The scumbags all knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

On the way back, the system asked Lu Xiaoke, "Why do you like teasing him so much?"

Lu Xiaoke walked with difficulty on crutches: "Teasing him is very interesting, just like teasing you."

Whether teasing me is the same as teasing him, or teasing him is the same as teasing me, this sentence twirled around on the tip of the tongue, the system didn't ask this, but asked something else: "What's so interesting."

Lu Xiaoke's eyes darkened, but his tone was still brisk: "Maybe it's because you don't have anyone you like, so you don't understand the feeling of joy when you see him, and you feel safe when you talk to him, and then you see him blushing." I just feel very happy, I want him to blush more, and also, I like to see him at a loss, like to see him cautiously want to attack me but dare not, the key is that I know all this because He likes me."

The system choked up: "You two met for the second time, how do you know he likes you."

"He can only like me." Lu Xiaoke suddenly paused, gritted his teeth and said fiercely, startled the system, but when it wanted to take a closer look, Lu Xiaoke had already lowered his head slightly, his face was calm, Walking forward slowly, he said with a smile in his voice for a long time, "I just know that he only likes me. I may not be able to wait."

The system felt that he was a bit weird, but felt sore in his heart, and the weirdness was suppressed: "Okay."

When mentioning someone, Lu Xiaoke's voice is always much gentler: "Actually, when you really like someone, you will find that as long as you are with him, no matter what you say or do, you will be very calm and peaceful, even two people It won’t be embarrassing if we all do our own things. For example, I sit on the sofa and play with my mobile phone, and he sits on the carpet next to him to work. Kind of, um, very happy."

"Snacks?" The system suddenly said, "Is it the previous system?" Although Lu Xiaoke doesn't dislike eating, he still seldom eats snacks.

Lu Xiaoke didn't speak, but his feet were much faster. He was only wearing socks on the other foot, and it was difficult to find balance on one foot while relying on crutches. When he stepped on a small stone, his center of gravity became unstable and he fell forward.

"Be careful!" Just before the system reacted, Lu Xiaoke was caught by a black shadow, and he was stunned for a moment when he raised his face, staring at the man and biting his lip.

"You stand still, I don't have much time." After the system helped him to stand still, he immediately disappeared on the spot.

Lu Xiaoke stood under the sun, motionless and did not speak.

System: "What's wrong with you, did it scare you?"

Lu Xiaoke shook his head, didn't ask him why he suddenly anthropomorphized, but only said: "It's impossible that you didn't look in the mirror when you were on vacation before."

System: "Yes."

Lu Xiaoke said eagerly: "Show me your photo."

The black face of the system: "I'm not that ugly, do I scare you?"

Lu Xiaoke shouted: "Show me!"

Seeing that he was about to get angry, the system could only follow his thoughts: "Okay, okay, don't worry, I have to simulate it."

Just when the figure was gradually outlined in his mind, Lu Xiaoke suddenly held his breath, because his system was unknown, he wanted to speak but chose not to speak.

Lu Xiaoke suddenly sniffed and forced a smile: "That's it, so it's like this, no wonder you didn't react when you saw them."

His voice was so low that the system didn't even understand what he said, but seeing his crying and laughing expression, he didn't know whether to ask or not.

Lu Xiaoke said coolly: "So you love me so much now." He fell in love so much that he became the one I like again.

"!" The system is a bit awkward, "What did you say?"

Lu Xiaoke raised the corner of his eyes: "Anthropomorphic!"

The system reluctantly justified: "It's only a few seconds, the main system won't detect it, I'm afraid you will get hurt, and the progress of the task completion will be prolonged."

Lu Xiaoke snorted coldly: "I didn't feel that the progress was delayed before, why are you in a hurry now?"

The system paused for a moment, and felt that it was better to give him a thorough investigation, and prepared mentally: "I may not be able to take you with me in the next world. I have something wrong, and I have to go back for repairs..."

"Whether you take me with you or not, whether you want to check it or not is not your decision, nor the company's decision, but mine, so when and why you go back, you have to look at me, and you don't have to think about anything else. "Lu Xiaoke is especially domineering, "If you have the ability to fuck me, even if you fuck me a hundred times a thousand times, you won't be able to go back!"

