted about 5 minutes.
When "Shangguan Jie" closed his hands and looked around, the crowd of onlookers ran away in a panic like birds falling from the stone, and many of the timid girls were so frightened that they cried.
As the protagonist of the incident, Li Siyan was trembling with fright, but under the gaze of "Shangguan Jie", she still held his hand.
"Aren't you afraid?" Shangguan Ce asked amusedly.
"Scared, but still like you."
"..." You can't even tell that it's a different person, so why do you like it?It's ridiculous.
Shangguan Ce stared at Silly Baitian contemptuously for a few seconds, sneered, and without saying anything, pretended to gently rub her head, and pulled her away from the "crime scene" under Dongfang Chenxi's mournful gaze.
……
"Master, Master has something to tell you."
In the afternoon, Uncle Wang suddenly gave Shangguan Jie the satellite phone.
This was the first time when he was farming and thinking about his mistakes, his father came to him urgently.
"What's the matter? Father?"
"How did you hand over shifts with your brother! Do you know what he did?!!! It's only been one day! The young master of Dongfang's family was broken two ribs by him and is now in the hospital!!!"
The huge anger on the other end of the phone can be clearly felt across the phone.
"Ah, ah?"
The author has something to say: You should already be familiar with my holiday update hahahaha
I wish you all a happy May Day holiday hahahaha
Then give everyone my group number, [Yongyefu] 453177520
As for the following article, which originally said that the update will start at the end of April, when will it be updated...it's hard to say
Let me think about what else to say... [Falling into thought]
Forget it, my salty fish brain can’t think of anything, I’ll tell you when I think of it hahaha
In the end, I would like to give a very, very big love to that guy who likes to hold watermelon and eat pork ribs!
After Shangguan Jie woke up from sleep, he turned on the computer and opened the chat software by the way, and then a familiar dialog box popped up.
Looking at the time when the message was sent, it should be the break time between the first class and the second class in the morning. It has been more than an hour since now.
【? ? ? 】
Shangguan Jie, who didn't know why, sent three question marks directly. Shangguan Ce should have his mobile phone at hand, so he replied quickly.
[The Li Siyan in your phone that I asked you about yesterday confessed to me today!And you also told me that she liked the mobile phone you gave me or something, and you also said that you didn't have sex with her?Liar]
【What? ? ? 】
Shangguan Jie was stunned, and even began to doubt his own eyes. He read the message from Shangguan Ce again and found that there was no deviation in his understanding.
Li Siyan really confessed to him? ? ?
Hey wait, it doesn't matter, what matters is how Shangguan Ce handles it.
Shangguan Jie hurriedly typed and asked.
【so you--? 】
【Of course I agreed.That pure face, that youthful yet curvy figure - tsk tsk, it's wonderful just thinking about it.After staying in the army for so long, I haven’t seen a woman for a long time. Of course, if someone comes to your door, I’ll let you have a good time first]
What the fuck?
Fuck? ? ? ! ! !
[Sexual assault on minors is illegal! 】
【I am also a minor】
Through the screen, he could feel the righteousness and disapproval of his bad brother.
Shangguan Jie felt as if he had been struck by lightning after reading his bad brother's reply, his mind went blank.
Immediately afterwards, he fell into deep thought.
How could he have forgotten that his brother had never been a fuel-efficient lamp.
Now, does this mean little brother of his use his name to moleste and abduct good women?Is not his reputation ruined?
Today, he was just playing with women. According to his brother's fearless, shit-stirring temperament, without the constraints of the army, he should be considered lucky because he was ruined by the blame. Was killed by which "enemy".
Shangguan Jie suddenly regretted calling this guy over to take his place.
There is no savior here, it is obviously a dude who takes advantage of the fire to rob, oppress good people, and whose brain grows on the lower body.
But now he can't go back for a while. His father asked them to reflect on farming with targets, such as planting [-] catties of corn and so on.So even if he had the heart to go back and drive his brother away, he didn't have the strength.
