Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life
A new explanation has been added to Chapter 101, so here is a reissue.
Di Cenxiao huddled together in the center, like penguins huddling together to keep warm in the cold wind.
Seeing Yu Hua getting closer, the team members couldn't bear the pressure, so they pushed Cen Xiao out and let him face Yu Hua's storm.
"That..." Cen Xiao struggled to organize his words, "Although we have been participating in your blind date, love and marriage life, but because of joining, we have witnessed the relationship between you and You Zhengping with our own eyes. Team You especially likes it. You, I talk about you in our ears every day, so that my ears grow calluses. Even if you are a man in black robes, if you, if you dare to be sorry for You Team, I, we..."
The phrase "We will never let you go" is really hard to say, because I really can't beat it.
"If you bully Team You, we'll come to your house every day to eat and annoy you to death!" A younger brother bravely raised Cen Xiao's words.
"Then I don't dare, I'm afraid I'll kill you light bulbs." Yu Hua's smirk, which was originally superficial, softened a little, "Go and sit down, and make something you like to eat."
Only then did Cen Xiao's team feel that the pressure on their bodies was relieved, and ran to the dining table with a "swish" and sat on Director Xiao's right hand.
The guardians were all seated, and the studio employees were still standing there motionless.
When Yu Hua saw them, he smiled and said, "I don't have such a big dining table at home, so I moved the conference table from the studio. Speaking of which, when I moved the table, I also brought the shiatsu board with me." gone."
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Question: Please translate the sentence "Even Yufan doesn't know where he got his composure and courage. Probably his rationality drives away all emotions, so that he can maintain a state where emotions are floating outside and rationality occupies the brain".
Answer: Lian Yufan was so frightened that his soul left his body, leaving only one soul and one soul to maintain his life.
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Chapter 115
Everyone followed Yu Hua's fingers and saw a long shiatsu board placed beside the oval table and under the wall of the living room.
Zhen Li and Yuan Luori didn't hesitate at all, kneeling and rushing towards the acupressure board reflexively, this is what they usually practice most in the live broadcast room, the posture is graceful and the movements are skillful.
However, what was faster than them was the husky that had mastered the speed ability. It made a leap, flew over the two of them, and landed on the acupressure board first.Restricted by his physical condition, Manager Ha simply lay down on the fingerboard to express his five-body projection.
The acupressure board was originally not big, and most of it was occupied by huskies. Zhen Li and Yuan Luoyang didn't occupy the high ground at the first time, and they all showed annoyed expressions. Fortunately, there was a parrot to help Yuan Luoyang, and the parrot stepped on the husky's head directly. Sign "I'm here too".
The guardians sitting in front of the oval table, seeing the performance of Zhen Yuan and the two, how could they not know that they were insiders, and suddenly felt betrayed.
"You two..." Lian Yufan pointed to the person kneeling on the shiatsu board in a correct posture, thinking that he was actually the recommender of Zhen Li to join the Guardian. Who knew that Zhen Li with thick eyebrows and big eyes was the biggest liar!
"Zhen Li, do you still remember what I said when I first met you?" Yu Hua said to the two who were kneeling.
"I dare not forget every sentence, but I don't know which sentence it is?" Zhen Li said.
"I said before, I don't have that kind of feudal preference." Yu Hua said condescendingly.
Zhen and Yuan stood up tremblingly, Manager Ha also got up slowly, squatted aside silently, and acted like a law-abiding husky.
"But I don't know if the guardians have similar hobbies, right?" Yu Hua said.
Zhen Li and Yuan Luoyang: "..."
The two of them leaned together, looking at Director Xiao and the guardians timidly, Zhen Li had a pitiful face, and said in a low voice: "Why don't you sit and eat, we kneel to eat, Manager Ha has a dog bowl Just do it."
"Okay, get up." Director Xiao said, "With such a powerful strength, as long as one mind controls you, you will be speechless. It's all helpless. Besides, one of you is an official guardian, and the other is an investigation period." Guardians, you have this status, you have to die standing up, what do you look like kneeling!"
"Yes!" Zhen Li happily stood up, and saluted Director Xiao, "Swear to the death to defend the dignity of the Guardian!"
So he got up and sat beside Cen Xiao, and got himself a bowl and chopsticks.
Cen Xiao: "..."
He took a closer look at Zhen Li's beautiful, idiot face, and never would have guessed that it was such a innocent and harmless face that had deceived them from the beginning until now.
Yuan Luori and Manager Ha also got up tremblingly. Yuan Luori sat beside Zhen Li, and Manager Ha squatted obediently at Lian Yufan's feet. After all, it was Lian Yufan who trained it in the first place.
Lian Yufan touched Manager Ha's dog's head, and was a little happy to see that Manager Ha was attached to him. He thought that there was only one dog in this studio that was real. Dogs are indeed human's friends, and petting animal hair is also true. Helps with stress reduction.
Seeing Lian Yufan stroking the dog's head soothingly, and Manager Ha narrowing his eyes comfortably, Yu Hua sneered and said, "Let me introduce, this Manager Ha is Saboteur 192, which accidentally entered the dog's body when it changed its body for the last time. .”
Lian Yufan's hands froze, and the scene was extremely awkward again.
Everyone at the dinner table had participated in the campaign against Saboteur 192, even You Zhengping, Zhen Li, Yuan Luoyang and Director Xiao!After all, among all the employees in the studio, the saboteur 192 caused the most damage. It almost destroyed a building, took Junjun and three other innocent children as hostages, blew up You Zhengping's arm, and hurt Lian Yufan's spine. comminuted fracture.
Even Luo Huai was transferred to Xuyang District because of the appearance of Saboteur 192.
This time, even Director Xiao, who has always been calm, slapped the table and stared at the seemingly harmless husky on the ground.
Seeing 14 guardians on the table and 28 lines of sight, Manager Ha looked down at it from above with its height advantage. It let out a low "ow" and got down on its body, covering its face with its two front paws.
Cen Xiao looked at Manager Ha, and then at his side. He lowered his head and stared at Li Ming and Sun who were motionless with their bowls and chopsticks. He understood, and said with a vicissitudes on his face, "You two also know about this?"
Dawn and sunset all nodded.
The guardians only felt a headache, the two most stupid-looking people in the studio, how many secrets are hidden.
"Is there anything else you don't know?" Cen Xiao looked at Zhen Li with a face full of disappointment.
Zhen Li whispered: "I didn't know that Officer Cen was one of the people who beat me back then, and I didn't know that Officer You was the one who arrested me."
"... Wasn't the position opposite at that time?" Cen Xiao was a little embarrassed to meet Zhen Li's gaze.
Zhen Li also looked at him with a little disappointment: "I thought Officer Cen, who always invited me to dinner, was the only normal person around me. He was a very enthusiastic auxiliary policeman with a low salary. After I became a guardian, I would still I want to work hard to make meritorious service, and then secretly ask my superiors, can I arrange a regularization exam for you."
Cen Xiao: "The nature of my job and my responsibilities."
Zhen Li: "I was coerced, and my life was at stake."
The beauty of the world in their hearts was shattered at the same time.
Lian Yufan was also broken with them. He defended himself against Yu Hua. The studio has been undercover for so long. Any advertiser who approaches the studio is like a saboteur. Only Manager Ha has never doubted him. It is a good dog, a hero dog whose awakening ability protected the army in times of crisis, who knew that it was the one that caused the most damage to Xuyang District, because of it, the Central Park was renovated again!
"Woo~" Manager Ha arched Lian Yufan's leg with his head, begging for mercy.
Director Xiao, who had experienced the storm, pressed his temple and said to Yu Hua: "Did you help it awaken its ability, or was it awakened by the laws of the world? In addition, the speed ability it exhibited is different from the previous destructive ability. 192 is completely different."
