The scumbags all knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

Undoubtedly, Lu Yifan was the one who liked SM and directly caused Tong An's death in the end.

This person has a deep background and is ruthless. Fortunately, the target of this task is not him, otherwise Lu Xiaoke may not guarantee that he can complete the task.

System: "Stay away as much as possible, the original owner is not Lu Yifan who bears hatred till death, but Shui Ziqi and Bai Xinqi, who betrayed him and pushed him into the fire pit, whom he regards as friends."

"Haha." Lu Xiaoke laughed, "Are you worried about me, afraid that I won't be able to face Lu Yifan head-on?"

System: "...the task has not been completed, besides, it is my job to protect the host's physical and mental health."

"The place that should be hard has been silent, but the place that shouldn't be hard will come out from time to time to give a sense of presence." Lu Xiaoke sighed, "When will you be more honest?"

"!" The system said, "What did you just say?"

Lu Xiaoke shrugged: "Didn't you mention your third leg, did you say that you are not good enough?"

The system was choked up for a long time, and I complained in my heart, I am afraid that you will be scared when it becomes hard.

Of course, I absolutely dare not say this sentence to Lu Xiaoke, it is afraid that Lu Xiaoke will make it hard on the spot.

While they were discussing about Lu Yifan, Lu Yifan was also staring at them with great interest from behind, to be precise, he should be staring at Tong Jia, with intense interest in his eyes, and his finger touching his chin.

"Hey, who was that just now?" A man wearing casual clothes, with a romantic appearance and a slightly carefree demeanor, came out of the side corridor and followed his gaze.

"Who?" Lu Yifan raised his foot, "Let's go."

"Hey hey, tell me, who was that just now?" The man chased after him with a smile, and elbowed Lu Yifan, "Tell me, he looks really interesting."

Lu Yifan suddenly stopped and stared at him warningly.

The man was stunned, touched his face, and subconsciously took out his mobile phone to take a picture: "Oh, why are you looking at me like this, there is nothing dirty, it's disgusting."

Lu Yifan stared at him meaningfully for a few seconds, then shook his head: "It's okay, I don't know him, he's probably a young actor from the company, you're almost there, there are so many unknown and interesting artists in the company, can you sleep well?"

"No, I heard you say hello to him. I'm not talking about the one he dragged, but the one you called Mr. Tong. That figure, that face, it's perfect." A fascinated look appeared on the face, "Exquisite, I can't think of other words."

Lu Yifan didn't show it on the surface: "That's enough, he is a professor, and he is not the same as you."

The man pouted, obviously disapproving.

Lu Yifan paused, and then said: "The one next to him may belong to the company, so don't touch it."

"Huh? Why?" The man asked subconsciously, and then laughed and cursed, "What do you mean, am I a stallion, interested in everyone? I didn't see the one next to him. Is it good or not? Why, do you like it? Already?" He grinned and leaned forward, "Old Lu, I didn't expect that wow, that's the type you like, and the back looks pretty young, so you can do it."

While talking, he turned his head and glanced again. Both of them had already walked into the revolving door, and their figures could not be seen clearly.

Lu Yifan patted him on the forehead: "What nonsense, Mr. Tong is my friend, and his younger brother seems to be a singer. I've heard of it before. He's a relatively simple person. Give me face and don't move. As long as you don't move Cause trouble, which one do you like?" He pressed the top button, turned around and checked again, "Okay?"

"Ah? Don't move his brother, okay, okay, don't move, besides, that type is not my style." The man flipped his fingers and pressed the phone quickly, with an obscene smile on his face, "Who is like you?" Yes, tsk tsk, I'm not that hungry, don't worry."

Lu Yifan frowned slightly, glanced at his mobile phone screen, which seemed to be a chat interface, and reminded: "Take it easy, young people, pay attention to your body."

The man laughed loudly: "Old Lu, it is precisely because you are young that you want to let go. Is it possible that you have to wait until you are seventy or eighty, and the grass will not move, and ask a lot of little sisters and little brothers to stand in front of your hospital bed to feast your eyes on?" ?”