I don't know what the life of that girl named Li Siyan will be like in the future... He wanted to send that girl a text message to remind him or something, but his salty fish thought that Dongfang had the right to force him to remember... Except for the phone number of the right to live in the East, there is no trace of the rest.
Do you want to give Dongfang the right to use computer software to send a text message to remind that girl?
It doesn't sound feasible... First of all, Dongfang has the right to see text messages from unfamiliar numbers, which must be deleted as junk text messages; secondly, Dongfang has the right to not look like the kind of person who would meddle in other people's private lives. .And it was the girl who first and Shangguan Ce expressed Bai, no matter how you look at it, they are willing to fight and suffer.This muddy water, no matter how you look at it, Dongfang Quan does not seem to be able to swim.
"Uncle Li, what kind of seeds did I sow this morning?" Shangguan Jie opened the window and asked the middle-aged man downstairs who was arranging flowers.
"It's lettuce seeds, young master." The middle-aged man raised his head and showed a simple smile.
Shangguanjie, who was trapped in the lettuce with a one-month growth cycle and couldn't get out, suddenly felt a little hopeless.
"What's the matter, master?"
"It's okay." Shangguan Jie smiled at the middle-aged man as if nothing had happened, and closed the window.
Shangguan Jie sat back in front of the computer with a heavy heart.
It seems that now we can only hope that Shangguan Ce's conscience has not been completely wiped out.
Just when Shangguan Jie was deeply entangled with his bad brother's previous nonsense, the words on the computer screen suddenly said something else.
[Is that a tumor on your neck?I read your math book, and basically none of the after-school exercises on it is correct. Are you learning with your toes? 】
ha?
The topic changed a little too quickly, and Shangguan Jie was still a little overwhelmed.
Why did you suddenly talk to him about studying?
[Also, you copied all the physics formulas wrong, what the hell are you doing, are you creating a new world where Newton does not exist? 】
【Forehead……】
Suddenly Shangguan Jie not only felt a little embarrassed, but even ashamed.
[If the pillars of this country are all people like you, I don’t think it’s too far to destroy the country]
It makes sense, but I can't refute it.
[After seeing you, I now kind of believe that the ignorant but powerful ministers in those historical dramas do exist.I feel very strange now, why do we have so much different brains even though we look the same?Could it be that Dad didn't hold you firmly when he was young and threw you to the ground, breaking your brain? 】
[...Can we stop talking about this? 】
Shangguan Jie bit his nails with a tangled expression.
[Speaking of which, have you forgotten that I said before that I wanted to do something unspeakable to Li Siyan? 】
Eh?
Being reminded like this, Shangguanjie suddenly remembered the fear he had had about his bad brother who might mess around.
[I warn you, don't mess around! 】
[I knew that if I chatted with you casually, you would forget everything about it.God, why do I have such a stupid brother? 】
Why do I always feel like I've been tricked again?
Shangguan Jie fell into deep thought.
Recently, the number of times I have fallen into meditation has really increased.
Why do they always come to talk about logic and play tricks with him, a person who doesn't have such a good brain?Feeling very accomplished?
【You are boring】
[It’s really boring, I finished almost half of your book in half a morning]
This excellent Shangguanjie really has a thorn in his throat.
Why is there such a big gap between people?
Shangguan Jie once again began to wonder if he was someone else's child who was wrongly carried.
[Does Dongfang Quan have an eye disease?Why do I keep seeing him staring at me?Is his strabismus not cured? 】
【what? 】
[His wretched look makes me want to fight him.I'll find a reason to beat him up later]
【ah?Fuck you can't be serious, can you? 】
Nearly 5 minutes passed, and there was no message from the other end of the network.
Shangguan Jie began to panic.
His bad brother won't really fight with Dongfang Quanquan, right?
He could already foresee that in the next few weeks, the big news that Dongfang had the right to scuffle with him would be circulated in the school.
