The scumbags all knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

"Heh, it's really fucking unlucky, I can meet you every time I come down, when are you going to move out?"

"..." Miss, please clarify the situation, who is unlucky!

Lu Xiaoke didn't even move, and lazily opened his eyelids: "Now, this is still a house under my name, even if you want to get out, it's all about you."

"I need a guardian now, and the company also needs a person in charge. I just reluctantly tolerate and take you in."

He Yining just saw that he was getting angry for no reason, and didn't want to confront him head-on.

He Mingda already knew about the school affairs. Not only was she severely warned, she was even locked up in the room for a whole week. She already knew that He Xingyang was not the doormat who beat and scolded her before, and that her father was not the one who loved her. Love her daddy too.

He Ning pursed her lips, and it was rare that she didn't choke with him.

Lu Xiaoke knew that He Mingda was in a hurry, after all, after the first crash, Pei Haozhe directly shot at the He family without mercy.

There has never been an intersection before, but now they are clinging to each other like enemies meeting each other, He Mingda should have gone to have a brief understanding of it, and according to Pei Haozhe's personality, he will more or less reveal something.

but……

Lu Xiaoke was a little puzzled, so why hasn't He Mingda come to harass him, why can't he let go?

But no matter what, he raised the corners of his eyebrows lightly, which saved himself a lot of trouble and made him feel relaxed.

He said with emotion: "Look, compared to those other hosts of yours who foolishly cater to the task target, wronged themselves or even abused themselves to make the other party regret, it is more efficient and refreshing for me to hug my thigh."

"...Are you whitewashing yourself in disguise?" The system reluctantly commented, "Actually, according to your strength, it is definitely possible to slap them unilaterally."

Lu Xiaoke refused: "I don't want it."

"Don't you know that I'm lazy, so I only have the strength to hold my thighs. Besides, my thighs are thick and strong, and they stretched out for me to hug. From time to time, they even take me on a roller coaster ride. Why refuse!" He said Laziness is justifiable.

System: "..." What the hell is a roller coaster.

Just as they were making jokes, He Yining had already come to the front.

Lu Xiaoke squinted his eyes, looked at her who was obviously one size bigger in her loose pajamas, pursed his lips and said, "Sure enough, food is a solid good friend for human beings to decompress and vent their emotions."

The system said: "You can try it next time, you are too thin."

I don't know if this is the case in the real world. Although there are nutritional supplements, they must only maintain the daily basal metabolism.

Lu Xiaoke shrugged: "Try next time."

System: "Speaking in plain language."

Lu Xiaoke nodded without hesitation: "Yes, after all, I don't want to be swollen to this extent.

"Look at her face. If you poke a hole, it's still the kind that you can't play for a long time. I can barely bear the fat. If you are swollen to this state of yellow complexion and fat, forgive me, I really can't do it."

Aware of his naked gaze, He Ning pushed him hard: "Get out of the way, I need to get something, really, it's so annoying early in the morning."

Lu Xiaoke said with a smile: "We are on vacation today. If you hadn't been expelled, you probably wouldn't be able to meet me at school now. After all, you asked for it yourself. Exiting! It's really embarrassing. Yes, now the whole school is talking about my relationship with your family, and I am tired of it, and I think I should be the one who is most qualified to say that I am unlucky if I have something to do with low-level people like you."

"You, really..." He Yi gave him a blank look, pushed him away hard, and opened the refrigerator.

A gust of icy cold rushed towards her face, He Yining wiped her face that was still dripping water, and water dripped from her hands, she stared at Lu Xiaoke in shock: "You splash me!"

"You actually splashed me?" Because it was too unbelievable, He Yining repeated it twice, and even forgot to resist.

"Then you still pushed me twice. Didn't you say that you are more irritable? Help you cool down. Don't get too angry in the early morning. It will hurt your body. By the way, I advise you to eat less." , look at the flesh on your body, you don’t need to bring a swimming ring when you go swimming, no wonder people in the school say that you are not qualified to succeed in the future, tsk tsk tsk, why do I have to hurt my eyes here as an art student? I'll go first." Lu Xiaoke was also bored, crackling a lot.

"Stop, you splash me, and you still want to leave?" He Ning stretched out his hand to grab Lu Xiaoke's arm, but he threw it away in a flash, and said disgustedly, "Dirty hands, don't touch me ."

"What are you talking about, who made these?" The red juice stayed down the chin and fell on the clothes, looking in a mess.

"True or false? You don't know what I'm talking about?" Lu Xiaoke suddenly turned serious, staring at her raised hand, "You still want to hit me? I advise you to think about it carefully. What happened two days ago? Mingda's attitude towards you and me, if you touch me today, I can prevent you from entering the school, and I can also prevent you from entering this house."

