The scumbags all knelt down to me [Quick Transmigration]

Having nothing to say along the way, he didn't feel embarrassed, when he reached the downstairs of his house, Lu Xiaoke limped out of the car calmly, and was stopped by another person who got off from another black car that had already parked at the door when he was about to enter the building.

He subconsciously took two steps back, looked at the other party vigilantly, and shouted in his heart: "System, system, I'm about to be robbed!! Save me!"

System: "..." Why did I hear the excitement? I must have heard it wrong.

The man in black took off his sunglasses, revealing a square and square face, and Lu Xiaoke's expression became even more rigid.

The driver who brought him back just now trotted all the way and followed closely, and quickly comforted him: "Mr. Lu, we are together."

Seeing the puzzled expression on Lu Xiaoke's face, the driver said apologetically, "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, for conflicting with you. You left in a hurry just now. He came to deliver something."

Looking closely, the man in black is still holding a black paper bag, but it is completely integrated with his clothes, so it is not easy to find.

Lu Xiaoke stared at the paper bag, and shook his head regardless of what was inside: "I don't want it."

The driver was stunned for a second, and immediately reached out his hand to stop him who was about to leave: "Mr. Lu, this is specially sent by Mr. Qin, you..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Xiaoke suddenly turned around and bowed deeply to him: "Thank you, I don't need it." The driver was so frightened that he hurriedly dodged his salute, and was caught off guard by him and ran away. Standing in place and looking at the man in black, he didn't know whether to chase after him or not.

There is no elevator in Tongzilou, Lu Xiaoke supported the wall and moved slowly like a snail, but luckily no one caught up.

Seeing him hiding hard, the system turned pale with cold sweat on his forehead, and couldn't help reminding: "Actually, it's just a few boxes of medicine." There is no vulgar plot of throwing money at you as you imagined.

Lu Xiaoke panted heavily, and kept running his hands along his uncomfortable waist: "I guessed it, Qin Feng didn't accept the money, and it was inevitable that he was inexperienced and inconsiderate. Yesterday I bought this late but didn’t have that, I had breakfast this morning but no anti-inflammatory drugs, by the way, he doesn’t know anything, and even dealt with it symbolically, my stomach is still a little bloated now.”

"My stomach hurts." He stood on the steps in distress, looking up at the stairs that could not be climbed to the end, "I have to squat on the toilet for a few minutes when I go back,"

After a pause, he wiped the sweat off his forehead and continued to climb up: "Actually, the room should be monitored. Qin Feng didn't think of medicine until he saw me checking the wound. Tsk tsk tsk, the bedroom is monitored, it really is. sick."

system:"……"

I don't know what obscenity, obscenity, and pornography came to mind, Lu Xiaoke smiled lightly and playfully, climbing the stairs seemed to be much easier: "But, I like it."

"..." the system wondered, "Then why not."

Lu Xiaoke asked back: "Isn't it already exchanged for point cards? It's not like you can't afford it. Why do I need someone else's?"

"?" The system retorted, "I just can't afford it." Point cards are very expensive.

Lu Xiaoke shrugged his shoulders, with a look on his face that if you are still jealous, there is nothing I can do. Who told you that you have no body and can't satisfy me, and even a little doting expression flashed in your eyes, as if to say that even if you can't do it, you have to remember I still love you the most in my heart, but I won't say it out for your self-esteem.

After returning home, he threw himself onto the bed with a bang, not wanting to move a finger.

Seeing his empty face, the system wanted to ask him if he was okay, but he was afraid that he would say a lot of things to himself, so he had to give up.

Lu Xiaoke licked his dry lips and asked, "You really can't anthropomorphize yourself?"

System: "Theoretically not possible."

Lu Xiaoke suddenly sniffled: "That's actually possible."

The system said seriously: "It cannot appear in the same world as the binding system, otherwise it will violate discipline, and if it is serious, it will be remade."

Lu Xiaoke's eyes widened and he exaggeratedly exclaimed, "It's so serious."

System: "..." Today's acting is a bit contrived.

