Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life

"Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life" Author: Blue Wing

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Yu Hua lost his job, and the burden of the family fell on the shoulders of his partner, You Zhengping.

Her lover is a temporary worker in a street office, and her monthly salary is only 2500, which makes Yu Hua extremely worried.

You Zhengping was secretly engaged in the work of protecting the world from destroyers, and his subsidies were quite generous.

You Zhengping worries all day, how can he tell Yu Hua without any trace that his private money is several million?

Until one day, You Zhengping received a notification that a huge energy capable of destroying the world appeared in his home.

Worried that something might happen to Yu Hua, who is an ordinary person, You Zhengping hurried home with the team anxiously. As soon as he entered the house, he saw a peaceful home. , Fragrant fish.

Seeing You Zhengping, Yu Hua put the frying pan on the unplugged induction cooker, wiped his hands with his apron: "I just want to save some electricity bills."

You Zhengping: ...

The most awesome saboteur in the world is his lover.

Yu Hua Gong, You Zhengping received, Big Brother Gong X Big Brother received.

Yu Hua (Gong) is the strongest destroyer and the victor of the infinite flow world. He is tired of the life of non-stop fighting. He only wants to be an ordinary person and live a peaceful life with his lover, but he is too awesome.

Gong is wearing an apron on the cover, and Shou is sitting on the sofa with a Band-Aid

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One-sentence introduction: The boss just wants to live a peaceful life

Conception: Ordinary life is the most real

Chapter 1

At 05:59 in the morning, Yu Hua woke up on time one minute before the alarm clock rang. He turned off the alarm clock and got out of bed lightly. You Zhengping, who was lying next to him, slept soundly and was not affected at all.

Yu Hua is 27 years old this year. He is You Zhengping's partner. He graduated from a top 3 university in China. He used to be the HR director of a well-known financial company with an annual salary of several hundred thousand to one million.Except for necessary entertainment, company receptions and other activities, he goes home on time at 11:6 pm every day, goes to bed before 2:[-] pm, wakes up one or two minutes before [-]:[-] am, and rests for half an hour to an hour at noon depending on the work situation.

He has a calmness and stability far beyond his actual age, and there always seem to be many stories hidden in his deep eyes.The good habit of exercising all the year round has made him in excellent shape. The straight suit hides his muscles and transforms that hormone into an abstinence atmosphere.

Yu Hua's cooking skills are very good, he likes to get up early and prepare a hearty breakfast for his partner You Zhengping, every time he sees You Zhengping eat his breakfast with satisfaction, a joy of being alive will arise in Yu Hua's heart.

At 07:30 in the morning, You Zhengping was awakened by the aroma of breakfast. He stretched exaggeratedly, yawned loudly, hugged the quilt and arched himself on the bed, with his messy hair on his head, muttered: " What delicious food did you cook today?"

Yu Hua put breakfast on the dining table, and said to You Zhengping who was lying on the bed in the bedroom: "Yesterday you said you wanted a Cantonese breakfast, and I made shrimp dumplings, siu mai, custard buns, fish porridge, fried wontons and Egg tarts, grilled sausages and red bean double-skin milk, I didn’t prepare too much last night, and I had limited time in the morning, so I only made this.”

"Is this still a little bit?" You Zhengping rolled up from the bed stiffly, rushed into the bathroom, and quickly washed up.

He and Yu Hua got married three years ago, and after getting along for many years, You Zhengping has developed the habit of eating breakfast, and his biological clock has gradually become regular.

Before getting acquainted with Yu Hua, You Zhengping's daily routine was as bad as it could be.

He played on his mobile phone until after three o'clock in the morning, and went to work at 9 o'clock in the morning. He was woken up by the first alarm clock at 08:30. After turning off the alarm clock, he turned over and fell asleep again. At 08:40, the third alarm clock, which was set to be a sharp siren, buzzed. You Zhengping jumped out of bed, spent 08 minutes washing and dressing indiscriminately, and rushed all the way to the unit not far from the dormitory. At 50:3 Check in on time.