Lu Yifan squinted at him: "That's the scene after you let yourself go. We won't be lying on the hospital bed when we are seventy or eighty."

The elevator just stopped with a ding, and Lu Yifan walked out with steady strides, leaving the man whose smile stopped abruptly grinding his teeth fiercely behind him, thinking that it was too late, he immediately caught up and hugged Lu Yifan's neck: "Okay, Lao Lu, you actually cursed me, I swear, when I am seventy or eighty or ninety, I will still be able to fuck, maybe I can give birth to a son!"

Lu Yifan: "Then you have worked hard, there are not many men who can bear sons now."

Man: "!" Forgot that I can't be hard on women!

*****

"I'm going to bed first."

Bai Xinqi has been listless since Lu Xiaoke moved away, even a little depressed. After taking a shower, he didn't wipe his hair as carefully as before, but threw the water all over the floor, without even looking at the water on the sofa. Ziqi took one look and walked into the room sleepily.

Just when he was only two or three steps away from returning to his room, a black figure rushed forward, and Shui Ziqi held the doorknob of his room.

Bai Xinqi squinted his eyes listlessly: "What are you doing?"

Shui Ziqi kept thinking about it when she was practicing dancing, and those crazy thoughts kept spinning in her mind after she came back. When he thought about the imminent implementation, when he thought that he might take revenge on Tong An, he felt an indescribable joy , I even forgot about the edema and the two-day commercial performance.

Shui Ziqi's eyes were squeezed into a slit and raised slightly: "I want to talk to you."

"Tomorrow, I'm very tired today." Bai Xinqi pushed his shoulder away, and just as he raised his foot, Shui Ziqi took a diagonal step to stop him.

Bai Xinqi frowned slightly, and said dissatisfiedly, "What is it that is so urgent that you didn't mention it when you were in the company?"

The comparison between Tong An's attitude and his attitude towards himself was like a knife cutting into Shui Ziqi's heart little by little. He pursed his lips and ignored the expression in Bai Xinqi's eyes that wanted to get rid of himself as soon as possible. He turned his face away and said to himself: "I I know you like Tong An."

Bai Xinqi's originally dull eyes flickered, and he said alertly, "What do you mean?"

Shui Ziqi really didn't want to say this sentence a second time, he stared into Bai Xinqi's eyes almost angrily and vented: "Bai Xinqi, you like men, you like Tong An, right?"

Bai Xinqi looked back at him to judge what he meant.

However, Shui Ziqi couldn't bear this heart-wrenching precaution, and turned her face first: "I won't tell Tong An, and I won't tell anyone."

Bai Xinqi was not relieved, but asked calmly, "What do you want to do?"

"Help you." Shui Ziqi was slowly calmed down by his calm tone, and the two of them seemed to be chatting more gently than what they had for lunch today.

"Help me?" Bai Xinqi asked retortly, "Didn't you take this opportunity to ask me to help you get resources? Then you have found the wrong person. I am still just a small manager. As you can see, I am a small person in charge. I still need to nod and bow down to offer each other as gods, maybe if you reveal it later, I can give you some benefits, now."

There was a mocking smile on the corner of his lips: "Even if you threaten me to expose me, I have nothing. I am a manager and not an artist, and no one pays attention to these things."

Shui Ziqi snorted, he didn't expect that in the eyes of his beloved, he would be such an image, it turned out that Bai Xinqi only regarded himself as an artist under his hands, or the kind of artist who would do anything to achieve his goals.

Not even friends.

He pursed his thin lips tightly, thinking to himself mockingly, since you have misunderstood everything, wouldn't he be very wronged if he didn't prove the crime.

"Tong An is going to leave soon?" This sentence almost hit Bai Xinqi's sore foot, he frowned, and subconsciously retorted, "Not recently, just saying that he might go out for further studies, or after the team stabilizes. "

Shui Ziqi sneered: "Bai Xinqi, don't deceive yourself, it's not that you haven't seen his brother today, yes, I admit, what Tong An said must be what he thinks in his heart, but do you think his brother will agree?" ?”

