The scumbags all knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

System: "Why are you so excited when you come back?"

"I'm excited? How can I be so excited." Lu Xiaoke snorted coldly.

The system is puzzled: "What's wrong with He Ning?"

Lu Xiaoke gritted his teeth with a smile on his face: "Damn it, you are so daring to covet my man."

system:"……"

Lu Xiaoke smacked her lips: "If you want to become an internet celebrity and become famous so much, then I will help her. After all, it would be a waste to not use such a good resource."

The system shuddered: "The resources you mentioned, don't you mean me?"

Lu Xiaoke smiled meaningfully: "What do you think, what resources do I have?"

System: "..." This bad feeling is getting stronger and stronger.

Lu Xiaoke was playing with the mobile phone, with meaningful eyes, suddenly sat up like chicken blood, patted the pillow behind him to sit comfortably, and entered the state of seriously playing with the mobile phone.

Click on Weibo, and enter the first one of recent frequent visitors, and it is the girl who took a photo with He Yining.

At the beginning, Lu Xiaoke tried to send a private message to this girl named Ye Lan as a netizen, basically saying that you are very beautiful, with a beautiful face and a good figure. I thought she had so many fans and would never see it. I didn't expect to get a reply after only two or three days, thank you and ask who you are.

Lu Xiaoke was quite puzzled at the time, and the private messages of more than 100 million fans could still be recovered.

Seeing his troubled appearance, the system said, "Don't you know that there is a creature called zombie fan? Don't you know that there is an operation called buying fans? Don't you know that there is a kind of netizen called eating without spending money? Is it melon people?"

"..." Lu Xiaoke shook his head honestly, "I don't know."

Lu Xiaoke was especially sincere: "There are so many things I don't know, it's just as long as you don't remember things like this that are not worth wasting your brain capacity at all, anyway, you remind me."

System: "..." I always feel that something is wrong, but when I think about it carefully, what he said is indeed correct. I am his bound host, and it is my job to mention him. The performance is proficient and shrewd, the system even thinks that he is just a joke to him, a tool to kill time or relieve boredom.

Lu Xiaoke's fingers fluttered, and he replied while asking the system: "Then why does Ning belong to which kind, Ye Lan?"

After the system took two seconds to check, it said: "Most of them are bought, and a small part are zombie fans distributed by the system."

"..." Lu Xiaoke narrowed his eyes, "I really don't understand their world"

"I'm a Taobao seller. I accidentally saw your photo on Weibo. I think you fit our store's clothing temperament very well, so I want to ask if you are interested in being a contracted model for our store." Lu Xiaoke checked No typos, hit send.

This time the other side quickly recovered: "Signed model? Is it the kind of clothes that Taobao stores try on?"

"Yes, don't worry, we are a regular store, haha, the one with five imperial diamonds, dear, I can give you the website, and you can take a look inside our clothes before making a decision, but because the new clothes are on the market, I need Decide on the model candidates as soon as possible, so I can only give you two days to consider."

The system asked in amazement: "Where did you get the Taobao store, and now you want to link it to someone immediately?"

Lu Xiaoke said frankly: "When did you see me open an online store, of course I didn't."

system:"……?!"

Lu Xiaoke blinked his eyes: "What are you still doing in a daze, you didn't see that I said to give you the website immediately, Mr. System, don't waste time, the time to test your business ability has come."

Just as he was talking, a "?" was sent over there.

Lu Xiaoke shook his phone, "Hurry up, people are rushing you."

system:"……"

It is not difficult for the system to create a virtual website temporarily, let alone to fool the junior high school students with no technical content, the system asked while doing it: "You are so sure that I will do it, what if I can't. "

"No." Lu Xiaoke shrugged his shoulders: "You are omnipotent in my heart."

system:"……"

Soon the website was almost completed, Lu Xiaoke quickly flicked the link, and there was no news for a long time.

"Don't worry, what you did is very real." The system looked at his distraught appearance and explained, "It has been detected that she is browsing the website, and we should hear back later."

"Ah? Ah!" Lu Xiaoke was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "Mr. System is caring more and more about me now. Could it be that he really likes me?"

System: "...I'm just afraid that if you wait for a long time, you will lose your fighting spirit and confidence in the mission."

"Then you really don't know me very well." Lu Xiaoke patted his own small breast|chest, triumphantly, "I, although I have a lot of other advantages, compared with those, my fighting spirit and Perseverance is definitely to a degree that you can't even imagine."

He raised the corner of his eyes: "Especially when it comes to grinding people."