I never eat breakfast, and lunch is always heavy-flavored Mala Tang, hot pot and high-calorie heavy-flavored food. In the evening, I have a constant supper, and I will order a barbecue beer at 23 o'clock in the middle of the night to eat until I am full.

The young You Zhengping likes to eat lightly and play lightly. He has to eat a lot of food, drink a lot of wine, and play games all night. The night is the carnival of young people. "Why sleep more when you are alive, you will sleep forever after death" To prevaricate the words of the elders, living recklessly is the life You Zhengping yearns for.

It wasn't until he became acquainted and fell in love with Yu Hua that You Zhengping gradually learned to go to bed early and get up early, and gave up supper at night.

He took a shower, brushed his thick hair after blow-drying it, and thought of the group of friends who were still staying up all night and losing their hair day by day, You Zhengping smiled wickedly, picked up the comb and prepared to comb a young, beautiful and handsome man hairstyle.

He combed left and right in front of the mirror, and there was always a strand of stubborn hair standing in the middle, like a wild and unrestrained hair.

You Zhengping took a comb and went to Yu Hua who had set up breakfast: "A hair is sticking up, comb it for me."

Not only is Yu Hua good at cooking, but he also has magical scissor hands comparable to Mr. Tony in the barber shop. With just a little cooking, You Zhengping's hair will become handsome and individual, and the unruly hair will be soft instantly under Yu Hua's hands. silky.

Yu Hua glanced at You Zhengping's hair, took out a tissue to wipe his hands, and said calmly, "It's inconvenient for me to have oil on my hands, you can use hairspray to deal with it."

"Oh." You Zhengping's expectant eyes suddenly dimmed, he looked at the expressionless Yu Hua, did not deal with the curled hair, threw the wooden comb into the bathroom, and sat unhappily at the dining table.

The breakfast was delicious. You Zhengping had just eaten a shrimp dumpling when he saw Yu Hua packing up the kitchen utensils, so he couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you going to eat with me?"

"I ate it first when you took a shower." Yu Hua said with his back to You Zhengping.

The delicious breakfast suddenly tasted like chewing gum, and You Zhengping swallowed the food with difficulty. He decided not to talk to Yu Hua all day today!

After breakfast was boring, You Zhengping put on the clothes that Yu Hua had prepared for him yesterday, and couldn't help but go to the kitchen again.

Yu Hua was washing the dishes, and there was only the sound of "squeaking" water in the room.

"That..." You Zhengping circled anxiously beside Yu Hua, "What do you do today?"

The sound of water stopped, Yu Hua lowered his head and stared at the bowl, his tone was emotionless: "Do housework, then go find a job."

"Oh..." You Zhengping forcefully squeezed his face in front of Yu Hua, and tapped his side face with his finger, "Then I'm going to work, you work hard to find a job!"

Yu Hua tilted his head, ignored You Zhengping's hint, and calmly said, "Be careful on the road."

The subtext is "you can go, don't hinder me from doing housework".

You Zhengping stared at Yu Hua for a while, sniffed, turned around and left the house, rushed to the garage, locked himself in the car, took out his mobile phone and called his younger brother Cen Xiao: "Yu Hua ignored me, he didn't help I combed my hair, didn't have breakfast with me, didn't even give me a good morning kiss before going out, does he want a divorce? No, I finally found such a sweet one, I definitely won't divorce!"

Cen Xiao's confused voice came from the phone: "Let me tell you, do you know what time it is?"

"8:20, there are still 40 minutes to go to work, is there any problem?" You Zhengping said confidently.

“你也知道是8点20不是8点50啊！”岑霄在电话那头吼道，“我第一个闹钟8点40才响，你知道这个时间段每1分钟的睡眠对我来说都是无比珍贵吗？我现在就去睡回笼觉，你就是有天大的事，也请你等到9点上班以后再聊。”

After speaking, the other party hung up the phone, and when You Zhengping called again, the phone was already turned off.