Bai Xinqi's expression changed, and he glared at Shui Ziqi, disgusted that he had punctured his fantasy.

Shui Ziqi looked away, pretending not to see it.

Bai Xinqi cursed secretly: "What the hell are you trying to say?"

Shui Ziqi whetted his appetite and asked, "Do you want him to stay? It's the kind of person who can't leave even if he wants to."

Bai Xinqi had a thought, and his strong desire made him want to nod immediately, but when he thought about it carefully, this idea was not practical at all.

He turned and leaned against the wall in a slumped manner, hitting his head against the wall and making a dull voice: "Do you think I haven't thought about it? But do you think it's possible? What's the background of Xiao An's family? He can't go where he wants to go. He has to stay in this small place." Is the place just waiting to die like us?"

Eating and waiting to die, these four words completely explained that Shui Ziqi could not see the future of life, and his originally stern face collapsed a bit.

"But what if he is spurned by thousands of people and can't find another home?" Shui Ziqi smiled, "He likes to write songs so much, and in his dreams, he wants his songs to be sung and liked by others. Do you think he will come back? ?”

Bai Xinqi straightened up suddenly, staring at him vigilantly: "What do you mean?"

Shui Ziqi said coldly, "Such as being exposed to a scandal?"

Bai Xinqi was taken aback, and a knife flew out of his eyes: "You mean the homosexual scandal?"

"Homosexuality, homosexuality is not a scandal at all!" Shui Ziqi blurted out, but Bai Xinqi didn't pay attention to him at all, and didn't even notice the change in his expression.

He said in a deep voice, "This kind of ambiguous black and red is also considered red. The scandal I am talking about is the scandal that makes him unable to become popular, and even makes other companies and other teachers afraid of him."

Bai Xinqi didn't speak, his face could not see his thoughts.

Shui Ziqi was not in a hurry, she waited for a few minutes and said, "Yes, it is to completely ruin his future and make him no one to rely on except you, do you want to do it?"

Bai Xinqi was indescribably moved when he heard the words "no one to rely on".

Only five minutes into the battle between heaven and man, he tried his best to pretend to be calm and asked with a straight face, "What can you do?"

Knowing that he could not resist the temptation to get Tong An, Shui Ziqi was both happy and angry, happy that someone could help him deal with Tong An, but resentful that everything Bai Xinqi did next was because he loved Tong so badly. An, even risking breaking the law for Tong An.

but--

No matter how much he loves Tong An now, he can't escape from his own palm in the end.

Just like Tong An.

Bai Xinqi's mind was confused, but he was more excited.

As long as he thinks that Tong An can only stay at home and wait for him to come back, he will feel an infinite sense of satisfaction. He is immersed in his fantasy and cannot extricate himself from it.

On the other side, Lu Xiaoke, who was lying on the bed waiting for the game to start, saw it clearly, and immediately bluffed: "Who told you to start the video without authorization? After being watched by Tong Jia and eating so much food, and now seeing this disgusting scene again, do you care if I spit it out?"

"..." the system said, "Just to remind you, knowing yourself and the enemy will never end in a hundred battles. Butterfly wings have already ruined the plot, so don't fight unprepared."

"I don't know about their little ninety-nine. I think back when I was in the world of cultivating immortals, I was struck by ninety-nine and 81 lightnings and I was left hanging on my breath. Thousands of monks outside the cave Waiting to snatch my magic weapon, they are fighting openly and secretly to break in, I can tell what they are thinking at a glance, and I am the only one who survived in the end." Lu Xiaoke snorted softly and said disdainfully.

"Bragging again." The system was idle and bored, just watching him play games, "I have also been to the world of cultivating immortals, don't say you have golden fingers, you are golden thighs, even if you are a roundworm in their stomachs, you can tell what they are going to do with just one look." One step to plan what to do, but there is nothing you can do if you are exhausted, you must know that even if you are Da Dao, you only have one breath left after being targeted by Tiandao, that is really only one breath left, and it may be too late to seize the house, how can you survive. "

Just as he was talking, the phone screen suddenly dimmed, and the system called him: "Hey, you're so stupid, standing there and getting shot in the head, you're going to lose your rank again."

