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After a day's class, Wen Youxing felt backache and back pain, and moved his hands and feet. He was about to go to the school cafeteria with Song Ziqian for dinner, when An Jiuge ran in waving a stack of papers.

"Guess who will win the English test this time!" An Jiuge stood on the podium with his hands on his hips like a teacher, "If you guess right today, I'll eat shit on the spot!"

The whole class gasped in disgust, "I guess Great God Song!" Yang Yuzhen answered first, "I think it's Huanxin." Wang Zhengmei followed.

Later, more and more people guessed, but An Jiuge shook his head, so Le Zhenghong said, "An Jiuge, you won't play tricks on us, do you? Don't you want to eat shit!" The whole class roared with laughter.

An Jiuge gave Le Zhenghong a big roll of his eyes, "You all didn't guess it right, so I will definitely shake my head."

Wen Youxing thought they were really boring, but the whole class guessed everything they could, but An Jiuge said no, "Could it be..."

"Wen Youxing." Wen Youxing wanted to guess An Jiuge himself, but before he finished speaking, Song Ziqian said three words indifferently, An Jiuge slapped hard on the podium, extremely excited He said, "Yes! It's You Xing! Full score! A perfect score of 150! You Xing, are you sure you are a scumbag???"

Wen Youxing's English score has always been one of the best in junior high school. If it wasn't for the science that dragged him down, he would have been in the top ten of the whole grade. The problem is his science, which is simply horrible.

Because each test is taken for the first time after being promoted to high school, the students in the class are not very thorough about the grades of all the students. Wen Youxing, who got perfect marks, felt that there were too many gods in their class.

Everyone was still immersed in the perfect score and didn't come back to their senses, then they heard Song Dashen say in a very cold tone, "Remember to pretend to be shit for him to eat."

Wen Youxing couldn't help laughing, it turns out that Song Ziqian can also joke, in his eyes Song Ziqian has always been cold and unkind.

"I'm just joking...Hey! Seriously! Help!" An Jiuge wanted to run, but was lifted up by a group of students, "Help me, You Xing! You really have the heart to watch me go eat Shit???" They carried An Jiuge just in front of Wen Youxing, Wen Youxing said a word of patience, so An Jiuge was carried into the toilet, as for whether he had eaten shit, it would have to be asked in the evening The self-study An Jiuge.

Wen Youxing went to the cafeteria with Song Ziqian bouncing around, while Liu Xu here was having a headache for correcting the test paper, "Isn't this kid the one with perfect English scores?" Teacher Li took a glass of water and approached Liu Xu With an unbelievable expression on his face, he only scored 36 points in mathematics despite the full score in English. "Mr. Liu, your student is very serious about partial subjects." Teacher Li said again with a smile.

Liu Xu sighed, "Oh, don't mention it, this kid doesn't do well in mathematics, but he is very smart." Listening to Liu Xu's words, all the teachers burst into laughter.

"Ms. Liu, this Wen Youxing's liberal arts is really one of the best. Take a look." Wen Youxing's Chinese teacher in his class showed Liu Xu the corrected test paper. It's not just a little bit of pain anymore, and Wen Youxing's Chinese test paper is almost a perfect score.It's just that three points were deducted for the composition, "How did this kid learn?" Teacher Chen at the next table glanced at it and almost spit out the water he drank.

"Hey, Mr. Wang, have you approved your history?" Everyone is now eager to know Wen Youxing's historical achievements, "There is also politics, please let us have a look." Teacher Sun said.

Teacher Sun glanced at several teachers speechlessly, but took out Wen Youxing's test paper first and corrected it, "Politics 137." After Teacher Sun finished speaking, Teacher Wang adjusted his glasses and said, "History 147."

"Hahaha, I think this kid doesn't need management, and he should be able to take a book by relying on liberal arts." Teacher Chen joked with a sip of tea.

"That can't be done. If you can keep up with science, you can win the provincial champion." Teacher Zhao continued to correct the Chinese test papers there without looking back.

"That's right, you have to train this student teacher well." Teacher Wang also said, Liu Xu gave them a big white eye, and he thought it was time to treat Wen Youxing's partiality.