He knocked on the steering wheel angrily, and yelled at the phone: "Is it wrong for me to call at 8:20? A group of night owls who stay up late and get up early, stay up late until they get bald!"

You Zhengping got angry on the phone for a while, and finally lay powerlessly on the steering wheel, thinking about how he and Yu Hua got along in the past few days.

A week ago, when he came home from get off work, he saw Yu Hua went home early and made dinner, and told him in a deadpan voice: "I was fired."

It seemed that Yu Hua had offended the company's leadership and was directly fired. The company paid liquidated damages, but Yu Hua said that it was all paid to the company's leaders for medical expenses, and he even paid for it.You Zhengping felt that this was a malicious deduction from their company, why should Yu Hua's salary be used for medical expenses for the leader, he was so angry that he wanted to take his brothers to the front of Yu Hua's company to make trouble, but Yu Hua stopped him.

The house they lived in was bought by Yu Hua with a loan, and the monthly mortgage was more than 8000. Their savings had just bought a car for You Zhengping a month ago, and the remaining money was only enough to pay off the mortgage for two or three months.

You Zhengping is a temporary worker in the street office, with a monthly salary of 2500, which is just enough for a year to pay for the maintenance of his new off-road vehicle with extremely high fuel consumption. Living expenses and rent can't help at all.

Yu Hua promised at the time that he would find a job soon and would not worry You Zhengping.

But this week passed, Yu Hua hit a wall several times, and became more and more silent and indifferent.They haven't hugged, kissed or anything like that for a whole week, and today it's even too much, they don't even have any physical contact, and they just don't feel like asking.

You Zhengping was going crazy with worry, he couldn't live like this anymore, he had to think of a way!

After being melancholy in the car for 5 minutes, at 8:30, You Zhengping kicked the accelerator and flew the car out of the garage. He was going to work to find his younger brothers to discuss how to make Yu Hua feel better!

When You Zhengping's car drove out, Yu Hua stood in front of the window and quietly watched him go all the way from upstairs.

It wasn't until the car could no longer be seen that Yu Hua slowly turned his gaze to the sink, and the bowls in the sink were all broken.

Yu Hua reached out to pick up the debris and threw it into the trash can. He threw it casually, and the trash can cracked.

Seeing this scene, Yu Hua sat weakly in front of the dining table, propped his arms on the table, and with a "click", the dining table and the chair he was sitting on were torn apart, and the fine nanmu furniture turned into a pile of broken wood.

Yu Hua stood up, pinched his hand, took a deep breath, and then took a deep breath, finally controlled his strength, and did not crush the tiles under his feet.

Yu Hua helped his forehead helplessly. These days, while You Zhengping was not at home, he had changed furniture, tableware, and kitchen utensils three times, and even rushed to find someone to repair the tiles on the floor.

He has been hiding something from You Zhengping. He used to be a time traveler, traveling through countless worlds, playing various desperate games of life and death.He brushed shoulders with the god of death countless times, and finally gained the strongest power and became the final passer.

The passer can make a wish, no matter how difficult the wish is, it can be realized, even if it is to become the overlord of the universe.

Yu Hua's wish is: "I want to be an ordinary person, to be in an ordinary world, to do an ordinary job, to meet an ordinary and lovely partner, to know and love him, and to spend my life peacefully."

So he sealed all his power, came to this world, and became an ordinary student.Relying on his own efforts, Yu Hua was admitted to a good university, found a good job, got to know You Zhengping, and lived the peaceful life he dreamed of.

Yu Hua felt that a lifetime with You Zhengping was the happiness he longed for, but a week ago, his happiness was shattered.

At that time, the leader of his company fell down, and Yu Hua stepped forward to help him, but because of too much force, he punched the leader's head into the wall with one palm, causing a big hole in the wall of the company!

The leader was seriously injured and sent to the hospital, and the company's failure to pursue Yu Hua's criminal responsibility was already the best of humanity.They fired Yu Hua, and Yu Hua used part of his savings to pay the leader's medical expenses together with the liquidated damages.