Sensing that the atmosphere was not quite right, the system stared at Lu Xiaoke's face in a daze, met a pair of eyes that were as gentle as water, almost tired: "Lu..."

Lu Xiao is ridiculous, like a flower, but also like an angel: "I'm not stupid, there is a system that is stupid, he anthropomorphized and helped me drive away all the bad guys, and then I survived!"

The system was taken aback: "Anthropomorphic, this is..."

"Yes, it is not allowed, so he is stupid." The sadness in Lu Xiaoke's voice almost condensed into substance, and the system felt a palpitation and subconsciously asked, "Why, if it is bound to the system, It’s okay to fail the mission and go to another world, at most it will deduct the bonus.”

Lu Xiaoke controlled the characters in the game with both hands, jumping here and there, and didn't even reply when he was typed and scolded as an idiot. After a long while, he said: "He said he didn't want to see me die in front of him because of an accident. I am always dying of old age, just me and him, no one else. When I can’t walk and can’t live, I will lie on the bed and ask him to help me end my life. He said that if I just watch me being killed by others, It’s more uncomfortable than being punished himself, and I’m afraid it will leave a serious psychological shadow in the future.”

Lu Xiaoke laughed softly: "Ha, although he said that afterwards, I guess he must have been frightened by my appearance at the time. After all, if the ninety-nine and eighty-one thunders are really just the way of heaven in the world of cultivating immortals, then it's okay to say, The key was that my world was adjusted to a difficult level at that time."

"Other people coughed like a cold, but I coughed like pneumonia. Just imagine, I was black as charcoal, and I was still vomiting blood in my mouth. I was conscious but couldn't say a word. He might have subconsciously panicked when he was afraid. Personified."

"Haha, later I must have felt that I was so stupid for telling the truth, and I might be scolded by me, so I said good things to sound romantic, silly and fufu."

The system choked, and changed the topic: "Is it the game world?" Since the mode can be adjusted, it is specially designed to test the game world made by senior salesmen, so as to train the reaction and agility in difficult tasks .

It turns out that what he said is also true, for example, he did work as a salesman before, for example, he really understands the system very well, for example, he——has indeed slept with the system... Maybe.

Thinking of this, the system subconsciously asked the question. It was even a little scared at that moment, but it was inexplicably looking forward to the answer.

"Are you in bed?"

Lu Xiaoke was taken aback, and laughed softly: "Yes, we went to bed after he helped me recover with a point card. It was in that cave, but there was a fairy palace, and it was hard to anthropomorphize once. Of course, we must hurry up and abduct Let’s go to bed and talk about other things.”

He buried himself in the game, and when he talked about these things in the past, his face was always shining with a different kind of gentle light than usual. The system didn't know if this statement was appropriate, but he always felt that Lu Xiaoke at this time was a bit like It is a happy marriage, a happy life, a little lady who has no desires and desires, with a serene smile on the corners of her mouth.

"By the way, I still suspect that he has been waiting for that kind of opportunity to anthropomorphize, otherwise how can he go to bed without a human body." Lu Xiaoke said that when he was excited, he almost forgot about the game. He blinked and said , "After all, my charm is infinite and unstoppable."

The system asked sourly: "Then what about it now?"

Lu Xiaoke's eyes suddenly sank: "Dead."

"How come." The system was surprised, "Anthropomorphism will only be criticized and educated, even with the host..." It couldn't say that word, and after a pause, it said, "At most, it's remade, it just has no memory."

Lu Xiaoke's complexion turned pale, his smile was bleak, his skin was so white that it was almost transparent, but it was also shockingly beautiful. At that moment, the system seemed to see a fairy in white clothes standing alone on the top of a snow mountain, with a cold face But in his heart he was teasing and teasing the bound host. Before it could take a closer look, he heard Lu Xiaoke's cool voice almost gnashing his teeth.

"It's just dead."