Lu Xiaoke stopped talking, and the whole room fell silent, only his faint breathing was left.

Seeing his weak body shrank and shrunk, the system couldn't bear to remind him: "You are easy to catch cold if you cover yourself with a quilt."

Lu Xiaoke opened his eyes suddenly, and asked calmly, "Can you hug me?"

system:"?"

Lu Xiaoke's shoulders shook, and he asked persistently: "Can you digitize it and then hug me, I promise not to report you."

The system was dull: "Sorry, this does not comply with the regulations."

"Yes, it doesn't meet the regulations." Lu Xiaoke's listless face dimmed, but it was only in a daze for a moment, and he immediately raised a contemptuous smile, jokingly said, "P, there are so many ghost rules, tsk Tsk tsk, the company is afraid that you will steal it, after all, in addition to crooked melons and dates, there is also a host like me who is so beautiful that I can't control it at a glance."

The little bit of guilt that had just risen up in the system was ruthlessly extinguished by him like this: "..."

Lu Xiaoke stopped after saying a few words, turned over and sank into the bed, sniffed and blinked, took out his mobile phone and said: "Forget it, I want to send a text message to Yang Shu, he has always wanted to eat The forbidden fruit has been picked by someone, and he must be notified, and besides, the forbidden fruit must say goodbye to him completely, Mr. System, just sit and wait for the good show."

For some reason, the system accidentally discovered that Lu Xiaoke was surrounded by layers of black air at this moment, almost covering his whole body tightly, so he couldn't help but light a row of wax on the poplar tree of the pump.

Lu Xiaoke is really upset, and urgently needs a target to vent.

"You will be beaten for playing with the poplar like this." After a pause, the system asked, "Actually, you didn't even think about doing the task properly."

The finger that was editing the text message paused, and Lu Xiaoke said, "I'm sorry."

666 works in Time Travel Company. The hosts who perform these tasks are the company's salesmen. Every time they complete a task, they will be paid a lot of money, so the supply of salesmen exceeds demand. Professional evaluation, if the score is lower than [-], you will be dismissed. The higher the score, the more jobs you can receive, and the difficulty of the task will increase accordingly.

For the sake of high wages, the hosts of course want to complete the task as quickly as possible, so they will strictly follow the company's instructions. After all, innovation means that they may fail, but they have no chance of failure at all. Once they are judged out, they will lose their jobs.

But Lu Xiao is different. From the very beginning, he has never paid attention to the task at all. What he wants to do depends on his mood. He basically does what he thinks of. I have never been afraid of being found out that my personalities do not match. These are taboos when performing tasks.

The perfection of the host's task is linked to the performance of the system, so at the beginning the system will try to reverse Lu Xiaoke's approach, for the sake of his own and the other party's performance, but the other party can't hold back his desires and desires, without even thinking about it. It doesn't matter to him whether the task is completed or not. What Mr. Lu pursues from the beginning to the end is his own happiness.

Lu Xiaoke's hands were fast, and he typed a long series of text messages in a short while, before the system had time to see him, he deleted them all, leaving only a blank interface, as if he just typed casually with his hands just now .

"Don't worry, I'll delay your work for a quarter, and the company will compensate you." This was the first time the system heard him speak seriously, his voice was soft but inexplicably convincing, as if—as if he had the final say in the company like.

After realizing that Mr. Lu was different from other hosts, the system checked a lot of information, but Lu Xiaoke was still blank.

But it seems to have a guess now.

Is the chairman of the time travel company also surnamed Lu, and his age seems to be right.

There is only one thing, the chairman is unsmiling, even serious to the point of rigidity, and many electronic systems mentioned that he was unconsciously feeling cold all over his body, how could there be Lu Xiaoke's "such" son.

Most importantly, it doesn't believe that the chairman will name his only son Lu Xiaoke, Xiaoke... Isn't love a bit too much.

Thinking of the serious and stern face that he was lucky enough to see once, he had nothing to think about except a genetic mutation.