Thinking of his usual foolishness, the system almost burst out laughing: "Yes, yes, you are the most persistent and determined, and next year's best employee award will definitely be given to you, and by the way, I will give you the best actor award." Slam, your life is completely perfect."

Lu Xiaoke stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of him, squinting his eyes: "No, my perseverance, my super willpower, including all the waiting I am doing now, are all for you. Whether my life is perfect or not does not depend on you. Because of those external things and any good reputation, but Mr. System, you, after returning to the real world, are willing to anthropomorphize, and then admit that you love me, want me, and swear to be with me forever, until that day... ..." He raised his face slightly, "My life, that's called Perfect."

Maybe his voice is too contagious, the system is really immersed in his description, and even thinks that kind of future seems very good, until a ding dong prompt pulls back its fiction.

The system regained consciousness in an instant, and was in a trance.

When I looked at Lu Xiaoke again, the other party was already bowing his head and seriously editing the news. What he said just now seemed to be made up at random, and he was the only one. Oh, no, a system immersed in the dream of nothingness bingo.

System: "!" It immediately cheered up and kept reminding itself in its heart that Lu Xiao is such a person who only cares about teasing and doesn't care about the responsibility. He forcibly ran several sections of serious data, and only then managed to calm down the restless database.

I can't help but sigh in my heart. As an excellent pacesetter, the system with the highest performance every year feels for the first time that this task has a long way to go, and I don't know when it will be the end.

Thinking of what Lu Xiaoke said before, he said that it is over after playing enough, the system can only grit its teeth and forcefully continue.

Lu Xiaoke seemed to be addicted to flirting with the little girl, with an indistinct arc hanging from the corner of his mouth, and he even laughed outright at the end. The laughing system couldn't help but ask, "Is it that fun?"

Lu Xiaoke rubbed his stomach ridiculously: "I really don't understand, just a few words will take the bait, I'm a little embarrassed to lie down."

System: "..." It's up to you what to do when you really want to shoot commercials.

Lu Xiaoke wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said regretfully: "I made up a lot of excuses and lies, but it turned out to be useless at all. This child really wants to be popular and crazy. Even if she is asked to shoot underwear commercials now, I'm afraid it won't work." I will accept it without hesitation.”

System: "..." I was suddenly curious about what Lu Xiaoke told Ye Lan that the other party trusted him so much.

Lu Xiaoke put away his phone, rubbed his eyes, dimmed the desk lamp, and lay down.

System: "Why, stop talking?"

Lu Xiaoke complained: "Brother, check what time it is, even if I'm a family member, I don't ask you to feel sorry for me, and you can't exploit me vigorously."

The system watched him play engrossed, so naturally he didn't notice the time.

"If I don't sleep, the other party will sleep too. If you press too hard, it will be easy to break." Lu Xiaoke laughed, his eyes rolled around, "However, there is an unexpected harvest, which can be regarded as confirming my previous guess. In two days the plan will be implemented."

The system was at a loss, but fortunately Lu Xiaoke quickly explained it to it.

But before explaining, he still laughed at its IQ: "Mr. System, you can't do it this afternoon. To be my man, you must not only have a high IQ, but also a high EQ, okay? Otherwise, I will really, really despise you."

System: "..." I beg you, hurry up and dislike me!

Lu Xiaoke: "Don't look at the photos of their girlfriends who are very close, but in fact these are all mysterious, they are all plastic sisters."

System: "What?"

Lu Xiaoke: "As a system that uses human nature as an auxiliary system, you don't even know plastic sisters. How do you play with people's hearts? What's the use of knowing those zombie fans?"

Is this a vengeance?

"..." The system explained, "The nature of our work is not to abuse scum to play with human nature, but to make the task subjects realize their mistakes!"

Lu Xiaoke shook his head: "Then I might as well spend some time learning about zombie fans."

system:"……"

Lu Xiaoke continued: "Plastic sisters look like they are very close, but in fact, you stabbed me behind the scenes, and I stabbed you, for example..."

He turned over and felt that words alone couldn't explain it. He picked up the phone on the bedside table and returned to the Weibo interface: "Look at these two photos, aren't they different?"

The system stared and studied for a while: "The faces of the two people are not the same."

"Yes, it can be seen that it can be saved." Lu Xiao laughed.

System: "..." It's better not to tell him that he used data to analyze it.

Lu Xiaoke swiped to the first one, and explained: "Why did you get it? Is it because her face is smaller, fairer, and her nose is straighter? But look at this." He pointed to the second one, " The one on Ye Lan's Weibo is completely different from the last one."

Lu Xiaoke put down his phone and concluded: "This is the so-called P-picture only P-self series. I heard that it is a typical green tea whore, which means that the relationship between the two of them is actually not that good!"