Yu Hua said: "Destroyer 192 lost his body, and his soul was completely fused with the local husky. The ability displayed is the instinct of a sled dog. It was awakened after being recognized by the law in order to protect the army."
"At that time, the saboteur 192 was removed by the man in black. I thought he was dead." Director Xiao pointed out the key point.
Yu Hua pressed his arm, and smiled subtly: "It's a pity to die."
The place he held down happened to be You Zhengping's arm that had been blown up by Saboteur 192.
There was no sound in the room, and the team members who had been talking in low voices didn't even dare to breathe out for a moment, and looked at Yu Hua with horrified eyes.
It so happened that You Zhengping came out with fried fish: "The dishes are all ready, what do you want me to do?"
As soon as he came out of the kitchen, his colleagues looked at him with... heroic, martyr-like eyes.
"It's okay, it's okay." Cen Xiao's team shook their heads at the same time. They watched You Zhengping and Yu Hua fall in love at the beginning, and they didn't realize that Yu Hua had such a character of revenge. They...
It's great to be alive.Cen Xiao and the others thought at the same time.
You Zhengping put the fried fish in front of Cen Xiao: "No, I know you like fried fish, so Yu Hua specially cooked it for you."
Cen Xiao looked at the pitch-black things on the plate, and thought to himself that the fish just now was not like this. When Yu Hua took it out, it was golden on both sides, why did it turn into charcoal ashes when you checked the fire?Did Yu Hua cook this dish specially for me, or did he let me take a look at its original appearance, and then give this fish to Team You?
Seeing that You Zhengping still looked normal at this moment, Cen Xiao couldn't help feeling that You Zhengping was really very human.He originally thought that Yu Hua had concealed the identity of the man in black for so long, which showed that his city was extremely deep, and he was really not a good match.But now looking at You Zhengping, who is so nervous that he is sometimes very subtle, and who is delicate but seems blind when he should be, suddenly feels that he and Yu Hua may be a perfect match.
Director Xiao looked at his subordinates with different expressions, and Manager Ha, who didn't dare to shake his tail and closed his eyes to wait for death, finally said: "The traditional view is that sinners who cross the bridge of Naihe and join the way of beasts are considered to be cleansed of their sins." Sin, reincarnated and reborn. If you continue to hold on to its previous life, it will be over."
Manager Ha heaved a sigh of relief, and ran to Director Xiao's feet with small steps on four legs, rubbing his head against the director's calf, leaving a ball of dog hair on Director Xiao's dark wool trousers.
Summer is the season for huskies to shed hair. It sheds hair all the time, which makes the cleaner Yuan Luori fall in love with vacuum cleaners.
Director Xiao stared at the hair on his trousers, and Manager Ha, who looked ignorant, took a deep breath and said, "But that's feudal dross thinking."
Manager Ha: "..."
It stood up, with its two front paws overlapping, shaking up and down, making a "begging for mercy" movement.
Director Xiao found that after the once sinful saboteur 192 became a husky, he really couldn't bring himself to hate this person.I can only write lightly: "Even in modern times, after a prisoner is punished and released from prison, as long as he does not commit another crime, he will not be held accountable. If you are like this, you have been punished."
"Wow~" Manager Ha thanked Director Xiao with a voice below 50 decibels.
In just a few minutes, the people at the table experienced life and death, love and hate, from being shocked to sweating profusely, feeling weak and hungry, just want to taste the dishes that look very homely in front of them .
Even if it was a Hongmen Banquet, they had to be full before talking about it.
Director Xiao also felt that Yu Hua chose to reveal his identity at this time, so he must have something important to say, and if there is anything, it is better to talk about it at the dinner table.
Most of the people were seated, only two of them were still standing dumbfounded in the middle of the floor. Huan Zixu's face was pale, his lips were bloodless, and he fell backwards from time to time. It was Feng Kui who kept helping him to barely stand still.
"Why don't you come over to eat together?" Yu Hua settled the crowd, and finally his eyes fell on the two of them.
A plate of dishes appeared in Yu Hua's hands at some point, and inside the plate was a very special alloy, which looked very light and was very similar to the material of human bones.
"It's specially prepared for Feng Kui's taste." Yu Hua said, "If I don't completely unlock this rare alloy, I really can't use the rules to make a metal that doesn't exist in this world."
How clever Huan Zixu was, he immediately understood the magical function of this metal.
He turned his head and glanced at Feng Kui, with unprecedented courage welling up in his heart, walked to Yu Hua's side, and said loudly: "Kneel, just kneel!"
After finishing speaking, Huan Zixu strode to the acupressure board, imitating the duo of dawn and sunset, and slid down unskillfully.
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Yu Hua (in mouth): Don't, don't, in today's society, the Qing Dynasty is dead, and I don't engage in feudal superstitions.
Yu Hua (actual action): secretly tugged the acupressure board in front of Huan Zixu.
Huan Zixu: Use the most courageous tone and say the most embarrassing words.
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Chapter 116
Huan Zixu has seen this movement of sliding and kneeling many times. It is said that the founder is Zhen Li, and there are only two people in the studio who practice conscientiously, Zhen Yuan.
He once asked Lian Yufan why Zhen Li had to repeat this meaningless movement every day. Lian Yufan asked if it was to "thank you old iron 666" during the live broadcast. Lian Yufan didn't know much about live broadcasts, but He knows that the attitude of online celebrities in live broadcasts has always been very approachable, and it is normal to learn to slide and kneel gracefully for the sake of being funny, and this action occasionally appears in funny online dramas.
However, through observation, Huan Zixu discovered that Zhen Li seldom kneels facing the live broadcast screen, and most of the images presented in the live broadcast room were side-sliding and leaping.
Moreover, the acupressure board in the unit was originally used for massage to promote blood circulation, but Zhen Li and Yuan Luoyang hardly used it for foot massage, and instead often used it to exercise their knees.
Every time Huan Zixu showed doubts in his eyes, Zhen Li would always say: "Learn it, it will be useful one day."
Yuan Luori also said: "Just, just in case of emergencies."
At that time, Huan Zixu still secretly laughed at these two low-level passers-by, until now, when he saw Yu Hua walking out of the kitchen, Huan Zixu realized everything, he was the one who was really stupid and naive.
Just now a farce was staged in the whole living room, Huan Zixu did not move at all, standing under the support of Feng Kui, it seemed that his spirit had been severely injured, but in fact his brain was running at a high speed.
He reviewed all the things he had done, thinking about which one made Yu Hua most angry, and what Yu Hua's purpose was for making such a move today.
With the strength of the man in black, there is no need to conceal his identity anymore. In his eyes, whether it is a guardian organization or a destroyer, everyone's efforts are nothing more than a fly shaking a tree. No matter what he wants to do, as long as he shows the ability to resist the system Power, tell the guardian organization about its purpose, and believe that the guardian organization will definitely agree after weighing it.
He doesn't even need to say that as long as there is one rule and one order, the guardian organization will have to obey his command.
But Yu Hua didn't do that, he led everyone to his home and arranged this Hongmen banquet, why?
Huan Zixu watched Director Xiao, Lian Yufan, Cen Xiao and other guardians sit down one by one, and Zhen Liyuan sat down tremblingly. Manager Ha got the approval of Director Xiao, and an unbelievable thought arose in his heart—Should Yu Hua Could it be to leave a way out for those saboteurs who have too much involvement with the guardian organization?
How is this possible?Huan Zixu stared at Yu Hua, completely unable to understand what the other person was thinking.
Why did Huan Zixu try to get that house?Because he always had a guess that there must be a battle between the man in black and the system.
The black-robed man has unimaginable strength. He can seal the system for more than 15 years when he clears the level. Why didn't he kill the system back then?There is only one answer. The man in black lacked a necessary condition. He couldn't completely destroy the system at that time, which is why he endured it for so long.
