The scumbags all knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

Seeing that he was really disgusted, the system took a serious look.

It's not ugly, it's just that the small body is too thin, and the weakness makes people feel distressed.

After thinking about it, the system comforted him: "It looks good when it grows up, but it's still young and underdeveloped, and it's just dark because it's thin and out of shape."

The trident rib hurts a bit, Lu Xiaoke clutched his chest: "You don't say I didn't notice it, it's dark." He almost lay down on the mirror to take a closer look, "Hey, why does it look familiar to me?"

System: "When you grow up, you will be Lin Qian."

"...!" Lu Xiaoke opened his mouth slightly, "Lin Qian is already very thin, this child is so thin that he can't even tell what he looks like."

系统检测一番，报数字：“身高1.7米二，体重72,BMI12.2,BMI低于18即偏瘦,低于15则有生命危险。”

Lu Xiaoke was shocked: "78? Jin?" He turned around in a circle, and then touched up and down, all ribs within reach.

System: "Yes, at first there was nothing to eat, and then the body no longer felt hungry."

Lu Xiaoke: "I'm anorexic."

System: "Well, it's about the same as you."

Lu Xiaoke shook his head modestly: "No, no, I feel ashamed. He hangs his life on the breath of immortality, and I rely on milk tea."

"...No, you rely on nutritional supplements." The system originally wanted to sarcastically say half a catty, but the exit became, "Don't be influenced by the original owner, you still have to eat well."

"I know, I know." He nodded with a grin, "Just because you care so much about me, I can't stop eating, don't worry."

"Besides, I should be fine." He raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Should it? Isn't it that after being with Qin Feng, you can almost eat well?" The system spoke quickly, and then realized that it was a slip of the tongue, and immediately fell silent.

Lu Xiaoke shrugged his shoulders and drooped his eyelids: "Then, isn't he not here now?"

"But~" In an instant, Lu Xiaoke turned into water again, "But he's not here, so you're not here, Mr. System~ With you by my side~ Supervise me~ I'm sure I'll get better soon~"

"I hope." The system said, "I am your binding system, even if you want to leave, it is impossible."

"It's really boring." Lu Xiaoke rubbed his face, saw that the sky outside was gradually getting brighter, he got dressed and planned to go for a stroll with this small body that would collapse in the wind.

It happened to be breakfast time, and only the servant and Xiaosan's daughter were left at home.

The original owner hadn't shown up for a long time, and the illegitimate daughter was taken aback when she saw him coming out generously, and then habitually turned on the sarcasm mode: "Yo, I said today I feel chest tightness, shortness of breath and discomfort, A certain person who has no eyesight in feelings, who comes out when someone is eating, does not know how honorable you are, can you spit out breakfast?"

Lu Xiaoke looked up and down with squinted eyes. A fat girl with a round face and slanted eyes in a white lace skirt was sitting on the dining table, squinting her eyes with an annoyed look on her face. Staring at him, the sticky corners of his eyes that couldn't be opened turned up the moment he looked over.

She laughed mockingly, looking at Lu Xiaoke with a sense of superiority in her eyes.

"Then what, what's her name?" Lu Xiaoke asked the system.

"..." She has despised you for so long, you are just wondering what is her name with a blank look on your face?The system replied, "Why is it condensed? I thought it was the condensed fragrance of jade dew."

"Hehe, who the hell named this, insulting who is this!" Before the system could speak, Lu Xiaoke's eyes showed a little disgust, "It's still fragrant and jade dew, I'm not picky, I thought The original owner was ugly because she was thin and out of shape, I didn't expect it to be a genetic problem, this girl looks, tsk tsk, uglier than the original owner."

Originally, it was just superficial, and the system didn't pay much attention to it. He said so and took a curious look.

In fact, why is Ning not as ugly as he said, barely considered an ordinary appearance.

It's just that the face is rounder, the eyes are smaller, the nose is sunken, the mouth is bigger, the ears are more windy, and the neck is only a little thicker.