Obviously seeing He Ning retreating a bit, Lu Xiaoke had a mocking smile on his face: "Don't say it's you, it's your mother Zhao Tingmeng, it's He Mingda, they don't have the right to hit me now."

"Hmph, if there's nothing else to do, I'll go back to the room first. Even if there is something to do, I advise you to endure it." After speaking, she smiled provocatively, and seeing that the little girl was indeed shocked, she turned and left with satisfaction.

Seeing the back of him leaving gracefully, He Yining even had the urge to jump up and bite him to death, but when he thought of the situation where He Mingda came back these two days, slumped on the sofa tiredly and still had to take time to quarrel with her mother, Hold back.

He Yining is not a complete fool.

Her father, who has been putting up with He Xingyang recently, and sometimes even thinking about He Xingyang's back, is it really because he is getting older that he starts to value his relationship with his son?

It is absolutely impossible for their mother and daughter to coexist peacefully with He Xingyang. Even with their previous attitude towards He Xingyang, it is absolutely impossible for the other party to let them go. Then how will her father choose? He Xingyang or their mother? Girls, now it seems that the result of the choice seems obvious.

Just when He Ning was thinking wildly, Lu Xiaoke had already floated into the room, comfortably leaning on the bed to watch cartoons, his face was full of smiles teased by cats and mice, and the flowers and branches were trembling.

*****

"What's the situation outside, why is it so noisy?" Lu Xiaoke turned day and night upside down two days ago, and went to bed at four or five in the afternoon. He originally planned to sleep until the next day, but now...

He touched the mobile phone on the bedside table and looked at it for a while, then confirmed with the system again and again: "Are you sure it's one o'clock in the middle of the night, I haven't slept until noon."

Because he hasn't had enough sleep, he has a few dull hairs on his head, and his whole body looks a little weak, and his hazy eyes can especially arouse people's desire for protection.

System: "There is a party outside."

"What Party?" Lu Xiaoke lay down again, feeling weak all over.

System: "He Mingda didn't go home these two days, and Zhao Tingmeng wasn't here. Why Ning was a bit presumptuous, and would often bring some people she met outside to the house. In the past two days, you were either watching TV in your room or painting in the studio. Painting, I haven’t been out much, and I haven’t run into it, why did He Ning get a big ticket today.”

"..." Lu Xiaoke said, "I found that you speak very down-to-earth now."

"..." The system choked up, "Maybe this is the so-called red near ink and black."

"Then I will take the first sentence as a matter of course." Lu Xiaoke shrugged his shoulders, "By the way, even if there is a party, it won't be so noisy. What are they doing?"

The system opens the video.

Lu Xiaoke was stunned, as if he had entered an unknown territory: "Excuse me, that yellow hair? What's the situation? And what's that guy wearing on his nose? Damn, where did Ning know these things?" Strange, and, do you feel that the atmosphere is a little bit out of place?"

System: "Why did you meet at the bar? She is currently in the Internet cafe during the day, and she spends time at the bar in the evening. The people she knows are naturally a little messy. The weird atmosphere may be because they all ate drugs and inhaled a small amount of hallucinogens. Because of the potion, this kind of thing is very popular in bars, but it is rare to get it out of bars, after all, it is easy to be checked."

There was a lot of noise outside, all kinds of noise intertwined, and after talking to the system for so long, Lu Xiaoke couldn't sleep at all.

He leaned against the head of the bed, biting his lower lip to find a topic to chat: "Did you put the ugly photo you took last time on the Internet?"

System: "...Well, it happened that she uploaded photos of going out to play, so I put photos from different angles on it."

"Hehe, smart, the impact of such a comparison is not small." Lu Xiaoke smiled, "But the system is good, so it can be seen that you really love me, and you always remember what I say very well." It is clear and strictly enforced!"

System: "You misunderstood, as long as it is related to the task, I will do it without delay, and I will never delay."

Lu Xiaoke licked his dry lips, and when he was about to continue teasing, there was a chaotic knock on the door.

He frowned, and looked in the direction of the door suspiciously.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a drunk knocking on the wrong door." The system subconsciously comforted, "He can't get in."

Lu Xiaoke raised his eyebrows and said, "Show me."

The system hesitated and said, "Are you sure."

Lu Xiaoke: "Don't treat me like a three-year-old, okay, someone is knocking on the door outside in the middle of the night, so scared that you dare not close your eyes?"

Outside, a young man with scantily clad clothes and dyed green hair was leaning back and forth against the wall, with his upper body lying on the door and slamming on the door panel, with an impatient face, he knocked on the door and shouted to open it.

This man is as thin as a horse monkey, with a sharp and mean face, and the appearance of frowning and knocking on the door vigorously in the middle of the night is indeed a bit scary. If it is the original owner, I am afraid that he will immediately hide under the bed and tremble. But it could also be outright frightening.