System: "...So, what conclusion did you draw?"

These two photos are fake, right? The data is pressing the data, which is completely different from the original photos.

Lu Xiaoke: "I just asked Ye Lan, who is the other girl who often appears on your Weibo, can you send me two full-body photos of her, and I want to sign her by the way."

While the system was listening carefully, Lu Xiaoke suddenly came to a quiz and asked, "If it were you, what would you do?"

System: "For friends, it should be more convenient to work together, and it's safe to have companions."

Lu Xiaoke suddenly laughed: "So you are a straight man, Ye Lan sent me a photo of He Yining who hadn't edited it at all, it was ugly as hell, uglier than me, the kind that scared me!"

system:"……"

Lu Xiaoke pursed his lips: "Isn't it all written in the information I found last time? Ye Lan's family conditions are not very good, and she has always been regarded as He Yining's follower. Jealousy is inevitable, so Ye Lan can instigate rebellion." ,Do you understand?"

System: "...Are you planning to use Ye Lan?"

Lu Xiaoke: "It's not for nothing, little girl, just be more emotional."

The system asked, "What are you going to do?"

Lu Xiaoke: "Do you think besides attracting men, what about women?"

System: "...Are you planning to fight?"

Lu Xiaoke nodded solemnly: "That's right." He pinched his own face, "Why don't you take advantage of such a good advantage, besides, I'm not cheating on the little girl's feelings."

The system asked: "Why doesn't it count?"

Lu Xiaoke: "I don't study much, does this really count?"

The system succinctly said one word: "Forget it!"

Lu Xiaoke pretended not to hear, reached out to turn off the desk lamp, closed his eyes and was ready to sleep.

After a long silence, the system said: "Actually, there's no need to betray your looks, you just need to have some conflicts among them."

Lu Xiaoke opened his eyes: "Why, do you also eat women's jealousy? I can't be hard on women, and, I promise, I will never hide my sexual orientation. Oh, don't worry, I It won't hurt."

System: "...I didn't mean that, I just wanted to say that even if you want to cause trouble, there is no need to trap yourself in the center of the storm."

Lu Xiaoke asked back: "But this is the fastest way. As my auxiliary system, shouldn't you be happy that I focus on the task?"

"No." The system didn't know why it wanted to persuade him. After all, Lu Xiaoke's behavior didn't violate any regulations at all. It choked up and said, "Well, you actually have a better way, don't you?"

Lu Xiaoke: "No, I am in the center of the eye of the storm, which helps me control the overall situation. He Yining hates me, but Ye Lan likes me. Oh, no, even if he just has a good impression of me, he will be laughed at by He Yining. What do you think Ye Lan, who has been suppressed to the extreme, knows the secret belonging to He Yining, what will she do?"

System: "... Exposure?"

Lu Xiaoke: "Of course."

System: "Okay, as long as you're happy."

While talking, Lu Xiaoke suddenly laughed: "However, although this method is quite good, I don't plan to use it anymore."

system:"?"

Lu Xiaoke said earnestly: "You successfully convinced me that I shouldn't deceive the feelings of little girls, I'm only suitable for deceiving the feelings of the system~" He blinked and blinked, "Someone is so jealous, I don't want to destroy our relationship."

system:"!"

Lu Xiaoke: "That's why I told Ye Lan that even though he had condensed into that appearance, I decided to give it a try."

He pinched the ends of his nose: "I will also contact He Yining in the past two days, and then send them clothes respectively. Guess what Ye Lan will think if I only sign for He Yining in the end?"

The system guessed: "The money came out of it. Anyway, the photos can be repaired. She doesn't need salary and buys clothes. Of course she chooses her or not herself?"

Lu Xiaoke nodded in satisfaction: "IQ is not bad, it has reached the minimum standard for taking care of me, Mr. System, please continue to work hard~"

System: "..." Inexplicably let out a sigh of relief.

However, things are sometimes such a coincidence.

Deliberately planting trees will not live, unintentionally planting willows and willows to make shade, Lu Xiaoke takes good care of the original owner's skin, and his appearance has risen by countless levels, but all the girls who have seen him will unconsciously start to pay attention to him, among which is really Including Ye Lan.

*****

"Do you have someone you like? Who is it?" He Yining's voice suddenly increased, and she looked at Ye Lan in disbelief.

Ye Lan hastily stretched out her hand to grab her: "Keep your voice down." She looked around and lowered her voice and said, "I don't really like him, I just think he is good-looking, very crazy boys are different, very Quiet alone."