These, put together, just make up a normal cute girl.

But why Ning, looking at the fierce, sharp and mean eyes, the system unconsciously agreed with Lu Xiaoke's statement, it is really not suitable for the word Ningxiangyulu.

Sometimes at first glance, appearance is secondary, and temperament is the main thing.

Why Ning, there is an unpleasant breath in his bones.

Lu Xiaoke glanced at her coldly, turned around silently, and walked towards the kitchen.

Behind him came He Ning's lingering scornful voice mixed with ridicule: "Oh, it's really unlucky to wake up early in the morning." Then there was the harsh sound of knives and forks scratching fiercely on the plate.

The original owner hadn't eaten for a long time, Lu Xiaoke's head was a little dizzy, and his feet were as light as if he was stepping on cotton, so there was no time to talk to him.

He took two steps, and a thin layer of sweat broke out on his back. His body, which had not been exercising for a long time, had reached its limit.

Lu Xiaoke held on to the door frame and looked at the servant who was already cleaning up the dishes with a helpless voice: "Make some white porridge."

The sound of washing water was rushing, and the aunt turned her back to him, and she just pretended not to hear it, and didn't even say yes.

"..." Lu Xiaoke complained to the system, "Is it because he didn't find something to eat? This is simply being cut off unilaterally!"

System: "It's been like this since I was nine years old. The servants of the He family were replaced once by Xiao San, and they haven't changed again."

Lu Xiaoke slowly stood up straight, and said with a sneer, "Oh, my temper is getting worse day by day, I can't bear it."

System: "..." was spoiled by Qin Feng!

Lu Xiaoke walked to the table in the middle of the kitchen, looked at the leftovers that had just been brought in and hadn't cleared up, and a plate in each hand, and they all hit Auntie's feet with a bang bang bang, the fragments splashed everywhere, across Auntie Bare ankles.

"Oh, my god." The aunt jumped up in fright, patted her chest and turned to stare at him.

Lu Xiaoke was expressionless, and stared back at her with straight eyes.

Auntie stepped back, her eyes were full of vigilance, as if she was afraid that the other party would attack her.

With a pale face, Lu Xiaoke repeated: "I said, cook some white porridge and cook it until it's rotten."

The aunt shrank her shoulders and observed his movements carefully: "I, I will do it right away."

"Humph." Lu Xiaoke lowered his eyes, looking like a demon climbing up from hell, "From now on, don't let me say this kind of thing a second time, otherwise..." He stepped on a large piece of paper. On the debris, it was crushed twice, and said harshly, "I'll kill you, believe it or not!"

System: "..." I was the first to not believe it.

Auntie's face turned pale, and she nodded hastily: "Yes, yes, I, I know, I know." The eyes are full of fear, not because of deterrence, but the fear of madmen.

"What's going on, what's the noise so early in the morning?" He Yi stood at the door with his chest crossed, frowning at the mess in the kitchen, "What's going on?"

Turning to face Lu Xiaoke's gloomy eyes, he was also taken aback immediately: "Damn it, why are you so nervous, are you crazy?"

"I thought he was a difficult master, but he was just a bully." Lu Xiaoke laughed.

System: "After all, she's just a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, besides..." Your current state is indeed a bit perverted.

Lu Xiaoke squinted his eyes, and suddenly took two steps forward: "I'm already a lunatic, do you want to try what a lunatic really looks like when he becomes crazy?"

He Ning was frightened by his cold and stern eyes and instinctively took two steps back: "You, what do you want to do?"

Lu Xiaoke stepped on the debris on the ground, creaking and creaking: "What are you doing?"

"Crazy!" He Yining staggered two steps, turned around and ran away, as if there was a hungry wolf chasing after her.

Lu Xiaoke: "...so unintimidated, I haven't shown my acting skills yet." He turned to look at the sluggish aunt, but before he could speak, the plate in the aunt's hand fell straight to the ground, and she dragged it with a slap. Crying, "Please, don't come over, don't, don't."