Time passed by, and there was still no movement in the dialog box.
Shangguan Jie was so tormented that he wanted to smash the mouse into the computer screen.
His bad brother seemed to know that he would be tortured by brainstorming so much, he didn't even send him a punctuation mark, and let him guess by himself.
Shangguan Jie, who really couldn't bear this state, closed the chat window, logged out of the chat account, opened a drama that he was chasing before, and turned the volume to the maximum until his head was filled with the echo of the TV drama.
Although this method sounds stupid, it is really effective.
After a while, Shangguan Jie was completely immersed in the ups and downs of the plot, completely forgetting about Dongfang Quanquan and Shangguan Ce.
On the other side that was forgotten by Shangguan Jie, the most exciting scene in history is happening—Master Dongfang and Master Shangguan, who have always had a very good relationship, not only quarreled over a woman, but also tended to fight.
"If you get angry again, there must be a limit!"
"It's none of your business whether I'm angry or not? It's none of your business if I have a relationship with Siyan? Do you know that you are an eyesore?"
The surrounding onlookers gasped.
This was the first time anyone dared to speak to the young master of the Dongfang family in such an aggressive tone, and it was also the first time they saw the young master of the Shangguan family lose his temper.
How to describe it... It can be said to be very cool, everything seems to be in a dream.
"You!" Dongfang Chenxi was anxious, reaching out to grab the collar of "Shangguanjie".
"Snapped--"
"Shangguan Jie" slapped Dongfang Chenxi's hand away, and a crisp sound echoed in the air.
"Damn it, I hate people who do things casually."
Immediately afterwards, under the surprised eyes of everyone, "Shangguan Jie" punched Dongfang Chenxi in the corner of the eye, and directly knocked Dongfang Chenxi to the wall.
Dongfang Chenxi was beaten to the point of leaning against the wall in a daze.
I thought that "Shangguan Jie" would stop after a punch, but no one thought that "Shangguan Jie" would push Dongfang Chenxi against the wall and continue beating him in full view when he got angry.
Dongfang Chenxi subconsciously wanted to fight back.But when he thought that this was his wife, he couldn't let go of his hand.
This one-sided beating lasted about 5 minutes.
When "Shangguan Jie" closed his hands and looked around, the crowd of onlookers ran away in a panic like birds falling from the stone, and many of the timid girls were so frightened that they cried.
As the protagonist of the incident, Li Siyan was trembling with fright, but under the gaze of "Shangguan Jie", she still held his hand.
"Aren't you afraid?" Shangguan Ce asked amusedly.
"Scared, but still like you."
"..." You can't even tell that it's a different person, so why do you like it?It's ridiculous.
Shangguan Ce stared at Silly Baitian contemptuously for a few seconds, sneered, and without saying anything, pretended to gently rub her head, and pulled her away from the "crime scene" under Dongfang Chenxi's mournful gaze.
……
"Master, Master has something to tell you."
In the afternoon, Uncle Wang suddenly gave Shangguan Jie the satellite phone.
This was the first time when he was farming and thinking about his mistakes, his father came to him urgently.
"What's the matter? Father?"
"How did you hand over shifts with your brother! Do you know what he did?!!! It's only been one day! The young master of Dongfang's family was broken two ribs by him and is now in the hospital!!!"
The huge anger on the other end of the phone can be clearly felt across the phone.
"Ah, ah?"
The author has something to say: You should already be familiar with my holiday update hahahaha
I wish you all a happy May Day holiday hahahaha
Then give everyone my group number, [Yongyefu] 453177520
As for the following article, which originally said that the update will start at the end of April, when will it be updated...it's hard to say
Let me think about what else to say... [Falling into thought]
Forget it, my salty fish brain can’t think of anything, I’ll tell you when I think of it hahaha
In the end, I would like to give a very, very big love to that guy who likes to hold watermelon and eat pork ribs!
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