The leader who was beaten to the point of concussion was quite friendly, he persuaded Yu Hua to see a psychiatrist, whether the excessive pressure caused him to have violent tendencies, he should be treated as soon as possible.

Yu Hua knew that this was not a violent tendency, but that his sealed power was awakening.

This power is very unstable, sometimes strong and sometimes weak, whenever Yu Hua feels that he can control it, the power will suddenly increase a little, causing him to keep destroying things around him.

This caused Yu Hua to dare not touch You Zhengping at all these days, for fear that his lover would be thrown into the wall by his palm like the company leader.

It doesn't matter if the items around you are broken, as long as you spend money to buy them again, You Zhengping must not be injured.

Of course Yu Hua could see that You Zhengping was constantly looking for opportunities to get close to him this morning, but he didn't dare, he was worried that if he couldn't control his strength well, he would cause You Zhengping to be hospitalized.

The mess at home still needs to be cleaned up. Yu Hua took a deep breath and clasped his palms several times. After making sure that he could control the strength this time, he carefully picked up his phone, bought a table and tableware of the same style online, and told the merchant It must be delivered by [-]:[-] pm.

After successfully placing the order, Yu Hua's mind relaxed slightly, he couldn't control the strength of his palm well, and with a "bang", the phone was crushed.

Yu Hua: "..."

Yu Hua stared at the wreckage of the phone, feeling a sense of sadness in his heart.Can his peaceful life continue?

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Chapter 2

"What do you think I should do?" When we got to work, You Zhengping dragged his younger brother and talked non-stop, from the time Yu Hua lost his job until this morning when he didn't even have a good morning kiss, and finally asked for help sadly.

You Zhengping's number one younger brother, Cen Xiao, yawned, took out a bottle of Coke from the drink box piled up in the corner, "Ton Ton Ton" drank half of the bottle in one go, and burped leisurely before saying slowly: "Just wait two days for him to find a job."

"That's right," the second younger brother, Yong Fu, nodded uninterestedly, "Anyway, you guys quarrel at the end of the bed, so it's fine to ask him to give you a goodnight kiss when you go home at night."

"Are you still a brother!" You Zhengping slammed the table angrily, "My life is going through an unprecedented crisis!"

The younger brothers looked at Cen Xiao in unison, and signaled Cen Xiao with their eyes to comfort You Zhengping.

Cen Xiao drank the remaining half of the bottle of Coke, and the stimulating taste made him sober up a lot.He casually threw the Coke bottle into the trash can, came to You Zhengping and said, "Control your strength first, do you still remember how the last table was scrapped?"

You Zhengping has a bluffing personality, he's fine when he's single, and doesn't get mad easily.Ever since I got acquainted with Yu Hua, I've had two hairs in three days, from Yu Hua cooking him a meal to Yu Hua's particularly good figure to Yu Hua... cough cough, I can't talk about the rest, in short, whenever there is a trouble, You Zhengping would lose control of his strength and destroy a set of tables and chairs.

In the beginning, Cen Xiao and the others let You Zhengping go. It's normal for people in love to have ups and downs.

But You Zhengping's emotions have been ups and downs for three years, and he is in love every second, and no matter whether it is high or low, the people around him will suffer.

He smashed his own desk, Cen Xiao's desk, Shi Yongfu's desk, everyone's desk, a desk moved out of the warehouse, an old desk that no one else wanted...

"You really can't smash it anymore," Cen Xiao said seriously, "Now this table is made of the wreckage of the previous broken table. The superior has not allowed us to apply for office equipment, so save it!"

"That's it!" Shi Yongfu was holding a bag of instant noodles in his hand, "sucking and sucking" eating, "Boss, look at me, my stainless steel lunch box was smashed by you, now I can only eat instant noodles Is it easy for me? Please control it, can we talk about a normal relationship?"

While talking, Shi Yongfu drank up the hot soup in the packaging bag in one go, and threw the disposable chopsticks and packaging bags into the sorting trash can, neatly.