Lu Xiaoke: "Hurry up and make porridge!"

Aunt: "I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it right away, I'll do it right away!"

Seeing how frightened she was, Lu Xiaoke knew that if he stayed any longer, he might not have had breakfast at noon, so he gave her a warning look, turned around and walked away.

While walking, he complained: "I feel that the difficulty of this task is decreasing, and the mental quality of each one is weak."

System: "...The remorse value is not calculated like this in the first place."

Lu Xiaoke: "Is it possible that I really have to wait for those scumbags to repent? I don't know if they will regret it, but if I do that, I will be the first to die because the regret value explodes."

System: "Not every time you have the good luck of the last world, you have thighs to vent your anger."

Lu Xiaoke went into the bathroom, splashed a handful of water on his face: "It's not luck, it's fate."

system:"……"

Lu Xiaoke added: "I'm also very attractive."

system:"……"

Lu Xiaoke: "You can rest assured that there are no dead ends in 360 degrees."

System: "... Don't worry about a host who threatens to kill the task target as soon as he comes up, sorry, I have never seen this operation before."

"So you're still young, it's okay, just walk around a few more worlds with me." Lu Xiaoke said that although you don't understand anything, I tolerate you unconditionally, making the system goosebumps. Get up soon.

The system changed the topic: "By the way, the original owner is allergic to peanuts, did you know that?"

Lu Xiaoke was stunned: "I didn't pay attention." He wiped the water from his face, "It's okay, I don't really like peanuts either."

"Not only peanuts, but all peanut products are also prohibited." The system seriously reminded, "Just now, Why Ning added peanut butter to your porridge."

"..." Lu Xiaoke asked, "Severe allergies will kill you."

System: "Yes."

Lu Xiaoke asked again: "Why does Ning know about allergies?"

System: "It was detected when she was a baby. The original owner's mother saw that nothing happened, but then things went wrong. Once again, the original owner was so hungry that he drank a cup of peanut milk and rescued him in the middle of the night. .”

After finishing speaking, he immediately added: "It's not that the original owner's father is a tiger who does not eat children. The agreement stipulates that if the original owner died in the past regardless of any reason, more than half of the chattels and real estate held by the original owner's father at that time were in the name of the original owner's mother, and all donations will be withdrawn." However, if the original owner grows up safely, half will be returned to the original owner and the other half will be donated to the original owner’s father.”

Lu Xiaoke nodded: "Then this little girl is trying to kill someone with her film!"

System: "...Maybe I didn't think about it that much, I just want you to pay a serious price for what you just did."

"I don't care about her. If you didn't remind me, I would be here today." Lu Xiaoke waved his hand, "TMD, if I don't give her some color, she really doesn't know that I'm in this house." status."

System: "..." You have no status in this family at all. The only meaning of your existence is to live to the end, then obediently sign and pledge, and finally die.

The moment he walked out of the bathroom door, Lu Xiaoke's idyllic demeanor dissipated immediately, exuding an indescribable feeling of gloom from head to toe that made people feel chills on the back.

The two dark eyeballs don't turn around, they just stare straight at you, like a poisonous snake that suddenly raises its head, waiting for a chance to bite you, sending the venom into Fang's body mercilessly , watching you with convulsive convulsions, eyes widened, limbs weak, writhing and dying in pain.

Frightened by Lu Xiaoke's sudden madness just now, the living room was completely silent.

Why Ningwo lay on the sofa with her head down playing with her mobile phone, she could only vaguely see the back of a pitch-black head, she seemed indifferent to him, but in fact she kept her ears up high to pay attention to what was going on here.

Auntie huddled in the kitchen, not daring to come out, and the sliding doors were more than half closed.

Lu Xiaoke dragged himself to the table, stared at the steaming bowl of porridge, and slowly reached out to pick it up.