System: "..." Is there a necessary connection between the two?

*****

After returning, Cen Hanyi was looking at the computer when he heard a voice and glanced up at him, the keyboard was banging: "Send it over?"

"Hmm." Lu Xiaoke's cheeks were a little red from the sun.

Cen Hanyi glanced at it from the corner of his eye, and said to him while typing: "There is freshly squeezed juice in the refrigerator, go and drink some, your voice is hoarse."

"Okay." There was a carpet on the floor, and Lu Xiaoke stepped on it barefoot after kicking off his shoes, "By the way, uncle, Uncle Zhuo said that he can act as an agent for your company."

"Acting as an agent for my company?" Cen Hanyi raised his face, "Why?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to expand your business before, and you didn't have anyone you trust to negotiate and bid? I think Uncle Zhuo is pretty good. He knows the basics." He limped and walked over slowly, sat on the back of the sofa and drank a big sip of iced drink, "You can ask Uncle Zhuo for details."

"Don't ask, he can't." Cen Hanyi seemed to be replying to emails, browsing faster than Lu Xiaoke could read novels.

"Why?" Lu Xiaoke asked, "Why, you still don't trust Uncle Zhuo?"

"It's not a relationship of trust or disbelief. He is a soldier. Do you understand that a soldier is not allowed to engage in business? How can I hire him?" Cen Hanyi said with a look of disregard for your child.

Lu Xiaoke squinted at him: "Maybe they will do it for you without money."

"Then I can't have him anymore." Cen Hanyi said casually.

"And why?" Lu Xiaoke stood up, ready to go back to take a nap.

"What do I want a fool to come back for?" Cen Han didn't even raise his head, "I don't want money, I'm losing money."

"..." Lu Xiaoke had nothing to say, "Then I don't care, you just reject Uncle Zhuo when the time comes."

Even though Cen Hanyi is 33 years old this year, she always lives a life isolated from the outside world. Besides work, she still thinks about work. If it weren't for her high IQ, she would really look like a junior high school student, and she just happens to look alike.

He glanced back at today's Cen Hanyi's pajamas full of SpongeBob SquarePants' smiling faces, and almost laughed out loud.

Give Zhuo. Fool. Uncle some wax.

After returning to the room, Lu Xiaoke put down his iced drink and moved more slowly, he could compete with the snail for the last place.

System: "Foot pain? Just sprained?"

Lu Xiaoke didn't say yes or no, and asked: "My foot hurts, will you anthropomorphize and rub it for me?"

System: "...I can help you exchange point cards, anyway, it should be ready now, no one will notice."

"I don't want it." Lu Xiaoke's temper was stronger than that of a donkey. Seeing his frown in pain, the system worried, "You..."

Lu Xiaoke sat on the bed and began to undress.

system:"!"

After changing into pajamas, Lu Xiaoke got into the bed directly, covered his head with the quilt full of anger, and planned to go to sleep directly. Although it was indeed lunch break time, the system also knew that he was throwing a temper tantrum.

The system asked in a low voice: "Are you okay, I didn't mess with you."

Lu Xiaoke snorted coldly: "A straight steel man will never find a boyfriend."

"..." What do you mean, the system's forehead is full of question marks, "I really can't, the main system will find out after a long time."

"I don't have to anthropomorphize you." Lu Xiaoke's angry voice changed.

"?" The system felt that it had turned into a strange circle, "Then what do you want?"

"An attitude, I just want you to have an attitude, will this be discovered by the main system?" Lu Xiaoke grabbed the quilt, as if grabbing the flesh of the system.

Seeing him clenching his whitish fingers, suddenly thinking of the touch of that soft little body in his arms just now, the system: "What kind of attitude do you want, just tell me and I'll give it to you."

"Then do you want to sleep with me?" Lu Xiaoke asked suddenly.

The system blushed: "What kind of attitude is this?"

Lu Xiaoke insisted on asking the answer, and asked with a heavier voice: "Will you or not?"

The system asked back: "Don't you have a boyfriend, you are sorry for him."

Lu Xiaoke said: "I asked you if you would like to, but I didn't ask you to sleep with me right now. This is the attitude."