He chose this world to lurk under the constant attack of the system for hundreds of years, and was recognized by the laws of the world. Is it because there is something he needs in this world?
No matter what the black-robed man needs, the increasingly urgent situation makes Huan Zixu realize that the battle between the black-robed man and the system is not far away.
Huan Zixu had no way of predicting the outcome of this battle, but there were only two types.
One, the system wins, and everyone dies together;
Another way, if the system fails, he and Feng Kui will definitely lose their abilities completely and become ordinary people.
Although the former is sad, it is an alternative happy ending; the latter is the beginning of everything.
Becoming ordinary people means that the guardian organization will not supervise them. They live in this world without the support of the guardian organization. Residence is a problem, life is also a problem, and medical treatment and health are even more problems.
He had to settle for housing first, and then work. The most important thing was that Feng Kui's bones were a big problem, and he might need a lot of money to replace and maintain them in the future, which was definitely an astronomical figure.To this end, he must continue to use the existing resources of the studio and guardian organization to gain social status, accumulate wealth, and a fixed asset that has room for appreciation and is easy to sell.
In Huan Zixu's eyes, that house was the foundation, and it was Feng Kui's last guarantee in case he needed money in the future.He couldn't wait for the house allocation that the guardian organization would give him after ten years of employment. He wanted a residence now, even if he used any means.
Today, however, he has experienced great sorrow and great joy.That house was lost and found again, and Yu Hua changed from a cold-blooded capitalist to a passer who seemed to care about the destroyers.
Huan Zixu thinks he is not a good person, and he can't understand the thoughts of the passers-by who are far beyond human.He thought about it for a long time, watching the guardians and the destroyers confide in each other and felt relieved, still unable to figure out how to deal with the current situation.
Maybe he knew it, but because of some unknown stubbornness, he was unwilling to bow his head to Yu Hua.
Until Yu Hua took out that piece of metal, Huan Zixu clearly realized that it was what he wanted.
Seeing that piece of metal, Huan Zixu's brain stopped thinking, he no longer wondered whether Yu Hua was thinking of them, he only knew that as long as he bowed his head to Yu Hua, he could help Feng Kui change his bones.As long as Feng Kui can live healthy, he can do anything.
He no longer calculated, and no longer cared about gains and losses, and calmly came to the shiatsu board, as long as Yu Hua likes it, Yu Hua is happy, so what about kneeling?
But faster than Huan Zixu was Feng Kui.
Feng Kui's legs became the chassis of the chariot, and he drove onto the finger pressure plate with a "da da da" to flatten and compact all the small bamboo shoots raised on it.It is very painful to step on the shiatsu board, but if it is made of steel and iron, it is the shiatsu board that cannot support it.
Huan Zixu didn't kneel down after all, Feng Kui caught him who flew over, put Huan Zixu aside, his lower/half/body turned into a chariot, the whole person was shorter, it looked as if he was kneeling .
"Ah Xu, it's for me." Feng Kui said seriously, "Good, it's for me, bad, it's for me too."
"Feng Kui, get down!" Huan Zixu said, "It doesn't matter what I'm doing, the important thing is that Yu Hua wants me to bow my head."
"I don't need you," Feng Kui pulled Huan Zixu behind him, stubbornly preventing him from getting ahead, "I'll do it myself."
Why did Feng Kui follow Huan Zixu's command unconditionally?It was because he knew in his heart that everything Huan Zixu did was for his sake.
In a turbulent world, Huan Zixu's strength is not enough, and he needs his protection and assistance. At that time, Feng Kui was useful to Huan Zixu, so he was willing to let Ah Xu stand out for him, because he could be Ah Xu's backing; In a peaceful world, Ah Xu can live well by himself, but he is useless and will only drag Ah Xu down.
Feng Kui felt that he should tell Yu Hua that Ah Xu was fine, there was nothing wrong with it, it was him who was wrong, he was too troublesome.
Pride is Ah Xu's protective color, if he loses his pride, Huan Zixu will lose color.
"Feng Kui, don't tie me up with chains, let me out, don't you listen to me?" Huan Zi said in a rage.
"I won't listen anymore." Feng Kui said seriously.
"No!" Huan Zixu said anxiously, "You... have a special body, and you will have a lot of trouble in the future. You are simple-minded and easily deceived. You can't do without me..."
As Huan Zixu was talking, his voice suddenly softened. He knocked his head on Feng Kui's hard back, and said softly: "I am selfish, hypocritical, greedy, indifferent, treacherous and cunning, I can't do without you..."
Without Feng Kui's innocent smile, he would go farther and farther, and eventually trample on everything.
Yu Hua looked at the two of them condescendingly, as if watching a farce, he said slowly: "Compared to the beginning, the situation has reversed."
Everyone at the dinner table, who has always been afraid to make a sound while watching the play, is full of question marks. What is the reversal of the situation?
But You Zhengping suddenly thought that Feng Kui and Huan Zixu wanted to kidnap Yu Hua during the escape room. At that time, he and Yu Hua were in front of the tall mechanical skeleton, pretending to protect each other.
"I am a person who repays revenge when there is revenge, repays kindness when there is kindness, and never defaults." Yu Hua said.
Feng Kui sent him a romantic date, and he also gave Feng Kui a perfect body.
A metal pen appeared in Yu Hua's palm, and he scratched Feng Kui's palm with the tip of the pen, and wrote something on Feng Kui's body.The light flashed, and the line of words or some kind of mysterious symbol continued to decompose into some small particles and fell into the wound on Feng Kui's palm.
Then Feng Kui in the form of a half-chariot returned to his original form uncontrollably. He seemed unable to breathe, grabbed his throat and struggled silently for a few times before falling on Huan Zixu's body.
Huan Zi hastily knelt down on the pressed shiatsu board, resting Feng Kui's head on his knees.
With this pillow, Feng Kui's head became lighter. It was no longer a heavy metal skull, but the weight of the head was the same as that of a normal person, and it wouldn't weigh him down so much that he couldn't lift his legs at all.
"Help him to sit," Yu Hua said calmly, "This time the chair won't collapse."
Some romantic pinks are careful, and Feng Kui no longer has to worry about his body.
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Huan Zixu helped Feng Kui to the chair, and Yu Hua poured him a cup of hot tea.
The smell of tea awakened Feng Kui. He sniffled, and for the first time felt that food other than metal was very fragrant.
Huan Zixu took a deep look at Yu Hua, but didn't thank him.Thank you for your kindness, verbal thanks without practical actions are meaningless, why not earn more money for Yu Hua, think more about the studio, brainwash more fans to spend money for the studio, and cheat more companies...
Ahem, I can't think about it anymore, if I think about it again, I will walk on the edge of the rules again.
After conveying his meaning with his eyes, Huan Zixu pulled the chair beside Feng Kui, and was about to sit down when Yu Hua said, "Wait, did I invite you to sit?"
He just invited Feng Kui, not Huan Zixu.
Huan Zixu froze beside the chair, wondering if there was anything left to settle.
"The favor has been repaid, but the revenge has not yet been repaid." Yu Hua said.
"Is there any enmity between you and I?" Huan Zixu's address unconsciously changed to "you", "Is it because I tried to kidnap you, kill you, and frame you again?"
When he said this, Huan Zixu himself felt that his brain must have been rusted at that time, and he really came up with a brilliant plan, which completely drove him and Feng Kui to the point of no return.
"Not really," Yu Hua said, "I absorbed your system energy back then, and it was enough to make up for it."
"Then... dare to ask what is it?" Huan Zixu really didn't understand.
Yu Hua took out a color-printed electronic invoice from the briefcase on the sofa, and put it in Huan Zixu's hands: "Who will reimburse me for the taxi money I took to the warehouse that day?"
The author has something to say:
Yu Hua: I hold gratitude, but I also hold grudges.