You Zhengping looked at him suspiciously: "Aren't you too lazy to clean the lunch box when you use the packaged instant noodles?"

"..." Shi Yongfu hurriedly changed the subject, "It's not important, let's talk about Yu Hua's matter."

When You Zhengping heard the word "Yu Hua", he forgot about being too lazy to clean his lunch box, and said with a long sigh, "Tell me, is it because I earn too little and put him under too much pressure, causing an emotional crisis? Is he getting a divorce?"

Cen Xiao, who was drinking Coke on an empty stomach, rubbed his forehead helplessly. He shouldn't have gotten involved with You Zhengping's affairs from the very beginning. At the beginning, he just wanted to help his good brother get rid of the elders' pressure to marry him. When did he become what he is now?

About four years ago, when You Zhengping was only 21 years old, he lived a chic, reckless and frivolous life, and took his brothers to challenge various extreme sports when he was free. The young him lived the way everyone wanted.

The younger brothers envied You Zhengping, but the family was worried. Young people's temperaments were not settled down, and being playful was nothing, but could You Zhengping play something safe and normal?Every time he does extreme sports, the elders are worried to death.

At this time, one of You Zhengping's seven aunts and eight aunts suggested that this child hadn't been in a relationship for 21 years?For boys, it’s prudent to fall in love, and the words of girlfriends are much more useful than those of us elders.

So the family members began to introduce partners to You Zhengping frantically, and You Zhengping was dumbfounded. He, who pursued a free life, protested: "I haven't reached the legal marriage age yet, are you too anxious?"

Elders: "It's okay, it's okay to fall in love for two or three years and then get married."

The forced and helpless You Zhengping hopped his feet anxiously: "I don't like women, I like men!"

This is just an excuse he used to get the elders to stop their blind dates. Who knows that after the elders discussed it, they kindly said: "Then... do you like someone among your friends? If you like it, take it home. I see that Cen Xiao just..."

You Zhengping was terrified in an instant, he couldn't imagine that the group of younger brothers whom he brutally abused during training would become his partners, he shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no, I haven't met anyone I like yet!"

Elders: "You can't meet a good partner even if you go to those terrible extreme sports every day. Let us introduce you."

The elders are unrelenting, so even if you don’t like human beings, we can introduce you to a posture.

You Zhengping knew very well that blind dates couldn't be avoided, so he had an idea, since he couldn't refuse the elders, but he could make the blind date look down on him!

So You Zhengping said critically: "The type I like is...the opposite of my group of friends, educated, handsome than me, likes to wear suits, can speak at least five foreign languages, preferably domestic 985, 211 Graduated from college, a little older than me but not too much older, not in the system, with development prospects in the enterprise, and with a monthly salary that can support me in the future, people who look like social elites!"

The harsh conditions really made it difficult for the family members. When You Zhengping was delighted to praise his wit, his father, You Guodong, thought about it and said: "I have an old comrade in arms. He started his own business after retiring from the army, and he knows a lot. For a person from a big company, let me let him introduce you."

You Zhengping: "..."

You Guodong said in a majestic tone: "You are so demanding, I will put down my old face and introduce you to qualified people. If you dare not go then, hum!"

With a cold snort, You Guodong crushed two walnuts in his hand.

You Zhengping swallowed, and said with force: "Go, if you can help me find such a suitable person, of course I will go, but I don't know if they will take a fancy to me."

After speaking, he fled in despair, and discussed with his younger brothers what to do next.

Four years ago, Cen Xiao was just a stupefied young man who hadn't seen the hypocrisy of human beings and the impermanence of love, so he and his brothers racked their brains to help You Zhengping come up with ideas.

You Guodong was very efficient. He arranged a blind date the next day and asked You Zhengping to go on a blind date on the weekend, and said that he and his old comrades would also accompany him as introducers.

"That can't be done!" You Zhengping, who was planning to disturb Huang's blind date, hurriedly said, "If you go, will it be my blind date or you and your comrade-in-arms! If you follow me, you will not go!"