The system was about to be defeated by him, and I wanted to talk about other divergent topics, but seeing him pouted as if he was being bullied, he couldn't bear to say: "Okay, I'm willing, this is what you want attitude? Then can you not be angry now? "

Lu Xiaoke then asked: "Then do you like me?"

This time the system is considered to know his routine, anyway, it's just talking about it, and it doesn't have to be really responsible.

It said decisively: "I like it, you are the favorite among these hosts."

But instead of showing a proud smile, Lu Xiaoke asked cautiously with a dignified expression: "Then do you love me? You love me so much that you want to be with me even if you are discovered, and you want to be with me even if you are remade." The kind of love with me?"

The system froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "Is this an attitude? This attitude is really serious. Would you believe me if I told you?"

Lu Xiaoke nodded immediately, nodding so seriously: "Believe it, as long as you tell me, I will believe it."

The system was completely stunned and didn't speak for a long time. Just when Lu Xiaoke was about to fall asleep in disappointment, the system suddenly said: "Love, I will be formatted until tomorrow, and I will even be destroyed. I love you very much, love you more than what you said."

Lu Xiaoke: "Then does this love reach that level, the perverted possessiveness, the level of wanting to be with me no matter whether I am dead or alive?"

The system turned completely cold: "What exactly do you want to say?"

Lu Xiaoke suddenly collapsed again, he shouted: "Is there any!"

System: "Who do you think I am?"

In an instant, Lu Xiaoke burst into tears, clutching the quilt tightly, and asked almost beggingly: "Is there, is there a love that always wants me to be by your side no matter what happens in the future?! Is there any love?" !!"

The system calms down first: "Calm down, okay?"

"Not good." Lu Xiaoke threw off the quilt, rolled on the bed suddenly, and asked every word almost hysterically, "Just answer yes or no!"

The system was forced by him to have no other chance to answer, and said almost subconsciously: "Yes, yes, I have, no matter what happens, whether you love me or not, and whether you are happy or not, I will force you. At worst, we die together, do you think this level is enough!!"

Lu Xiaoke, who was on the verge of mania, calmed down instantly, staring blankly at the ceiling: "Really?"

The system was afraid that something would happen to his wild thoughts and he would become as uncontrollable as before, so he replied almost without any hesitation: "Yes, yes, yes, I am, I am selfish and love you like this."

The corners of Lu Xiaoke's lips suddenly curled up slightly, he lay down unsteadily, and said in a good mood: "Okay, let's take a nap."

system:"……?"

Lu Xiaoke thought it was funny: "I said, do you really not know the symptoms of bipolar disorder, or because you were too worried that I would make mistakes in my busy schedule and didn't observe carefully, bipolar disorder has already yelled at you, maybe you will use it again Hit your head against the wall, anyway, it will definitely not look like me, besides, I have already given you a reminder, and I paused before I got up, you just didn’t notice it yourself.”

system:"……"

"Ah!" Lu Xiaoke asked, "You want to blame me?"

system:"……?"

Lu Xiaoke: "Are you blaming me for punishing you in your heart?"

The system does not speak.

Lu Xiaoke was wronged: "You love me so much, do you still have the heart to blame me?"

The system was full of resentment, and he was about to drive him crazy. Forget it, he sued Bai, and filed a resignation report. How to get along with each other, anyway, it is just a system, and it can't do what it wants , That's it, it broke the jar and said: "Okay, okay, I don't blame you, I love you, love you, love you, okay, ancestor, take a nap quickly, I beg you."

Listening to its distraught and even angry voice, Lu Xiaoke was even happier, and said good afternoon to it beautifully, and fell into a sweet dreamland.

"Mr. System, I'm going to sleep first. I love you so much~ I will definitely dream about you. After all, I finally came into contact with your digital doll. How can I not have some sexual dreams before the feeling subsides!"

Lu Xiaoke felt that he hadn't slept for a long time, dimly heard someone knocking on the door, turned over and fell asleep again.

The knock on the door stopped first, but it rang again after a while. Lu Xiaoke turned over and sat up, staring blankly at the door.