Huan Zixu (holding an issue/receipt): Is this also called revenge?
Everyone (watching the play): The food is cold, when can we eat it?
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Chapter 117
Huan Zixu really can't understand Yu Hua's brain circuit, Yu Hua can spend several million to buy him a house, why should he be obsessed with the 200 yuan taxi fare?
How did he know that the houses, studios, office buildings, and commercial and residential apartments were all donated by the system as gifts, and Yu Hua never regarded the money as his own.But the more than 200 yuan is different. It is Yu Hua's hard-earned money, and no one has reimbursed the money lost because of Huan Zixu's plan.
"Cough, let me reimburse the money." Director Xiao coughed softly, "After all, it is the economic loss caused by fighting the saboteurs, which is eligible for reimbursement."
"Then trouble Director Xiao." Yu Hua handed over the gun to Director Xiao.
Director Xiao's ability to say these words means that he has understood Yu Hua's intentions.
From the moment he entered the door, Yu Hua was showing his overwhelming strength.
The so-called "using supernatural powers to cook just to save electricity", "I don't have a table at home so I had to bring the conference table from the office" and other seemingly stingy sayings are just an excuse for Yu Hua to show off his strength.
Yu Hua was telling them that his strength had reached the point where lifting weights was as easy as lifting weights.Large can support the world and resist system attacks; small can cook and handle daily chores.
Director Xiao believes that Yu Hua's revealing of the identities of the saboteurs and guardians one by one is to force him to admit his identity as a studio employee.Whether it's accepting Zhen Liyuan's setting sun, forgiving Manager Ha, or helping Yu Hua reimburse Huan Zixu for the taxi fare, it's all a statement and an acceptance of the saboteurs.
Seeing Director Xiao accepting the ticket, Yu Hua sat next to You Zhengping and said, "Everyone sit down and eat."
Only then did everyone pick up their chopsticks. Yu Hua covered every aspect of the meal, and surveyed almost everyone's preferences. Even Manager Ha put a bowl of specially made dog food in front of him, and Yuan Luo's parrot also got bird food.
"After tossing for so long, the food is cold." You Zhengping said.
You Zhengping was a little nervous. This was the first time he was introducing his lover to the leaders and colleagues. It was only natural for him to cook a delicious meal. Because everyone was honest with each other, it took a lot of time and the food was cold.
"It's okay." Yu Hua said.
He tapped the table with his fingers, and the food on the table was steaming hot.
Cen Xiao, who is most sensitive to fire energy, glanced at Director Xiao, and whispered, "It's not reheating."
Director Xiao put a piece of pork belly into his mouth. He wanted to check what kind of ability Yu Hua used for his hot dishes, but Yu Hua didn't know how to make them. This braised pork is fat but not greasy, and it melts in your mouth , just put it in the mouth and slid down the throat as if it had grown legs, and swallowed it eagerly before chewing twice, leaving only a mouth full of lingering fragrance and a tongue that was almost bitten off.
In the past, it was only heard that You Zhengping showed off his married life and Yu Hua's craftsmanship in the guardians, but Director Xiao didn't take it seriously at that time.Tasting a piece of his favorite braised pork today is considered to have seen Yu Hua's culinary skills. No wonder Cen Xiao and the others always come here for dinner.
I didn't see what the power was, um, let's have another piece.
Director Xiao stretched out his chopsticks to the dish of braised pork, but saw that the plate was empty.
As the leader moved the chopsticks first, the subordinates naturally followed Director Xiao's footsteps without hesitation, and extended their sinful chopsticks to the braised pork.The guardians are well-trained and their movements are uniform, especially Cen Xiao's team, which is a leader in the food grabbing.
While Director Xiao was still tasting, the members of Cen Xiao's team had already swallowed four or five pieces of meat in a row.
Huan Zixu, who was slow to start, didn't even snatch one piece, but Feng Kui got one piece thanks to his long arm, and split it in half and gave half to Huan Zixu.
"Xiaoyou told me that braised pork is your favorite food. This dish is specially prepared for you. How does it taste?" Yu Hua asked.
These people specially prepared for him are still robbing!Director Xiao glanced at everyone with displeasure, and then said implicitly: "It tastes good, how do you make it, no, I can't see how you heat the food."
"It's nothing, they're just back to the state they were in when they hadn't cooled down." Yu Hua wrote lightly, as if this ability was not worth mentioning.
As far as he is concerned, it is really not worth mentioning.
Cen Xiao pondered whether this ability is the restoration of time, the restoration of space, or the change of the state of matter itself. After thinking for a long time, he found that he could not understand these three abilities at all.The only thing he figured out was, since Yu Hua can restore all the dishes to their best state, why is the fried fish in front of him still black?
Is it implying that he burns too brightly and easily turns to ashes?
Cen Xiao didn't dare to think deeply, so he could only pick up the fried fish aggrievedly, and enjoyed a mouthful of burnt treatment.
Seeing that Director Xiao and Yu Hua didn't intend to talk about serious matters, You Zhengping took the lead in eating, and a group of supernatural beings in their twenties let go of their stomachs to eat, and the dishes on the table disappeared in a whirlwind, leaving only a dozen or so empty plates.
In the bowl in front of Yu Hua were some pieces of meat that You Zhengping fought desperately to snatch back, specially for his lover.
After passing You Zhengping's chopsticks, Yu Hua enjoyed eating.
After eating, it was already 08:30 in the evening, the sun had completely set, and the clouds outside were densely covered with lightning and thunder. Countless bolts of lightning flashed past the windows of Yu Hua's house, and the thunder seemed to explode in my ears, like someone's roar.
Everyone in the room didn't feel scared. Yu Hua's calm attitude and calm expression made this room of only 180 square meters the most solid fortress.
"I'm going to do the dishes." Yu Hua got up and said.
"No need." Chief Xiao tapped his finger lightly, and a stream of water brought the tableware to the kitchen, and the faucet automatically turned on, instantly rinsing the tableware clean.
Director Xiao controlled the ability and cleaned the table. The water droplets on the dishes and the table rolled into the sewer, and there was not a single drop of water in the room.
Everyone was solemn, Director Xiao's ability was so strong that he could split rivers and rivers, but he didn't expect the fineness to be so powerful.
Seeing that Director Xiao cleaned the dishes for him without any explanation, Yu Hua's expression was actually a bit lonely.The reason why he didn't buy a dishwasher when he was decorating the house, but insisted on washing the dishes himself every day, was not because he was stingy, but because he enjoyed this sense of life.
Happy, bored, happy, trivial, every bit is the years.
Director Xiao deprived him of the last fun, Yu Hua was not very happy, but thinking about the person in front of him is Xiaoyou's leader, he thought let it go.As a leader, what kind of leader is it if you don’t add obstacles to others?
Yu Hua brewed a cup of tea for each of them, and raised the cup first and said, "After eating this meal and drinking this cup of tea, can the guardian and the passer-by be counted as one?"
These words made Zhen Li vigilant. He suddenly remembered that Yu Hua once said "I never want the day when the guardian and the destroyer will cooperate." What?
Director Xiao took the lead to drink the tea, put down the cup and said, "Tell me, what is your purpose? As long as it is to fight against the system, the guardian organization will definitely cooperate."
Director Xiao didn't promise lightly, the outside world has become like this, the whole world is supported by Yu Hua's ability, no matter what request Yu Hua puts forward, as long as they don't send people from the whole world to die, they will agree.
In fact, Director Xiao turned on the remote monitoring system as soon as he entered the room, and the top leaders of the guardian organizations all over the world were listening to them.
If Yu Hua doesn't want them to monitor, there are naturally countless ways. Since he didn't stop it, it means he agrees.
"Then I'll get straight to the point." Yu Hua said.
Everyone couldn't help complaining in their hearts, where are you?