But Lu Xiaoke looked at the door with great interest, looking thoughtful, obviously taking a bad idea.

"..." the system asked, "what are you thinking?"

"Anyway, it's not what you think." Lu Xiaoke shook his head mysteriously, "Don't worry, I'm not that kind of casual person."

System: "...I didn't think about anything, where did you think?"

Lu Xiaoke lifted the quilt, walked to the door, put his hand on the doorknob, and was stopped by the system: "What do you want to do? It can be said that there are a group of people who are not on the table outside the door. It is wrong to have anything to do with them." Very troublesome."

"No way, this is all for your mission. Look, you treat me twice as well, and I treat you ten times better. You still haven't said you love me. I'm so heartbroken and want to cry." Lu Xiao Ke leaned against the wall, and after the joke was finished, he immediately withdrew his teasing expression and said solemnly, "What a great opportunity, you should have recorded it just now."

He raised his eyebrows: "Although I didn't remind you, I believe that our hearts will always be together. You should know the four words of heart and soul."

The system coughed twice: "I'm just being prepared."

"Bingo." Lu Xiaoke said with a smile, "Now I'm going to make a big one too."

System: "What?"

Lu Xiaoke: "This is gathering people to take drugs, I don't want to be a Chaoyang crowd."

He smiled, and said: "Is it considered big to make a big police station? Since the He family is going to be a laughing stock, shouldn't the scope be as big as possible? How about the whole country, the kind that is regarded as a typical villain? As a child, I think it’s good to use this case to remind and warn all parents to pay attention to their children’s education.”

System: "Okay, good idea, call the police, why are you opening the door?"

Lu Xiaoke: "The alarm is so abrupt now, and I don't know how to see through it. How can I know what's going on outside? Naturally, I have to be patient first, and only explode when I can't bear it, otherwise it doesn't fit my cold and detached personality. ?”

System: "When did you have these characters, why didn't I know?"

Lu Xiaoke rolled his eyes, opened the door and asked in confusion, "Who are you?"

Huang Mao was still drunk, he froze for a moment, slowly showing a playful smile on his face, and said with his tongue out, "Yo, where did the little hairy boy come from?"

Lu Xiaoke has been eating well recently, and has gained some weight, but he will definitely not be able to gain weight in a short time. In addition to his immature appearance, he is wearing blue and white checked cotton pajamas, staring at a messy bird's nest , more like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old junior high school student than a high school student.

"Who is this?"

The deafening music outside made Lu Xiaoke's head vibrate. I really don't know how these people got excited.

He frowned, and when he was about to close the door, the door was grabbed by another man walking towards him.

The interest on this person's face was even stronger, and the eyes he looked at Lu Xiaoke also carried a strong obscenity, it was really possible to see the yellow waste in his brain through his empty eyes.

"When did MB come here, hiccup, who invited you?" Later, the man smelled of alcohol all over his body, and Lu Xiaoke could barely open his eyes because of the rush.

"Don't talk nonsense with him, let's go over there." He Yining staggered over from the living room, her face was flushed, her clothes were messy, and she still held a wine glass in her hand. Lu Xiaoke really didn't want to guess what she did just now.

"Who is this, your friend?" Huang Mao stood up strongly, grabbed He Yining's shoulders, and leaned over to kiss her face with thick and greasy lips. The other party was completely indifferent, and Lu Xiaoke frowned. .

The system reminded: "She should have also inhaled a little hallucinogen. You'd better fix it quickly, or your body won't be able to take it anymore."

Lu Xiaoke was still wearing his pajamas, and he didn't have his mobile phone on him. Seeing this situation, he showed a fearful expression on his face. He turned around and was about to enter the door. His arm was grabbed, and he subconsciously threw it away vigorously.

The person behind him staggered twice and fell directly on the wall, roaring in anger, "Who is he, shameless, I play with you to save face, MD."

He Yining took a sip from the wine glass, and also admired the flushing of Lu Xiaoke's cheeks with great interest: "Isn't this the pride of our family, hahaha, my dear brother, really."

"Look at this face, look at this expression, I really want to tear off his mask and take out that heart to see if it is black or red?" The appearance of swallowing,

System: "... Why Ning is not acting right, shall I call the police for you?"

Lu Xiaoke moved cautiously: "No, I need all the videos, including the one where they bully me at this moment. There can't be any clips in the middle. Therefore, in order to ensure that there are no mysterious incidents, I need to call the police myself."

The system choked and stopped talking.

When Huang Mao heard this, he immediately laughed loudly: "It's not easy, come on, brother, help you tear off his mask, such a young kid, I think, it should be very exciting." Staggering and about to pounce.