But this conjecture only ends there. 666 has no habit of delving into the origin of the host. After all, the other party has promised a generous return, so even if he messes up all the tasks, he will not suffer.

Lu Xiaoke turned over and hugged the pillow, lying on the soft quilt with two smooth, white and tender feet upturned, and edited the text message again, this time it was only a few short lines, the system saw me and others at a glance Sleep, let's break up this sentence.

It is also simple and crude enough.

Within a minute, Yang Shu's phone call followed, and the jingle ring was especially harsh.

Lu Xiaoke took a glance, and quickly entered the scene, his face was full of disgust and he didn't want to answer at all: "He must have eaten X now."

After detecting the concussion value of the shock, the system fell silent. It never thought that the task could be completed like this before. It was a coquettish operation.

Lu Xiaoke pressed the power off button, and the phone stopped vibrating. He clicked on Weibo, saw Lin Qian's bare account with few fans and few retweets, and uploaded the "bed photo" taken early in the morning with two clicks: " With Lin Qian's appearance, it is definitely enough to be a small Internet celebrity, and he can receive a lot of gifts if he broadcasts live every day to let netizens see his face and feel obscene."

The system has been very scared recently, because it found that Lu Xiaoke can make any bad premonition come true.

Lu Xiaoke grinned: "Don't worry, I won't."

The system said honestly: "No, I am very worried."

Now Lu Xiaoke is very poor. He doesn’t eat, but he is very extravagant. He doesn’t drink water but only drinks fruit tea every day. When I came back, the box was still unopened, and it was all piled up in the corner of the wall.

I'm really short of money, so it's worth trying a way to get money fast.

Lu Xiaoke said aggrievedly: "How can you think of me like this, I only let you be alone, oh no, a system obsessive."

System: "...If you hadn't slept with Qin Feng yesterday, maybe I would have believed this."

"Hehe." Lu Xiaoke laughed, "Why, are you jealous? Who told you not to admit that you like me before? I told you that you can't regret it. You can test whether your regret is worth it, right? .”

As he talked and moved, the system saw that he quickly posted the morning "bed photo" to the homepage, and the editor said: "It turns out that this is how men and men feel. It always feels like a ritual has been completed. He cheated. I also cheated, and I felt the pleasure of revenge, but I knew it was wrong, from today on, say goodbye to the past, live the days to come, be grateful.”

System black line: "Be grateful for what?"

Lu Xiaoke took it for granted and said: "Of course, I am grateful for Qin Feng's life, although it is not good, but at least it is gentle enough, and secondly, I am grateful for your sexy voice, which allows me to orgasm just by imagination."

Didn't hear it reply, Lu Xiaoke asked back: "...you don't believe it?"

Lu Xiaoke said emphatically and gently: "What I said is true! The first time I cried in pain, how could I feel it, and then I just thought of your voice, thinking of you calling me cute , call me baby, call me honey, the subwoofer blew up in my ear, told me gently, don’t cry, said let me bear it, bear it and it’s over. Then I endured it with a good temper , Sure enough, the pain will stop after a while, let me tell you, Qin Feng was able to do it yesterday because I gave you face."

System: "...I really don't need this face."

On the other end of the phone, Yang Shu was still at work, and suddenly received a text message from Lu Xiaoke. He didn't want to open it at first, but when he thought of seeing him with another woman yesterday, he persuaded himself to answer him casually. Two, as if on an errand.

As soon as I opened it, I saw the news of the elastic properties of the pistol, and my whole body was blown up instantly, the veins on my forehead were bulging, and my hands were trembling as I put them on the table tightly.

The colleague next to him saw his bad face and asked him what was wrong with concern.

Yang Shu was very irritable, the words of Chi Tiao Tiao echoed in his mind, he said that he was fine, but went to the bathroom with a pale face.

After entering the cubicle, he began to frantically press the phone and call Lu Xiaoke.

The author has something to say: Lu Xiaoke is arrogant: he can sleep because I gave you face.

System: ... Whoever wants to take this "cuckold" face will go for it.