After I went undercover, I ran with the ball

Different from the tense atmosphere of "Cang", Chuya Nakahara performed for him on the spot what is called stand-up comedy.

The chirping and buzzing noise made his head hurt, and he was separated from Yuan Ge for an hour, thinking of her, missing her, missing her.

It is really not easy to take care of a child, especially a "problem" child who is brainstorming all the time.

Where did so many whys come from? He almost didn't know the three words why.

"Baba, what are we having for dinner?" Yuanzhi jumped onto the sofa without taking off his shoes, and threw himself into Nakaya's arms, with his eyes wide open and his eyelashes fluttering.

Very well, he can answer this question.

"What do you want to eat?" The question was instantly thrown back by him, and it was perfectly solved.

"I want to eat my mother's cooking!" The sycophant Enji Higurashi never forgets to sycophant even if the person he is sycophating is not there.

"Sit down." Zhong also lifted him off his body, took off his shoes, wiped off the ashes on the sofa, and knocked his little head again after seeing his flattery.

He laughed and scolded: "Little horse fart."

Yuanzhi shook his head, and said clearly, "Baba, no girls will like you like this. Let me tell you, girls like to listen to praise her most, especially when a handsome guy like me praises them, it will make them more happy."

Beep?What a strange name this is.

"Where did I learn it at a young age?" Not serious at all, just like Osamu Dazai.

With a straight face, he rubbed his head, making it a mess.What is wrong with learning, learning from that mackerel's rhetoric, he suddenly dumped the source of Yuanzhi's bad behavior on Dazai Osamu who only met Yuanji once.

We must put an end to all the sources of false sugar-coated shells. To be a human being is to do one’s duty, be honest!

This is the thought of Chuya Nakahara, a high-ranking Hong Kong gangster who is the most dishonest port mafia.

"Hairstyle! My hairstyle!" Yuanzhi slapped away the messy hands on his head, and took out a small mirror from his small pocket. No matter how he did it, the dull hair on his head suddenly hardened.hard.standing on the head.

He glared at the instigator of all this, and his grandma's voice seemed to be coquettish, "Bad! Ba! Ba!"

Damn, kind of cute.Children who are dissatisfied with question marks all over their heads are cute, especially when they are angry.

He raised one leg and said nonchalantly, "You have a watermelon head, what hairstyle do you want?"

"Watermelon head?! This is the hairstyle that Uncle Tony in the barber shop carefully designed for me! You are not allowed to insult the hairstyle that Uncle Tony designed for me!"

Yuanzhi jumped off the sofa, put his hands on his hips, his face was flushed red.

Nakaya glanced at him from the corner of his eye, he seemed to be cuter, and he kind of found the true meaning of raising a child.

He leaned over, rubbed his face with his hands, and sighed in his heart, "It feels good."

"Bad Baba! I want my mother!" An earth-shattering scream made Zhong also realize that things were developing in an unstoppable direction.

The continuous crying made him jump up anxiously, the sound was so loud and noisy that the brains of the noisy people would explode.The neighbors upstairs were all yelled at by the noise.

"Don't cry, don't cry, Dad is wrong, wrong! Really wrong!"

"Wow!" There was another burst of crying, "Your attitude of admitting your mistakes is not serious at all! You haven't said where you are wrong!"

"I...I shouldn't have rubbed your hair or your face." Facing the offensive of the magic voice, the Hong Kong black cadres collapsed.

"and also!"

Is there more...?

"And you insulted Uncle Tony's hairstyle for me!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have insulted Uncle Tony's... haircut." Children are not cute at all!It's annoying!

He would rather go to fight with hostile forces than take children with him.

For a novice father, it only took an hour or two for the child to go from being cute to not being cute.

The crying stopped abruptly, Yuanzhi got up from the ground very calmly, and asked, "I'm hungry, what's for dinner?"

"???" Was it fake crying just now?No wonder light thunder does not rain.

After only a few hours with the child, he felt the most exhausted in his life.

"What do you want to eat?"

The house has just been renovated, and the refrigerator is empty. Zhong Ye stared at the empty refrigerator, and said helplessly, "Shall we go eat hot pot?"

"Okay!" Yuanzhi agreed very readily, put on his shoes, ran to the mirror and played with his hair again, trying to fight against Daimao but still to no avail.

He turned his head gloomily, "Baba, do you have scissors? I want to cut off the hair that shouldn't be there!"

This kid is a bit ruthless, quite in his style.

"Bullshit."

Zhong also found a not particularly big hat in the cabinet, and put it on Yuanzhi's head.

In the mirror, the two father and son, who looked identical, wore hats of the same style.

Yuanzhi nodded in satisfaction, "It's perfect, very handsome!"

It's not like him to be so narcissistic, and it's not like Ri Mu Yuan Ge, but it's like the person who makes his teeth itch when he thinks about it.

What kind of evil fate is this?

He couldn't help sighing, took his hand and walked out of the house.

His newly bought house is not far from Ganghei Building, and only a few steps away from the nearest commercial street.The street lights in the community were turned on, and there was no one in the park.

The high-end community located in the best location has done a good job of greening. There are all kinds of flowers planted in front of every house, so many that they can't name them.