His attitude was very firm, and You Guodong had no choice but to repeatedly tell You Zhengping not to be late.

On the day of the blind date, You Zhengping arrived near the appointed restaurant an hour in advance, and used binoculars to observe the people coming and going in and out of the restaurant.

"Boss, what did you see after watching for a long time?" Shi Yongfu asked.

"I'm looking at the grade of the restaurant," You Zhengping explained in a low voice in Cen Xiao's off-road vehicle, "This is a very stylish Chinese restaurant, and being able to choose this restaurant means that my blind date must have very good taste. According to his preferences, behave in the opposite direction, so that he will reject me, it is not my responsibility that he looks down on me, hahahahaha!"

Cen Xiao said: "Boss, isn't it easy for you to let him reject you? The few of us cornered him in a corner and beat him up, so that he wouldn't be toad/toad/toad wanting to eat swan meat, and take the initiative to tell your parents that he can't afford it." OK?"

"Didn't you expect me to be my dad?" You Zhengping said through gritted teeth, "He was afraid that I would block him in advance, so he didn't even give me the other party's photo! He just told me the restaurant box number, I have to go to find out who the blind date is! "

Now the little brothers lost their minds and looked at You Zhengping anxiously.

You Zhengping said: "It doesn't matter, I probably know that person's taste. I dress a little out of the mainstream, and my behavior is vulgar. He definitely doesn't like me."

After talking, a few people took out their mobile phones, searched the Internet for non-mainstream Shamat looks, and after flipping through a few photos, the younger brothers rushed to help You Zhengping change his look——

"You have to wear clothes with holes. I'll go to the nearby store to buy a pair of scissors and cut your pants and clothes into a beggar's outfit."

"Hair, washing, cutting and blow-drying colorful hair color is essential. Your hair is too short, it is difficult to wash, cut and blow-dry. Colorful can still be a challenge. I will go to the barber shop next door to buy color spray hair dye."

"Click your mouth when you eat, chew gum when you talk, I'll go buy gum."

"And wear flip-flops and scratch my belly! I'll go buy flip-flops and tickle scratchers."

"..."

"..."

The little brothers "hula" got out of the car to buy things, leaving You Zhengping dumbfounded. What kind of situation are these stupid little brothers going to make of him?

The younger brothers came back to transform You Zhengping with their favorite props, with kind smiles on their faces and sincerity in their eyes, and they were trying to help You Zhengping with their own wisdom.

"Fuck, you guys are trying to torment me on purpose, aren't you? Cen Xiao, put down that spray gun for me, if you touch my hair, I'll kill you!" You Zhengping yelled helplessly under the siege of his younger brothers.

"Scratching is a tool for a blind date, right? Why are you scratching the soles of my feet?"

You Zhengping struggled fiercely, and the off-road vehicle parked on the side of the road vibrated violently under the efforts of several people.

You Zhengping has already realized at this moment that these younger brothers are not trying to help him at all, but are taking the opportunity to play tricks on him!You Zhengping rushed to the car door helplessly, at this moment Cen Xiao said: "The door is welded to me, You Zhengping must not get out of the car today. Hehehe, boss, we are doing this for your own good!"

The car door was tightly locked, and You Zhengping struggled to open the car window, trying to escape through the car window.

As soon as he poked his head out of the car window, Shi Yongfu behind him cut open his newly bought trousers with scissors. You Zhengping shouted: "Are you human? I just wore my new trousers for the first time today! Lighten up, My thigh is bleeding, help me!"

You Zhengping desperately crawled towards the car window, trying to escape from the clutches of his younger brothers. At this moment, a tall figure stood in front of the car window. He held up his mobile phone and said to You Zhengping, who was calling for help, "Do you need help?"

There was a sudden silence in the car.

People outside the car saw You Zhengping being held down by two people through the car window, and there were two remaining people, one was scratching the bottom of his feet with an itch, and the other cut open his pants with scissors.