Ye Lan smiled shyly: "Then I told you everything, you should tell me too."

He Ning leaned her head closer, two blushes appeared on her cheeks, and she said shyly: "Actually, I don't know if I like him, we just met, but I was really as described in the novel, my heart beat faster, My brain was congested and blank, I couldn't even speak, you know, I just stood there stupidly."

"You fell in love at first sight, right? When I saw him for the first time, my heart was pounding like I wanted to jump out. I couldn't hear the people around me." Ye Lan pursed her lips, looking like a little girl, " Hey, who are you looking at?"

After finishing speaking, she giggled and said, "Could it be that we both fall in love with the same person?"

"Impossible." He Ning turned her face away subconsciously, and said disdainfully, "Can I have the same aesthetics as you?"

Ye Lan's complexion changed slightly, and she was still smiling: "That's right, our tastes are quite different."

"The living environment is different." He Ning didn't consider the other person's feelings at all, "You may have never seen the one I like, let alone like the same person."

When it came to the man who often appeared in her dreams, He Ning blushed twice, and she began to talk more: "Let me tell you, he is really handsome, the first time I saw him He was still wondering how someone could be so handsome without beauty and photo editing, ah, but it doesn’t look like a student, probably already working, compared to a student, he still has a more mature feeling, hey hey Hey, I don’t know how to say it, anyway, it’s true.”

After she finished speaking, she muttered to herself: "I don't know how that bastard met such a temperamental person."

"You like older ones, but I still like fresh meat." Ye Lan defended herself.

"He is also a little fresh meat, but he may be a little older than us." He Ning broke away from her fantasy, slapped her arm and asked, "What about you, little fresh meat, Jicao is still a schoolboy Grass? I haven’t heard you mention it before.”

"No, he seems to be an art student. He didn't go to school with us. I didn't know about it before, and I discovered it by accident two days ago." Ye Lan glanced in the direction of the school's studio, "Really, I think he must Our school girl is even more handsome, I am still wondering if he is a transfer student, I have never heard of him before."

"That means he's not as handsome as you said, or it would have been spread long ago." He Ning didn't believe Ye Lan's eyes at all, "Didn't you fall in love with him, this is another school, you just There was no investigation."

"How to investigate?" Ye Lan asked.

"It's just that you didn't inquire about his situation, such as his name, or whether he has a girlfriend?" He Yining said gossipingly, "If you are an art student, tell me his name, maybe I still know him, I'll introduce you Referral?"

"Forget it." A vigilant light flashed in Ye Lan's eyes. Although He Ning was not as good-looking as her, her family was richer than her. Those who are eye-catching will definitely have an affair with He Yining in the end, and Ye Lan knows what she wants to do just by looking at her eyes.

He Yining: "Why, you don't trust me."

Ye Lan spread out a book, leaned on the table, and laughed: "Why, I just saw it from a distance and asked for his name. As for the other things, I haven't had time to ask. Besides, I think he looks like He's kind of obedient, don't scare him."

He He glanced at her: "Oh, there's nothing here, you're still protecting him?" She stood up and turned around before returning to her seat, "Hiding it now, can you not let me in the future?" See you?"

Ye Lan was also afraid that she would be angry, so she immediately smiled flatteringly: "No, I'm not sure about this now, I'll take a picture for you in two days?"

He Yining: "Okay, I want to see how your eyes look."

The smile on the corner of Ye Lan's mouth gradually froze, and after He Yining left, it gradually froze on his face, and he gave He Yining a hard look behind his back.

He Yining turned around suddenly: "A Taobao shopkeeper contacted me on Weibo two days ago."

"Ah?" Ye Lan's eyes widened suddenly, "What Taobao?"

"It's about recruiting models, saying that I suit their clothes. I saw them and they looked good. They said they would send them over first, and then take pictures for them to see. It's considered an interview." gone?"

Ye Lan was startled, for fear that the other party would mention that photo.

He Yining asked, "Don't you know?"

Ye Lan peeked at her expression: "No, I know, I was going to tell you just now, but I forgot."

He Yining glanced at her indifferently: "Well, do you have time on the weekend? I'll contact a professional studio, and we'll just take a photo."

Seeing that she didn't seem to know, Ye Lan was a little relieved: "Okay." But after agreeing, he frowned again, the other party only hired one model.

She looked at He Yining's short figure, and felt that she would definitely be the one who could apply for the job in the end, but He Yining would be angry.

Ye Lan pursed her lips, hesitating whether to seize this opportunity or not.

It suddenly occurred to her that two days ago, because she was bored, she found someone who had a good conversation near WeChat, maybe she could ask her.