The system understood that he was really angry, and stopped asking.

It knew that Lu Xiao was not the kind of person who would cheat if he was half-hearted. Since he would get along with someone, it meant that the previous relationship was over.

For some unknown reason, it asked masochistically, "Is someone similar to him?" That person is Lu Xiaoke's man now, and he is the system Lu Xiaoke mentioned.

Lu Xiaoke sneered: "Although I was ignorant at the time and teased him first, I'm afraid he has already been tempted. When anthropomorphic, he followed my standards completely."

The system understands.

Going around, Lu Xiaoke still can't let it go, but the end of the previous relationship is the beginning of the next one. I'm afraid the current Lu Xiaoke himself can't figure out whether he likes him or someone else.

However, the system guessed that it should be someone, because if Lu Xiaoke still likes him, he will only try with someone, and will not take the initiative to send himself to someone's bed.

As for myself, it's just a habit. I'm used to molesting the system, and I can't change it.

Halfway through the game, Lu Xiaoke suddenly asked: "Going to do the quizzes?"

Even if the system is brushing the questions, it always pays attention to the movement here, and replies almost instantly: "Say, what's the matter."

Lu Xiaoke said with a smile: "This is waiting for me 24 hours a day?"

The system is helpless: "No way, who asked me to pick up your troublesome host, this is our duty."

"Okay." Lu Xiaoke winked at it, and said coquettishly, "I, a troublesome host, often give you benefits, why don't you tell me?"

"What kind of benefits, why don't I know?" The system slapped him mercilessly, "If you are talking about those hot camera scenes, do you know how many times you have caused me to blow up? Suspected of being poisoned, he was sent back."

Lu Xiaoke teased: "Isn't it because my figure is too hot that you exploded?"

System: "..." Well, I can't beat you.

Lu Xiaoke said in a serious tone: "It's serious, don't be poor."

System: "..." Am I poor?

Lu Xiaoke: "Please open Taobao and search for the best snacks. They must be high in sugar and fat. If you think of bread, mochi, cheese, mayonnaise, you must buy more. There are also chocolates, which are easy to chew and swallow. .”

The system has already opened Taobao, but upon hearing his request, he refused: "No, your eating disorder is not cured yet, so you can't eat these messy things."

"Of course I didn't eat it." Lu Xiaoke smiled meaningfully, "I don't like to eat these snacks, okay, you don't know me yet."

"I don't understand, I don't understand, I dare not understand you." The system hastily distanced itself from him.

"Hey." Lu Xiaoke didn't say anything to make it misunderstand, but the system always felt that his tone was weird, so he just kept silent and waited for his explanation.

Lu Xiaoke: "Of course I bought it for Shui Ziqi who has been on a diet. Buy more. In this world, we are finally not short of money."

"..." The feeling of a rich man who got rich overnight came oncoming, and the system asked, "You also said that he is losing weight, is it possible to eat?"

Although he said so on the mouth, his body still followed Lu Xiaoke's words very honestly.

Regardless of whether the other party is correct or not, it will listen for no reason, which is also strange.

"He can't help but not eat." Lu Xiaoke said inscrutablely, "You don't understand, since he has already gone on a diet, even if I don't stimulate him in front of him this time, he still can't help it."

"By the way, you can buy more. If the other party doesn't have enough to eat, you have to buy it yourself. After all, Shui Ziqi shouldn't have much money left. See how considerate I am and how thoughtful I am for him."

"Ah, there is one more thing." Lu Xiaoke touched the phone, pressed it and said, "Send a text message to Bai Xinqi, saying that the snacks I bought earlier have been sent there. It's too hot, remember to send them to me." Put it in the refrigerator so that Shui Ziqi won't be seen, and when he finishes eating this wave, I'll continue to buy it for him because the address hasn't been changed, look at me, be smart!"

Seeing his expression of asking for credit, the system was helpless, and after paying the money, he checked the calories of all the things he bought.

Tsk tsk tsk, I'm looking forward to Shui Ziqi's reaction after opening the refrigerator tomorrow.