"Please stop your behavior, or I will call the police." The outsider turned the phone over, the screen was facing the crowd, and the number displayed on the screen was exactly "110".

You Zhengping opened his mouth wide, looking at that man's handsome and righteous face foolishly, his mind went blank, he only saw those sexy lips opening and closing, and couldn't hear what the man was saying at all.

"I, I, I, we were just joking," Cen Xiao hurriedly said, "We are brothers, and he... lost in the truth or dare game and is being punished."

"Is it true?" The outsider asked You Zhengping seriously.

"Hey," You Zhengping smirked, "What's your name?"

"My name is Yu Hua, is what they said true? If it's threatening you, don't be afraid, I will help you." Yu Hua's deep eyes looked at You Zhengping, giving him endless courage.

"What a threat!" Cen Xiao said brokenly, "He bullied us every day, and finally got a chance to get revenge, and he was treated as a criminal!"

To prove his innocence, Cen Xiao took out his phone and opened the photo album. There were countless photos of You Zhengping stepping on them. Cen Xiao showed Yu Hua one by one, proving that they were indeed a group of bad friends.

Yu Hua nodded hesitantly, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood. But... come on, try not to use murder weapons, you may accidentally injure your friends when struggling."

Shi Yongfu threw the scissors aside, raised his hands and said, "I swear I will only scratch with tickles in the future."

"I'm bothering you." Yu Hua apologized to several people outside the car, and after getting everyone's understanding, he walked past the car.

You Zhengping's neck followed Yu Hua's movement, and when half of his body leaned out of the car window, he was dragged back by a few bad friends.

Cen Xiao said weakly: "It's hard to find an opportunity to teach you a lesson, and you are still regarded as a criminal, which is boring."

Several younger brothers also put down their tools in frustration.

You Zhengping was stunned for a while, "hehe" smirked twice, and patted Cen Xiao's shoulder in the driver's seat: "Your colorful spray paint, spray it on for me."

Cen Xiao's eyes widened: "Your head can be broken, but can't the shape of your hair be messed up?"

"But I..." You Zhengping glanced out the car window again, "I seem to have fallen in love at first sight... No, I have to ruin this blind date. After today's meal is over, help me find that person!"

Since the boss fell in love with the passers-by at first sight, he made up his mind to mess up the Huang's blind date situation, and the younger brothers worked together to turn You Zhengping into a non-mainstream killer.

You Zhengping, with colorful hair and a holey outfit trimmed with scissors, stepped on flip-flops, scratched his abdominal muscles with his hands, chewed gum, and walked into the appointed room with his figure splayed.

In order to pretend to be unqualified, he blew a huge bubble when he entered the door. The bubble blocked his view, and You Zhengping didn't see who was waiting in the box.

But it doesn't matter, no matter who the person he is on a blind date with today, You Zhengping will make the other person dissatisfied with him.

He blew bubbles in his mouth and stepped on the table.

"Boom!" The biggest bubble burst, You Zhengping chewed the gum back into his mouth, and said to his blind date: "You are my..."

"Hi!" You Zhengping took a deep breath when he saw the other person's face, and the chewing gum stuck in his throat.

"Are you okay?" The blind date hurriedly handed over a glass of water.

His concerned eyes were exactly the same as when he asked You Zhengping outside the car just now if he needed help, gentle and brave, full of the light of justice.

"Cough, cough, cough!" You Zhengping finally spit out the gum by drinking water and coughing frantically.

He stared at Yu Hua, took a deep breath, stretched out five fingers and said: "Forget everything that happened after I entered the door just now, give me 5 minutes!"

After saying that, You Zhengping ran out of the box in embarrassment. He ran too hastily when he was about to leave, and his flip-flops twisted. He dragged his sprained leg and limped towards the bathroom.

Yu Hua looked at his back, sat back on his seat, and couldn't help laughing as he recalled what happened just now.

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Digression: Lanqing thinks that instant noodles are best eaten in instant noodle bags! ! !