The system reminded: "Someone is knocking on the door." In fact, the doorbell was rang just now, but Lu Xiaoke fell asleep, and Cen Hanyi didn't know where he was, and no one opened it.

Lu Xiaoke limped out of the room in a daze as if sleepwalking, but Cen Hanyi was no longer in the living room.

Opening the door, the first thing I saw was Zhuo Zhuo, and then Zhuo Ye's face looking around. Lu Xiaoke was stunned and asked, "Uncle Zhuo, Brother Zhuo, why are you here?"

He was wearing an oversized cotton ball suit, about the length of his thighs. Because he was sleeping, he didn't wear anything on his lower body, and his two big white legs were dangling in front of Zhuoyou.

Zhuo Liang suddenly reacted, and blocked Lu Xiaoke behind him in a flash, his sight had nowhere to go, he could only stop on the door frame: "I, I'm here to give a sample."

"Small sample?" Lu Xiaoke was not fully awake yet, his head was in a daze, he tilted his head and stared at him with big eyes, and the heartbeat of the cute and outstanding Joyo immediately accelerated.

"Who is it?" A hoarse voice came from behind, Lu Xiaoke turned around, Cen Hanyi rubbed his eyes and was coming down the stairs, squinting his eyes and asked, "Why are you standing at the door, come in."

Lu Xiaoke subconsciously gave way when he heard the words, his ankles softened, and he almost fell down. Fortunately, he was caught by Zhuoyue, and the short moment of overweight and weightlessness made Lu Xiaoke's mind go blank for a second, and he immediately woke up. He rubbed his chest in fear: "Thank you, the left leg may have been used too frequently in the past two days, and it will soften from time to time."

He didn't have a cane and walked with a limp.

Zhuoyou frowned slightly: "Let's check it."

"Well, the doctor will come for a routine checkup tomorrow." He stood aside, wanting to let them in first, but before he could say anything, Zhuo Ye had already taken off his shoes and strode in, with a small basket in his hand, heading straight for Cen Hanyi. "Xinyi, I'm here to discuss with you about the company's agent."

Cen Hanyi was stunned for a while, then remembered that he had just mentioned this at noon, and refused again decisively: "No, thank you." After speaking, he glanced at Lu Xiaoke, "You guys talk, I'll go up first."

He yawned lazily, the corners of his eyes were red with teardrops.

Zhuo Ye hurriedly called him: "Wait a minute!"

Cen Hanyi turned her head, with a puzzled look on her face: "Is there anything else?"

In desperation, Zhuo Ye suddenly asked, "Today's butter sausage bread is delicious, do you have any more?"

Sure enough, Cen Hanyi has a specialization in surgery, Cen Hanyi's eyes suddenly lit up, and the tired look disappeared immediately, and he went downstairs: "Really, is it delicious, An An said that too much butter covered the taste of sausages .”

"No." Zhuo Ye said with an unnatural expression, "No, I still think it's just right. Butter bread and sausage are really delicious, but the cheese two days ago was also good, and there was chopped green onion and spicy meat floss. Isn’t that pretty good too, my favorite is the butter biscuits, one bite at a time, it’s easy to eat.”

Listening to Zhuo Ye's eloquent talk, Lu Xiaoke and Zhuo Zhuo were both stunned. Is Uncle Zhuo serious?

Really good body, good figure, self-willed!Isn't he worried about getting fat late?

Lu Xiaoke watched Cen Hanyi enter the kitchen with great interest, opened the refrigerator and took out jars of small biscuits and stuffed them into Zhuo Ye's arms: "Well, there is no spicy pork floss at home, next time I will let An An Send it over."

Zhuo Ye immediately said: "No, I'll just come here by myself, so that he won't have to run back and forth when his legs are bad. By the way, did you eat this cake two days ago? I think it's a bit sweet. You can see if you can improve it." .”

The corners of Cen Hanyi's mouth collapsed quickly: "What, why is it so sweet, this is the best one sold in the store feedback."

