Boss, take it!

Yan Yang took out the orange juice from the refrigerator, poured a glass, and was drinking it.

My mother laughed so hard that she drool, took a breath and continued: "The rapist said that his bum was several meters long, but the police didn't believe it, so he asked him to take off his pants, but his bum demolished the police station, so the rapist escaped... …Hahaha……"

As soon as he looked up, Fang Junyan was sitting opposite Yan Yang. Yan Yang couldn't help but look under him. Before the brain waves returned, he sprayed Fang Junyan in the face.

after dinner.

Mom and Aunt Shelley made an appointment to go shopping, leaving Yan Yang and Fang Junyan.

It always made Yan Yang feel unsafe for the two of them to stay in the house, so he also ran out afterwards, Fang Junyan followed him, wherever he went, Fang Junyan followed.

Thinking of what his mother said just now, and glanced at Fang Junyan beside him, Yan Yang couldn't help laughing.

Fang Junyan frowned and glanced sideways, knowing that Yan Yang was thinking wrong, and said in a deep voice, "Don't laugh!"

Yan Yang took advantage of the situation and wrote a poem: "Someone waved his JJ, goodbye to the police station!"

"Heh..." Fang Junyan sneered, bent his arms, and wrapped his arms around Yan Yang's shoulders, "Then do you want to try it later?"

"Wow, it's all over here, I'm going to find my mother!"

Yan Yang felt that something was wrong, so he pretended to be crazy, bent over Fang Junyan's body, and ran in the opposite direction.

The following week, yellow rainstorms hit.

Under the advice of his mother, Yan Yang took an umbrella to work every day.

You can take one and throw one away.

Yan Yang couldn't bear it anymore, so he had to find the handsome guy at the front desk to settle the score. The handsome guy at the front desk was very soft, and he looked like the younger brother of a national. Where did you go? I lost three umbrellas!"

The handsome guy at the front desk tilted his head and said, "The umbrellas are all here, you can look for them."

Isn't this talking nonsense?Yan Yang had nowhere to vent his anger: "I searched for it many times, but I didn't see my umbrella!"

The handsome guy at the front desk shrugged: "Then I can't help you. There is no monitoring here, so I can't help you."

Yan Yang was very annoyed, but there was nothing he could do, so he was speechless, bit the bullet and went home in the rain.

Fang Junyan would wait for him downstairs at his company at this moment. The dark gray Mercedes parked on the side of the road was extremely eye-catching, and Yan Yang would just ignore him every time.

"It's raining so heavily, get in the car, I'll drop by." Fang Junyan was like a mangy dog, entangled him tightly.

He had already returned his credit card to Fang Junyan. Money is not everything to Yan Yang, he has dignity, so he doesn't want to be Fang Junyan's long-term girlfriend!

"I'm not on my way. Bye."

Yan Yang didn't bother to ride in a luxury car, and passed by Fang Junyan without looking back, even if it was raining, he became a dog in the water.

On the fourth day, it was still pouring rain.

Yan Yang thought of a way, which is to put a small label on the umbrella.

The label reads: The umbrella has its own GPS & fingerprint recognition. If someone takes the umbrella by mistake, the anti-theft system will be activated and the alarm will be activated. [ps: The thief gave birth to a son without an ass hole! ! ! 】

It's vicious enough to write like this!

Half an hour before get off work, Yan Yang went to the front desk to take a look, and the umbrella was put there intact.

As soon as Mo Yao entered the company's gate, she glanced at the umbrella with the label on it, and said with a sneer, "Oh, childish!"

When it was time to get off work, Yan Yang hurried to the front desk, but the umbrella was stolen again.