Eros might be a sea king

Nakahara Nakaya unceremoniously avoided Dazai Osamu's hand caressing the boy's hair, and then pointed the hair at the mackerel who was looking at him with dull eyes.

The two are now facing each other like the tip of a needle.

"Tsk. I just came here, Chuya. But I don't have the heart to tease you now."

"Huh? What are you talking about, bastard?! There are many things that have not been settled with you, and today we just got together, Dazai."

The fist of the red-haired young man mercilessly swung at Osamu Dazai, but Osamu Dazai relied on his familiarity with Chuya in the Central Plains in the past, and defended the vital point at the critical moment.

"Cut. I don't want to be beaten up by other men in front of Mr. Lin. Especially with such a short man." A certain mackerel perfectly interpreted what it means to "make a fine work, dance wildly in a minefield" at this moment.

"Dazai, you—"

Coincidentally, Zhong Yuanzhong also dislikes being mentioned the word "short" in front of Xing Guanglin.

This is probably the male state in courtship.

I always want to show my most beautiful feathers as much as possible for the other party to watch.

The two are still fighting each other, and they are aiming at each other's face strangely.

Maybe they subconsciously recognize each other's beauty so much that they can't wait to destroy their humanity, so as to save them from causing serious trouble in the future.

But Dazai Osamu's physical skills are not as good as the non-human Nakahara Chuya, but fortunately he still has a brain that is very wise and close to a monster——

"Chuya, it's not good to kill me now."

Osamu Dazai started to activate the secret technique: "Devil's Whisper".

Central Plains Zhong also received several debuffs in an instant - "Chaos, Weakness, Armor Break".

"So, if Chuya lynched me now... he would be labeled as a traitor." Osamu Dazai's expression was a bit awkward.

Of course, this must be from the perspective of the gravity user.

Zhong Yuanzhong also squinted his eyes in displeasure, "So you bastard is here to ambush me from the beginning?"

Osamu Dazai didn't answer aloud, but raised his eyebrows provocatively, the meaning was self-evident.

Zhong Yuanzhong also used his strongest restraint to stop beating the opponent, but he also discovered something unusual——

For example, Osamu Dazai had already uncuffed himself before he came.

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at the boy with platinum hair.

The biggest reason for this is probably Xingguang Rin, for whom Dazai Osamu gave up the pre-planned plan in an instant.

why?

They have a good relationship?So much so that Xingguang Lin didn't hesitate to take risks to come here to rescue that mackerel?

It made him look like a villain.

Thinking of this, Zhongyuan Zhong became even more upset.

So, what are the "those words" that person said to him before?

Just when the atmosphere was strangely deadlocked, Osamu Dazai started acting like a demon again, "Speaking of which, a certain slug is really lucky, if I hadn't opened the handcuffs myself, I could have designed Chuya to imitate the young lady. "

Unexpectedly, the person who reacted the most when hearing this sentence was not the person concerned, but Xing Guanglin who had been eating melons and pretending to be dead just now.

He looked at the red-haired young man with regret in his eyes, and then showed a subtle expression of regret.

Hey, I knew he would come later.

Mr. Nakaya's inner horoscope cosplay...

regret.

Don't ask, I regret it very much.

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai have been paying attention to each other all the time, so they are naturally aware of Hoshika Rin's unusual resentment.

The former is unbelievable, while the latter has started to use his brain again.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai looked very much like King Zhou You who smiled for the Pomeranians and played the feudal lords. He pulled Zhongyuan Zhongya aside and began to mutter and enumerate the various dark histories of the other party. At the end, he patted Gravity on the shoulder and said kindly: "So Let's ask Chuya to act "for us" as the daughter of the inner character. "

Osamu Dazai emphasized the words "for us".

He obviously knows how to use the art of language "to make a beautiful woman smile", and at the same time give "all kinds of mental blows to a short rival".

On the forehead of Zhongyuan Zhongye, a "well" character almost materialized——

Bastard, he's not some comedian!

Also, as long as the melon-eating boy eats melons quietly, don't look at him with such sparkling expectant eyes, okay!

"Mr. Chuya... Is it really not possible?" Xing Guanglin asked quietly, staring at the other party without blinking.

"... Now is not the time to do such a thing." The voice of the red-haired young man was not at all as strong as it was when he faced Osamu Dazai. He replied dryly, even with a hint of inexplicable guilt that he had not fulfilled the other party's wish.

So, what is he guilty of? !

Central Plains Chuya, who is in love at the beginning, has a double standard that is frightening.

Ah.

What a simple slug.

Osamu Dazai twitched the corners of his mouth without a smile, ready to evacuate here and take the person he likes to live a beautiful world of two.

But I didn't want to hear footsteps again at this time——

Come, Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Xing Guanglin's eyelids twitched uncontrollably, feeling that this scene was full of déjà vu.

He recalled carefully, and finally found the source——

Isn't this the upgraded version of his previous contract with [Mariko, Akashi, Tosi] hotel...

The four of them looked at each other in blank dismay, and the atmosphere took a turn for the worse again.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked at the boy in front of him, and said coldly, "It's you."

Xing Guanglin nodded expressionlessly, with a blank look on his face.

That's right, it's me.

I'm the one you once called "nasty, shameless".

By now, Akutagawa Ryunosuke has almost realized that he does not actually have the "supernatural power" of Starlight Rin.

He had secretly observed around the detective agency many times, and he had naturally seen Mr. Dazai touching him intimately.