Seeing Yu Hua getting closer, the team members couldn't bear the pressure, so they pushed Cen Xiao out and let him face Yu Hua's storm.
"That..." Cen Xiao struggled to organize his words, "Although we have been participating in your blind date, love and marriage life, but because of joining, we have witnessed the relationship between you and You Zhengping with our own eyes. Team You especially likes it. You, I talk about you in our ears every day, so that my ears grow calluses. Even if you are a man in black robes, if you, if you dare to be sorry for You Team, I, we..."
The phrase "We will never let you go" is really hard to say, because I really can't beat it.
"If you bully Team You, we'll come to your house every day to eat and annoy you to death!" A younger brother bravely raised Cen Xiao's words.
"Then I don't dare, I'm afraid I'll kill you light bulbs." Yu Hua's smirk, which was originally superficial, softened a little, "Go and sit down, and make something you like to eat."
Only then did Cen Xiao's team feel that the pressure on their bodies was relieved, and ran to the dining table with a "swish" and sat on Director Xiao's right hand.
The guardians were all seated, and the studio employees were still standing there motionless.
When Yu Hua saw them, he smiled and said, "I don't have such a big dining table at home, so I moved the conference table from the studio. Speaking of which, when I moved the table, I also brought the shiatsu board with me." gone."
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Question: Please translate the sentence "Even Yufan doesn't know where he got his composure and courage. Probably his rationality drives away all emotions, so that he can maintain a state where emotions are floating outside and rationality occupies the brain".
Answer: Lian Yufan was so frightened that his soul left his body, leaving only one soul and one soul to maintain his life.
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Chapter 115
Everyone followed Yu Hua's fingers and saw a long shiatsu board placed beside the oval table and under the wall of the living room.
Zhen Li and Yuan Luori didn't hesitate at all, kneeling and rushing towards the acupressure board reflexively, this is what they usually practice most in the live broadcast room, the posture is graceful and the movements are skillful.
However, what was faster than them was the husky that had mastered the speed ability. It made a leap, flew over the two of them, and landed on the acupressure board first.Restricted by his physical condition, Manager Ha simply lay down on the fingerboard to express his five-body projection.
The acupressure board was originally not big, and most of it was occupied by huskies. Zhen Li and Yuan Luoyang didn't occupy the high ground at the first time, and they all showed annoyed expressions. Fortunately, there was a parrot to help Yuan Luoyang, and the parrot stepped on the husky's head directly. Sign "I'm here too".
The guardians sitting in front of the oval table, seeing the performance of Zhen Yuan and the two, how could they not know that they were insiders, and suddenly felt betrayed.
"You two..." Lian Yufan pointed to the person kneeling on the shiatsu board in a correct posture, thinking that he was actually the recommender of Zhen Li to join the Guardian. Who knew that Zhen Li with thick eyebrows and big eyes was the biggest liar!
"Zhen Li, do you still remember what I said when I first met you?" Yu Hua said to the two who were kneeling.
"I dare not forget every sentence, but I don't know which sentence it is?" Zhen Li said.
"I said before, I don't have that kind of feudal preference." Yu Hua said condescendingly.
Zhen and Yuan stood up tremblingly, Manager Ha also got up slowly, squatted aside silently, and acted like a law-abiding husky.
"But I don't know if the guardians have similar hobbies, right?" Yu Hua said.
Zhen Li and Yuan Luoyang: "..."
The two of them leaned together, looking at Director Xiao and the guardians timidly, Zhen Li had a pitiful face, and said in a low voice: "Why don't you sit and eat, we kneel to eat, Manager Ha has a dog bowl Just do it."
"Okay, get up." Director Xiao said, "With such a powerful strength, as long as one mind controls you, you will be speechless. It's all helpless. Besides, one of you is an official guardian, and the other is an investigation period." Guardians, you have this status, you have to die standing up, what do you look like kneeling!"
"Yes!" Zhen Li happily stood up, and saluted Director Xiao, "Swear to the death to defend the dignity of the Guardian!"
So he got up and sat beside Cen Xiao, and got himself a bowl and chopsticks.
Cen Xiao: "..."
He took a closer look at Zhen Li's beautiful, idiot face, and never would have guessed that it was such a innocent and harmless face that had deceived them from the beginning until now.
Yuan Luori and Manager Ha also got up tremblingly. Yuan Luori sat beside Zhen Li, and Manager Ha squatted obediently at Lian Yufan's feet. After all, it was Lian Yufan who trained it in the first place.
Lian Yufan touched Manager Ha's dog's head, and was a little happy to see that Manager Ha was attached to him. He thought that there was only one dog in this studio that was real. Dogs are indeed human's friends, and petting animal hair is also true. Helps with stress reduction.
Seeing Lian Yufan stroking the dog's head soothingly, and Manager Ha narrowing his eyes comfortably, Yu Hua sneered and said, "Let me introduce, this Manager Ha is Saboteur 192, which accidentally entered the dog's body when it changed its body for the last time. .”
Lian Yufan's hands froze, and the scene was extremely awkward again.
Everyone at the dinner table had participated in the campaign against Saboteur 192, even You Zhengping, Zhen Li, Yuan Luoyang and Director Xiao!After all, among all the employees in the studio, the saboteur 192 caused the most damage. It almost destroyed a building, took Junjun and three other innocent children as hostages, blew up You Zhengping's arm, and hurt Lian Yufan's spine. comminuted fracture.
Even Luo Huai was transferred to Xuyang District because of the appearance of Saboteur 192.
This time, even Director Xiao, who has always been calm, slapped the table and stared at the seemingly harmless husky on the ground.
Seeing 14 guardians on the table and 28 lines of sight, Manager Ha looked down at it from above with its height advantage. It let out a low "ow" and got down on its body, covering its face with its two front paws.
Cen Xiao looked at Manager Ha, and then at his side. He lowered his head and stared at Li Ming and Sun who were motionless with their bowls and chopsticks. He understood, and said with a vicissitudes on his face, "You two also know about this?"
Dawn and sunset all nodded.
The guardians only felt a headache, the two most stupid-looking people in the studio, how many secrets are hidden.
"Is there anything else you don't know?" Cen Xiao looked at Zhen Li with a face full of disappointment.
Zhen Li whispered: "I didn't know that Officer Cen was one of the people who beat me back then, and I didn't know that Officer You was the one who arrested me."
"... Wasn't the position opposite at that time?" Cen Xiao was a little embarrassed to meet Zhen Li's gaze.
Zhen Li also looked at him with a little disappointment: "I thought Officer Cen, who always invited me to dinner, was the only normal person around me. He was a very enthusiastic auxiliary policeman with a low salary. After I became a guardian, I would still I want to work hard to make meritorious service, and then secretly ask my superiors, can I arrange a regularization exam for you."
Cen Xiao: "The nature of my job and my responsibilities."
Zhen Li: "I was coerced, and my life was at stake."
The beauty of the world in their hearts was shattered at the same time.
Lian Yufan was also broken with them. He defended himself against Yu Hua. The studio has been undercover for so long. Any advertiser who approaches the studio is like a saboteur. Only Manager Ha has never doubted him. It is a good dog, a hero dog whose awakening ability protected the army in times of crisis, who knew that it was the one that caused the most damage to Xuyang District, because of it, the Central Park was renovated again!
"Woo~" Manager Ha arched Lian Yufan's leg with his head, begging for mercy.
Director Xiao, who had experienced the storm, pressed his temple and said to Yu Hua: "Did you help it awaken its ability, or was it awakened by the laws of the world? In addition, the speed ability it exhibited is different from the previous destructive ability. 192 is completely different."
Yu Hua said: "Destroyer 192 lost his body, and his soul was completely fused with the local husky. The ability displayed is the instinct of a sled dog. It was awakened after being recognized by the law in order to protect the army."