No wonder my mother said that my father's salary is very high, and he must have a lot of money to live in such a community.He has a faint longing for the job of the port mafia in a high-end residential area with a high salary. Will he also be able to inherit his father's job in the future and inherit his father's job in the port mafia?

Like the rich second generation, be a black second generation?It seems very cool.

After walking for a while, he didn't really want to leave. He pulled Zhongye's coat and said, "Baba, Baba, hug!"

This was the first time Yuanzhi took the initiative to get close to him. Although the purpose was impure, he did not refuse, and hugged him with one hand.

"Baba, am I heavy?" Yuanzhi asked tentatively.

How should I put it, he doesn't know whether it's heavy or not, because using the ability can control the gravity of the object it touches, holding him and using the ability is like holding air.

There is no sense of weight.

He withdrew the ability, which is indeed not light, it is very solid.

"Son, good son! Here, here!"

An untimely voice interrupted the scene of "Father is kind and son is filial piety".

An unknown object landed at Nakaya's feet in a perfect parabola. He kicked it fiercely, and the object flew back.

"Dazai, why are you so crazy?!" Whose son are you calling? !

Dazai leaned against the wall, feeling dizzy, "Chuya~ it's you!"

He shook his head, rushed forward to hold Zhong Yekong's hand, his eyes sparkled, "Zhong Ye~"

Zhong also pulled out his hand in disgust, as if he saw some disgusting movement, and said contemptuously: "It's so disgusting, what are you doing?"

Dazai immediately changed his face and shook off his hand, "I have no money to eat, I want to eat seafood hot pot!"

"Get lost." Zhong Ye replied crisply.

Yuanji moved to Zhongya's ear in embarrassment, and whispered: "Baba, I farted on Uncle Dazai's head last time, so let's treat Uncle Dazai to dinner this time, shall we?"

Well done son!He was secretly happy, and couldn't help laughing when he thought of the scene where his son farted on Dazai's head.

As expected of his son, he did a great job!

Yuanji struggled to get out of his arms, "I'm sorry Uncle Dazai, I shouldn't have farted on your head!"

He spoke so loudly that passers-by looked over curiously, wanting to see who was so miserable.

Zhong Ye clenched his fists and held back his laughter. Good job, you just want to make him look ugly in public!

Dazai smiled and bent over, "Little Enji, last time you said you wanted me to be your father, you wanted me to forgive you and call your father to listen."

After he finished speaking, he also cast a provocative look at Chaozhong.

Yo, your son wants me to be his father, is it exciting or not.

"Too! Zai!" He also squeezed out these two words from between his teeth.

"You smile like a fox, and when you look at it, you have bad ideas. I was blind and confused by your handsome appearance. Uncle Dazai, don't take it seriously." The child is just telling the truth.

Chuya crushed the ground with one foot, and one foot sank, why?Isn't he handsome?Not worthy to be your father?

This kid is as annoying as his mother!

Dazai said regretfully, "Oh, it's so sad not to have such a lovely son like you."

"Uncle Dazai, don't be too sad, I guarantee that your own child will be as cute as mine in the future." Yuanzhi comforted this uncle who just looked sad, "I have a Baba, as long as this one is fine gone."

Chuya's anger was quelled in an instant, and these casual words still sounded very moving.

Dazai took advantage of Zhongya's daze, and leaned over to Yuanzhi and whispered, "Do you want to give Dad a surprise?"

"What?" Yuan Zhixue asked him in a low voice.

"You help me die, I told you that your father hates me the most, if I die he will live happily for a few more years." Dazai said lightly.

"what?"

"I'm allergic to seafood, you will order some more seafood later, let me eat enough, and it would be elegant to go to heaven as a full ghost!" Dazai ran the train with his mouth full, without the slightest sense of guilt for fooling children.

Yuanzhi took a few steps back, away from Dazai, this uncle was so weird that he had such a speechless request, is it not good to live, why die.

And he strongly suspects that this is Uncle Dazai's excuse for wanting to eat seafood, allergies and so on are all deceiving him, a child.

"Why do I feel that you are teaching me badly?" Yuanzhi asked suspiciously.

Dazai immediately raised his hands to retort, "I'm not, I'm not, you talk nonsense!"

After reacting, Zhong also narrowed his eyes, pulled Yuanzhi with a sullen face, "Stay away from my son, what if you infected your mental retardation?"

"Short boy, you're so arrogant when you have a child, have you caught up with your wife!" Dazai's words pierced Chuya's heart quickly and ruthlessly.

Killing and punishing one's heart is nothing more than that.

Ri Mu Yuan Ge's attitude of not being close, but not very alienated, just made him feel heartbroken.

He also doesn't have any experience in chasing girls, let alone chasing, he doesn't even have a chance to get along with girls.Every day is not work, or on the way to go out on business.

How to chase after a woman who already has his child?This question is simply the problem of the century!

Seeing Chuya in distress, Yuanzhi patted his chest to pack the ticket and said, "Baba, don't worry, I will help you catch up with your mother!"

Forget it, son, he can't learn your rainbow fart, he can't do it.