Zhuo Ye's smile gradually froze: "No, no, men and women accept different amounts of sugar. Usually, when you go to a dessert room, it is impossible for a woman to go in alone. There will always be a boyfriend by her side. If it is a girl who eats alone The words are so unattractive, but if men also order this one, it will be a bit sweet and tiresome. The boyfriend will not be happy eating it, and the girlfriend will also look bad. It may affect the relationship between the two of you. I think You can have a set meal for couples, in fact, the variety and shape are the same, but the male version will be slightly smaller than the female version, and the taste will be lighter, after all, men and women have different taste buds.”

"You can also invent that kind of super spicy, salty and delicious bread, so that everyone can sit and eat together. By the way, if you expand this business, I think the name of the dessert room can also be changed, just change it. It is the kind of package for couples, although the audience will be smaller, but it can definitely create a brand effect, and although it is a package for couples, there can also be packages for girlfriends and singles, as long as they don’t focus on it.”

Lu Xiaoke watched Zhuoye being forced to talk nonsense in desperation, but Cen Hanyi listened with a serious face, nodding his head in agreement from time to time.

But just ten days ago, he clearly said that men and women have different taste buds, so Cen Hanyi ended the topic by saying what kind of taste buds do children have, if it is sweeter, it will taste better, Yun Bei.

Zhuoyou asked softly, "What's the matter, your leg hurts?"

"No, my brain hurts." Lu Xiaoke subconsciously shook her head, feeling that she might really be a baby, and what she said didn't carry any weight.

Zhuoyou asked nervously: "I have a headache, I'm sick, I just caught a cold while sleeping, what's wrong with it, do you want to see a doctor?"

"Ah? It's okay." Lu Xiaoke turned his attention to the black bag in his hand, "This is a demo, so fast? Did Grandpa Zhuo say which song it is?"

His whole body was still hanging on Joyoung's body, and his thigh was just next to Joyoung, so it was a little hot.

Zhuo Zhuo licked his dry lips: "Well, grandpa said it was the earliest one and the most complete one. I don't know exactly which one it is. You can listen to it."

Lu Xiaoke couldn't wait, stopped and walked quickly and wanted to leave. The more anxious he was, the weaker his legs became, and he fell into Zhuoyou's arms as soon as he stood up.

Zhuoyou sneaked a glance at Zhuo Ye and Uncle Cen, who were still discussing the new store in the kitchen, and leaned closer to Lu Xiaoke's ear: "Your room is on the first floor. I'm a little worried when you walk over like this. Can I hug you?"

When he said this, Zhuo Zhuo put his hand on Lu Xiaoke's shoulder in a gentlemanly manner, his eyes were suppressed but also terribly bright.

"Hey, can it be, will it be too much trouble for you?" Lu Xiaoke kept his eyes fixed on the demo, wishing he could fly into the room with his wings now, completely unaware that the other party's kindness was actually a ulterior motive of.

Fearing that the two people in the kitchen would come out suddenly, Zhuo Liang picked him up by the waist, walked steadily across the living room, and lowered his voice: "It's okay, where are you going, your room? There is still a special music room."

"My room." Lu Xiaoke, who was acting normally just now, suddenly turned a little red, making Zhuoyou's heart beat faster and faster, as if he was going to burst out of his chest.

Lu Xiaoke touched his chest curiously.

Zhuoyo's hands and feet softened, and he almost threw Lu Xiaoke and knelt down, but he managed to stop with a tense breath.

Lu Xiaoke didn't notice his abnormality at all, but said in admiration: "You actually have pectoral muscles, so do you have eight-pack abs!"

He stared at Zhuozhuo with bright eyes expectantly: "Our family members don't have any. My father, brother, and uncle don't have any, and I don't either. I only have a piece of fat on my stomach."

As he spoke, he even wanted to lift his clothes to show Zhuo Zhuo, but his hands were already on the clothes, and then he remembered that he was only wearing a cotton T-shirt, so he had to put it down regrettably.

Zhuo Zhuo's breath was stagnant, and his nosebleed was almost caused by the tortured goblin, and he nodded to meet his almost greedy licking eyes.

Immediately afterwards, he saw Lu Xiaoke's white and tender little hands scratching his chest non-stop, as if he wanted to touch himself but didn't dare, so he could only keep swallowing his saliva.

At this moment, Zhuoyue just wanted to take off his clothes and let him touch him, but he still had to be reserved for fear of frightening people.