"At that time, the saboteur 192 was removed by the man in black. I thought he was dead." Director Xiao pointed out the key point.
Yu Hua pressed his arm, and smiled subtly: "It's a pity to die."
The place he held down happened to be You Zhengping's arm that had been blown up by Saboteur 192.
There was no sound in the room, and the team members who had been talking in low voices didn't even dare to breathe out for a moment, and looked at Yu Hua with horrified eyes.
It so happened that You Zhengping came out with fried fish: "The dishes are all ready, what do you want me to do?"
As soon as he came out of the kitchen, his colleagues looked at him with... heroic, martyr-like eyes.
"It's okay, it's okay." Cen Xiao's team shook their heads at the same time. They watched You Zhengping and Yu Hua fall in love at the beginning, and they didn't realize that Yu Hua had such a character of revenge. They...
It's great to be alive.Cen Xiao and the others thought at the same time.
You Zhengping put the fried fish in front of Cen Xiao: "No, I know you like fried fish, so Yu Hua specially cooked it for you."
Cen Xiao looked at the pitch-black things on the plate, and thought to himself that the fish just now was not like this. When Yu Hua took it out, it was golden on both sides, why did it turn into charcoal ashes when you checked the fire?Did Yu Hua cook this dish specially for me, or did he let me take a look at its original appearance, and then give this fish to Team You?
Seeing that You Zhengping still looked normal at this moment, Cen Xiao couldn't help feeling that You Zhengping was really very human.He originally thought that Yu Hua had concealed the identity of the man in black for so long, which showed that his city was extremely deep, and he was really not a good match.But now looking at You Zhengping, who is so nervous that he is sometimes very subtle, and who is delicate but seems blind when he should be, suddenly feels that he and Yu Hua may be a perfect match.
Director Xiao looked at his subordinates with different expressions, and Manager Ha, who didn't dare to shake his tail and closed his eyes to wait for death, finally said: "The traditional view is that sinners who cross the bridge of Naihe and join the way of beasts are considered to be cleansed of their sins." Sin, reincarnated and reborn. If you continue to hold on to its previous life, it will be over."
Manager Ha heaved a sigh of relief, and ran to Director Xiao's feet with small steps on four legs, rubbing his head against the director's calf, leaving a ball of dog hair on Director Xiao's dark wool trousers.
Summer is the season for huskies to shed hair. It sheds hair all the time, which makes the cleaner Yuan Luori fall in love with vacuum cleaners.
Director Xiao stared at the hair on his trousers, and Manager Ha, who looked ignorant, took a deep breath and said, "But that's feudal dross thinking."
Manager Ha: "..."
It stood up, with its two front paws overlapping, shaking up and down, making a "begging for mercy" movement.
Director Xiao found that after the once sinful saboteur 192 became a husky, he really couldn't bring himself to hate this person.I can only write lightly: "Even in modern times, after a prisoner is punished and released from prison, as long as he does not commit another crime, he will not be held accountable. If you are like this, you have been punished."
"Wow~" Manager Ha thanked Director Xiao with a voice below 50 decibels.
In just a few minutes, the people at the table experienced life and death, love and hate, from being shocked to sweating profusely, feeling weak and hungry, just want to taste the dishes that look very homely in front of them .
Even if it was a Hongmen Banquet, they had to be full before talking about it.
Director Xiao also felt that Yu Hua chose to reveal his identity at this time, so he must have something important to say, and if there is anything, it is better to talk about it at the dinner table.
Most of the people were seated, only two of them were still standing dumbfounded in the middle of the floor. Huan Zixu's face was pale, his lips were bloodless, and he fell backwards from time to time. It was Feng Kui who kept helping him to barely stand still.
"Why don't you come over to eat together?" Yu Hua settled the crowd, and finally his eyes fell on the two of them.
A plate of dishes appeared in Yu Hua's hands at some point, and inside the plate was a very special alloy, which looked very light and was very similar to the material of human bones.
"It's specially prepared for Feng Kui's taste." Yu Hua said, "If I don't completely unlock this rare alloy, I really can't use the rules to make a metal that doesn't exist in this world."
How clever Huan Zixu was, he immediately understood the magical function of this metal.
He turned his head and glanced at Feng Kui, with unprecedented courage welling up in his heart, walked to Yu Hua's side, and said loudly: "Kneel, just kneel!"
After finishing speaking, Huan Zixu strode to the acupressure board, imitating the duo of dawn and sunset, and slid down unskillfully.
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Yu Hua (in mouth): Don't, don't, in today's society, the Qing Dynasty is dead, and I don't engage in feudal superstitions.
Yu Hua (actual action): secretly tugged the acupressure board in front of Huan Zixu.
Huan Zixu: Use the most courageous tone and say the most embarrassing words.
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Chapter 116
Huan Zixu has seen this movement of sliding and kneeling many times. It is said that the founder is Zhen Li, and there are only two people in the studio who practice conscientiously, Zhen Yuan.
He once asked Lian Yufan why Zhen Li had to repeat this meaningless movement every day. Lian Yufan asked if it was to "thank you old iron 666" during the live broadcast. Lian Yufan didn't know much about live broadcasts, but He knows that the attitude of online celebrities in live broadcasts has always been very approachable, and it is normal to learn to slide and kneel gracefully for the sake of being funny, and this action occasionally appears in funny online dramas.
However, through observation, Huan Zixu discovered that Zhen Li seldom kneels facing the live broadcast screen, and most of the images presented in the live broadcast room were side-sliding and leaping.
Moreover, the acupressure board in the unit was originally used for massage to promote blood circulation, but Zhen Li and Yuan Luoyang hardly used it for foot massage, and instead often used it to exercise their knees.
Every time Huan Zixu showed doubts in his eyes, Zhen Li would always say: "Learn it, it will be useful one day."
Yuan Luori also said: "Just, just in case of emergencies."
At that time, Huan Zixu still secretly laughed at these two low-level passers-by, until now, when he saw Yu Hua walking out of the kitchen, Huan Zixu realized everything, he was the one who was really stupid and naive.
Just now a farce was staged in the whole living room, Huan Zixu did not move at all, standing under the support of Feng Kui, it seemed that his spirit had been severely injured, but in fact his brain was running at a high speed.
He reviewed all the things he had done, thinking about which one made Yu Hua most angry, and what Yu Hua's purpose was for making such a move today.
With the strength of the man in black, there is no need to conceal his identity anymore. In his eyes, whether it is a guardian organization or a destroyer, everyone's efforts are nothing more than a fly shaking a tree. No matter what he wants to do, as long as he shows the ability to resist the system Power, tell the guardian organization about its purpose, and believe that the guardian organization will definitely agree after weighing it.
He doesn't even need to say that as long as there is one rule and one order, the guardian organization will have to obey his command.
But Yu Hua didn't do that, he led everyone to his home and arranged this Hongmen banquet, why?
Huan Zixu watched Director Xiao, Lian Yufan, Cen Xiao and other guardians sit down one by one, and Zhen Liyuan sat down tremblingly. Manager Ha got the approval of Director Xiao, and an unbelievable thought arose in his heart—Should Yu Hua Could it be to leave a way out for those saboteurs who have too much involvement with the guardian organization?
How is this possible?Huan Zixu stared at Yu Hua, completely unable to understand what the other person was thinking.
Why did Huan Zixu try to get that house?Because he always had a guess that there must be a battle between the man in black and the system.
The black-robed man has unimaginable strength. He can seal the system for more than 15 years when he clears the level. Why didn't he kill the system back then?There is only one answer. The man in black lacked a necessary condition. He couldn't completely destroy the system at that time, which is why he endured it for so long.
He chose this world to lurk under the constant attack of the system for hundreds of years, and was recognized by the laws of the world. Is it because there is something he needs in this world?