"Add me and me." The other one was not to be outdone, "I just like this kind of pure-looking ones, and the water will flow out on the bed after taking the medicine."

"Feed the medicine? Why do you need to feed the medicine? It's so boring. If you want the medicine to be effective, you can choose one of the princesses. Just taste the original taste today." Huangmao smiled and stretched out his withered hand.

"What are you going to do?" Lu Xiaoke dodged back vigilantly, turned around and ran into the room, even forgetting to close the door because of panic.

He Yining stood aside, watching the two drunk men laughing obscenely and impatiently pounced on them. She even adjusted a more comfortable standing position and leaned against the wall to watch the show.

Lu Xiaoke was small and thin, and nimbly shuttled between the two of them, touched the phone, dialed the number with the help of the system, and almost shouted out the address here.

Originally, this behavior would definitely arouse the vigilance of the other three people, but they took medicine and drank alcohol, and their blood was soaring after being stimulated by Lu Xiaoke's pure face, they had no time to think about other things, and even faintly became more excited.

"Huh, who's he calling?"

"I don't know, please help, we didn't force him, but he joined himself?"

"Who can help him in the middle of the night?"

"It's ridiculous!"

"Let the people over there listen carefully, haha."

"Don't come here, I warn you, don't come here, or don't blame me for being rude!" Lu Xiaoke's acting skills were on the line, and when he turned around, he accidentally fell on the bed.

Immediately turning over again, Huangmao jumped into the air and turned to look at him.

Lu Xiaoke panicked: "What do you want to do?"

"He even asked what we want to do?"

"Haha, come on, let's completely open the door to the world for him."

"..." Lu Xiaoke squinted his eyes, and complained to the system mercilessly, "It's short and small, it really is the gate of the world, why would a man without capital be so confident?"

System: "...don't make jokes at this time, okay, have you been unable to escape?"

Lu Xiaoke frowned, really frowned.

The room was too small, even if the two of them were drunk and could not stand still, it would be difficult for him to avoid it safely.

Seeing the two of them pinching left and right, the system immediately increased Lu Xiaoke's physical fitness, making him look more like he had aroused his physical potential at a critical moment. Action, this is the pass.

He let out a breath: "Thank you, Mr. System, have you been thinking of retreating from the very beginning? I knew you still cared about me. If I were to be bumped into by them, I could just hit him head-on. Otherwise I would definitely pass out in the bathroom."

Because of the hasty movement just now, Lu Xiaoke felt pain after pain in his ankle, which was not good at all. He frowned: "There is some bad news."

The system is worried: "What's wrong?"

The corners of Lu Xiaoke's lips curled up: "Actually, it's not too bad, it's just that it's easier to be pitiful later. I sprained my foot."

System: "What's going on?"

Lu Xiaoke said indifferently: "Last time, I hurt my bone, but I was too involved in the drama just now, and it seemed like a sprain."

The system simply didn't know what to say: "It's true, when it's time to focus on it, I'm fooling around. At this time, I often don't know how to protect myself. I..."

Lu Xiaoke interrupted it with a giggle: "I understand, I understand, anyway, according to your logic, everything is about me, right, I'm really happy that you ignore the task and care about me." He immediately added Said, "I don't accept any objections!"

Just as the system was about to say, it swallowed abruptly, almost choking on it.

Just as they were enjoying themselves in slow motion, He Yining on the side finally couldn't stand it anymore, and she came in with a low curse.

Putting the wine glass casually, watching the two playing cat and mouse, he immediately stepped forward impatiently to help them catch Lu Xiaoke.

Lu Xiaoke couldn't dodge halfway, and kicked her waist in desperation: "He Yining, what exactly do you want to do?"

"What am I doing, mistress? An illegitimate daughter? Will you be a peripheral girl? Hehe, He Xingyang, let me first let you taste what it means to live a life worse than death." She clutched her aching abdomen, and glanced at the yellow-haired couple on one side , laughing viciously, "I really want to see that expression on your face, it must be very slutty and slutty, just like your mother!"

Lu Xiaoke: "..." Son, that's your mother, she's really taken too many drugs.

When mentioning the original owner's mother, Lu Xiaoke showed a disgusted and annoyed expression, and glared at her just as she was about to speak, when there was a noisy sound of pinging, bang, bang, bang, and bang at the door.

"The police? The police are here, go, the police are here!"

"Run, go, put it away, put it away quickly, the police are here."

"Police, why did the police come, why did they make a surprise inspection here?"

He Ning froze for a moment, looked at the mobile phone in Lu Xiaoke's hand in panic, and asked in shock, "Did you really call the police?"

"..." This silly boy, I'm about to be violated, so why not report a false police report, Lu Xiaoke: "Why can't I call the police?"