At the same time as he heard the sound of the bottom of the bowl colliding with the table, Lu Xiaoke caught sight of He Ning's ears moving, and his body inevitably turned to this side, with a little excitement on his side face, as if he was looking forward to the next good show.

The corners of his lips curled slightly, and he picked up the bowl of porridge towards He Yining and walked over.

When He Ning heard the footsteps, he was taken aback for a moment, then immediately sat up from the sofa, hugged a sofa pillow in his arms, and stared at him warily: "Crazy, what do you want to do?"

Lu Xiaoke sneered, and said word by word: "It's not against the law for a psychopath to kill someone, but if someone kills a psychopath, he will be responsible."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" He Ning's face turned pale in an instant, she didn't expect Lu Xiaoke to poke him directly, and immediately took two steps back in a panic, her calf pressed against the coffee table, she couldn't stand still and staggered.

After finally stabilizing her figure, she just raised her face when a bowl of hot and sticky porridge hit her face, and it all fell on her chest. It was so hot that she yelled, and quickly stretched out her hand to cover herself s face.

The porridge stains were still dripping down the clothes, and a large area of ​​exposed skin on the chest was also burned red. Why did he regain his composure and jumped in an instant, raised his face in disbelief, his eye circles were hot red, and his voice was high-pitched Thorn: "He Xingyang, you're fucking crazy, are you going to burn me to death, you bastard with a mother who was born but not taught by a mother."

Lu Xiaoke stared at her indifferently as he jumped up and down, "Is it because I want to burn you to death, or do you want to poison me to death, knowing that I can't eat peanuts and still put peanut butter in it?"

He let out a chuckle, and a sinister smile curved up slightly on the corner of his lips, which was even more visually effective on that skinny face, so frightened that He Ning swallowed back the words he was about to curse, and stared at him dumbfounded.

"My mother taught me for a few years before she died, but you are born with a mother and taught by a mother, but maybe you have to teach me a shameless mistress." Lu Xiaoke's eyes were fierce and dark, as if he was in the underworld. The ecstasy messenger.

The bowl in his hand fell to He Yining's feet with a bang, and the fragments exploded, forcing He Yining to take several steps back, her face flushed with anger, and even her neck collapsed and her veins bulged.

She looked at Lu Xiaoke with complicated eyes and a little bit of fear. She couldn't understand how the doormat who had been submissive could suddenly have such a big temper.

Lu Xiaoke stared at the bowl on the ground, then looked at He Yining, and said regretfully, "I missed such a big target. It seems that I can only chop people with a kitchen knife in the future."

"!" He Ning was startled, "What did you say? Who the hell are you calling fat?" But looking at Shang Lu Xiaoke's serious expression, he was so frightened by his last sentence that he couldn't speak anymore.

He Yining took a deep breath and calmed down: "He Xingyang, if you dare to treat me like this, Dad will beat you to death when he comes back."

Lu Xiaoke asked back: "Does he dare?"

"Hiss!" He He Ning took a deep breath, this psychopath is indeed crazy and lawless.

Lu Xiaoke dismissed it and said: "If you want to file a complaint, you can go there. It's nothing more than a dead end. If he really doesn't want my mother's money, just come to me."

After he finished speaking, he waved his hands and went straight into the kitchen. The servant over there had been lying on the door frame, for fear that the two would fight. Seeing Lu Xiaoke suddenly turn around and come towards him, he was so frightened that his feet went limp, and he nearly leaned back. sit on the floor.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't dare next time." The aunt tremblingly cried and begged for mercy.

Lu Xiaoke narrowed his eyes slowly, with a cold expression: "A bowl of pumpkin porridge and a bowl of vegetable porridge."

"Okay, okay, it will be ready soon, it will be ready soon." The servant was stunned for a moment, then immediately turned around, trembling hands and feet, and began to tidy up, as if his body was no longer his own, and the pots, pans and pans were pounding loudly.

Lu Xiaoke stood at the door for a while, and said to the system: "Here, I leave it to you to test, but please don't add any ingredients to my porridge, even if it's not peanuts!"