No matter what the black-robed man needs, the increasingly urgent situation makes Huan Zixu realize that the battle between the black-robed man and the system is not far away.
Huan Zixu had no way of predicting the outcome of this battle, but there were only two types.
One, the system wins, and everyone dies together;
Another way, if the system fails, he and Feng Kui will definitely lose their abilities completely and become ordinary people.
Although the former is sad, it is an alternative happy ending; the latter is the beginning of everything.
Becoming ordinary people means that the guardian organization will not supervise them. They live in this world without the support of the guardian organization. Residence is a problem, life is also a problem, and medical treatment and health are even more problems.
He had to settle for housing first, and then work. The most important thing was that Feng Kui's bones were a big problem, and he might need a lot of money to replace and maintain them in the future, which was definitely an astronomical figure.To this end, he must continue to use the existing resources of the studio and guardian organization to gain social status, accumulate wealth, and a fixed asset that has room for appreciation and is easy to sell.
In Huan Zixu's eyes, that house was the foundation, and it was Feng Kui's last guarantee in case he needed money in the future.He couldn't wait for the house allocation that the guardian organization would give him after ten years of employment. He wanted a residence now, even if he used any means.
Today, however, he has experienced great sorrow and great joy.That house was lost and found again, and Yu Hua changed from a cold-blooded capitalist to a passer who seemed to care about the destroyers.
Huan Zixu thinks he is not a good person, and he can't understand the thoughts of the passers-by who are far beyond human.He thought about it for a long time, watching the guardians and the destroyers confide in each other and felt relieved, still unable to figure out how to deal with the current situation.
Maybe he knew it, but because of some unknown stubbornness, he was unwilling to bow his head to Yu Hua.
Until Yu Hua took out that piece of metal, Huan Zixu clearly realized that it was what he wanted.
Seeing that piece of metal, Huan Zixu's brain stopped thinking, he no longer wondered whether Yu Hua was thinking of them, he only knew that as long as he bowed his head to Yu Hua, he could help Feng Kui change his bones.As long as Feng Kui can live healthy, he can do anything.
He no longer calculated, and no longer cared about gains and losses, and calmly came to the shiatsu board, as long as Yu Hua likes it, Yu Hua is happy, so what about kneeling?
But faster than Huan Zixu was Feng Kui.
Feng Kui's legs became the chassis of the chariot, and he drove onto the finger pressure plate with a "da da da" to flatten and compact all the small bamboo shoots raised on it.It is very painful to step on the shiatsu board, but if it is made of steel and iron, it is the shiatsu board that cannot support it.
Huan Zixu didn't kneel down after all, Feng Kui caught him who flew over, put Huan Zixu aside, his lower/half/body turned into a chariot, the whole person was shorter, it looked as if he was kneeling .
"Ah Xu, it's for me." Feng Kui said seriously, "Good, it's for me, bad, it's for me too."
"Feng Kui, get down!" Huan Zixu said, "It doesn't matter what I'm doing, the important thing is that Yu Hua wants me to bow my head."
"I don't need you," Feng Kui pulled Huan Zixu behind him, stubbornly preventing him from getting ahead, "I'll do it myself."
Why did Feng Kui follow Huan Zixu's command unconditionally?It was because he knew in his heart that everything Huan Zixu did was for his sake.
In a turbulent world, Huan Zixu's strength is not enough, and he needs his protection and assistance. At that time, Feng Kui was useful to Huan Zixu, so he was willing to let Ah Xu stand out for him, because he could be Ah Xu's backing; In a peaceful world, Ah Xu can live well by himself, but he is useless and will only drag Ah Xu down.
Feng Kui felt that he should tell Yu Hua that Ah Xu was fine, there was nothing wrong with it, it was him who was wrong, he was too troublesome.
Pride is Ah Xu's protective color, if he loses his pride, Huan Zixu will lose color.
"Feng Kui, don't tie me up with chains, let me out, don't you listen to me?" Huan Zi said in a rage.
"I won't listen anymore." Feng Kui said seriously.
"No!" Huan Zixu said anxiously, "You... have a special body, and you will have a lot of trouble in the future. You are simple-minded and easily deceived. You can't do without me..."
As Huan Zixu was talking, his voice suddenly softened. He knocked his head on Feng Kui's hard back, and said softly: "I am selfish, hypocritical, greedy, indifferent, treacherous and cunning, I can't do without you..."
Without Feng Kui's innocent smile, he would go farther and farther, and eventually trample on everything.
Yu Hua looked at the two of them condescendingly, as if watching a farce, he said slowly: "Compared to the beginning, the situation has reversed."
Everyone at the dinner table, who has always been afraid to make a sound while watching the play, is full of question marks. What is the reversal of the situation?
But You Zhengping suddenly thought that Feng Kui and Huan Zixu wanted to kidnap Yu Hua during the escape room. At that time, he and Yu Hua were in front of the tall mechanical skeleton, pretending to protect each other.
"I am a person who repays revenge when there is revenge, repays kindness when there is kindness, and never defaults." Yu Hua said.
Feng Kui sent him a romantic date, and he also gave Feng Kui a perfect body.
A metal pen appeared in Yu Hua's palm, and he scratched Feng Kui's palm with the tip of the pen, and wrote something on Feng Kui's body.The light flashed, and the line of words or some kind of mysterious symbol continued to decompose into some small particles and fell into the wound on Feng Kui's palm.
Then Feng Kui in the form of a half-chariot returned to his original form uncontrollably. He seemed unable to breathe, grabbed his throat and struggled silently for a few times before falling on Huan Zixu's body.
Huan Zi hastily knelt down on the pressed shiatsu board, resting Feng Kui's head on his knees.
With this pillow, Feng Kui's head became lighter. It was no longer a heavy metal skull, but the weight of the head was the same as that of a normal person, and it wouldn't weigh him down so much that he couldn't lift his legs at all.
"Help him to sit," Yu Hua said calmly, "This time the chair won't collapse."
Some romantic pinks are careful, and Feng Kui no longer has to worry about his body.
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Huan Zixu helped Feng Kui to the chair, and Yu Hua poured him a cup of hot tea.
The smell of tea awakened Feng Kui. He sniffled, and for the first time felt that food other than metal was very fragrant.
Huan Zixu took a deep look at Yu Hua, but didn't thank him.Thank you for your kindness, verbal thanks without practical actions are meaningless, why not earn more money for Yu Hua, think more about the studio, brainwash more fans to spend money for the studio, and cheat more companies...
Ahem, I can't think about it anymore, if I think about it again, I will walk on the edge of the rules again.
After conveying his meaning with his eyes, Huan Zixu pulled the chair beside Feng Kui, and was about to sit down when Yu Hua said, "Wait, did I invite you to sit?"
He just invited Feng Kui, not Huan Zixu.
Huan Zixu froze beside the chair, wondering if there was anything left to settle.
"The favor has been repaid, but the revenge has not yet been repaid." Yu Hua said.
"Is there any enmity between you and I?" Huan Zixu's address unconsciously changed to "you", "Is it because I tried to kidnap you, kill you, and frame you again?"
When he said this, Huan Zixu himself felt that his brain must have been rusted at that time, and he really came up with a brilliant plan, which completely drove him and Feng Kui to the point of no return.
"Not really," Yu Hua said, "I absorbed your system energy back then, and it was enough to make up for it."
"Then... dare to ask what is it?" Huan Zixu really didn't understand.
Yu Hua took out a color-printed electronic invoice from the briefcase on the sofa, and put it in Huan Zixu's hands: "Who will reimburse me for the taxi money I took to the warehouse that day?"
The author has something to say:
Yu Hua: I hold gratitude, but I also hold grudges.
Huan Zixu (holding an issue/receipt): Is this also called revenge?
Everyone (watching the play): The food is cold, when can we eat it?