Today there are 300 red envelopes as usual, see you tomorrow at 12:3 noon, I love you all, okay (づ￣[-]￣)づ╭?～

Chapter 3

You Zhengping hurried to the bathroom to meet up with the younger brothers, who probed their heads and asked, "How did you scare your blind date?"

"Shut up!" You Zhengping patted the back of the talking boy's head, "Hurry up and get me a normal set of clothes and hair, my God, what are we going to do with this colorful hair!"

The younger brothers are stupefied by the moody boss, one second they want to disturb the blind date, the next second they are ready to grow old with the blind date, the boss's temper, the summer rain, come when you say it.

Cen Xiao glanced at the faucet in the bathroom, and quickly winked at Shi Yongfu. Shi Yongfu quickly blocked the bathroom door to prevent outsiders from entering the bathroom.

"Boss, control your temper." Cen Xiao pointed to the heat-sensitive faucet, and all the faucets were dripping water.

You Zhengping hurriedly calmed down, not letting his special ability affect the surroundings.

He is the one with the strongest abilities among the guardians but also the most difficult to control. In order to stabilize his emotions and control his abilities well, You Zhengping challenged various extreme sports after the closed training. He needs to experience various extreme emotions. Control supernatural powers.

You Zhengping has experienced the despair of imminent death, the fear of the unknown, the anxiety of the death of teammates, and other extreme emotions of joy and sorrow. In order to control himself well, he will experience all the emotions he has tried.His parents only saw him doing extreme sports, but they didn't know that You Zhengping had stayed alone in a dark house for more than a month.

He knows that he is a double-edged sword, and he must overcome all difficulties to fully master this sword.

He had already succeeded in the first place, but all his previous efforts were wasted after a blind date.

I have experienced all kinds of emotions, but I have never been in love.

A group of young men hurriedly jumped out of the bathroom window to find clothes. They were well-trained and vigorous, and returned within 5 minutes to help You Zhengping prepare a suit, tie and leather shoes.

"I really can't do anything about my hair," Shi Yongfu said, "Why don't you use a wig to deal with it, I found a wig that is most similar to your previous hairstyle."

After a few people's hard work, You Zhengping finally calmed down, and the faucet stopped automatically flowing water.

Cen Xiao opened the bathroom door and gave You Zhengping a thumbs up: "Boss, come on and take him down, you can do it!"

You Zhengping felt that the suit on his body seemed to be turned into armor, so he nodded to his younger brothers, straightened his tie and wig, and walked out with an expression as if he wanted to conquer the entire universe.

As soon as he left the bathroom, several younger brothers collapsed on the ground in fright. The boss's love talk gave rise to a sense of crisis of a world war.

You Zhengping glanced at his watch, he had promised Yu Hua 5 minutes, but it took 15 minutes, and he didn't know if Yu Hua got impatient and left.

He took a deep breath, opened the box door, and saw that Yu Hua had already taken off his suit jacket and was wearing a dark gray shirt. He was holding a teapot full of classic flavor with his strong knuckles, and was pouring tea into two teacups.

After pouring the tea, Yu Hua put down the teapot and turned to look at You Zhengping who was standing by the door. He didn't ask him what he had been doing for so long, and he didn't care about his contrasting attire. He smiled and said, "You're back."

At that moment, You Zhengping heard the loud sound of his heart beating to his throat.

"Plop", "Puff".

He followed Yu Hua to his seat in a daze, and Yu Hua handed over the menu and said, "I don't know what you like to eat, I just ordered some cold dishes and pastries, and I'll wait for you to order the main course when you come back."

You Zhengping couldn't see what was written on the menu at all, so he ordered a few dishes randomly.

While waiting for the dishes, the two drank tea and chatted.

Yu Hua said frankly: "I originally came here today to refuse a blind date."

You Zhengping covered his heart, and told himself secretly, control it, you must control it, once the supernatural power goes berserk, Yu Hua will be injured!

Probably because the desire to protect Yu Hua gained the upper hand, You Zhengping forcibly held back and listened patiently to Yu Hua's story.