They didn't dare to do big things, but Lu Xiaoke was still worried.

System: "...Well, even if you don't tell me, I will watch for you."

Lu Xiaoke chuckled: "Okay, okay, that's all for now, but don't say nonsense like this is your job, I don't like to hear it, it just makes me uncomfortable."

"..." I didn't think to say it at first, but his reminder made the system want to say it a little bit, but seeing that he was happy, it didn't disrupt the situation.

In the living room, He Yining was still cursing in a low voice to clean up the porridge stains on her body, when she saw Lu Xiaoke's figure, she gritted her teeth and stared at him.

When she was very young, she heard her father explain to her mother countless times why they still can't have a status. Naturally, she also knew about the contract, but she didn't know why this bitch would suddenly threaten him with this matter. herself, threatening her father.

Before she could figure it out, Lu Xiaoke was already standing in front of her when she raised her face again.

With a tense face, she grabbed the phone on the coffee table and ran up the stairs slowly. When she reached the normal level, she turned around and cursed viciously: "He Xingyang, let me tell you, don't think you can just pretend to be mentally ill." Do whatever you want, don't forget that you cannot go to school if you are mentally ill, just wait, I will definitely tell dad exactly what happened today, and see how he can deal with you!"

Lu Xiaoke casually raised his face, looked at her, and suddenly smiled brightly: "Okay, I will have no future at that time, so I will kill your whole family, anyway, I don't want to live anymore."

"You!" He Ning couldn't close her mouth in shock, "What crazy words are you talking about?"

Lu Xiaoke casually picked up the teacup on the table to play with, and suddenly raised his hand behind He Ning's frowning, and the teacup shattered on the ground with a slap, and a satisfied smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Look, the sound is so crisp and broken!" It's so pretty, but if it's stained with your blood," he licked the dry corner of his lips, looked up at He Yining, "would it look better, especially you, even though you're a bit ugly , my heart is a little dark, but I have seen your blood, it is also very beautiful red, very beautiful, more beautiful than any dye I bought, if I use your blood to draw a self-portrait for you, it will definitely be in one fell swoop Champion."

System: "Why are you attacking her appearance? Are you discriminatory in disguise?"

Lu Xiaoke was stunned for a while: "Well, that's not it, I just don't know how to swear." After a pause, he added, "I have a good friend who is also quite fat, but she is kind-hearted and smiles There seem to be stars in the eyes, and the apple skin is moist and elastic, not to mention how beautiful it is. If I were not gay, I would have been close to the water and caught up with me. This girl was born from the heart, and every pore on her body is emitting nausea The feeling, emmmmm..."

"You may not feel it. It's just the disgusting feeling of dirty things sticking to your body and still not being able to take it off. Sorry, I feel a little nauseous again when I say it."

Lu Xiaoke swallowed, and emphasized: "Especially He Ning's eyes, every time I look at her, I can't wait to put a sack on her, do you understand?"

system:"……"

Lu Xiaoke regretted: "It's a pity that she is a little girl, so she can't beat her directly."

The system instantly alerted: "Calm down!"

"Don't worry." Lu Xiaoke said regretfully, "Gentlemen don't fight with women, but... If He Yining doesn't want to be a woman, but still forces me not to be a gentleman, then I can't help it."

"Crazy, He Xingyang, you're really crazy!" He Yining slipped her hand on the escalator and almost fell off. She screamed in horror, "That's Dad's favorite tea set."

"Favorite? Then I'm going to destroy his favorite." With a clatter, the tray on the table was pulled to the ground, and the fragments splashed everywhere. The whole set of tea sets was sacrificed in an instant. Lu Xiaoke was pleased. The pointed one looked at He Yining, "Do you still want to try?"

He Ning's back shivered, realizing that the other party was not talking about a teacup, but a person, her lips were trembling.

"Crazy, crazy, He Xingyang is completely crazy." He Yining trembled with fright, turned around and ran back to her room as if fleeing.