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Note: Vote for me with Peach, repay with Qiongyao.From "The Book of Songs·Wei Feng·Papaya"
Chapter 117
Huan Zixu really can't understand Yu Hua's brain circuit, Yu Hua can spend several million to buy him a house, why should he be obsessed with the 200 yuan taxi fare?
How did he know that the houses, studios, office buildings, and commercial and residential apartments were all donated by the system as gifts, and Yu Hua never regarded the money as his own.But the more than 200 yuan is different. It is Yu Hua's hard-earned money, and no one has reimbursed the money lost because of Huan Zixu's plan.
"Cough, let me reimburse the money." Director Xiao coughed softly, "After all, it is the economic loss caused by fighting the saboteurs, which is eligible for reimbursement."
"Then trouble Director Xiao." Yu Hua handed over the gun to Director Xiao.
Director Xiao's ability to say these words means that he has understood Yu Hua's intentions.
From the moment he entered the door, Yu Hua was showing his overwhelming strength.
The so-called "using supernatural powers to cook just to save electricity", "I don't have a table at home so I had to bring the conference table from the office" and other seemingly stingy sayings are just an excuse for Yu Hua to show off his strength.
Yu Hua was telling them that his strength had reached the point where lifting weights was as easy as lifting weights.Large can support the world and resist system attacks; small can cook and handle daily chores.
Director Xiao believes that Yu Hua's revealing of the identities of the saboteurs and guardians one by one is to force him to admit his identity as a studio employee.Whether it's accepting Zhen Liyuan's setting sun, forgiving Manager Ha, or helping Yu Hua reimburse Huan Zixu for the taxi fare, it's all a statement and an acceptance of the saboteurs.
Seeing Director Xiao accepting the ticket, Yu Hua sat next to You Zhengping and said, "Everyone sit down and eat."
Only then did everyone pick up their chopsticks. Yu Hua covered every aspect of the meal, and surveyed almost everyone's preferences. Even Manager Ha put a bowl of specially made dog food in front of him, and Yuan Luo's parrot also got bird food.
"After tossing for so long, the food is cold." You Zhengping said.
You Zhengping was a little nervous. This was the first time he was introducing his lover to the leaders and colleagues. It was only natural for him to cook a delicious meal. Because everyone was honest with each other, it took a lot of time and the food was cold.
"It's okay." Yu Hua said.
He tapped the table with his fingers, and the food on the table was steaming hot.
Cen Xiao, who is most sensitive to fire energy, glanced at Director Xiao, and whispered, "It's not reheating."
Director Xiao put a piece of pork belly into his mouth. He wanted to check what kind of ability Yu Hua used for his hot dishes, but Yu Hua didn't know how to make them. This braised pork is fat but not greasy, and it melts in your mouth , just put it in the mouth and slid down the throat as if it had grown legs, and swallowed it eagerly before chewing twice, leaving only a mouth full of lingering fragrance and a tongue that was almost bitten off.
In the past, it was only heard that You Zhengping showed off his married life and Yu Hua's craftsmanship in the guardians, but Director Xiao didn't take it seriously at that time.Tasting a piece of his favorite braised pork today is considered to have seen Yu Hua's culinary skills. No wonder Cen Xiao and the others always come here for dinner.
I didn't see what the power was, um, let's have another piece.
Director Xiao stretched out his chopsticks to the dish of braised pork, but saw that the plate was empty.
As the leader moved the chopsticks first, the subordinates naturally followed Director Xiao's footsteps without hesitation, and extended their sinful chopsticks to the braised pork.The guardians are well-trained and their movements are uniform, especially Cen Xiao's team, which is a leader in the food grabbing.
While Director Xiao was still tasting, the members of Cen Xiao's team had already swallowed four or five pieces of meat in a row.
Huan Zixu, who was slow to start, didn't even snatch one piece, but Feng Kui got one piece thanks to his long arm, and split it in half and gave half to Huan Zixu.
"Xiaoyou told me that braised pork is your favorite food. This dish is specially prepared for you. How does it taste?" Yu Hua asked.
These people specially prepared for him are still robbing!Director Xiao glanced at everyone with displeasure, and then said implicitly: "It tastes good, how do you make it, no, I can't see how you heat the food."
"It's nothing, they're just back to the state they were in when they hadn't cooled down." Yu Hua wrote lightly, as if this ability was not worth mentioning.
As far as he is concerned, it is really not worth mentioning.
Cen Xiao pondered whether this ability is the restoration of time, the restoration of space, or the change of the state of matter itself. After thinking for a long time, he found that he could not understand these three abilities at all.The only thing he figured out was, since Yu Hua can restore all the dishes to their best state, why is the fried fish in front of him still black?
Is it implying that he burns too brightly and easily turns to ashes?
Cen Xiao didn't dare to think deeply, so he could only pick up the fried fish aggrievedly, and enjoyed a mouthful of burnt treatment.
Seeing that Director Xiao and Yu Hua didn't intend to talk about serious matters, You Zhengping took the lead in eating, and a group of supernatural beings in their twenties let go of their stomachs to eat, and the dishes on the table disappeared in a whirlwind, leaving only a dozen or so empty plates.
In the bowl in front of Yu Hua were some pieces of meat that You Zhengping fought desperately to snatch back, specially for his lover.
After passing You Zhengping's chopsticks, Yu Hua enjoyed eating.
After eating, it was already 08:30 in the evening, the sun had completely set, and the clouds outside were densely covered with lightning and thunder. Countless bolts of lightning flashed past the windows of Yu Hua's house, and the thunder seemed to explode in my ears, like someone's roar.
Everyone in the room didn't feel scared. Yu Hua's calm attitude and calm expression made this room of only 180 square meters the most solid fortress.
"I'm going to do the dishes." Yu Hua got up and said.
"No need." Chief Xiao tapped his finger lightly, and a stream of water brought the tableware to the kitchen, and the faucet automatically turned on, instantly rinsing the tableware clean.
Director Xiao controlled the ability and cleaned the table. The water droplets on the dishes and the table rolled into the sewer, and there was not a single drop of water in the room.
Everyone was solemn, Director Xiao's ability was so strong that he could split rivers and rivers, but he didn't expect the fineness to be so powerful.
Seeing that Director Xiao cleaned the dishes for him without any explanation, Yu Hua's expression was actually a bit lonely.The reason why he didn't buy a dishwasher when he was decorating the house, but insisted on washing the dishes himself every day, was not because he was stingy, but because he enjoyed this sense of life.
Happy, bored, happy, trivial, every bit is the years.
Director Xiao deprived him of the last fun, Yu Hua was not very happy, but thinking about the person in front of him is Xiaoyou's leader, he thought let it go.As a leader, what kind of leader is it if you don’t add obstacles to others?
Yu Hua brewed a cup of tea for each of them, and raised the cup first and said, "After eating this meal and drinking this cup of tea, can the guardian and the passer-by be counted as one?"
These words made Zhen Li vigilant. He suddenly remembered that Yu Hua once said "I never want the day when the guardian and the destroyer will cooperate." What?
Director Xiao took the lead to drink the tea, put down the cup and said, "Tell me, what is your purpose? As long as it is to fight against the system, the guardian organization will definitely cooperate."
Director Xiao didn't promise lightly, the outside world has become like this, the whole world is supported by Yu Hua's ability, no matter what request Yu Hua puts forward, as long as they don't send people from the whole world to die, they will agree.
In fact, Director Xiao turned on the remote monitoring system as soon as he entered the room, and the top leaders of the guardian organizations all over the world were listening to them.
If Yu Hua doesn't want them to monitor, there are naturally countless ways. Since he didn't stop it, it means he agrees.
"Then I'll get straight to the point." Yu Hua said.
Everyone couldn't help complaining in their hearts, where are you?
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