Of course, he saw the opponent's face.

It was a face perfectly suitable for love at first sight.

If the other party didn't wear a mask and sunglasses when they met for the first time, then Ryunosuke Akutagawa would even be like Nakahara Nakaya who was drunk...

She suspects that she is actually a deeply hidden dog.

Is it love at first sight? Most people fall in love at first sight.

But love for a long time may not be so noble——

Because falling in love with each other often means... at first glance, you don't like the other person, right?

Now Akutagawa Ryunosuke's inner world is very similar to [Hong Kong Black and White Album], it's probably like this, you taste, you taste——

"Why is this so……

For the first time, there was someone I respected and was dedicated to (Osamu Dazai), and then there was someone I cared about very much (Starlight Rin).

Two happy things overlap and are supposed to bring more happiness.

It was supposed to be a dreamlike happy time, but...why did it turn out like this...」

If you don’t know the stalk of “white album”, you can also say that it is very similar to the X circle——

The girlfriends of my fans actually openly messed with Lily.

It's too difficult, Akutagawa Ryunosuke is really too difficult.

At this time, Nakahara Chuya briefly explained to Akutagawa what happened. Osamu Dazai has mastered too many secrets of the port mafia, and he cannot move now.

A look of relief appeared on Xing Guanglin's face.

He naturally hopes that everyone can coexist peacefully, especially...the cabbage in the field.

No matter how you look at it, everyone in this room may have something to do with his "Arrow of Destiny", and it would be a bit troublesome for anyone to be injured and die.

So, you must get along well.

Today's God of Eros still made an unknown bad speech in his heart.

This is probably the "strongest king" in the Shura field.

.

Nakahara Chuya explained that the bug aura of a certain God of Love at the top of the food chain in the Shura field allowed Osamu Dazai and Xingguang Rin to leave the prison easily.

They are now walking down the bustling streets.

Eating, shopping, chatting, this kind of time-wasting behavior is dating in the popular sense.

It's not that ridiculous.

Osamu Dazai thought casually, he even wanted to hold the other's hand, or put his hand on the other's thin shoulders.He once read in a book that the best height difference between couples is 10cm, and he and Mr. Rin——

It just happened to be yo.

But it's not okay for me to be the only one going crazy.

With a smile on his lips, the black-haired young man suggested to the young man beside him, "Mr. Rin, let's go to the movies together."

"Mr. Dazai is the birthday star today, so it is natural to say. What movie is it?"

""Trojan War" oh~"

"…it is good."

Trojan War……

Is it a coincidence?

The two came to the cinema.

Then they were distributed popcorn for couples, drinks for couples, 3D glasses for couples, and peripherals for couple movies.

Of course, the seats are also pre-planned couple seats.

Facing Xingguang Rin's questioning eyes, Osamu Dazai didn't panic at all, "I want the surroundings of this couple! Rin-kun wouldn't mind doing the birthday boy a favor?"

"... Dazai-kun is happy."

Hold on, it's his birthday today.

Osamu Dazai frowned and said, "Then let's go check the tickets."

The movie has already begun.

The actress who plays Helen is indeed glamorous, but can this ordinary beauty in this world really induce the country to launch a thousand warships?

That expensive smile that can launch a thousand warships should be more than just that.

Osamu Dazai didn't know exactly how beautiful the legendary Helen was, but he was sure that it must not be as beautiful as the person beside him.

Hey, Rin-kun.

What kind of existence are you who are more beautiful than Helen?

Eliminating the impossible, as unbelievable as it may be, may be the only real answer.

The plot in the movie has entered the "Wedding Banquet Golden Apple".

Osamu Dazai leaned his body slightly closer to the people around him, and asked in a hoarse voice: "Which of these three goddesses do you think is the most beautiful, Mr. Rin? If it is Mr. Rin, who will you give the golden apple to?"

Because it was a couple's seat, the breath of the black-haired youth almost infiltrated Xing Guanglin's auricles, bringing an uncontrollable numbness.

Even gods have extra sensitive parts.

Cupid opened a little distance.

His eyelashes drooped slightly, casting a fan-shaped shadow on the eyelids, hiding most of his emotions.

In the "Eternal God Realm", the only real existence of the three goddesses is "Aphrodite".

The other two goddesses do not exist.

Osamu Dazai asked him like this...

If Sonoko Suzuki raised such a question, he might really just be discussing the plot of the movie.But if the target is Osamu Dazai—

Today, many things can no longer be measured by mere coincidence.

Terrible.

this human.

Xing Guanglin's pale eyes gradually became brighter, he didn't answer immediately, but instead asked, "If it's Mr. Dazai, who would you choose to give it to?"

"I'll give it to Rin-kun."

Xingguang glanced at the other party, and then turned his gaze back to the screen.

Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders, and didn't seem to mind that the other party didn't answer his question.

Next, the plot of the movie has entered the final stage.

Beautiful Helen is about to be possessed.

Such a picture is nothing to an adult, and Osamu Dazai might not even lift his eyelids in the past.

However, today is a little different.

Probably, it was because there was one more person beside him.

If it is Rin-kun, you must use the back-entry type, right?

The black-haired young man's eyes were pitch black, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised.

Looking at that face, I'm afraid... I won't last long.

"Rin-kun, I'm going to the bathroom."

"it is good."

……

……

The movie has finished playing, but Osamu Dazai has not come back for a long time.

Xing Guanglin looked down at his watch and frowned slightly.

This person, too long, right?

What the hell did you do?

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